Mercs vs Manes

by freezerburn7

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 393

No one will like this.

Someone has hired the RED team to exterminate a lot of ponies in Equestria, the Mane 6 and Princesses included. These are their pointless attempts to stop them.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-05-20 07:26:09 UTC

Spy vs Rarity

Rarity walked to her Boutique's door, and flipped the sign that said closed to the other side, that read open. She looked around her shop.

"At least I have some time to catalog what I have left from yesterday." she muttered to herself. As she said this, she heard the door open and close. "Never mind." She turned to her customer. He was a tall human with a mask that covered his entire face, except for his eyes and mouth. He wore a red suit, and he wore tight gloves on his hands.

"Bonjour, mademoiselle." he said. He pulled out a picture out of his pocket. "I take it you are Rarity?"

"Yes sir!" she said. "What may I do for you?" He put the picture back in his pocket.

"I was sent by an enemy of yours to kill you." She looked at him, thinking she misheard him.

"Sorry darling repeat?" He smiled, and pulled out his Ambassador. He aimed it at her head, and squeezed the trigger. She moved to the side, and got hit on her side. The bullet passed through her, and hit a mannequin's head. She quietly screamed, and ran.

"It's pointless to run madame." he said. "I can always find you." He appeared in front of her, and swiped his Butterfly knife. It made a slight cut on her cheek, and she ran the other direction. The man pulled out a cigarette case, that also held his Spytron 3000. He pushed a button, and a red smoke surrounded him. He emerged as Rarity's alicorn friend Twilight Sparkle.

"Rarity?" she called out. She emerged from a rack of white clothing.

"Twilight!" she said in a fit of tears.

"What's wrong?"

"T-there's a m-man who's b-been h-h-hired to kill me!!!" Twilight embraced her.

"Don't worry Rarity." she said pulling out a Butterfly knife. "It'll all be over soon." She gave a quick stab at Rarity, and pulled the knife back out, as blood sputtered from Rarity's body to the floor. Smoke surrounded Twilight, and the man exited the smoke. She fell to the ground, and took her final breath. He took out his phone, and spoke into it.

"Target down." he said.

"Good." Scout replied. "I'll get the next one."

"I'm sending Sniper to assist you." he said.

"Whatever chucklenuts." Scout said, ending the call.