Chapter 1: A New First Impression (Pt. 1)
The sun was beginning to set, and Butterscotch was trying his hardest not to go into full-on panic mode. He checked prince Solaris's letter one last time, after cleaning his house and putting the animals to bed. It was what he always did when he was expecting a visitor. Even if that visitor happened to be the lion-lizard-pony-dragon thing that had once hypnotized him into turning evil.
He couldn't help but regret the decision he made to help reform Eris. Even though Solaris wrote that he had a great amount of confidence in him, and even though he told himself it would be a lot like taming a bear, he was still trembling a little. Bears couldn't snap their fingers and turn his house into an active volcano. That's why he gulped when he heard his doorbell ring. As he hesitantly opened the door, he shut his eyes and braced himself for what was coming.
After that, there was no time to react.
"Butterscotch!" cried Eris as she rushed forward for a tackle-hug. "oh my Faust, it's been way too long! What's up?" wrapping him up in her arms, she flew him around his cottage and nuzzled him. It wasn't until another Eris suddenly appeared, floated towards them, and tapped her on the shoulder that she decided to set her down. Once the other Eris snapped her fingers, the first one poofed away like a cloud of dust.
"sorry. She can be like that sometimes," Eris sighed while shaking her head.
"oh, okay..." she mumbled. Butterscotch wasn't really sure what to say, and not just for the obvious reason. He couldn't help but notice how different the draconequus looked. The Eris he knew towered over him even more than the princes did, and had a slim, curveless body that almost reminded him of a snake. This Eris was an adorably short imp of a woman whose plump, hearty curves gave her quite the pear-shaped appearance. She had the sort of body that drove him (and, let's be honest, most other men) wild. Her thick, pillowy hips belled out from her slim waist in the best possible way. Her thighs had this wonderful roundness to them. And her breasts might not have been that large, but they sat on her chest so firm, perky and light that they were just begging to be squeezed.
Suddenly interrupting his awkward gawking, Eris snapped her fingers and gave herself a news reporter costume. "Ladies and gentlemen, we're reporting to you live from the cottage of a pony that's suddenly been sent into space! No, not Prince Artemis again. Just a mild-mannered pony who we really wish would report back to Earth." she cleared her throat and leaned in before repeating, "Earth to Butterscotch. Earth to Butterscotch. Do you read me?"
"Okay. I get the point. I'm just not used to you and how... unusual you look." he covered his mouth with a hand as his eyes grew wide with regret to his word choice. "I don't mean it in a bad way! I just-"
She got rid of the costume and gave him a sly little grin. "Unusual? I'm a draconequus. Don't we always look unusual? Unless you're just talking about my default form. You know, the way i look when I'm not trying to be threatening. Or when I'm not worried about Prince Sunbutt literally talking down to me."
She was right. It'd be difficult to pose a threat while looking so adorable. Her cute face, complete with round doe-eyes and plump kissable lips that had a tiny fang poking out between them, didn't exactly say "terrifying goddess of chaos".
"It has its perks, though. Like when it makes colts completely speechless."
“Uh wh- da ehh eh.” he decided to prove her point by opening his mouth and letting loose the incoherent sound of unfinished thoughts.
"Okay. Let me make this easier. Do you think I'm sexy, Butterscotch?"
"W-well, I me-mean, I'm su-sure there's a lot of ponies who'd find you a-attractive. I'm just... not that kind of colt."
"Impressive. I almost couldn't tell you were lying," she sighed as she floated up and laid like she was an invisible beach chair. "But let's be honest. If your life was a Saturday morning cartoon, my little pony, your eyes would be giant hearts." She couldn't help but giggle at her own joke.
"What's a cartoon?"
"Interdimensional humor. You wouldn't get it."
She decided to take Butterscotch up with her, forcing the couch's springs to launch him into the air until he was floating weightlessly next to her. She took a seat in his lap, which made him realize just how massive that bubble butt was. It covered his lap entirely and smothered his cock with all its warm, plush softness. he could only hope she wouldn't notice him biting his lip.
