"Come, POWERFUL ONE! Come SEE what I have brought you! COME TASTE!"
-Minotaur (2006)

Yep. I've officially lost it. I was running around like a maniac, screaming general nonsense as I swung my katana wildly. I'm pretty sure I deforested a small patch of trees along the way. I couldn't think straight and, for once, I needed that voice to get me back on track.

Jeez, guy! What's up with you?! Take a chill pill and speak actual English!

See what I mean? Anyway, I collapsed onto the ground and breathed hard. Finally, I could voice my thoughts a bit better. Namely, WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF ALL BLACK HOLES DID I DO?! One moment, I was reasonably trying to get out of a really awkward situation involving incest and a pegasus, the next, I was acting like I was the pimp that owned their asses. Where did THAT come from?!

Your sexual prowess is stronger than you think. All the ladies want you, for you are the best at everything.

Don't I have a choice in the matter?! I've already told you! I'm no prude, but even I know that sex isn't just like something you hand out like cheap candy at the store. There's a special commitment to the act. To join as one. To be with each-other until you grow old. Maybe have a few kids to love and carry on the legacy.

Stranger Junior. That outta be something.

Stop being sappy! Focus on traveling the land, helping people, and getting some tail.

Is that my purpose according to you?! I think all the signs have pointed to this moment. You just want me to insert my dick into everything that has a hole in it! Is that what you want?!

Don't be so impatient. My plan isn't just rutting every single character here. This is sooo much more interesting.

I'm convinced. You're like one of those voices compelling me to murder everything in sight. Admit it. You start out semi-benign and then, before I know it, you'll be telling me to pick up my katana and become the next overused slasher villain. No-one will believe you exist, so you might as well come clean. The secret will be locked within me, for all I know.

You know, you ask too many questions.

Well, excuse me for being confused right out of my damn mind. Alright, fine. Let's assume you're NOT making me go the way of Jason Voorhees if he was made in an Eastern country. I'm just going to assume you're just a really perverted gremlin in my head banging cymbals in my brain whenever you see some skin. Will that calm you down into giving me some answers?

Answers later. Journey first.

...You're impossible, you know that? You know what? I think I'll go into a more civilized area. I may run the risk of having the whole town try to create a cult around my dick, but at least the chances of finding answers will increase. So, I continued on my way through the meadow. I guess I also decided to stick close to the border of the forest, as well. You never know when you need to dissuade youngsters from entering those fearsome woods.

Still, the thought of figuring out if there was some greater meaning behind my exodus into Equestria ate away at my circuitry. It was almost maddening! To calm myself, I looked at the morning sun over the horizon. So beautiful...so calming...

"Hey there! Watcha' looking at?"

With a yelp, I jumped up and brandished my katana, ready to cut into my assailant with reckless abandon. However, I stopped myself when I saw her shocked expression.

"Well, it's better than the restraining order I got, but could you put the sword down and maybe start off with a handshake? I'd like that!"

Oh, frick. I know what happens next...

Ah! Do I detect uncertainty in that voice? This outta be rich. I felt like rubbing my claws together in anticipation. If I was lucky, catharsis would surely follow. I examined this bubbly soul in front of me. She was a pink horse creature with a curly pink mane/tail. She looked at with with a mixture of child-like curiosity and an utmost desire to glomp me. Good luck with that. I stand 3 feet taller than her! Still, hugs are fun. No doubt about that.

"Oh...I apologize for lashing out." I cautiously said. I was praying deep within myself that she wouldn't try to take a stab at sucking my dick dry until she could think of nothing but the next sexual foray. "I am a simple stranger, seeking a place to live."

Is that all? Look at what she's wearing! She's practically begging to get fucked! And don't tell her I'm here.

I'll admit. Her shorts were shorter than they should have been and her t-shirt looked almost see-through. Also, what was that? Hello? Oh, nevermind. At least he's gone for now.

"Well, hello to you to! I'm Pinkie Pie and...hmmm...you don't look like you're from around here." Her head tilted, before snapping back into its original position. "Oh well! Everyone's welcome in Equestria! I bet you'd love a big party to celebrate your coming!"

Either she was just really lonely or she was suffering the same thing the Apple family did after a simple act of kindness on my part. We've known each-other for even less time than that family and, already, she's planning a shindig for me?

"Oh...well...that's...nice." I said, nervous. "Would you require assistance in creating this party? And perhaps I could have a well-paying job as a gift?"

