Defcon Equestria

by UltimateBrony5635

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Comedy, Starlight Glimmer, Adventure, Shining Armor, Science Fiction, Tragedy
Length: 1939

The 31st Century, Nuclear War was avoided. Humanity has continued to advance forward in Travel, Technology, and Warfare. When they find a strange wormhole, they also find something a little different than what they were expecting.....

In the year 3017, Two Brothers, Leaders of a secret Russian/American organization known as D.E.R.T, have found an unknown dimension that they must explore. But they figure out that this certain realm has a force that is not easily dealt with.

Published 2017-06-15 04:40:12 UTC
Last updated 2017-06-15 04:40:12 UTC

Impact

"To the chamber!"

Karlov Makarovich (Also known by his American Name, Jake) was waiting for this day for years, a way to enter the unknown dimension. It has pestered the scientists forever, but now their is a way, a way to the place they call Svyatoye Kol'tso Smerti (The Holy Ring of Death). He had a brother going with him too, his name was Victor Makarovich, a Russian scientist who was also the leader of the portal project.

Both of them ran into a room where 2 suits hang at the back. The suits were designed with a strange metal, it was proven in the lab to be five times stronger than animantium, with a center layer of reinforced Kevlar. Jake's had the one to the left, a black suit with a white secondary color, there was a symbol of a cross with the phrase: "If we die, we die together" in Russian. Victor's was the other one to the right, it looked the same as his brothers, but instead had a skull with rifles crossing, it has the same phrase as the other.

"Never thought i would see the day in which we embark on such a journey. Sure we have been to way to many other dimensions but this, this is a time when we go a step further." Victor said nervously.

As they entered the test chamber, they put on matching super helmets, with voice communication and the ability to see through objects. Both picked up a shotgun, two energy pistols, a electric sniper rifle, ammo for each gun, and their unique swords that held power beyond thinking.

"Brothers, you are clear to enter, but be careful, we are still working on a retrieval system. It will take at least 9 months to finish, but this will give you enough time to set up a base and secure whatever is on the other side. and with that being said, Good Luck!" The Co-Leader exclaimed.

Both nodded at each other.

"For Mother Russia!"

They dived through the portal, a huge sonic wave followed that left everything in the test camber completely destroyed or shattered.

A few minutes of traveling later, light entered their eyes as they zoomed through the portal and into the strange dimension, high above the ground. They started falling toward the surface at rapid speeds. Luckily for both of them, parachutes were automatically equipped to their suits. Both reached ground in under a minute, the portal closing behind them with a whoosh.

"A lot prettier than i expected!" said Jake, "I actually feel happy and sweet on the inside."

"I know." added Victor, "I feel like this place has some energy that makes everything and everyone feel emotional and energetic."

"Look! A village!" shouted Jake, "We should scout the area and find out how much trouble whatever is here can cause."

"Good plan." said Victor, "I am positive that whatever lives here just doesn't want a base popping up in their land, okay, enough chat, lets go."

Pinkie pie was walking to Twilight's castle with a cake, because today was Rainbow Dash's birthday, and she insisted that it should be thrown at the castle. She walked in to find spike at the front door.

"Hi pinkie! The party is this way!" said Spike

"Okey Dokey Lokey!" shouted Pinkie with excitement.

Twilight was in the main hall, waiting for the cake. Pinkie walked up and set it on the table and immediately rushed to help the rest of her friends to set up. After all, every pony is coming to the party this year, this means nothing could go wrong.

The party was a blast. Dancing, Party games, Cake, almost everything you would expect from a Pinkie Pie Party. Everyone was pooped near the end, where karaoke was held. You would probably know how that went. But for the final event, there was an amazing firework show that lasted on what seemed like hours. That's when the party finally ended and every pony except Twilight and her friends left for home.

After Rarity and Fluttershy left, Rainbow found Twilight and Applejack roaming the halls, frantically.

"Whats going on?" Rainbow said confused.

"We have a big problem on our hooves!" shouted Applejack, "Pinkie Pie has gone missing!"

"Missing?!" Rainbow exclaimed, "Do you mean kidnapped?!"

"We don't know." Twilight included, "But we need to do something about this fast! It is not like Pinkie to disappear and not return after a while. Trust me, we have already gathered a search party to spot out the area. I just hope that she is alright, wherever she is."

"Brother! I caught something in this burlap sack!" Jake shouted.

They emptied the bag to find a small, pink kind of animal. They didn't know what it was, so they decided to deploy their temporary test lab and find out just what this thing actually is. The DNA from the strange animal said it was some form of pony or horse. This is where things get weird. Victor took another look at it and figured out that this wasn't just some kind of horse.

Victor said with shock: "My sister used to watch this television series called My Little Pony, this looks like one of the characters from that television series. Brother, i think we have caught: A My Little Pony."

"Oh my fucking god Victor!" shouted Jake, "Their is no way their could be such a Homosexual object in this universe. I think that you are a full blood brony now!"