"It's not a museum, for Faust's sake. You're allowed to touch," she chuckled as she gave him a flirty little grin and shook that masterpiece of an ass (assterpiece?) against him. It seemed that as soon as she made her little comment, he reached out and grabbed himself a big, greedy handful. It made his cock pulse and throb so hard that it began to ache. It was even drooling a few beads of precum.
"E-Eris, I was ho-hoping that you co-could..."
Before he could finish his sentence, a faint glow surrounded his zipper as it seemed to unzip itself. The thick veiny monster immediately sprang out, making a lewd smack as it ended up sandwiched between those huge cheeks. A tiny Eris, perhaps four inches tall, floated by with a tape measure that was stretched as far as her arms could reach. From base to tip, it measured a little over sixteen inches. Plus, it was as thick around as the colt's wrist. With a satisfied smile, the tiny Eris pulled out a nametag and a pen. She disappeared just after proudly slapping it on his chest. It read, "HELLO, MY NAME IS: Scotch the Impaler".
"Is it because..."
"You have the biggest cock I've ever seen in my life? Why, yes."
She started to rock her hips back and forth, stroking him off in a slow and sensual rhythm. Since he was getting a major confidence boost, the colt began working her hips in tandem with her. He bit his lips and let out a series of soft, sensitive moans. His cock was drooling precum and making it so much easier for her to assjob him. That’s why she took full advantage of her next opportunity.
She shook her hips at a stronger and more vigorous pace, pumping his cock nice and firmly and making him moan even louder. His cheeks were completely burning up as his eyes dialed back slightly.
“Oh my g-god, that’s pe-perfect~! <3 <3”
“So, I guess I’m not so bad after all,” she said in a smoky purr while shooting him with her sultriest pair of bedroom eyes. After snapping her fingers one more time, he had what felt like an invisible pair of hands caressing and massaging his balls like they were coaxing the cum out of him.
“I’mgunna,” he began to mumble and huff. “I’mgunnacum~”
And moments after he said it, it happened. He grabbed her by the waist and pulled her close. He shivered with pleasure as the orgasm overtook him, making the fiercest moan Eris had ever heard come rushing out of him. A few thick, dripping ropes of cum coated the small of Eris’s back and painted her asscheeks. And then, while admiring the sight of that hot glaze, he sighed and let his legs go limp.
She gently got him to float back down and onto the couch, where he was laying back and relaxing.
“I… I really needed that.”
“I’m happy to oblige, Scotchy. Should we call it a night, or…”
“Of course not. Not until I return the favor. It’s just the right thing to do.”
Butterscotch was giving him an innocent look that made her question if he meant what she thought he did. If so, she knew this was going to be quite some night.
Author's Note
Well, this was fun. I know the typical structure is Story -> Porn -> Story. But I decided to go Porn -> Story -> Mix of porn and story, because why not?
Chapter 1: A New First Impression (Pt. 2)
An Excerpt from the Journal of Chaos
"It's true. My plan to take back Equestria might've not worked the way I hoped. I should have known that Solaris's so-called 'master plan' to take me out was to throw his dorky apprentice and his posse at me. Not that it matters. Have I ever failed to accept defeat before? I'm perfectly fine with pretending that the marble statue in the middle of the Canterlot Sculpture Garden is somehow enough to contain me. In the meantime, I'll just be hanging out with Artemis and keeping track on Equestria's new supposed fighting force.
Dusk Shine - Reminds me of a really young Prince Solaris, but in a good way. Surprising, right? There's a whole lot of useful magic knowledge packed in that horn-tipped head of his. I wish I had that much passion for spell-casting when I was his age. You know, shortly after the Big Bang, and all.
Rainbow Blitz - Acts like the greatest flyer to ever grace Equestria, because he pretty much is. Has a bold, cocky attitude as if he's virtually indestructible. Like me! Not actually indestructible. Unlike me.
Applejack - Very blunt and straight-forward. Also, not exactly the easiest to make smile. Meaning he's great to mess with.