"Silly stranger! I appreciate the help, but I can handle it. I'd like to keep it a surprise, after all." She continued in her high-pitched voice.

Get strippers. We need more to add to my harem-Ǫ̲̥̏͊ͨ͒̆͟͢Ȟ̶͙ͩͥ̄ͧ̚͢ ̴̥͔̭ͤ̈̅ͪͪͣ͛͒͛Ĉ̣̳͋R͚̭̬̮̜ͫ͒̽̕͢Ẳ͓̓̽̎͊ͣ́͠P̷̨̡͖̫ͩ̇̀͛̀͋̎̚!ͧ͑̎ͣ̍̑̏̿

She suddenly started to twitch in a few areas. I edged closer, curious, before she got in my face. "Do you know what that means?" She whispered.

"As the extraterrestrial that just got here a day ago, no. Pardon my rudeness, miss, but no." I stated.

"My Pinkie-Sense! I'm detecting one HECK of a doozy coming up! It could mean the future of the entire world! The Multiverse, too!" She said dramatically. "I swear I heard the voice of an entity that I prayed would never return!"

I leaned in closer. Answers! At last! I don't care if it's from a pony who looks like she's had too many sweets! I can finally get some introspective and probably be free of that annoying voice! "Go on! Tell me of this danger! I shall defend this land from its malevolence!"

"Well...it's been a while since I've felt it...but I think it's initials were M and S. Either way, I gotta return to my bakery and grab a few things that should help us before the Multiverse goes out of whack!" She stepped back a bit. "Meet me at the cottage over there!"

"Why not here? How long will it take?" I asked. "I'd rather we speak of this in solitude. We should formulate a feasible plan before we recruit others to this cause."

"Nah. Somehow, I think 'random spot near the Everfree Forest' just doesn't sound right." Pinkie shrugged. "Still, you'll like Fluttershy over there! She might scream so loud that the windows break at first, but she's the nicest pony I know! I promise! I won't be late!" And with that, she was off.

NOW, I knew the voice was nothing but trouble. Her ominous words and warning of evil befalling the entire Multiverse strengthened my resolve to find answers. Anything to prevent many more innocents to endure the torment I was suffering.

What T͊͠Ōͨ͌̾Ŗ̎̆͂̅͊ͮ͑MEͯ̕NT̑ͨ͛̚?̎͐ͮ! You're getting more sexual action then you would have gotten in your entire life if you tried persuing one of those "committed" relationships! Those take too long and they take too much time away from my safe place!

Get used to me now listening to each on of your comments with interest, voice. If I could smile, I would do so. Wickedly. I know your fall is coming. The moment she meets me at that cute little cottage with the baby animals frolicking about, you're boned.

Wait. Baby animals?! EEEEEEEE!!!! Don't mind if I do!

Pansy.

I won't lie. I wasted no time in walking over there and trying to pet at least one baby animal. They just looked so damn cute! I will call one of the baby bunnies George! And I will hug him and squeeze him and caress him and...

...oh. They all ran away. I sighed sadly. If only animals were quick to accept my appearance than the soon-to-be-sex-crazed horse creatures on this planet. Or like that bird from a chapter ago.

Chapter? Where did that come from?

Not important. You may want to listen in on what's going on inside that cottage. This might get interesting, actually.

Nothing else to do, I guess. Might as well check it out. Silently (which is kind of hard to do when you're this tall and heavy), I sneaked behind the bushes of the cottage. Getting an idea, I slipped in one of my robo-tentacles into a hole in the wall. Out it came, surveying the conversation going on inside. It also acted as a camera, allowing me to analyze the life-forms inside.

Oh, the things we could do with these things! You should train with your tentacles more often! They're gonna get tired real soon if this is going the way I want it too.

Train them? Yes. For that purpose? Keep dreaming.

Hold on! Is that...could it be...it's everyone's favorite waifu! Check it out!

Everyone's favorite what? What are you...oh...oh my. I could certainly see why you would say that.

The creature sitting at the table was another pegasus, though this one was butter yellow, had a flowing pink mane/tail, had larger wings with sharper feathers, and looked utterly demure compared to the last one. Her doe-like green eyes caught my attention the most. She looked as cute as the animals that she surrounded herself with. If she's an animal lover like I think she is, that's an instant plus in my book. Her breasts were also...well, actually, they weren't as big as Applejack's, but they were still bountiful. Her outfit was also adorable. Basically, a green turtleneck sweater and sweats.

