Chronicles of a Sluttified Spike

Twilight usually didn’t go to the convenience shop nearby her library, despite it having decent prices and a fairly good selection of products. Even though a large portion of her dieting habits back in Canterlot consisted of soggy ramen and dry protein bars during intense studying sessions, those food options quickly vanished after moving to Ponyville due to being so close to a market with tons of fresh and cheap produce. However, it wasn’t uncommon for the unicorn to get random cravings for her old processed and sodium-packed snacks from time to time. So with Spike accompanying her, Twilight pushed a cart with her magic while getting some various guilty pleasure treats along the aisle.

“Ooh, they have the mushroom-flavored ramen!” Twilight’s giddy smile made it look like she won the lottery as she floated over a dozen of the noodle packets into her cart. “It’s almost impossible to find these outside of Canterlot!”

Spike rolled his eyes with a bemused smirk while walking alongside her. “Hey, it’s your money, Twi.”

“Yes, it certainly is,” piped the unicorn pertly. Along with her ramen, Twilight also picked up a bag of caramel candies and a six-pack of Gryphon Kingdom-based root beer. “And after finishing that huge research project for Princess Celestia, I think I deserve a little junk food as a reward.”

Spike shrugged happily, not blaming his friend for wanting to unwind after spending several nights underneath a mountain of books and scrolls. Even though he could certainly think of better ways to unwind, he knew better than to try and judge Twilight for her own methods. After all, he’d be a major hypocrite if he were to say anything snide about what the unicorn put in her body.

Since there really wasn’t anything gem-based in the shop, Spike just followed his friend along the aisles as she made her way towards the register. However, Twilight quickly stopped and said to her assistant, “Ooh! Spike, could you grab a couple of those frozen pizzas at the back? You know the ones I like.”

“Sure thing!” said the dragon with a dedicated smile and a mocking salute. Since the shop was completely empty save for themselves and the stallion at the register, Spike didn’t hesitate as he ran to the back of the store where the freezer was. Despite being much smaller than the freezer itself, the drake had no issue with hopping into the machine to grab two of the disturbingly cheap boxes of Twilight’s favorite brand. Twilight may have been raised in one of the highest-class cities in Equestria, but Spike had repeatedly seen how quickly the unicorn could mow down those “party pizzas” by herself without any qualms. Honestly, the drake had to wonder how they were called "party pizzas" when most ponies ate them alone; unless you had a dozen of them, they would make for pretty lame party food.

As soon as his bare feet touched the linoleum floor while thinking that over, Spike overheard from the register. “Wait, where did my bits go?!”

Spike rushed towards the counter where Twilight was, and saw her frantically searching through her bit-purse while all her snacks were laid beside the register. “What’s the matter?” asked the drake while looking between Twilight and the burly green stallion who ran the shop.

“I swear I had more bits than this yesterday!” After a few more seconds of increased panic while rifling through her purse, the mare stopped and groaned with her eyes closed. “Ohhhhhhh, I forgot! I lent Rainbow Dash thirty bits for Wonderbolts tickets!”

Spike sighed as well while carrying a disappointed pout, not wanting to deal with the embarrassment of putting everything back on the shelves. However, he also noticed how the stallion had a slight blush on his cheeks the instant Spike came into the shop with Twilight. But before he could think of anything he could do to help, he heard his friend exhale sharply and say to the stallion, “I’m really sorry about this, Mister Price. I thought I had more bits on me.”

“Hey, it’s perfectly fine,” assured the green shopkeeper with sympathetic nod. “You’re not the first pony to do that, and you certainly won’t be the last.” Of course, the pony then made a quick glance towards Spike, biting his lip for a moment in brief contemplation. Spike, having noticed that look on nervous stallions before, narrowed his eyes on Mr. Price slightly.

“B-But! Ummm…” Mr. Price’s blush began to grow a little deeper as he looked back at Twilight with a genuine, but still shaky smile. “If you want, I was… actually needing some help in the back with… with r-reorganizing my inventory of… freezer items.”

Spike rolled his eyes with a smirk as he listened, already knowing the shopkeeper was lying through his teeth. Nevertheless, he kept himself silent while Mr. Price continued towards the suspicious-looking Twilight, “S-So, if… if you’re alright with letting your friend help me out for a little while. Like… twenty minutes at most, then I can let you have these groceries on the house.”