Elusive - Seems pretty nice. I can admire a pony who appreciates the finer things in life.
Bubble Berry - Reminds me of me! Likes to have fun, make people laugh, and abuse his weird reality-bending powers. If he wasn't an Earth pony, I wouldn't be so curious about him.
Butterscotch - ...I, uh... I'm not sure how to explain this one. So I guess the best way is to just be honest. I completely looooove this guy. How could I not? Despite having a sweet and caring attitude, a cute face, and the sort of rose-pink locks that belong to a hair model, this dude is actually pretty tough. I've never met someone so resilient to my hypnosis; hidden somewhere underneath that shy exterior, there's someone just bustling with confidence. I like how he’s so kind and thoughtful despite all his strength. Plus he's way more buff than a colt like him has any business being. Maybe because he spends so much time lifting those heavy feedbags? Broad shoulders, muscular arms, and not to mentioned the toned core he's got under that sweater...
Great. Artemis just asked why I'm blushing so much. he keeps saying I'm making ‘quite the unchaste expression’, and, well... I'll have to agree with him. It's just so difficult to keep a straight face when I think of Butterscotch. I have no idea what I'll do the next time I see him.”
~*~
It was surprising how Butterscotch didn’t hesitate for a second before leading Eris to his bedroom, despite seeming so nervous around her. He moved swiftly, proudly, swinging the door open before inviting her inside. Once she was laying on the small yet comfortable bed he had in the corner, he flicked on his lamp and shut the door. She might not have known his idea of “returning the favor” was, but she knew he was rather excited about it.
After wrapping his arms nice and tenderly around her, he held her nice and close. She was not only the perfect height for spooning, but her huge, round rear pressed against his lap in the best possible way. With all that plush softness surrounding his sensitive cock, it was only natural that his hips started rocking on their own. That meant his pulsing, hardening dick was teasing her puffy pussy in a way that was almost too good to bear. What made things even worse was the amount of kisses he kept laying on her ear and across her neck.
“So cute,” he whispered as he felt her shudder with pleasure.
“Don’t tease me like this! I don’t want that massive cock… I need it,” she moaned
When somebody raised their voice at him, it was always made him somewhat tense. But hearing someone beg for his cock? That just put the biggest smile possible on his face. It also made him want to dive right in and give her a deep, tender dicking. It was enough to make Eris’s eyes roll back as she let out a soft, passionate moan.
Butterscotch was, of course, enjoying himself just as much as she was. He sighed as he worked his hips in a slow, gentle rhythm. His teeth dug into his lower lip, and he was trying his hardest to suppress his moans. His cheeks constantly grew hotter until they were pretty much burning up. It seemed like he could hardly contain himself or even try to disguise how much he loved her.
The first thing Eris did once she saw him getting all hot and bothered was shoot him a teasing little grin. There was something undeniably adorable about seeing him flustered. She spent so much of her time her trying to get a rise out of him, after all. Still, she wanted to see how else she could drive him crazy. It wasn't difficult for her to match his speed, rocking her hips in tandem and smothering his lap with her thick, bubbly ass as a result.
“It’s a good start, hon. But I wanna feel you stretching me out. Going so deep and hard that I cum everywhere~!” She tried to sound all cool and calm, but the excitement was making her voice bounce and shake. “Ruin me! Take my pussy!”
“Really?”, he shuddered as he dipped a tiny bit deeper into her. He was biting his lip hard at the idea of Eris, the all-powerful goddess of chaos, telling him that her pussy was his.
“What do you mean really? Of course!”
That's when his slow, gentle thrusts grew more intense. First, he clutched her close and took two big, greedy handfuls of her adorably small breasts. With his confidence rising, he amped up his speed in a slow and steady way. his hips started to clap against her ass, making lewd, resounding smacks as her ass wobbled like two giant containers of Jell-O. It didn't take long for him to start thrusting like an actor in a hardcore porn. He went at her with such an overwhelming amount of force, she purred out the loudest, fiercest moans he ever heard.