I felt bad for peeping in on her. She looked like she wouldn't even hurt a fly, even if it buzzed in her ear. Speaking of which, her ears had flattened, implying a bout of nervousness. She seemed deep in conversation with someone.

"So...what happened?" She asked, her voice barely above a hush, yet utterly soothing to the soul. It was as if whatever God above sent down one of his/her angels and assigned her to a job involving self-help. Sappy, yes, but look at those wings!

"Well...ever since Iron Will looked at the results of his seminars...I haven't been able to look myself in the mirror!" A gruff and masculine voice answered, laced with utter misery. "I swear! The results were terrible! They were getting into fights like crazy, arguing with their loved ones, and I think some of them got hospitalized for their efforts. Maybe ma was right. I should have just stayed in my maze."

Iron Will? What a wonderful name. When I looked the origin of the voice, I saw that it fit perfectly. He was a large bull humanoid (a Minotaur, I think was the term) with blue fur on his upper half and black fur on his satyr-like legs. He was just as fit as Big Mac, yet he took on a more hunched stance. His arm muscles were also much bigger. And then there were the horns. They looked sharp as the steel of my katana. Had I been more reckless, I would have challenged him to a duel.

Oh...H͝ÉLL̵͘ ̢̧N̡O!̀͞ ́͝N̴̷̕o̷̵̢t̕ ̵̕t̨hi̕͞͝s̕ ̷͢͝a̛͡s̶̶̨sh͝o̷l̵̵e͘! ̷Ḩe̸̕'̶s̕ a͝ v͘i͞lla̸i̸n͞ ̡t̵h̴̕͟rou̡̨g̨h́͜ a̸͏̸n̸͘͢d͘̕͜ ̴̵tḩ͞ŕ̨o̶ú̴g̡h̷̶!̵ ̢H̶e w̴͝a̸͡͝s͞͞ m̸̕͏e̵a̷ń͟ ̴̶͝ţ͜ò ̛F̛l͡u̴͠tt̛̛e̴r̛̛͠shy̛͢,̵̛ ͟t̵̡́h̷̢e̕r̛͡ef́̕o̴r͘e̷͜͢ h͡e̷ c̛a͠n͠ ̛͟n̢e̡̛̕v̵̶̕èr̡ ̶b̧e̶ ̷f͠͠͠o̷̕r̷̀g̴̕i̴͘͢v͏̴͠e͠n̴͜!̛ ̨̛͠H́͘̕e cá̴n̵̶ ͜͏j͏o͟in̢͡ B̨͢l͠u̢ęb̨̧͝ļ̵oo͏͠d,̢ ͝G͠i̡l̷̢d̷a͟,̷ ̀͝a͏̡n̷͜͟d̡̛͘ ̸͏t͏̷h̛͠e͢ ͞͏re̵s͞t͜͟ ̸i̸͡͞ń̛ ́͡H͜e̕͜l̸̡l͡͏!͟

Cool it! If he is a foe, then I will waste no time in bringing him to his knees. He will fall before my blade as soon as he makes a wrong move and...hold on. Let me listen for a bit longer.

"That's not true! Remember those lessons I was giving you?" The horse creature asked, sympathetic to his plight.

"Well...yeah. I did say I made plenty of friends with those tips you gave me." His pride returned a bit before his smile deflated. "I just can't help but feel bad for the ones who didn't learn fast enough before I met you, Fluttershy."

"You're not a bad minotaur, remember?" Fluttershy (okay, the name needed work) put a hand on his fist. "You honestly thought you were doing the right thing. I'll gladly help you reimburse the ponies you taught. They'll be thankful."

"You sure?" He looked up from her, as he was slumped over the table in defeat earlier. "Fluttershy...there's something else Iron Wi...I would like to get off his chest."

"What's that?" She asked.

"Well...remember that one time you invited me to one of Pinkie Pie's parties? One of the few times she wasn't haggling me?" He snorted at that memory before returning to being civil. "Well, remember when I got drunk and sang the entire lyrics to 'Far Away'? That Nicklebuck song?"

"Oh...yeah." Fluttershy was biting her lip, obviously trying to hold back a laugh.

"Nah, it was hilarious! Whoever got that on videotape outta get a good ol' visit from yours truly!" The minotaur smiled before getting serious again. "But honestly. I...wasn't actually drunk. I've got a high alcohol tolerance, after all."

Fluttershy tilted her head a bit at that revelation. However, it looked like she was connecting the dots.

