Lyra & Sunburst were in the principles office. They had no idea why they were in there. They were just called to the office & sat in a set of chairs while Professor Top Marks stood in front of (& over) them.
He had a very unhappy look upon his face. They were just sitting there while time melted away. Lyra could fell his hateful glare burn into her soul. She couldn't take it any more.
Despite her intention to scream she fumbled with her words & instead of saying what she wanted to say she just repeated the word why like three or four times All the while Prof Mark's face remained unfazed & uncaring. Then all of a sudden it all came out at once. "WHY ARE WE IN TROUBLE". Lyra scream'd, thankful to get it all out.
Prof Mark responded immediately in the form of a loud whisper. An exaggerated HUSH came out form his mouth & ended in a shush that lasted a little to long (almost comical considering the situation).
Sunburst (having decide that he had had enough) was just about sick of waiting while a mad-pony looked down at them with anger & unease without giving them the slightest bit of an explanation. "Cant you"... Sunburst began, but stopped mid-speech when he was overcome by an uncontrollable coughing fit that lasted roughly thirty seconds or so.
Nobody said bless you.
"Tell us what we did"; Sunburst finished feeling rather frustrated. Meanwhile Prof Mark thought that there action so far were all some kind of crude gag they were playing on him. Top Marks wasn't clearly amused in any way shape or form.
"I know what you did", Top Marks began (with a tone of determination to get something useful through there thick skulls) "& if I didn't know I'd still tell you what you did", Top marks concluded before deciding to add something to it "sos" he said followed by uncontrollable laughter.
The pair of students were confused beyond belief. But before anyone could say anything else Apple Polish & Moondancer (who were arguing very hatefully & at an intense volume) burst through the door with excessive force, & then back out with the same amount of force.
The arguing pair of ponies (one a teacher & one a student) continued this process of entering' Exiting & reentering all the while bickering about Faust knows what' & with Top Marks laughing historically.
The verbal fighting set of ponies entered the office one last time & decided to stay there this time. But nothing would stop the non-stop shouting that was currently proceeding to come to a stop as Moondancer glanced to her left & saw her friends sat in the office chairs waiting not-so patiently for her to arrive with an other teacher to clear thing up on what was going on here & (more importantly) What the ever-loving fuck was going on here!
"What are you guys doing here"?' Moondancer asked her extremely close acquaintances that she cared for very much so indeed. "Tell us"' Sunburst demanded. "What"... Moony started to say before being cut off by her fellow friend Sunnybursty. "TELL US", Sunburst said in a demanding fashion.
I'm sure it has something to do with you! Lyra said directly in the direction that she so directly desired to be direct. Lyra became increasingly impatient.
Moondancer suddenly went on the defensive (clearly offended). I haven't done anything! Moony said. All of a totally unexpected sudden an exact (pissed off) replica of Moondancer appeared out of then air. I haven't done any thing, they both shouted in unison. Then at that exact moment evaporated into thick air.
"That's right"! [the narrator said] Out of somewhere the characters went from breathing thin air to thick air in only about a moment or two... & nobody cared either.
"Oh please", Mister Professor Top marks (who still believed the universe was a joke) said. "Sneeze' sneeze" Marky mark said pointing an elongated hoof at Sunburst who had broke into a sneezing fit earlier today. Every-pony directed there attention towards the Sunburned pony.
Clearly confused' Sunburst wondered why Mr. Marks would point him out like that for absolutely no reason at all. Right then & there a sudden clarity moment happened within the walls of sunburst head & he knew why the Prof would even think about doing such a thing in the first place. & the answer is there is no answer. This is Mark were talking about here' Sunburst thought, & he should have never been confused.
Prof Marks slapped Moondancers face with his brass hooves for being focused on Sunburst & not him. There, that aught to get here attention' he currently thought.
"I know you shit in the teachers toilet" Said mark. "You got it on video"?' Moony asked. "Yeah" mark said while giving her the finger in the process (which he cant). "Haaaaa...Haaaaa" Mark announced with great vigor.
