Timid is what timid does (fluttershy)
ooooooook. im looking around and seeing cartoony trees and animals and junk. that spell didnt heal the deer, it teleported me to an unknown destination.
lovely.
i sighed, having been so fucking lucky to get dropped on my face and stomach that i had to heal a broken nose and get rid of the blood before someone, or something, comes along and trys to think me a tasty snack thanks to the blood. i can already tell my stay here isnt going to be pleasant, at least for a while anyway. i stood up, dusted myself off. and checked to make sure my things were in order, still had that, thoooooose were still there (accidently grabbed them a little too tight, walk it off knight) i had my sword and gun, my glasses were fine, i had all my teeth. yep, everything checked out.
thats when i heard singing, very good, but somewhat soft and gentle to. i tilted my head and decided to track down the source of the musical voice. cause hey, new place, no knowledge of where the bloody fuck i am. hear singing, might as well introduce myself to what ever native was singing. lets hope it doesnt run off thanks to my teeth.
so as i walk closer i noticed im half as tall as these very large trees. huh, im only six foot one, i doubt i should be able to jump and reach the branch that easily. oh well, i shrug and keep on walking. i eventually hit the source.
i think, for one quick second, that i hit my head and im hallucinating. but, as many times as i rub my eyes or blink. i see a small, maybe four foot high, pink maned, yellow furred and feathered, Pegasus. judging from the frame and build. female?
i take a step forward and cough, trying to catch the attention of the small, admittedly adorable pegasus. it works and she looks over at me, flinching back and making an equally adorable "Eek!" sound.
i dont step forward but i do speak.
"ah, well i hope my image doesnt scare you miss, but i happen to...be lost. i fell and have no idea where i am"
she blinks, then steps forward shakily, and extends a hoof, which i take gently and shake it, even gave her a little kiss on it to show im not about to devour her.
to say the least, she giggled and blushed.
"oh, w-well its nice to meet you mister...?"
"knight firelorde. im a self employed blacksmith and i am a pretty damn good one"
"well its nice to meet you knight. you said you dont have any idea where you are?"
i nodded and sighed, revealing to this small delicate little thing that, im as lost and confused as a baby in a titty bar.
"aye, it is that way it seems."
"well, i was about to go into town to gather some food for myself and my animals, join me?"
have ta say, it wasnt a bad idea.
"sure, not like i can stay here and twiddle my thumbs."
she looked at me oddly, then shrugged and started walking towards a path that, i think led into town. well, atleast my day is starting to go in the right direction,
"oh, miss i never did got your name, what is my beautiful hostess's name?"
she blushed (god this one is just too damn adorable!) and said her name was fluttershy.
ok is everything about her cute or am i just a sucker?
we walked into a large town, and, well im assaulted with the image of multiple barrages of techno and pastel colored ponies. ranging from pegasus to unicorns, even to normal, wingless, hornless ponies.
suffice to say. i was stared and gawked at. lovely.
"so fluttershy, ignoring everyone elses stare, what do ya do? you said you have animals?"
she was paying for a large bag of food for animals, i grabbed it and held it like it was nearly weightless. super strength has its advantages.
"yes, im an animal care taker,thats my special talent, you said you worked as a blacksmith? if you need a job i think the apple family farm was looking..."
"not that kind of blacksmith, i deal in weapons, armor, and sometimes jewelry"
"oh, well maybe you could work for rarity or shined gems?"
"your acting like i know who those were"
"oh! im sorry i forgot your new. well rarity is the towns fashion expert and designer, Shined Gems is the towns jeweler"
i thought for a minute. if i was going to live here for a long time i was going to need the natives currency.
"sounds good. but ill wait till i have a stable residency first."
"of course. lunch?"
"a way to a mans heart is through his stomach!"
we laughed at that as i followed her to a local restaurant, well, more like a cafe or a fast food chain. but all they had were...stuff even i couldnt eat save for a few things.
"there isnt any meat, is there?"
gasps were heard, and silence rained.
"lovely. alright ill have a milkshake, strawberry and chocolate mix. thats all for me."
fluttershy ordered hay fries. god that doesnt sound good.
after lunch she told me she had things to do, i offered to carry the animal feed but she had it on her back like a pro. she told me to go and see her five remaining friends. rainbow dash, twilight sparkle, rarity, apple jack, and pinkie pie.
"with names like those, what can go wrong?"
"bye knight. be safe!"
well, i think my day just got fucked.
i sat down at a bench and thought about which of her friends i should visit first. rainbow dash? no, i feel like i should save an entire day for her. apple jack must be a part of the apple family, and must be a farm girl. again, i should have more energy if thats the case. twilight....she, atleast im thinking these names are females. should be fun to know, with a name like that. rarity. rarity was the name fluttershy said as she mentioned me getting a job. huh...damn, i need to figure out which girl to hang out with now!.