Oh, fuck! Don't tell me he's putting the moves of our moe-horse! Quick! We've gotta stop him! Cut him down to size!

Shut up! I want to see where this goes.

"So...you-"

"Have a really bad singing voice!" Iron will interrupted her, embarrassed out of his mind and blushing madly. "Yeah! Really! Iron Will prides himself on many things, but karaoke ain't one of them! I mean, it's not like I actually thought a wonderful and gentle mare like you would actually be interested in a thick-skulled grazer like me! That be ridiculous." He tried to laugh, but it came off as forced and pained.

"You're trying to say you like me, aren't you?" Fluttershy said. Surprisingly, she was benign when she let out that life-changer.

The minotaur sunk in his chair, twiddling his fingers. "...Yeah. I am. And I do like you. A lot."

The both of them looked unsure of what to say next. You could cut the awkwardness with a knife, I swear. "I guess.." Fluttershy began. "We could give it a try?"

The minotaur's eyes shot open. "Wait! Back up! You...actually want to go on a date with me?"

"If it makes you feel better." Fluttershy said. A smile then graced her lips (HNNNG! Core has ceased functioning for a while!). "To be perfectly honest, I'd like that, actually."

"Well, then! I guess Iron Will's now on a mission to secure the greatest and the most stupendous dinner date he can think of!" He posed. I fought the urge to scream 'gum show' when I looked upon his abs. "Basically, I'll pay for the food." He calmed.

Fluttershy giggled. "You're such a gentlestallion. Or gentleminotaur. Is that right?"

"Anything works, Flutters." He smiled.

ÀR͘R̡Ŗ̷G̢͢͠H̢̨̛!̛ TḨȨ̨́Y̕͡'R͟͝E̷͏ ̸̡U͡S̵̀Ì̡N̷G̨ ̷Ṕ̨E͢͡T̕͜ Ņ͘A̕M̛͝ES̷̀͡ ̸ÀL̛͜͡R̶È̵͘AD̛Y!̛ I'm telling you! I can't take any more of this mindfuckery! This ship isn't even that popular! Break in there or so help me...give me a sec...there it goes!

Suddenly, I felt an urge within me. It was as if this lowly beast was taking away a prize from myself! This beautiful creature was not worthy for this dull monster! I was going to claim her! For I am the Stranger! I welcome all challenges!

My first action was to slip my tentacle back in and, in a way that was perfectly normal and non-threatening, I sliced the door in half, interrupting their moment.

"HEEEERE'S JOHNNY!" I roared. Not sure what that quote was all about, but I composed myself to put away my sword. "Greetings, natives!"

Too late. Already, Fluttershy was hiding behind the table and the minotaur was in front of my, breathing into my face through his big nostrils. "Who are you and what gives you the right to scare Flutters here? You better come up with an explanation or I'll...I'll..." He looked back at his companion before looking back to me. "Please...tell me."

"Oh, please. You learned proper etiquette. Good for you. I'm sure your mother is trying her best not to break down sobbing at that fact." Okay, that was a bit cruel, but that urge returned again. "Now, step aside. Let me show her a real warrior."

"Sir..." I could tell Iron Will was holding back a serious amount of anger from that remark. "Are you trying to take advantage of my friend? Because if you are, then I'll have to show you the door."

"What? A door you haven't broken down just by hauling your fat ass through it?" I taunted before grabbing his beard and pulling him towards me. He was just about my height, just to clarify. "Now, listen here. You are nothing but side-character trash. The fans...the REAL fans always have to put you in your place. As a villain. A jerk. A blowhard. That's all you are and that's all you ever will be. You deserve no happiness. I deserve everything. You deserve nothing, you pile of flesh and fists. So, I'd suggest bucking off from this place unless you want to be sent to the nearest slaughterhouse and watch everyone you've ever loved be reduced to hamburger meat. ARE WE CLEAR?"

What...the fuck...was I saying? Voice?! Is this your doing?!

Shut the fuck up. Let ME handle this. It's time to take out the trash. Give me a sec. I need to do a Google search for a unique weapon to amplify your awesome and send him packing to Hell.

Are you crazy?! Why are you making me say all these horrible thi...wait...I have Google in my head? Do I have apps, as well? If you ever become likable, we could play some Minesweeper.

Noted. Now, let's let ME take the driver's seat for a while.

