You've always prided yourself in being culturally sensitive and kind to those from all walks of life. Okay, scratch that, you've always prided yourself in boning those from all walks of life. You're equal opportunity like that. So, when you find out there's a new pony in town, and that she's Japonies (I know, hush.) you can't resist trying to hit that.

Unfortunately, she's nothing like you'd expect, in the worst imaginable ways.

Warning: Contains mild rapeiness, a LOT of racial stereotypes that you might see in WWII propaganda, and Anon. Please... don't read this and take it seriously.
These stereotypes are TERRIBLE and untrue, and are not intended as anything more than satire of satires.

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