"I am not lying, come and see for yourself!" Victor added.

Jake walked over to have a second look at the thing, to find out that his brother was not lying. It was a full pink colored pony with a batch of balloons on it's flank. It was strapped down to a metal table front side up for experimentation.

After about 2 hours, she finally awakened from her slumber only to find out that she wasn't in Ponyville, but in some weird, crowded chamber, strapped down to a table. She saw two tall, black figures standing at a huge touchscreen device.

"What, where am I?" Pinkie murmured, "What are you, why am i here?"

"Oh shit!" Victor screamed, "Brother, it is awake!"

"Okay, you know what to do." The irritated brother whispered.

Victor plugged in a cable connecting to the table, Then he stood in front of her and held up a remote.

"Give us what we want and you won't get hurt, it is as simple as that." Victor said with a stern voice.

"What do you want from me?" Pinkie said nervously.

Victor then asked a question to the frighted party pony: "Who are you?"

"My name is Pinkie Pie stranger."

Pinkie then cringed, thinking what gruesome punishment awaited, but nothing happened.

"Simple, right?" Victor said in a calming tone. "Okay next question, What is this place, who is in charge of this realm?"

"This place is called Equestria, and Princess Celestia is the main ruler, their is also Princess Luna, Princess Cadence of the Crystal Empire, and my best friend Twilight Sparkle." Pinkie rapidly shouted out.

"Good, now wait here." Victor said before he rushed to Jake to tell everything Pinkie said.

The brothers sat and talked for a good 30 minutes, then both of them approached Pinkie, standing tall over her. Jake walked over to the metal roll-table next to the table pinkie was sitting on, grabbed a M-16 and pointed it at Pinkie.

"You must be up to something, right?" Jake shouted, "You wouldn't just give us information without resistance. Is there anything else you would like to tell us before we put you to rest?"

"What?! I have done nothing to offend you! I have had no resistance on informing you! Please don't kill me!" Pinkie begged.

"Well, there is really nothing else to ask of you, so say goodnight little pony!"

Then he suddenly fired an onslaught of rounds straight at the joyful pink pony, only to be deflected by Victor and his blue energy shield.

"What the hell are you doing?!" He boomed, "We are supposed to kill everyone of our victims we kidnap, remember!"

Victor then explained: "I know, but again, she said that she had no problem in informing you. Which means that we shouldn't just kill her! Give her at least one more chance brother. For the sake of this world and ours."

Then he spoke again: "I didn't even give her a chance in the first place, but i suppose i should just give her one, just one."

"Thank you sir!" Pinkie cried, "Thanks for sparing me!"

"Ugh" was all Jake could say as he went back to work, setting the assault rifle next to him.

Morning broke, another normal day for all the ponies in Ponyville, except Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and the Cake Family. Since Pinkie Pie was gone their was no one to bake the sweets at Sugar Cube Corner, so Mr. and Mrs. Cake had to take that job. The place was in a riot, ponies screaming and shouting for someone to service them. Applejack had to to that for a bit while Rainbow and Twilight were talking in Pinkies room.

"What are we going to do? Pinkie could be anywhere, how can we find her?" Rainbow said in a worrisome tone.

An idea popped into Twilight's head that very moment.

"A long time ago i stuck a prototype tracking device on Pinkie, and it was a success. But left it on. Now because of that mistake, we can track Pinkie to her exact location!"

"Why would you just leave a tracking device on Pinkie? Wouldn't you have figured out that you should of taken it off in the first place?" Rainbow said confused.

"Because its Pinkie Pie! You never know what kind of conundrums she could have gotten into when we weren't looking. I though i just said it was a mistake too." Twilight explained.

"Well this was certainly the shortest conversation with Twilight i have had in years!" Rainbow murmured under her breath.

They quickly got Applejack and were following Twilight because she had the tracker leading to Pinkie's location. It was a while to they were about 3 miles outside Ponyville, in an open field.

"What in the hay? Twilight, are you sure you perfected that tracking device?" Applejack said confused

"Yes" Twilight answered, "It says this is Pinkie's location, but where is she?"

That is when they felt something under them, the ground started shaking at a force never felt since the attack on Canterlot at the royal wedding. Then, the ground collapsed beneath them, they quickly moved to safety. A giant black shuttle appeared out of the new sinkhole, guns aimed at the trio.

"Ponies!" Yelled a booming voice from the ship, "We have one of your kind, you can take us to your ruler Princess Celestia, or you can, well, Die!"

Twilight now knew who was inside of that vessel: Pinkie.

"Give us Pinkie back!" screamed Twilight.

She shot a few magic beams at the shuttle, only to bounce of the reinforced metal shell the small vessel was made out of.

"So this is how you want to do it." whispered Jake, "Okay then, lets party!"

Author's Note

I just got started with writing and i am personally exited. Mostly because i have had this idea for over 5 years and have not had a chance to write them down. So if you find my writing "Terrible" or "Vague" please offer some opinions so i can improve. Other than that, enjoy the story!