With that, I no longer felt my body move to my own accord. This was getting a bit frightening, I could not deny. My body was at the mercy of the voice and this minotaur looked like, for some reason, a prime candidate for the shit list of it. I could only watch and experience everything at this point. No use in complaining. That comes later after I'm going to give the little gremlin in my head a chewing out.

Anyway, my robotic tentacles appeared again, but, this time, they pinned Iron Will to the wall and detached. The minotaur couldn't move now.

"What the heck are you?! Because I don't think I wanna be your friend right now!" He shouted.

"Course you don't. That would mean you had the potential to make cool friends instead of mindless goats." I...actually, the voice sneered through me. "Now, you will WATCH this."

My body walked over to Fluttershy, who was now armed with a kitchen knife. "Stop this right now!" She shouted. "I don't want to hurt you, but you're starting to really scare me!"

"Am I? Well...I know how to remedy that." With a swipe of the katana, the knife was rendered useless. My body then pinned her frightened form to the ground, tearing off the clothes for good measure. She fruitlessly tried to cover herself with her massive wings, but they too were pined. "When this is over, I'll make all those idiots back at home regret the day they laughed at me when I bought a body pillow of you."

"Excuse me, but...what?" Despite her fear, she still looked confused at that. I wanted to tell her that I would fix this and stop this vile process, but my personality was being held back by this insidious voice. I could, however, prevent my dick from going anywhere near her pussy. Even some tentacles that were unleashed wouldn't go near it.

"Okay, fine. I've got a better idea." He seemed flexible with the idea of leaving her virginity intact..just not in the butt and mouth. Positioning my dick over her ass and rubbing her cheek with two of my tentacles.

"If you rape her, I'll make you wish you were never bor-"

My body silenced him with a strange black adhesive shot from one of my wrist guns. "God, no wonder nobody likes you." The voice sighed. Fluttershy whimpered as she felt her ass being prodded. "Now...let's beg-"

"OH, NO YOU DON'T!"

Pinkie burst in, carrying a multitude of books with her. Apparently, all of them were either about internet jargon or describing the art of riffing works of crap. Iron Will just raised an eyebrow, yet Fluttershy reached out to her. "Pinkie...help me-"

"Q͏̷̀Ú̶̀I͡ET̀́!̛͜!̀͠!͏" The voice shouted, shoving a tentacle in her mouth. "So...my potential enemy...we meet a bit more properly. You always were my least favorite."

"You! I know you! You're the one hijacking my new friend's body! Well, mister, I know more than a few ways to send you packing to your world!" Pinkie got into a judo stance.

"Brave, now are we?" The voice taunted. "Guess you wouldn't mind...THIS!"

In a reflex as fast as lightning, my tentacles shot black gunk at Pinkie. Using her ability, she avoided every blast, which coated the walls and floor, spreading like a disease. Iron had to duck for a few shots. Eventually, she was right in front of my body.

"Put her down, you meanie!" She shouted. "Or do I have to use the riffing technique on you?"

"You're criticizing my work?! How dare you!" The voice shouted. "Oh, wait. I'd normally smack you, but you've got something on your tummy. And it isn't candy."

Pinkie's eyes widened as she felt something spread on her stomach. One piece of the gunk had hit it's mark and it was starting to spread. It was really shiny and resembled latex a bit. "Oh no! Oooooh no! This isn't happening! I don't want to become a-"

"Rubber slave? My, so well-versed." The voiced laughed a bit. "I think I'll let you handle being taken out of the equation while I show your friend all the pleasure I can muster at the moment."

I think I'm going to throw up. This voice REALLY HAD TO GO! No use yelling, though. I'm basically trapped for the moment.

Eventually, my body slammed its dick into her asshole. Letting out a muffled shriek, she tried to wiggle away, but my body's grip was too strong. Her body quivered as she was fucked in the mouth and the ass by the appendeges.

Pinkie was trying to tear off the rubber substance as it spread throughout her body. Her lower half had almost been completley enveloped, replacing her pink fur with sleek liquid-like black rubber. "Ahhhh...ah...no...I don't wanna...I don't...wanna feel good..."

"And isn't that the magic phrase of the day?" The voice taunted. "You don't want to embrace the pleasure I'm giving out for free." Fluttershy moaned as he said that, actually grabbing the tentacle to the best of her effort and stroking it. "Wow. Didn't take too long to make you hunger for more. You must have been yearning for a chance for a man to ravage you. I mean, a REAL man. Not an over-glorified bovine."