When the stallion looked back at Spike, his blush deepened at the sight of the drake shooting him a knowing, sultry grin and a wink. Meanwhile, Twilight’s unamused stare on Mr. Price turned as flat as cardboard. When the stallion noticed her reaction, he quickly started to look worried when the unicorn stated, “Mister Price, I really hope you’re not trying to be dishonest with me.”

Mr. Price winced and avoided looking her in the eyes. “Wh-What? I… I wasn’t trying to, ummm…”

Twilight tilted her head with a raised brow, waiting for him to finish his response. After a small bout of silence, the stallion sighed with his head slumped. “Cut me some slack. I haven’t had a marefriend in over a year.”

While Twilight groaned with a look of frustration and disgust, Spike scoffed and said bluntly, “Hey, come on, Twi. Give the guy a break! Would you rather he told you what he really wanted to do?”

The stallion chuckled nervously with a hoof, making sure to look away from the brooding mare while his face became even redder. Spike made sure to add towards Twilight after putting the frozen pizzas on the counter, “And just so you know, I really wouldn’t mind helping him out with ‘reorganizing things.’ You had a stressful week, and you deserve to have a night off! Just take the stuff and you can thank me later.”

“Spike!” blurted the mare angrily towards her assistant. “I am NOT just going to let you do something for--”

“I SAID it’s okay, Twi! I wouldn’t be saying that if I was uncomfortable with it!” Keeping an insistent scowl on his face, the dragon picked up a couple of the paper bags at the side of the counter and handed them to Twilight. “Just take your snacks and enjoy the night off. Please. Consider it a gift, alright?”

The two had a small staredown for several seconds, leaving Mr. Price to stand awkwardly between them with an awkward look on his face. The silence was finally broken when Twilight looked away from Spike and muttered in a bitter tone, “Spike, I am not comfortable with you doing this for me.”

Spike retorted, “Well, I’m not comfortable with you stuffing your face with a bunch of processed sugars and transfats, but you don’t see me judging you for what you do with your body. Would it really kill you to give that same respect to me?”

Twilight looked downright offended as she turned back to him and snapped, “SPIKE, THAT IS NOT--”

Before she could completely unload on the drake in a public space, Twilight quickly silenced herself and clenched her eyes shut. Spike may have still looked irritated, but that outburst threw him off guard enough to flinch in involuntary fear. The unicorn rubbed her temple with a hoof while taking a couple deep breaths, not wanting to do or say anything that could falter their relationship. When she finally put her hoof back down and looked down at the floor with a brooding pout, Spike slowly leaned in and spoke cautiously, “Uhhh… Twi? Are yo--”

Twilight lit her horn and collected all of the food items from the counter. She got everything placed in the two paper bags in less than two seconds before she stormed out of the store in silence. Spike wanted to say something more, but nothing came out of his slightly open mouth while watching his friend leave so abruptly. By the time the shop door closed, leaving Spike and Mr. Price alone in the silent space, the stallion tried to conceal his cringe while looking away from the drake. “Hey, ummm… you don’t have to do anything, okay? I’m sorry I even brought it up--”

“No, it’s fine,” said Spike in a sincere, but still flustered tone while rubbing his eyes with a claw. “It’s not your fault, I swear. Things have just been a little tense lately.”

“Yeah, I could see…” After an apprehensive sigh, the stallion looked around with a nervous expression while his blush remained. “So, uhhh… are you okay, to ummm…”

Even though he was more than a little guilty about his fight with Twilight, Spike couldn’t help smiling a little when he heard how bashful the shopkeeper was sounding. And from that distinct scent he was able to pick up from behind the register, the drake could tell that his stallionhood was already starting to unsheathe a little bit. After taking a quick moment to clear his head, Spike glanced up at the pony and asked cheekily, “Hey, someone’s gotta pay for those groceries~”

The pony was already growing hard, but that sultry stare that Spike gave him was enough to make him shudder with a shaky smile. The drake hopped up on the counter with no issue and leaned a claw against the register. “So, Mister Price,” he began with narrowed eyes and an enticed smirk on the shopkeeper, “should I ask where you wanna do this?~”

Mr. Price’s blush exploded across his face as his eyes darted around cautiously. “Ummm… Y-You can call me Fair Price if you want,” be began meekly. “But, uhhh… W-When you ask where, do you mean where in the shop, or…”

Spike huffed with an amused smirk while his brows raised. “Hey, it really doesn’t matter to me where you want it either way,” said the slutty drake with a shrug. “I was just wondering what a fair price would be from Mister Fair Price~”

“U-Ummmmm…” Fair Price was looking increasingly bashful by the second, but he still looked up at the dragon with a shaky smile as he tried to ask somewhat cheekily, “W-Well, that’s… a little bit hard to determine since I… heard that you were f-free?”

