Sweetie Belle's Sexual Lounge

"Aw Rarity, why do I always have to leave when you have visitors?" Sweetie Belle stomped her hooves into the floor of the boutique and pouted at her elder sister.

"Because Sweetie Belle, I was put in charge of you until Mom and Dad return from holiday. And because I'm older and wiser. No out with you, I can't keep him waiting. Go play with your friends or something."

Rarity shoved her sibling out the boutique door sending her tumbling into the ground outside. She landed face first, and got up just in time to hear the door slam shut.

At least it was still light out.

"And then she kicked me right out of there and told me to spend some time with my friends."

Sweetie Belle paced around the clubhouse.

"Do ya even know what she's doing in there?" Applebloom sat watching her worried friend walk by again and again.

"Or who her visitor is?" Scootaloo started spinning the wheels on her scooter.

"Well, Rarity always says it's a stallion but that's about it. I don't even see him leave."

"Maybe we can find out who it is by asking around town? Like when we found Ms. Cherilee's special somepony."

"Yeah! Great idea Scootaloo! Just hope ma brother doesn't get involved again."

"Ok but no potions! We definitely won't get our cutie marks for that."

Sweetie Belle easily remembered the disaster that was hearts and hooves day. It sure was an awful lot of fun though, running around town to try and stop the two lovers. What if they hadn't stopped them?

"Hey Sweetie Belle what are you thinking about?" Applebloom always was the most curious one of the crusaders.

"Just what happened on hearts and hooves day."

"Hey slowponies! Let's get a move on. The Scootaloo Scooter doesn't wait."

Sweetie Belle and Applebloom exchanged a quick look before hoping on ther dear friend's scooter. As they sped away from their clubhouse in Sweet Apple Acres, they started to formulate their plan of action.

"Alright Applebloom, who's first on the list?"

Scootaloo hopped off her scooter and laid it against the town hall building. She followed Sweetie Belle and huddled around Applebloom and her list of suspects.

"Mr. Cake."

They each looked up in the direction of Sugarcube Corner and starting trotting to the door. Several ponies were enjoying the day, either watching clouds or spending time with friends. Perhaps the Crusaders should have been doing something more age appropriate? Then again they didn't know the nature of the events that they would be going through.

Sweetie Belle tapped her hoof on the door and after a few minutes of waiting (and an exceptional amount of sighs from Scootaloo) Mrs. Cake answered the door.

"Hi there! Mrs. Cake! We wanted to know if we could ask Mr. Cake a few questions."

Scootaloo grinned in an effort to persuade the mother of two.

"I'm sorry but we're very busy now."

"Honey bun! I really ouch! I really need your help here!"

The fillies saw a quick flash of Mr. Cake running after the two baby cakes.

"Coming dear! I'm sorry but you'll have to come back later, toodles!"

The door slammed shut and there was another crashing sound from inside.

"Well it couldn't be Mr. Cake, he's too busy."

Scootaloo sat down in the building's pathway, along with her two friends.

"Yeah, he's too busy. Even ma sister don't work that much."

"Yeah. Fabric is tough and all but kids must be even tougher!"

"They're not tough if you know how to do it right! They're super duper fun!"

Pinkie Pie beamed over the three like the sun on a dreary rainy day. And just like the sun, she too appeared seemingly out of nowhere.

"You three look like you need help! Maybe even more help than the Cakes in there."

"Yeah! Sweetie Belle brought us along on mission to find out who's with her sister all the time. Unfortunately it hasn't worked out too well."

Applebloom's smile faded away. Pinkie hated it when smiles faded.

"Well, special agent Pinkie Pie is on the job for her second case. After solving the MMM problem, I can solve anything! Especially with my co-secret agents!"

Pinkie Pie shoved a bubble filled pipe into each of their mouths, and grabbed the list. After pondering and bubble blowing she finally decided on the next target, Spike.

"Uh guys, I think if I was Rarity's visitor I would still be there now."

The purple dragon was rather relaxed for someone who was under the prying eyes of three foals, a lamp, and a partially insane pink pony.

"Oh really? And if you were there what would you be doing now? Hm?"

Pinkie's right eye bulges out of it's socket and she did her best to intimidate him.

"Uh, looking for gems?"

"Really? And what does one do," She paced around him and put her hoofs on his shoulders "when they look for gems?"

"Dig in the ground? Why am I being interrogated anyway? If there's anypony you should be talking to it's Big Mac."

"You mean my brother?"

"Yes, now can you untie me? Twilight is going to be back soon."

"Well we're here."

Scootaloo skidded to a stop and everypony got off, eager to follow their new lead. But nopony wanted to go inside first.

"You go in Applebloom, it's your brother."

Applebloom was much too nervous, what if she hurt their feelings accidentally? They weren't trying to get any cutie marks (unlike the gabby gums fiasco) but it still go sour very quickly.

"It's yer sister Sweetie Belle, you should be going to do it."

"No way! I'll go inside the boutique later to talk to Rarity but that's enough for me. Scootaloo should do it."

As their cycle of quarrels started up again, Pinkie Pie took the time to gallop up to the barn and speak to Applejack herself. Should could easily surprise the Crusaders with whatever Applejack told her.

“Well everypony, turns out Big Macintosh isn’t here! Isn’t that just candy.”

Pinkie Pie grinned, hoping the bad news wouldn’t bother the fillies.

“Maybe we should wait till he gets back?” Applebloom was clearly undeterred by the news.

“Sounds good to me,” Scootaloo jumped back on her scooter, “besides there’s always tomorrow. I’m getting tired anyway.”

“Yeah, an’ Applejack will probably want me to help out with evening chores. Sorry to leave you hanging Sweetie Belle. Least you have Pinkie Pie to help you out.”

Applebloom trotted inside and waved goodbye, while Scootaloo rode off to wherever she goes after dark.

“Now what Pinkie Pie?”

“Now we begin phase two! The sneaking. C’mon, we can start right now!”

Pinkie Pie galloped away, and Sweetie Belle followed close behind. Were they going to spy on her sister? Sweetie Belle didn’t care much for any of that anymore, just as long as there was something to keep her occupied.

The pair finally came back to the boutique, it’s lights were still on, and they could see two silhouettes through the larger windows of the building.

"Hey that looks like Rarity! What should I say to her?"

"Well, you could ask her if she's coming to my party this week," she started stroking her imaginary beard "but based the situation you should talk to her. Eeyup!"

"About what?"

"See you later! Oh, and don't forget to mention the party!"

Sweetie Belle attempted to call the mare back, but she was already halfway across the town. She probably would have just told her more details about the party anyway.

Sweetie Belle began approaching the door, and with a trembling hoof she pushed it open.

"Oh Big Mac you're so, big."

So it was Big Macintosh the whole time.

"Eeyup."

"Oh darling you shouldn't wear that silly thing, you know how I prefer it raw."

"Eeyu-"

"Rarity!" Sweetie Belle shouted.

Big Mac got off Rarity and fled the boutique, nearly tearing the door off it's hinges to get out.

Rarity was too shocked to say much of anything. How could she explain to her sister what sex was? What if mom and dad found out? Oh Celestia.

"You kicked me out just so you could be with Big Mac? You should be ashamed of yourself."

"I...I should be shouldn't I? Oh Sweetie Belle please don't mention this to anypony! It would ruin my reputation."

"Fine, but I want to know exactly what you've been doing every time you sent me outside."

"Alright..." She grimaced, it was going to be a very odd conversation.