Iron Will continued to stare, unable to speak or move. To his shame, his erection was showing. Quite thick, I'll say, but that mattered little. What mattered was that my body was committing a great sin against my moral code and my dignity.

"Anyway, let me help you out, Pinkie Pie." The voice said in mock sympathy as more tentacles came out of my back. "This will speed up the process."

"Got to...warn Twilight...aaahhh...mind already...crumbling..." Pinkie gasped as the stuff spread across her rear, which was suddenly slapped by a tentacle. She let out a cry of pleasure and discomfort when 2 tentacles each went into her ass and pussy. She was lifted into the air as the others ravaged her body and sped up the rubber transformation. "Can't give in...can't...ca...c...co...coooock..." A drunken look affixed itself on her face as the rubber spread to her waist.

Fluttershy's arms were now free, but they were utilized to put two tentacles into her mouth. The black liquid seeping out of their "urethras" was like nectar to her. "F...f...fuck..." She gasped as she took in the liquid. I swear, some of it was lactating from her breasts. My dick continued to thrust into her asshole, actually causing her hips to sway to the beat. "So tasty...I want more..." She breathed. A yellow aura drifted from her into my chest as she succumbed.

Pinkie was grasping her head, her tongue out and her resolve falling as the tentacles fucked harder. "Oooooh! I'm losing my mind! I never thought it would aahhhh! That it would feel so good!" She drawled as the rubber covered her breasts. She squeezed them as they jiggled non-stop. "Fuck me more! I'll gladly become your rubber slave!" Pink energy from her cutie mark did the same as Fluttershy's did.

"That's the attitude I wanna hear!" The voice screamed as he went into overdrive on Fluttershy. The tentacles and dick were moving at a faster rate and the pegasus was just guzzling down the black liquid.

"M...more...I want...more of you..." She gasped. "It feels like I'm melting away...I wouldn't mind melting into such...tasty...tasty..yum...yummy..." Indeed, she was, at this point, deep-throating the tentacles. She wrapped her legs around my body's waist. "Gonna...cum..."

"What a coincidence. So am I!" The voice yelled as he thrust faster. Eventually, my body blew its entire load of black liquid into her ass and mouth. Unable to express her pleasure, she just laid there as excess liquid seeped out. She still massaged her own breasts, though.

Pinkie Pie's face was, at this point, the only thing not covered in rubber. Utterly deprived of rational thought, she was freed from the tentacles and dropped onto the floor. "He...hehe....rubber slave...he...slave...rubber slave...uhhhh...." Her last words before she was completely covered in rubber. She moaned still, especially when she began to lactate the black liquid.

I stepped back as Fluttershy crawled over to her friend. Rubber Pinkie, despite having no more eyes, looked at her former companion, who stared at her with a vacant expression.

"More...I need more..." She breathed. "Feed me...love me..."

The rubber pony opened its maw and creamy black liquid poured into Fluttershy's mouth. Eventually, they kissed in order to seal the deal. Almost as if she was merging withe rubber pony, Fluttershy pressed her body against her. They stayed like that for a while and it was doubtful that they would move soon.

Now, voice, give me back my body so I can punch myself in the face?

"Sure. Whatever. I'll give you it back when we leave." The voice spoke out-loud. He turned to Iron Will, who stared at my body with nothing but contempt and hatred. There was also a tinge of sadness and jealousy. His gag had almost evaporated, as well.

"You really did think you had a chance. Pathetic. See you NEVER." The voice let out a cruel laugh before leaving. My body gave one last look at the girls. Now, rubber Pinkie was spreading the black liquid from her mouth into Fluttershy's pussy.

"Feeeed...meee...." The fallen pegasus caretaker moaned.

The voice took that as a sign to leave, but not before hearing some choice words from Iron Will.

"Remember, you freak. When somepony tries to take...show them they've made a mistake."

Iron Will, here's hoping you kick my ass if the voice takes control again. Please.

Author's Note

On the next chapter...

Our good friend, having made his first enemy and still recovering from the sudden takeover from the voice, doesn't have the best introduction to Ponyville, but it's better than nothing. However, when he's brought in by a certain unicorn mage for questioning, he doesn't just get an aroused scholar. He just HAD to walk in on her with a feisty DJ, an upper-lipped violinist, a femboy dragon, and a strange powerful creature also from the stars. Can he handle magical hijinks, tight assholes, musical fucking preferences, and a new mastodon of destruction?

Remember, folks. Every comment counts. Like last time, I would also like clarification on why the dislikes have been rising. Thank you.