Edited by the unparalleled maskedferret.

The past few years have been kind to Applebuck, Scootaroll and Bel Canto. Applebuck is built like his older brother and has a jawline made for B-movie posters. Scootaroll is a walking ad for tight white t-shirts. Bel Canto is so heartbreakingly pretty that it's a wonder Celestia herself hasn't stolen him away to be her eternal cupbearer.

Diamond Tiara, older and wiser than the callow middle-school bully she once was, sees the trio in a new light. A sexy light. She can think of a few things she'd like to do with each of them.

As it turns out, they're open to suggestions....

Shameless, plotless, humanized clop between Diamond Tiara and r63 Cutie Mark Crusaders. All characters aged up to 18 years. Cover art taken from an aa comic.