"Consarnit, is this camera on...?"
Applejack tapped on the camera, looking around and seeing that the little red light was on. The Earth Pony grinned, "good, alrighty then."
She walked back in front of the camera as she smiled, "howdy there, folks! This is Applejack. And ah'm here to talk to ya'll about proper Cowgirl management, care, an' procedure."
"I did not agree to be apart of this show!"
Applejack rolled her eyes as she turned the camera so it was facing the source of the voice, the source being a cow instead of a pony. Her breasts were especially large and plump, looking to be around e-cup at best. "And it looks like our first episode is gonna be about milkin' yer Cowgirls and when they're overflowin'."
"Don't you dare come near me, Applejack! I am not going to be milked on camera!" Rarity turned around and covered her breasts. Applejack turned to the camera and gave it a small grin.
"Now don't ya mind Rarity 'ere. Like all Cowgirls, she's all talk." Applejack started to approach the Cowgirl, "the fact is that unlike us Ponyfolk, Cowgirls like bein' milked and need to be milked rather regularly."
"That doesn't mean do it on camera!" Rarity continued to object to this, "and I told you already that I was not going to participate!"
"Ya see, folks, Rarity here is very full of milk. Actually, it's been a very long time since she's been milked. And 'cause of that, she's especially crabby and has forgotten da fact she agreed to this to begin with." Applejack had given Rarity a glare, but she huffed in response and turned up her nose. Applejack turned back to the camera, "it's important to have Cowgirls regularly milked. Otherwise, they'll start gettin' grouchy and irritable. And don't nobody wants that." She reached over and grabbed her breast breast, getting a 'moo' from Rarity.
"G-get your muddy hands off of me!" Rarity shouted as she tried to push Applejack off of her, but Applejack was not having it and she firmly grabbed onto both of Rarity's wrists and held them above her head.
"Now come on, Rarity. We've done this before." Applejack rolled her eyes and turned back to the camera. She gave a light squeeze of Rarity's breasts as milk began to trickle out "Now then, as ya'll can see, Rarity's breasts are pretty big. And with justa light squeeze, they've already started to lactate. This is a clear sign that she's overflowin' and needs someone to milk her."
"Someone with clean hands!"
"How can you even tell if they're muddy?! Ah'm wearin' gloves!" Applejack shouted at Rarity before looking to the camera. "See, this is what ah'm talkin' about. Cowgirls are pretty crabby when they're this full. So now, ah'm a show ya'll how to milk 'em!"
"I said no!"
Applejack rolled her eyes and started to lightly rub Rarity's nipple. A loud moan came from Rarity's now shivering body as more milk began to trickle. "Normally, a Cowgirl wouldn't be moanin' so easily, unless they're pretty sensitive already. But Rarity's pretty full, so she's especially sensitive right now." Applejack moved a bucket closer with her ankle as she lead Rarity away from the wall, having her breasts hover over the bucket as milk poured into the bucket.
"You've also gotta make sure yer gentle with milkin' Cowgirl. And ah don't just mean that just 'cause Rarity's so full." With Rarity's arms starting to feel less tense, she gently started to do the same to Rarity's other breast, causing more milk to pour and to get her to moan more. "Ya don't wanna put too much force on a Cowgirl's breast or dat'll start hurtin'. And ya don't want a Cowgirl to thrash about. Cause they kick harder than an angry mule if ya rattle 'em."
"A-a mule?" Rarity whimpered at the word's mentioning.
"Now, now, girl." Applejack took one hand and gently stroked Rarity's hair as she continued to gently milk her with her other hand. "Ah ain't callin' ya a mule. Yer a pretty young lady." Rarity nuzzled Applejack's hand as she started to give a light squeeze to her breast.
"When ya got a nice flow of milk tricklin' down from her breasts, ya can start applyin' a little more pressure. Remember not to squeeze too hard. Yer milkin' breasts, not squeezin' oranges."
"Y-yeah." Rarity agreed, "a Cow's breasts are very d-delicate." Rarity shuddered as Applejack took a firm hold of both breasts, milk starting to pour into the bucket at a much faster rate. As her breasts started to deflate from all the milk pouring out, she added, "you should also make sure to be patient with cows who are...overflowing." Her voice lowered a bit as she continued, "th-they're pretty...moody at this time."
"So make sure to give 'em plenty of compliments and assure 'em that they're forgiven when they start thinkin' straight." Applejack gave a reassuring smile to Rarity as the last of her milk filled up the bucket. "Feelin' better?"
"Ooh, I feel so relieved!" Rarity stood up straight, her breasts having gone to the much-more normal c-cup size as oppose to the e-cup before. She stood up straight and started to pop her back, "it feels like a heavy load was just released from my poor spine."
Applejack chuckled as she took off her gloves, "and with that, we've properly milked our Cowgirl and we've just learned how to deal with an overflowin' cow."
"And that's it for this episode, darlings!" Rarity winked at the camera, "ciao~"
Applejack walked behind the camera, "so, uh, how do I shut this off?"
Rarity giggled as she walked over, turning the camera off herself. "It's not that hard, darling."
"Says you." Applejack mumbled, "are ya absolutely sure yer okay with me postin' this?"
"Of course, darling!" Rarity beamed, "I can't wait to be a star!"
"Even a star who was playin' a grouchy, irritated cow?" Applejack said teasingly as Rarity pouted.
"Oh darling, I wasn't really upset. I was just acting." She said it adamantly, but Applejack simply rolled her eyes as she walked over and gave Applejack a kiss on her cheek. "N-now what was that for?" Rarity was blushing as she spoke giddily.
"Oh, just a 'thank you' kiss fer lettin' me milk ya."