And from the looks of it, that was exactly what Eris wanted. She wanted to feel him stuffing her tight, puffy pussy as he went over the edge. She wanted to hear him letting out these raspy, guttural groans that were perfectly deep and smoky. She wanted to see his hands taking two big, rough handfuls of her sensitive tits. That alone almost made her almost too horny to think straight. That's why she gushed and squirted nonstop, trembling and moaning all the while.
"It's so tight, I can't stand it!", he shouted happily as he felt it grip every inch of his cock in a soft, yet firm embrace. It was so perfectly hot that as soon as he pulled out, he immediately wanted to slam back in as deep as possible. It was until all he could see was the very base of his shaft, the rest buried nice and deep between her tight walls. It might've been way too huge for most other mares, but it gave Eris the extra bit of stretch she needed.
"Damn, I'm impressed. This is almost too much for me! You must make other mares faint," she gave him a sly smile, squeezing his cock nice and firmly. As overwhelmed as she was, she didn't lose her ability to completely tire him out. It didn't take long until he was shuddering uncontrollably, his toes curling as she fired off some fat globs of precum.
Before he had the chance to warn her, he felt that fierce pleasure coursing frantically through him. Any thought that wasn't about how damn good he felt had no room in his mind. The pressure was growing at a steady rate in his balls, making him moan and sigh until he shot a thick, dripping load inside her.
After she came to her senses, she nudged him and teasingly mumbled, "What a quickshot. I've got just the thing." She tapped his wrist and caused a brief flash of light to fill up the room. After the brightness cleared, he saw a black leather watch with a digital face counting down from 10 minutes. Drawn on the strap was a winking Eris face and the words "YOU'RE WELCOME."
"Eris, what’s this for?"
"You'll see soon enough. For now, let's go wash each other off," she said as she lead him across the hall and into the bathroom. With a snap of her fingers, she ran them a hot, steamy shower. She slipped inside first, letting those warm droplets cover her body until it glistened. She looked so enticing, Butterscotch didn’t hesitate to rush inside with her.
He wanted to take a step back and admire her body. Her short stature and voluptuous curves made her the perfect mix of cute and lewd. That alone was making his heart (as well as something else) throb. She was lathering a handful of shampoo through her chest fur, giving him a look that invited him to do it instead.
Butterscotch didn't need to be asked twice. Eris soon felt his hands rubbing all over her upper-half, giving her a tender massage that focused on all her most sensitive parts. She was curious how long it would take him to realize the slow, subtle way her chest was raising up. If he wasn't focusing on it, he wouldn't have seen her breasts getting plumper and rounder. At least, until he noticed they were each well over a handful.
Staring at him with her best pair of bedroom eyes, she chuckled. "Full of surprises, aren't I?" Without a hint of haste, she wrapped her tail around him and tugged him tightly towards her. As his growing cock rose up and was smothered between her cheeks, his hands massaged and kneaded her plump double-Ds. he loved watching the cute series of wobbles they made them quake in his hands. Despite seeming so heavy, and despite the tiny bit of sag they had, they had a perky weightlessness to them that made them bouncy and lively.
“They’re perfect!”, he moaned. It gave him a slight hint of regret when he saw his watch had 8 minutes left. Well, he thought, time to make the most of it.
His cock began to grind against her pussy once again, making him realize just how wet and heated it was. It gave him an idea. While one hand stayed on her tits, the other traveled down her soft curves and trailed to her inner thighs. His fingers toyed with those chubby lips, teasing her and making her shudder.
"You're so unfair! Element of Kindness my ass," she huffed as she bit her lip. It was obvious his skilled fingers were doing quite a number on her, making her legs weak. Relying on her tail, she leaned against him and let him squeeze her like an oversized teddy bear. Then, there was hardly any time to react as he grabbed her by the hips and slammed her down on his cock.
