So, Here I was running away from a filly with a pink coat and a now plastic tiara on. Actually I was walking technically cause the filly to a 23 year old 7 foot dude is.. well yea. So here I was walking away from the filly running at me as she finally gave up after a bit. I decided to test a social experiment out as well so.. I thought, "Keith, How are you gonna do this?" Then I remembered the laxatives in my pocket and the local baker pony, she was pink of course, also known as Pinkie Pie or some long name I remember but I don't wanna add it.
So Here I was again going into the bakery as no pony really paid any attention to the human that was taller then Discord and a filly on top. So.. I started walking behind the counter while Pinkie got distracted with the viewers watching me do these acts as she started asking them random questions. So.. I just emptied the laxatives into the baking batter which sunk in, out of my math with in one hour at least 100 ponies eat the pastries. As I walked out pinkie just giggled to me for some reason I still don't know as she finished the cupcakes and cake and apparently icecream? In which she proceeded to go outside and put out a sign for free deserts as I couldn't help but giggle to my self. Ponies would idly go to the stand as I chuckled quietly and walked out of the bakery. How Pinkie baked that fast I have no idea honestly.
Anyway after I somehowww teleported to the princess's thrown room for whatever reason I took out a whoopy cusion and slowly placed it on the thrown of celestias and places a pack of opened gushers on Luna's. I liked gushers and I was bored back on earth so I bought gushers. And I was teleported here with them and.. Yea.. Then I slowly made my way out of the throne room as I waited for the sisters to come back. So here I was walking out as i was teleported to my house once again. Ok so maybe I never teleported to my house before but yea, so Here I was laying in my bed casually about to fall asleep. So I fell asleep in my comfy bed.
The next morning, I woke up and.. I was on the floor cfrv fr