Why do ponies have such a short lifespan. When I finally get close to one they die from age but, what really bugs me is when your so called friends backstab you just so they can be respectable. I didn't ask for much just a small act of kindness but did it ever come? NO! Never not once.

They decided to show kindness when I overthrew celestia. "Spike we love you you were my best assistant." Bullshit if I was her best assistant she would never have treated me like garbage. I can't forget the one that was so loyal she said she would be there anytime! No she wasn't when I needed her she walked away. Let's not forget being honest. She lied to my face just so she could steal a few of my scales to sell to buy and new apple cart stand and no thanks from her.

Then generosity she took my heart locked it away and kept it from everyone else but, she didn't keep it cause she loved me. No she kept it so I would always be her slave. Then laughter she was worst of them all she spread laughter but not in a good way. Every day she would pull a humiliating prank on me such as pushing me threw tar and feathers, pigs blood, and my favorite not so much as a prank as a just bitchy thing to do. She 'finger quotes' confessed her love for me. I was happy at first then so many people started dying laughing where I could not see them and if I wasn't still a baby and believed in the concept of Friendship then I would have killed them all then and there. Finally kindness she did nothing wrong and I realized she was the only one that got me.

Instead of tourturing her like the others I kept her safe and fed and clothed and made sure she was comfortable with her and animal friends. But all of them begged for me to forgive them for what they did but after what they did to me and caused me to become I don't believe in friendship anymore. What I believe in is the dragons are the superior race and compared to ponies are almighty gods. So that's how my story ends up here the most ferocious dragon in the dragon lands and leader of all equestria. So next time I hope anybody that fucks with me will think twice and run back to there little hole of a place they live.

Let me tell you another story when the crystal empire worshiped me for saving the empire. The reason they did that was because they thought I was an idiot that could not think for himself and needed incouragement. THE CRYSTAL FUCKING EMPIRE WAS NEVER IN FUCKING DANGER! They hired an actor that was very good in magic to play the roll as sombra the evil ruler in the myth yada yada yada and so on. Guess what happened next they then make a fake crystal heart while the real on is deep underground in the ice. Safe from any mythical creatures, powerful warlocks, and A STUPID DRAGON! Let me tell you what I did to them I broke their defenses stole the heart aye it as a snack and enslaved the ponies like in their myth. I can still hear the lovely screams of crystal ponies begging for mercy as I shatter their knees.

My favorite part about the empire is afterwards I crunched on the ponies and they tasted just like gems! Best meal I ever had. During all of this celestia with the elements of harmony began getting ready to try and defeat me. As you can tell that went poorly. As soon as I saw the first beam of magic I ripped of celestia and twilight's horn and stoped them both from using the elements against me. Then I ripped dashed wings off like a butterfly and no more sonic booms for you. The apple jacks back legs were broken to the point of shattered bits and whole peices of bone were sticking out. Next pinky which I ripped her jaw off and watched as her smile and laugh turned into a smear and a whimper. Rarity always took pride in her appearance shame I had to punch her face a bit and break her feathers and singe her mane. Fluttershy as I said before I left alone because she actually lived up to her title.

Just as I punched rarity in the face Luna showed up and me always liking Luna tried to get her to join me but, being reformed she wanted no part of it so I broke her horn too. As they were all laying there in agony I told them why I was doing this and why they fucked up so bad. They didn't like my reasoning so they continued to yell at me but instead of caring I turned around and told a few of my new slaves to take them to my dungeon. That's where they tried to beg for forgiveness.

Now every things is how I like it no friendship and no ponies to stand in my way. Well this is spike the dragon lord signing off.

ok because I have to have at least a thousand words I'm gonna write a short description of where this story came from. I love spike he awsome but he takes so much crap at times I feel like that should not be him because he is a fucking dragon for crying out loud. I also knew some people that I wanted to do so many things too because they put me through sooooool much. After making this I feel so much better because now reading/writing it makes me sound crazy and I have enough to deal with and being put in a mental asylum is not something I want to do so I hope ya'll have a goodnight and BYE!!!!!!

Author's Note

Hoped you liked it if not review it with that little button on the bottom thumps up or down. This I Bsbrony signing off. By the way this is before ember and all that jazz.