Why the Hell are we Ponies
Grayson was having a bad day. So far he had crashed on Stygia which just so happened to be in a worldwide gang, lost most of the original Dead Echo squad, Ishi being turned into a cyborg with his mind competing with an AI, managed to piss off a hekaton and having to rescue his own worst enemy to survive. The only good thing to happen was that He gained a new teammate.
Now Grayson ended up falling off a dam with his friend Ishii and the new Dead Echo Trishka then everything went black. When he woke up he noticed everything was way out of whack. What he saw was that Ishii, Trishka, and himself were all turned into ponies of all things. Grayson had a dark brown coat a gray tinted mane and tail, and still had some of his outfit. Ishi had a lighter coat with no mane and had a black tail in addition to his cybernetic implants. Trishka on the other hand was smaller than Grayson and Ishii and had a sandy coat dark brown mane and tail, and two holes in her outfit for wings.
Gray finally broke the ice by saying, “Why the hell are we ponies?”
"It would appear that the explosion YOU caused may have created a portal that somehow transformed us into ponies. But considering how we are able to talk that you have a horn and Trishka has wings these equines may not be the farm variant-"
"So what you're saying is that we're basically magical ponies," Trishka added sarcastically, "but can we figure a way out of here you two superdicks."
"It would be logical to find what would pass for civilization in this world."
And with that Dead Echo traveled until they found there way to a small town. The second They entered a pink pony came up and started saying, "Are you new here? I haven't seen any of you before? Why is he metal?" and she continued until Ishi interrupted her and asked "Were are we and Who are you?"
"Why my name is Pinkie Pie, and welcome to Ponyville! What are your names."
"I'm Grayson Hunt, she's Trishka and the robopony is my pal Ishi ."
Then Pinkie started giggling and said, "Those are funny names"
"Hey I wouldn't make fun of our names. After what we just got out of I don't think you would want to annoy us," Gray replied.
"That and he smells like sunbaked asshole," Trishka added, "and to answer where we're from we're from Stygia."
"Can you show us around Pinkie?" Gray asked.
And she said, "Okie dokie lokie."
When they reached Sugarcube corner Pinkie Introduced them to the Cakes. Then Pinkie took them to the Carousel Boutique.
Grayson spoke up and said, "I hope your friend Rarity isn't that big of a diva."
The only response was that Trishka slapped him which apparently didn't catch Pinkie Pie's attention. Until they finally reached Rarity's Shop.hen They entered Rarity came to welcome them. "Why hello there Pinkie who might your new friends be?" "Pinkie let us introduce ourselves. My name is Gray the mecha pony next to me is Ishi and the young mare is our good friend Trishka."
"It is very good to meet you three may I ask why you are wearing such horrid outfits."
"What, it's not that bad you overgown marshmallow."
"GASP!! Well I'll have you know-"
Trishka interjected saying, "Whoa whoa how about we calm down and be civilized people."
"Don't you mean ponies Trishie?" Pinkie said.
"I know what I said."
"Anyway how about you get out of those gaudy outfits. Why do you where those things." Rarity asked again.
Gray had responded by saying, "Welk excuse me for having the idea to dress practically."
"Practicall its so awful looking."
"Fine what should I wear."
" Well I could make something for you."
"let me think.. The answer is no and you really do look like a marshmallow. How about we go see your other friend Twilight?"
"Okie dokie lokie off we go."
After awhile of walking the Dead Echoes and Pinkie made there way to Books & Branches Library where they met Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash. "Hey Twilight, Rainbow Dash you have to meet these new ponies I met. One of them is metal, and one of them say there from a place called Stygia." Pinkie started. "Pinkie why don't you let them introduce themselves," RD said. "My name is Trishka, and those two are Gray and Ishi the robot." "I would prefer it if you don't refer to me as a robot." Ishi retorted. "Oh lighten up Ishi," Grayson said. "What can you tell us about yourselves mademoiselles.?" Then the cyan pony introduced herself, "I'm Rainbow Dash, and she's Twilight." "Right, anything you want to tell us?" The reply Gray got from Rainbow was, "Yeah. I'm gonna join the Wonder Bolts." "Not what I was thinking. Who are the wonderbolts anyway?" Then Rainbow Dash gasped and basically screamed out saying, "They are only the best flyers in Equestria!" Trishka said, "Yeah, I don't care. First of all I would keep my expectations more realistic. Second, I probably did things that would make you pale from the sheer gravity of the situations you rainbow colored clown." "Who are you calling a clown you-," Was as far as she got before Gray finally figured out how to leash her with his horn and bucked her sending her flying in slow motion until she resumed her normal speed and crashed into a wall. "Anything else Rainbow Crash," Gray taunted.The next thing Gray knew he was surrounded by a purple glow and was floating. "Hey Ishi can you help me out here?" Gray asked. The answer He got was Twilight saying, "WHY DID YOU KICK RAINBOW DASH?!" He answered by saying, "Well sorry about that but the last place we were in was 1: full of homicidal mutants 2: had a monster where I could only describe it as a giant cloud of impending doom and 3: the worst family fun vacation ever.
Twilight whent out and brought Rainbow Dash in. "Well you knocked her out." Twilight said. "How about you tell me what happened to you and how you found your way here."
This is my first fanfiction and comments would be appreciated.
