Poetry From a Not-So-Good-Poet

Canterlot High School is full of rebels,

that seem to like to cause trouble,

I used to rebel, and steal and lie,

none of these new rebels were worse than I.

I should stick my head in the water,

hold my breathe for longer,

than the world record, just to make,

my friend's not think I'm a mistake.

I don't really know what holding my breathe would do.

But it would be better than lieing to you.

I keep feeling pulled towards Equestria,

maybe to return to Celestia,

but they might make fun of,

and hurt me.

You don't get my point do you?

Oh I see.