You've always had a crush on the ditzy, but cute and incredibly attractive mail lady of Ponyville, Derpy Hooves. An otherwise boring Sunday takes a turn for the interesting when she shows up at your door to deliver a letter, half-naked and wearing clothing four sizes too small for her. Soon, one innocent question about her current state leads to the next, and you both discover that you are interested in the same, not quite so innocent thing.

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This is a relatively old clopfic I wrote a few months ago, but never got around to publishing anywhere. Going through my old works, I read it again and figured someone might get a kick out of it, so here it is. Hope you enjoy.

Contains: Humanized Derpy on Self-Insert 2nd Person OC, Vaginal and Anal Fingering, Huge Breasts, Milking, Breastmilk-based Snowballing, implied Impregnation, and copious amounts of Porn Logic