Spike smile widened as he nodded at the stallion. “Yeah, I am,” he said in a surprisingly casual voice before adding more sultry, “but since this is part of a purchase, I wouldn’t mind adding something extra to make up for it.”

“Well… I-If you insist…” After one glance over at the door, not seeing anypony coming close to the shop, the shopkeeper breathed out and asked with a shrug, “How about… m-multiple payments?”

“Deal,” piped the drake without hesitation. After hopping off the counter so he was behind the register with Fair Price, Spike looked up at him with an antsy grin while rubbing a claw underneath the stallion’s cutie mark of a cash register. “So now with that out of the way,” asked the slutty dragon with his arousal growing in his voice, “how about you answer that question I asked earlier: Where, and Where?~”

The pony let out a shaky and exasperated breath, his stallionhood twitching between his buckling legs. Meanwhile, Spike just looked up at him with a waiting grin, anxious to get himself another interested stallion. After breathing in worriedly, Fair Price was just about to open his mouth when the bell to the front door opened. The stallion jolted and instinctively pushed Spike under the counter, even though the drake couldn’t be seen from the other side anyway due to its height. Fortunately, there was more than enough room for Spike as he stood under the counter and overheard several pairs of hooves walking around.

“H-Hello there!” blurted Fair Price as he stood at the register with a wide and scared-looking smile. Since he was leaned forward on the counter and standing on his hind-legs, Spike was greeted with the very welcome sight of the pony’s fully-erect horsecock just inches from his face. Regardless, Fair Price tried to keep his composure as natural-looking as possible for his customers. “A-Anything I can get for you ladies?”

“No,” said one mare’s voice that Spike could hear from under the counter. “We’re just looking around…”

Despite the situation the shopkeeper put himself in, Spike was able to see that Fair Price may have not been completely against it. From the way his throbbing cock twitched while he spoke out, Spike began to grow a dirty smile as an idea popped in his head. He had no idea if the stallion would be up for it, but he was fairly curious to know how he would react to trying something a little early. Since Fair Price was keeping his hind legs locked behind the counter (most likely to hide his erection), Spike decided to take that to his advantage by softly rubbing a claw up the inside of one of his thighs.

Fair Price gasped through his nostrils while wide-eyed, grateful that the three mares who entered the shop were at the back where the freezer items were. But despite knowing they were also chatting amongst themselves, the stallion had to bite his hoof as he felt the drake’s claw slowly move up to his thick, low-hanging balls. He breathed out very shakily through his nostrils, and his hind legs buckled from feeling Spike’s little digits teasing him so discretely.

He looked down at Spike with a deep blush, and saw the drake shoot a curious smirk back up at him. One of the drake's brows raised while his claw slowly crept upward, stopping less than an inch from his cock. Fair Price looked back up to see the mares still chatting by the freezer, but he bit his lips as he thought of how risky this idea could really be. Regardless, he only looked around the store for a few seconds more before turning back to the slutty dragon underneath his register. Spike was grinned wide with half-lidded eyes before mouthing silently, “Should I?~”

After one last glance around with an extremely reddened and nervous-looking face, the stallion took a breath as he made his choice. He leaned to the side to turn on the radio and let a Sapphire Shores song play audibly throughout the shop. Happy that it didn’t seem to phase his customers, Fair Price looked back down at Spike and nodded his head apprehensively. Spike gave the stallion a devilish smile with a lick of his lips, and quickly grasped the stallion’s cock with both claws before going in.

