I Wake Somewhere Strange

You know its not that hard to follow a big group of armored ponies. Their armors loud and heavy. They leave a easily seen trail and with all the noise there making I don't need to even be that quiet. Its just a matter of them not seeing me. Which admittedly isn't that hard either.

The problem though. ITS BORING! Like really boring I have been following them for what I assume has been hours the sun and moon are still doing the tango in the sky at mach speed so not that easy to tell time still. Looking more at the small army there's 5 rows of them not sure how many are in each row I'm not close enough but I'm guessing 5 mostly because it matches.

They are all carrying spears and wearing bulky gold armor that cant be comfortable and I can't be sure but I think there all white? Is it just me or does that sound wrong. Anyways these ponies look like they can take a punch or explosion. They look really tough but for some reason I don't think they can keep up with me. Yea they have four legs but that still just looks too bulky to really chase anything in.

We've been following a trail that's running along tracks and have been for awhile now. I don't want to say the whole time but we might have been follow this track the whole time and I say we in the sense that they are I'm just following in secret. Yea following in secret lets go with that. Makes me sound less like the enemy I think should it come up and they actually talk to me.

That's probably what I'm most afraid of If they listen to me maybe we can go without fighting. But when that princess showed up I didn't get a word in. Well nothing she actually heard. You know after walking so long shouldn't I feel tired or at least sore. I feel fine all things considered I mean I took that stabbing really well.

Why did she charge me? Looking back the princess is really strong so why resort to charging me instead of lets say keep lasering me? It doesn't make sense.

I'm pulled out of my train of thought when I hear commanding voice ring out in front of guards.

"All Right Everypony I want you to start patrols where ever this thing is the princess wants it found now. She says it is incredibly dangerous and if you see it you are to signal for backup immediately. In case its not in Ponyville I want Pegasi squads doing sweeps of all the surrounding areas."

A much younger sounding girl chimes in she sounds nervous. "Captain armor how will we know when we see it?"

"The wanted individual has been described as a hairless minotaur scrawny in comparison and presumed to be female. I think you'll know it when you see it. You have your orders move out!"

Well I figured something bad was going to happen if I followed. Maybe they don't mean me?