Equine Theater

by DashieThePirate

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Princess Celestia, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other
Length: 1202

Short funny stories written by me and my sis ^.^

(Cover made with several vectors from the internet. I forgot to save where I got them.. sorry.)
(Story rated teen due to the vodka and racism to everyone who isn't an alicorn.)

A small description of what goes on in this story:
Everyone is ooc.
Plus there's vodka.

Just some really short and silly skits me and my sister (RedRoseHeart) made.
Please just enjoy. These are made for fun and randomz :D

Published 2017-04-13 14:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-04-13 14:40:01 UTC

The Twilight Zone

Author's Note

This is just meant for fun. If you didn't like it then that's fine. I wrote this story for entertainment purposes. Me and my sister planned it in hopes of giving you a laugh. Please try and enjoy it.

The Twilight Zone

Twilight Sparkle read through her newest spell book. She was so excited to learn new spells and maybe even become queen! Of course she would never be queen; she'd have to kill the other princesses, plus be ten thousand before she could even want to be considered a queen. A simple advanced aging spell and the right type of poison should do the job nicely.

"IMPOSTOR!" A voice screamed as somepony tackled her to the floor. She looked at her attacker and gasped. Another Twilight Sparkle was glaring down at her. The only difference between them was the fact that this other Twilight didn't have wings.

"What?" Twilight asked, "I'm not the impostor; i'm the real Twilight!"

"I have always been the real Twilight!"

"B-But you're a UNICORN! I'm an ALICORN!" She replied to this impostor. Wasn't her authority obvious?

"No one said I was PRINCESS Twilight Sparkle! I'm the original Twilight Sparkle! That makes ME the real one!" She yelled back.

"NO, I AM ORIGINAL!" A third and slightly more squeaky voice replied. Both Twilights looked to see another Twilight standing in the room and glaring at them.

"Why are there three of us?" The first impostor asked while looking at Twilight with a worried expression, "Have there always been three of us?"

"I don't know..." She trailed off, "Maybe there were and we didn't notice..."

The third Twilight growled, "I'M THE REAL TWILIGHT, YOU IMPOSTORS!"

"Ohm..." Twilight rubbed her hoof through her own hair while the third Twilight pointed at various parts of her own body and begging them to notice how she was the real Twilight. She decided to call them Twelet and Twiglet.

"Maybe we should ask Celestia!" Twelet grinned.

"That's a good idea!" Twilight was surprised that she'd never thought of that.

"Yes! Let's do it!" Twiglet let out a loud woop as she ran out of the castle to Canterlot.

Once at the castle Twilight ran straight to Celestia's thrown room. Twelet and Twiglet pushed the guards out of the way as they followed her. Celestia smiled before noticing the other Twilights.

"Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student!" She walked up to her and nuzzled her in a hug. She then noticed the impostors. "I..."

"THERE ARE THREE OF ME!" Twilight wined.

"I-" Celestia began.

"HELP!" Twilight continued wining

"I noticed.."

"I'M THE REAL ONE; THEY'RE NOT ALICORNS!" Twilight yelled.

"That was racist..." Twelet said angrily.

"You're racist." Twiglet agreed.

"HELP!" Twilight cried.

Celestia paused and looked like she was thinking hard. She turned around slightly to look at Luna for a few seconds and then back to Twilight and the impostors. She suddenly nodded and smiled as though she had found a perfectly good reason for there to be three Twilight Sparkles. and then began to speak, "I don't know. Perhaps you should go home and I should lay off the vodka."

"Doth thou mean the vodka ca-?" Luna asked but was interrupted.

"N-no. Just the Vodka." Celestia smiled sheepishly, "I will still eat the vodka cake however. Just on rare occasions where everything is a little too weird. Like now."

"CELESTIA YOU HAVE TO HELP US!" Twilight yelled

"THIS ISN'T VODKA INDUCED!" Twelet cried.

"THIS ISN'T NATURAL!" Twiglet sounded sad but she seemed to be grinning slightly.

Twilight couldn't stand this. These other Twilights needed to leave. She wasn't going to allow them to take away everything she had worked for in this town. She growled as rage formed inside of her. If this was not resolved soon then she wasn't sure what she would do. All she new is that these "Twilights" wouldn't survive. She looked over at them angrily. They both looked up at Celestia. Twelet seemed horrified and Twiglet had a small smile. Twilight's rage turned to fear as she suddenly realized that she probably wasn't the real one. What if she wasn't the actual Twilight? Would she be forced to leave and find another home? NO! She was PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE! These other ponies were the fakes. Her authority would give her the righter way no matter who was the "real Twilight".

"I don't understand my LIFE anymore!" Twiglet said even though she seemed to be enjoying this little charade. It was like she knew something everyone else didn't.

"I'm the real one! don't listen to these fakes!" Twilight said.

"I know I'm the real one!" Twelet said. Her voice broke a little and she sniffled.

"Girls, please. Just...Just go home. This will all be settled later. Please just leave me to my business." Celestia stuttered.

What? Twilight thought to herself. What's your "business"? Eating vodka cake? Of course she wouldn't have said THAT to the princess. She'd probably be picked as an impostor just for being sarcastic and sassy. Instead she sighed and looked down, "Yes, princess."

"Yes, your highness." Twelet closed her eyes as a tear rolled down her cheek.

"Ok." Twiglet seemed to have shrugged this problem completely from her mind and smiled.

Once they had returned to the castle Twelet gasped as though she had another brilliant plan, "Maybe we should try and find something that only the real Twilight could understand!"

Again Twilight was shocked at her smart ideas, "Yeah..."

"I-" Twiglet paused, "You know what..Nevermind!" She giggled, "I don't wanna be Twilight anymore."

"Wha-" Twilight and Twelet gasped as Twiglet opened her mouth and a small amount of dark magenta cotton candy poked out. Soon it was understandable that this was NOT cotton candy as it turned out to be a pony. Pinkie pie jumped to the floor as Twiglet collapsed into a lifeless pile of cloth.

"P-Pinkie! D-did you just jump out of my- HER mouth?" Twilight gasped as she and Twelet stared at the remains of Twiglet.

"No, silly! That was just my Twilight costume." She giggled again, "Thought it would be fun to give you a little scare. Fooled you though!"

"But..." Twilight was still in shock.

"NOOOooooOOOOooooOO! It's FIIIIINE!" Pinkie laughed more. "Bye, girls!"

Pinkie left, and just like that there were only two Twilights in the room. Plus a pile of adorable purple cloth.

"M-Maybe we could ask Spike who the real Twilight is.." Twilight looked at Twelet.

"YEAH!" She agreed and then paused, "Wait.. Where is he?"

Twilight grinned, "I forgot... he's helping Rarity today." Only the real Twilight would have known that. He'd been talking about asking her out after helping her for about a month now.

"He is?" Twelet gasped. N-no! I- DANG IT!" She ran away towards the door, "I can't believe I failed!" While she was running her wig fell off and she began to cry as the raced out of the castle.

Twilight watched in amazement, her mouth hung open and a fly jumped down her throat, but she didn't notice. "Other Twilight? Ohm.. What?"

She raced to Canterlot castle and hoped that Celestia might be able to spare some vodka for her tired brain.