Since the radio was playing loudly above him, Spike wasn’t too worried as he let his reptilian tongue slither out and wrap around Fair Price’s throbbing stallionhood. Even when the dragon hungrily wrapped his lips around the pony’s cockhead and suckled on the tip, any slobbering noises would’ve been overshadowed by the pop music, along with the strained whinny that came from the shopkeeper. As he tasted the wonderfully masculine and rich taste of Fair Price’s especially musky and sweaty member, Spike had to keep himself from groaning in deep pleasure from savoring his cock in such a taboo situation. Regardless, it wasn’t long before the slutty drake pushed his head forward, shoving more of that meaty cock into his drooling mouth while he sucked and stroked in unison.

His claws moved up and down the smooth, marbled flesh at a steady pace, not wanting to overwhelm the stallion too much while working incognito. Spike knew that if he ended up blowing Fair Price’s load too soon, it might make him react strongly enough to get caught and possibly lose some sales. Plus, the last thing the slut wanted was to make his first “payment” too underwhelming after offering a generous deed; besides, it’s not too often that someone gets to stealthily pleasure someone else while others are in the room.

With his eyes closed, Spike breathed slowly through his nostrils while sucking the pony’s length, using his claws to fondle any places he couldn’t reach with his lips or tongue. Despite how deliciously thick that member felt and tasted, the drake was able to keep from making any of his noises louder than the music playing. He felt every distinct throb of the stallion’s flesh around his claws and mouth, and he could tell that Fair Price was more than likely going to cum before those mares finished their shopping. Of course, Spike was starting to wonder if that guess would prove to be right as he heard their voices a bit more clearly.

By the time he also heard their hoofsteps, Spike’s ears twitched when he caught the bitterness of one of the mares’ tones as she spoke. “Ugh! I still can’t believe Lemon Zest actually did that! I mean, the nerve of him to actually go and use that kid?! We weren’t even broken up for a week!”

“Hey, it’s probably for the best,” added another, more sympathetic voice. “You said yourself that he was being too needy, right?”

“Yeah, but it’s still messed up! Who does that dragon think he is?!”

Spike reopened his eyes as he listened to the group, but he still kept plenty of his effort on tending to Fair Price’s cock. As he continued to suck and slobber over that leaking head, the taste of the stallion’s bitter pre just barely kept the drake’s attention while hearing the mares continue.

“Well, it’s not like he did it before you broke up with Lemon.”

“Still, who blows a guy that soon after that?! That kid’s like some sick vulture! I’m surprised that Twilight hasn’t thrown him out yet!”

“I certainly would’ve.”

“I get what you mean, Razz. I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if a few stallions were cheating on their girlfriends for that thing.”

Fair Price winced painfully when he felt Spike’s claws grip his cock especially tight. Fortunately, the dragon was quick to let go and whisper “Sorry!” up at him. Regardless, it was clear that Spike was looking really pissed from what he was hearing those mares say, even as he continued blowing the pony during their conversation.

“Did you hear that he had some gang-bang at the park restroom a couple weeks ago? I mean, who does that?!”

“Ugh, really?! That’s just nasty!”

“Yeah, totally. I don’t see how most of the town puts up with it.”

“And I thought that time he wrecked half of Ponyville would be the worst thing he ever did. It’s like he’s trying to one-up himself.”

“I swear, the only reason that lizard freak isn’t put behind bars is because he’s part of Celestia’s little group.”

If it wasn’t for hearing a shuddered and restrained moan from Fair Price, Spike would stopped to pull himself from under the register and give those girls a piece of his mind. However, due to his building anger, the dragon didn’t realize that his strokes became much faster and intense while hearing Raspberry and her friends saying all those nasty things. But since the stallion was just about to burst, Spike took a quick breath before wrapping his lips tightly around the cockhead. Despite how bitter he felt about those insults, he didn’t want this shopkeeper to blow his load outside of his mouth and leave an obvious smell from anything splattered under the counter.

As he heard those hoofsteps come in closer, Spike clenched his eyes shut while jerking Fair Price off strongly with both claws. Despite how red and sweaty the green pony’s face became as the girls came up to his counter, he was able to maintain a straight, albeit very strained smile while they gave him their purchases. Upon seeing how weird the shopkeeper looked, the magenta mare with a brown mane chuckled embarrassedly while putting their bottles of iced coffee on the counter. “Uhhh… sorry if you overheard us, Mister Price.”