The words came rushing out of him as he treated her like his special onahole. “I love this so much! I can’t believe how perfect this is, Eris. I… I wanna marry you,” After that big, bold statement, a few low murmurs escaped his lips as he sighed and groaned. Eris was so soft and thick and great for grope, with plush curves that were designed to be kneaded. That’s why his hands were busy grabbing those well-padded hips and those cushiony thighs as she pumped her up and down on his cock.
There weren't any complaints from Eris as Butterscotch fucked her senseless and stretched her out. She might've been more than a little surprised, but it was the kind of surprise for which she had longed for. Even as she tensed up in shock, she immediately gave in to that wondrous feeling and let loose with moans.
The rough, steady "clap-clap-clap" of her soft ass against his hips was almost as lewd as the adorably fazed sounds she made. Admittedly, Butterscotch didn't need any more motivation than he already had, but hearing that made him want to drive that gargantuan bitch breaker as deep as he could into that plush, pliable little pussy. When he was balls deep, he realized he was in full control. She found it impossible to speak, which was especially odd for her. As he shakily attempted to stay cool, he tried his best to keep up the pace. It made his cock throb and drool nonstop beads of precum, but all the intensifying pressure had no payoff. That just drove him crazier.
He was getting a major work-out with his rough and physical thrusts, giving her exactly what she wanted without taking a single pause. That tight, puffy pussy had the greatest possible grip, and it caught his attention how much she was squeezing and tightening. When he saw his watch reaching 6 minutes, he decided to slow down his pace just so she could enjoy the feeling.
“Sorry, Eris. You just make me so excited,” he huffed, sounding perfectly earnest and innocent. She knew it was all just an act, and that he loved to see her squirm and go full-on ahegao. What made it worse was how easy it was for him. His loving grasp and sweet disposition, combined with his raw, aggressive attitude, made her lose control.
It wasn’t until a few minutes of rough, growly sex that Butterscotch went back to his slow, tender pace. He grinned once he noticed his wristwatch starting to tick down to 60 seconds.
"Something the matter there, Butterscotch? You seem kind of tired!" She grinned proudly, until he dipped in nice and hard to give her an energetic thrust she felt down in her core. The temperature was steadily rising, and Butterscotch could feel the heat intensifying around his cock. The pleasure was getting just as intense for her as it was for him, making him shudder and moan while his legs threatened to just give out. Most mares were scared of his massive length, and he'd never felt anything nearly half as good as this.
There were clearly no complaints coming from Eris either, as he slowed down his pace and gasped in that adorable way. She happily rode his cock, feeling it throb and pulse furiously as the seconds ticked down. She also felt the strong, unstoppable amount of pressure building up. He needed to cum so terribly much that he could hardly control himself.
“Well, I had my fun. I guess I can let you off easy,” she said in an unconvincingly dismissive tone, tapping his watch so it instantly went from 30 seconds to 0. After that, there was no way for her to prepare. A dozen ropes of thick, dripping cum shot into her deep, hungry ovaries and gushed out across it cock. It made a warm, gushing mess that made Eris let out that climatic moan as she fell into his arms.
“Damn, that felt… incredible. I hardly have any words to describe it. I can see myself getting addicted to that,” she sighed happily, giving him a satisfied little grin.
“Thank you!” he responded, beaming with pride as he walked out of the shower with him.
With a snap of her fingers, Eris dried Butterscotch and put him in an a comfy sweater with some baggy sweatpants to match. She, meanwhile, was in some full-on pajamas that resembled her usual pinstripe suit. They hugged her curves pretty nicely, and made her seem fun to cuddle.
The goddess of chaos.
Fun to cuddle.
Yes, you read that right.
Anyway, she lead her back to his bedroom and tucked himself in with her. After giving her one last kiss, she fell asleep and wished her goodnight. She couldn’t deny how cute it was that he ended up exhausting himself while giving all he could. It just proved her theory right. He really was the tough, confident stud she took him as.
And when she closed her eyes and slept, she dreamt of him.
Author's Note
And with that, I end the first (and in no way the last) sex scene. The actual story part will be coming up soon, and we'll be introduced to a whole cast of new characters.
