Supposedly Evil

by Major Matko Kolac

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Human, Anthro
Length: 1123

Sup. So I´m supposed to be The Overlord from......Overlord. I should be acting all evil like. Well no if I have anithing to say about that.

Uhm hello and welcome to Five Nights at …… Just kiddnig.
So hi I have no idea what possessed you and made you click on my little story or mabe you just missclicked. But if you are trully here to look at this then I should tell you at least something right ? So this is a Displaced story about how I became an Overlord (of few things). If you want details then go and cringe read it for yourselve. All info needed is in Warnings

Trigger warnings
Displaced [spoiler]hopefully[/spoiler] -Overlord (the game)
Self Insert
Switching between 3rd person and different POVs [spoiler]mabe even 1st person[/spoiler]
First story AKA: Risk of death from bad writing
Memes and references [spoiler]Not a lot ( hopefully )[/spoiler]
Swearing
Anthro
Complete and utter ignorance of 4th wall
Should be about all. Lets see where the rabit hole goes.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-04-11 18:35:33 UTC

Chapter 1 AKA Introduction time

Canterlot Gardens

It was midday and if one tried hard enough, they could hear faint cracking of the stone. All of a sudden sky became darker and omnious chuckle could be heard. Soon the chuckle turned into laugh and laugh into maniac laughter. "Finaly, I´m free!".

Celestias POV, few minutes earlier

Celestia was siting in day court bored out of her mind. "Nothing intresting ever happens. Its always these nobeles want this, those nobeles don´t like it and want something else, Blueblod asking for a statue of him and so on and so on. Mabe I should switch courts with Luna." She thought.

Sudenly door burst open and Luna quickly walked in. "Sister! We felt disturbence in the horse."

Celestia looked around and saw few guards snicker, nobels were unfazed. She turned her head to Luna and asked. "What do you need Luna?"

Said mare opened her mouth and then promptl closed it. After that she said. "We are not sure but we feel that something is wrong in the gardens."

At those words Celestia's blood ran cold. "If *HE** got out then I will never hear the end of it."* She thought."Luna please meet me in the gardens. For the rest of you, court is now closed." Grumbling of nobels brought at least small smirk to her lips but it was soon overshadowed by worry.

Canterlot gardens, Present, Luna POV

When the two royal alicorns finaly got into statue gardens they found peculiar sight. There in the middle of the road in a lounge chair with a magazine sat familiar draconequus. Luna was comfused because last time she saw him, he was raining chocolate milk everywhere and generally making chaos. Suddenly Celestia sighet and said "Discord, I´m so glad it´s just you."

Luna was getting more and more coufused by the minute. Discord then turned his head towards Celestia and teleported to her. He grabed her by the shoulders and started shaking her. "How could you ?"

By this time Lunas brain was a mush. "Dis-cord-I-have-no-idea-what-are-you-tal-king-a-bout?"

Was all Celestia could say while Discord was shaking her. "No idea? NO IDEA!? How could you put HIM next to me?"

Replied Discord while pointing at another statue. Statue was a weird being in armor and helmet holding an axe next to it´s leg.

Axe is supposed to be Axe of confusion. Didn´t find good image

If one looked on it´s face he would find a cheeky smirk. At the bottom was a plaque with something writen on it. Luna turned to Celestia and saw her petting Discord´s head while he was repeating "It was horrible" and "He would never shut up" while bawling like a child.

Curiously his tears were normal. . . never mind, they were flowing up. Curiosity got beather of Luna and she went to read the plaque.

"The Annoing One : Legend says taht this creature could annoy his oponents into madness." Luna just raised a brow. "Sister? Who is this?"

At that moment Luna swore she could hear a faint "Just a doctor" but she srugget it off.  "He was overlord of Tartarus and he saved Equestria some 900 Years ago. I tried Getting to know him but he always annoyed me, pulled pranks on the staff and he once stole my cake. MY CAKE! So I stoned him." Replied Celestia with a smirk.

"And you thought that putting him next to me was a good idea why ?" piped in Discord. Celestia just shruged.

"So let me get this straight, You turned someone into stone because he annoyed  you ?" dedpaned Luna.

"HA! I knew it." Said a new voice.

Luna turned around but saw no one. She turned back to see both Tia and Discord stiff as boards. "Who is there? Show yourself!"

"Fine,fine. You don´t have to yell." Said the woice. After that a transparent being apeared right in front of Luna who squeaked and jumped away.

"Who are you?" she demanded after she got her breathing under control.

Being leaned on the statue and said with a dedpaned face"Take a guess." after a minnute of silence it said. "Anyway. Introductions: For bussines call me Overlord. Otherwise call me Blue."

"Blue ? Like the colour?" asked the lunar princess.

Blue just facepalmed and grumbled under his breath "Everyone always ask that. So you are Luna, the legendary lunar alicorn?" he asked.

"Not shure about legendary, but yes thats me. I´m guessing you already know both my sister and Discord?" She asked.

He snickerd and said "Yes we know each other pretty well." At that statement both Discord and Celestia shuttered.

"How long have you been out of that statue?" asked Celestia.

"To be honest Tia I´m still stoned and I´ll be like that for a little bit longer." replied Blue.

"Then how are you here?" was Celestias counterargument.

"Ever heard of astral projections?" Answered Blue with a raised eyebrow.

"So why are you here ?" Piped up Luna.

"Well, Discord ditched me so I´m looking for someone new who will listen to my life story." after a minute he added "You intrested?"

Luna considered it for a moment but then both Discord and Celestia spoke at the same time "Don´t bother Luna. He´ll just tell you the first story he thinks up and then laugh that you fell for it." Then they turned to each other and Discord said "I don´t know if it should be funny or scary that we know him so well."

Blue crossed his arms and replied "Probably scared but that´s beside the point. If you don´t believe me then I´ll make you a deal. I know that Celestia has a student. If you tell me what was in her reports every time a new one comes I´ll tell you part of my past. Deal?"

Celestia was stuned that Blue knew about her prized pupil, Discort didn´t care and Luna used this moment to her advantage. "Deal." she said and tried to shake his hand wich resulted in her hand passing through his.

"Nice. You got yourselfe a deal. Now I think you should go on with your day." and with that Blues astral form disapeared. Luna went to do her duties and Discord disapeared. Celestia was brought back to reality by a coton candy cloud that rained chocolate milk. With a sigh she sumonet a scroll and startet writing "My most faithful student . . .

Canterlot garden, Blue´s POV

It was late evening when two guards whealed a statue of draconequus into its previous position. Blue inwardly smiled and said "Hello Discort my old friend, have you come to talk with me again ?"

"*sigh* I guess i deserve that." was only reply Blue got.