“I-It’s no problem!” blurted Fair Price with a strained and raspy voice. His hind legs started to quiver as he felt himself getting close, and he quickly started tossing the girls’ items in bags with breakneck speed like the shop was about to close. Meanwhile, Spike was bobbing his head up and down as much of that cock as he could while stroking powerfully, using his anger as a tool to help coax out the pony's delicious pent-up cum. Despite how frantic he may have looked, the pony tried to keep his smile as natural-looking as possible while ringing them up. “Y-Y-Your total is f-fifteen bi-...”

The stallion froze as he felt himself reach climax, and he tried his hardest to control his spasms as he stood in front of the girls while unloading into Spike’s waiting mouth. While the dragon clenched his eyes shut and felt that first spurt of the stallion’s thick load shoot to the back of his throat, Fair Price craned his neck to the side and shuddered strongly from the feel of those lips suckling his member strongly. Even with the music playing, the stallion could distinctly hear Spike’s faint gulps while swallowing mouthfuls of his load, which just made his orgasm even more intense while he stood like a twitching statue.

“... Eeee… Fif… TEEEEEEeeen bits!” As he felt the last few throbs of his cock pulsate inside of Spike’s waiting maw, the stallion had to lean forward against the counter with his eyes clenched while groaning deeply. The three mares stood awkwardly with confused stares on him, unsure what the heck was wrong with him. Before Raspberry could light her horn to get the first aid kit off the wall, Fair Price let out a heavy breath and slapped the counter with a hoof. “Okay! I’m good, I’m… I’m good…”

While the stallion breathed heavily and lifted his head back up, Spike slowly pulled his lips back while his mouth was completely full of the shopkeeper’s hot and salty cum. Before he could swallow, the dragon heard Fair Price say from above, “S-Sorry ladies. I… I was just getting some abdominal troubles.”

“Do you need a doctor?” asked Raspberry with a look of concern. “That looked pretty serious.”

“No, it’s fine. I swear.” The pony kept a reassuring smile on his face as his breathing got back to normal. His blush started to dissipate as well while accepting their payment, which helped him to speak more confidently. “Okay, here are your--”

As soon as Fair Price picked up the paper bag full of the mares’ items, the bottom of the bag ripped open. All of their food items, including the three glass bottles of iced coffee, fell out on the floor behind the counter. Luckily, the ground had a special rubber padding that ensured nothing would break or get crushed. “Oh, shoot,” muttered the stallion as he quickly bent down to get their things. “Sorry about that! Lemme just--”

The three bottles all rolled underneath the counter, stopping right beside Spike’s feet. Before Fair Price could reach for them, Spike snatched up one of them with a look of burning anger visible in his eyes. The stallion watched him uncap the bottle and pour half of it out into the plastic trashcan next to him. Before he could whisper what the heck the drake was doing, his jaw dropped when he saw Spike put his lips up against the open bottle, and spit up part of the shopkeeper’s cum into the bottle to refill it.

Fair Price looked absolutely mortified, but he stayed silent by the time Spike recapped the bottle. After the drake handed the bottle back to the stallion, his cheeks still puffed-out and his eyes glowing in fury, he went to pick up the second bottle and do the same thing again. The shopkeeper looked away with a wince, but didn’t try to stop him either. Knowing that what those mares said were extremely uncalled for and hurtful, Fair Price just sighed and put the first bottle back up on the counter. “Uhhh, sorry,” he said while looking away from them. “They sorta got caught in the back….”

He went back down and picked up the rest of the mares’ food, while the remaining two bottles were both quickly refilled with the drake’s spiteful contribution. After handing the “iced coffee” back to the shopkeeper, Spike sighed through his nostrils and swallowed the remainder of cum that was still in his mouth. Meanwhile, he heard Fair Price say while handing them their stuff in a new bag, “Sorry about that, ladies. I have padded floors around the register for a reason.”

“Oh, it’s perfectly fine, Mister Price,” replied Raspberry with an understanding smile back at him. After she shook her bottle vigorously with a hoof, the unicorn uncapped it and took a sip as she and her friends made her leave. She grimaced a bit at the strong taste, but shrugged while leaving the shop. “Ugh,” she said while looking at the bottle, “I gotta say, this ‘Salted Caramel’ flavor is more salt than anything else…”

After she and her friends left, Spike waited until hearing the door close before coming out from under the counter, He wiped his lips with his forearm while looking down at the floor, not wanting Fair Price to see how he looked. Despite being a little satisfied he got those three girls to drink cum without knowing it, Spike still looked extremely upset from what he heard them say. But before the worried shopkeeper could say anything, the drake sighed and said faintly, “I’m sorry you saw me do that.”

