//-------------------------------------------------------// Pinkie Pinkie Bang Bang -by LeoIsABrony- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Pinkie Pinkie Bang Bang //-------------------------------------------------------// Pinkie Pinkie Bang Bang Pinkie Pinkie Bang Bang By LeoIsABrony It was a lovely hot sunny morning in Ponyville. The sky was blue and there was not a single cloud in the sky. Mr and Mrs Cake, the owners of Sugar Cube Corner wake up after a late night of making cakes for a party Pinkie held the other day and get ready to open the place. They look around the kitchen and supply room. Mr Cake then calls Pinkie Pie up stairs and Pinkie pops out of nowhere "Hey Pinkie" said Mr Cake "What is it Mr Cake?" Said Pinkie "Do you think you can help us and get some ingredients? We've been running really low lately" "You can count on me Mr Cake" "Are you sure you can handle it?" said Mrs Cake "Of course I can. There's nothing I can't handle. I'll be back before you know it" Pinkie Pie walks out of Sugar Cube Corner and heads off to the market square to buy some ingredients for Mr and Mrs Cake. She arrives at the market square, about to get in line for the ingrediens. But before she reached it, she notices a bunch of creepy looking stallions having a conversation. "Ohh I wonder what those guys are talking about" said the hyperactive pink pony. "Hey, what do you think about Celestia" said one of untidy stallions. "She's pretty hot isn't she?". Pinkie Pie then said to the group of stallions "Of course she's hot, its very hot day silly". "Hey we're trying to have a conversation here. Do you mind?" "Oh sorry  hehehe". She walks away but still listens. One of creepy stallions then said "This is what i'd like to do to that princess *mumbles*". Pinkie then listened some more and all of a sudden, the pony's expression changed from being all happy and cheerful to shocked and surprised. "Oh my gosh, I've got to warn Princess Celestia". ..................................................................... She ran as fast as she could to the library to tell her friend Twilight Sparkle about what she heard. "STALLIONS, PLANNING, PRINCESS, SHOOTING, DANGER, HEEEEELP" Said Pinkie in a very fast tone "woah, slow down pinkie" said Twilight. "Well I just heard a bunch of stallions talking about Celestia and one of them said they wanted to shoot the her". "Are you sure about that?" "Well, thats not exactly what they said but that doesn't matter right now, I need to warn the Princess before its too late". "Pinkie. I think you're overreacting a bit". "Overreacting? Since when do I overreact?" Twilight facehoofed "Look Twilight can you please get Spike to send a letter. This is serious business". "I'd like to Pinkie but I can't at the moment because Spike has been really ill lately. He ate some bad gemstones and got a really bad tummy ache. He will not send any letters anytime soon. I'm sorry Pinkie". Pinkie then walked out of the library, looking disappointed. "Alright then if Twilight can't help, then I've got to warn her myself."And like a lightning bolt, she ran off. ..................................................................... Running at the speed of light, pinkie arrives at the Ponyville train station. She notices an angry looking crowd holding picket signs at the station. She runs through the crowd and asks "Express ticket to Canterlot please". "Sorry but the station's closed" said one of the workers. "What? why?". "Didn't you notice any of the picket signs and the angry crowd outside the station. There's a strike going on". Pinkie then walked off looking annoyed. "There's only one option now" said the pink pony. "I'll have to get there myself. Good thing i have balloons stashed all over ponyville, incase of travel emergency" Pinkie got back in a flash and started the hot air balloon up. "I will warn the princess before its too late. As Celestia as my witness, oh wait she's the victim hehehe". The balloon then sets off for Canterlot castle. ..................................................................... The balloon arrives at Canterlot castle and Pinkie rushes off inside to warn the Princess. After running through hallways and getting past guards, she now reaches the Alicorn herself, Princess Celestia. "Oh hello there Pinkie. How are you doing today" said the Princess "Princess I've got to warn you, I was at the market square earlier today when trying to buy some ingredients for Mr and Mrs Cake and I noticed a bunch of strange looking stallions talking about you and one said he was going to shoot you". The Princess stared at the pink pony for a bit and then she smiled and laughed for a bit. "What? what's so funny?" "Pinkie, don't you remember what you learned on that day when you were guarding the MMMM cake on the train for the contest". "Of course I……..oh…..oh yeah". The pink pony now looked a little embarrassed and blushed a bit. "Oh boy, I sure have been through a lot today". The Princess then said "Just out of curiosity Pinkie, what made come to that conclusion in the first place". Pinkie Pie, now all relaxed now said "well he didn't exactly say it the way I did. This is what he actually said". She was now mimicking one of the stallions. "Hey I sure want to bang that princess". They both then smiled and laughed for a while. "So Pinkie, would you care to tell me what you have learned?" "Yeah Princess. Just like on the train with the MMMM cake, I learned yet again that I shouldn't immediately jump to conclusions and find all the evidence first". "Very good Pinkie. Are you sure there's nothing else you learned today?". "Nope I'm pretty sure thats it. Well I gotta get going. The Cake's are probably waiting for me. Bye Princess." She now waves goodbye and hops back in her balloon and flies off. ..................................................................... The balloon arrives back in Ponyville. Pinkie hops out and heads back to Sugar Cube Corner "Hello there Mr and Mrs Cake" Said Pinkie. There was a huge line coming out of the shop and a few angry looking customers at the front "What's taking so long?" Said the customer at the front of the line 'Pinkie! There you are! You got the ingredients, right?" Said Mrs Cake, looking all stressed out "Oh. Right. I'll be right on it" Said Pinkie as she rushed out again. "Hurry up!!" Said Mr Cake while trying to deal with an angry customer. The End