Man Cannot Live On Coffee Alone
Jake and Rarity escape from the boring high tea, go out for coffee at Doughnut Joe's, and find brief solace from nosy nobles and boring conversations. Can Jake match wits with Miss Rarity?—No, probably not. - Sequel to "Man Cannot Live On Tea Alone
Jake is a human, pulled into Equestria by a magic mishap. Rarity is a fashionista, businessmare, and all-around interesting pony. Jake and Rarity go out for coffee and conversation, and enjoy each other's company. Can Jake match wits with Rarity? Can he keep up with the savvy, sassy mare that he's come to appreciate?
No. No, probably not.
Rated T for Sassy Waitresses, Blushing Ponies, and Ponies That Are So Cute They'll Make You Die. (Oh, and violence!)
Story inspired by gign-3208's beautiful art.
It is highly recommended you read the prequel story first, but this story can stand on it's own thanks to a preface at the beginning that can bring new readers up to speed.
Special thanks to SS&E, Fourths, and Jern for editing.
120374 words: Estimated about 10 hours to read
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14 Chapters:
- 1: But He Certainly Can Try 2017-04-27 09:06:40 UTC9666
- 2: Man Cannot Live On Fine Wine Alone 2017-05-12 01:42:29 UTC12262
- 3: Man Cannot Live On The Night Shift Alone 2017-06-13 03:34:37 UTC10091
- 4: Mare Cannot Live on Secrets Alone 2017-08-26 23:25:47 UTC9224
- 5a: Mornings Alone 2017-09-08 04:23:10 UTC4025
- 5b: Coffee Alone 2017-11-10 19:00:08 UTC5014
- 5c: Under Her Wings 2017-11-11 09:54:39 UTC3475
- 6: Man Cannot Have One Friend Alone 2017-12-09 04:17:43 UTC8922
- 7: Man Cannot Live Without Consequence 2017-12-12 18:49:49 UTC11781
- 8: Man Cannot Meet The Parents Alone 2018-05-26 18:15:44 UTC14404
- 9a: Festival Of Friendship, Part 1 2020-01-25 20:44:38 UTC13316
- 9b: Festival Of Friendship, Interlude 2023-05-02 03:53:17 UTC
- 9c: Festival Of Friendship, Part 2 2023-05-06 21:58:34 UTC18194
- 9d: Festival of Friendship Finale 2023-05-13 03:19:26 UTC