“Hey, I don’t blame you,” assured Fair price with his hooves up in complete understanding. “I’m just glad you didn’t pop out and burn them with your fire breath or something!”

Spike wanted to giggle at that response, but all that came out was a huff as weak as his forced smile. “Yeah, I... I could’ve…”

Seeing how distraught Spike was looking behind that facade, the stallion went down and a hoof on his shoulder. “Hey, it’s alright,” said Fair Price sincerely while looking the drake eye-to-eye. “Trust me, that is NOT how this town sees you, okay?”

Even though he nodded his head, Spike still had to keep his bit lip to conceal his pained pout. He knew that most of the guys in town were okay with his new mindset, but those statements he heard made him realize that there were probably more than a few mares who weren’t as happy with the drake as a slut. Granted, it wasn’t like Spike couldn’t understand due to jealousy or taboo, but those names he heard them use felt were like sharp stabs right in the gut. And combined with how Twilight acted a while ago, the dragon wasn’t sure how correct Fair Price’s assurance really was.

Nevertheless, Spike’s ears perked up when he heard the stallion add, “Seriously, don’t let those mares get to you! They’re just really close-minded about sex, which is probably why they’re all single in the first place. Personally, I think you’re way more mature and caring than any of them combined. And I’m willing to bet good money that most of the ponies in this town would agree.”

Despite still feeling upset about Raspberry and her friends, Spike was able to smile more naturally after hearing those kind words. The drake could tell that even if he hadn’t have just sucked his cock, Fair Price would’ve told him that regardless. Seeing the warmth in his eyes and smile, Spike took a second before sighing and giving him an appreciative hug. The pony didn’t hesitate to hug him back while hearing him say, “Th… Thanks, Fair Price.”

“Hey, it’s no problem.” After pulling back, the stallion added with a shrug, “I mean, you are helping out a lot of ponies around town. That kind of karma comes back eventually, so keep your head up.”

Spike nodded with a smile up at him. “Yeah, definitely,” he said with a more honest-sounding voice. “I’ll remember that.”

“That’s the spirit!” After ruffling the drake’s green scales with a hoof, Fair Price grabbed a small package of mints and a bottle of water to hand to him. “Here you go. Just so your breath isn’t so, you know… obvious.”

Spike scoffed with a smirk while taking the shopkeeper’s offering, and hopped over the counter while replying coyly, “Oh, come on. You’re acting like I don’t like the taste~”

“You know what I mean,” said Fair price with a roll of his eyes. He kept his smile as he waved Spike goodbye. “Take care, Spike! And feel free to come back any time!”

Spike stopped at the door and shot a sultry smirk back at the stallion. “Well, I would have to, wouldn’t I?” asked the drake before opening the door. “I agreed to multiple payments~”

Before the blushed shopkeeper could say anything, Spike left with his things and went back outside. While chewing on some mints and sipping his water, the drake was happy to see ponies waving at him with smiles. Even though most of those greetings were from stallions, Spike still smiled in appreciation while waving back at them during his walk. By the time he walked a block away from the shop, the dragon was feeling a bit better about himself despite what happened.

Sure, there might be ponies who didn’t like him being a slut. He could understand that as clear as day. But at the same time, he knew that he was helping more ponies with his talents than he was upsetting them. And if some ponies wanted to act bitter about it, it only showed how prudish they were about his choices.

Heck, thought Spike as he sipped on his water bottle and made a shortcut through an alleyway, maybe Raspberry wouldn’t have been such a bitch if she got a real cock in her. That thought made the drake giggle a little while recapping his bottle. However, his thoughts were quickly silenced when he bumped into something he couldn't see. He pulled back and winced while rubbing his nose, just barely noticing the thin sheen of pink-hued magic forming a wall in front of him.

The wall spread across the entire length between the two buildings, effectively keeping Spike from exiting the alleyway. Just as he realized that this may have been a trap, he heard a familiar voice from behind. “Well, well, well...”

By the time Spike turned around, Raspberry Mousse was standing at the other end of the alley alongside four of her friends. And from the seething glare the unicorn had in her eyes, it was clear she wan't intent on letting Spike leave easily. “If it isn’t the little lizard-whore...”