Unexpected Appearance

I moved over and looked to my right, that when I met lips with vinyl, well this is umm, different than what I usually deal with. I quickly broke the kiss.

"oh my god I'm sorry I didn't mean to" she said

"I'm not blaming you, and beside I ummm..." I responded nervously

"I think I know where your getting at, pixel" she said with a smile

"hmmm not bad,  I don't want to be to forward but... Will you marry me wait no i didn't ask that, sorry this I what happens when I nervous. Anyway will you go out with me?" I asked nervously

She then stared into my eyes, I then priced how beautiful her eyes were. They were a dark amethyst color witch reminded me of looking up at the sky on a summers night.

I then stared into his dark sapphire eyes witch reminded me of swimming in the ocean on a hot summers night.

She then leaned into a kiss in witch I met her half way, we broke after a few minutes of... Meeting of the lips.

"I love you vinyl" I said while staring into her eyes

"I love you too pixel" she retuned with a soft smile

We finished showering and went called for rarity.

"ah there you two lovers are" she said with smirk, witch caused us to blush wildly

"well here are your cloths mister pixel"

She handed me some pairs of jeans, a few tee-shirts, and a couple of hoodies.

"Wow thanks rarity how much do I ow you?" I asked

"nothing at all, you my friend. No charge" she responded

"well umm, thank you again rarity" I said with a smile

I walked out of the store with my new swag, hehe. I don't say it be URRRG *sigh* I'll say it...CRUSH! KILL !DESTOY! SWAG!anyway we walked back to vinyls house and watched some TV.

"I just remembered! I need a job" I said aloud

"hmm, I have and idea but it will be risky" she said nervously

"well what is it, prostitution?" I asked

"what? No, why would you sell yourself for sex once you get it from me?" she said seductively

"but we haven't done anything yet" I responded

" yet, but I think we will soon" she said with a smirk

"only if they sell condoms here" I said with a devilish smile

"they do, oh yeah I forgot to mention, we've gotta go to pinkie pies party" she said

"okay miss sex-tastic" I said

"well to be honest I've never had sex before" she said while blushing

"well neither have I" I said also blushing

"Well we should sometime mr. datass" she said with a big smile

"your not gonna let that up are you? I asked

"nope" she said with a smirk

"oh yeah the job thing" I said

"oh yeah I need an assistant" she said

"alright sounds good, I need to go get a few thing I'll se you later" I said while waving good bye

I felt something wrap around my head and i couldn't see, then i heard a high pitched giggle...pinkie pie.As I walked through ponyville with the blind fold that Pinkie pie had covered my eyes with saying that 'theres a big surprise and you have to put this on so its even more of a surprise.' Pinkie pie guided me with her voice. Only once or twice did I almost trip or run into another pony. "Left now, or maybe its right oooo I smell muffins." Pinkie pie said somewhere off to where I'm guessing was my right. And I slammed my head onto a stand. "Ouch! Pinkie pie can't I just take this off and walk there?" I asked with slight annoyance in my voice. "No, if we do that it wouldn't be much of a surprise now would it?" Pinkie pie said with a loud childish giggle. "Well I don't think I trust your sense of direction seeing as I have ran into at least 3 stands now." "You haven't ran into 3 stands. You have walked into one,almost got ran over by a running pony, and walked and tripped over Carrot top and her Carrot garden." Pinkie said with a louder giggle. "Anyways we are there now." She said and grabbed me and yanked me forward. I frowned. What kinda of surprise could this be? I wondered to myself. Then the blindfold was yanked off. The first thing I noticed was this huge cake with strawberries and purple,pink and blue frosted cake. Then I noticed all of the streamers hanging above me with a 'welcome to ponyville!!!' Sign. "Woah." Is all I managed to say when the rest of the mane six came out of hiding,along with some other ponies. "SURPRISE!!l" they all shouted with wide grins. And then I noticed vinyl scratch was off to the side preparing the music. I tried to get over to her but was stopped by pinkie who had this huge piece of cake a cup of punch and a smile that seemed a little too big. As I ate and drank as fast as possible and tried to get back to vinyl.

I went up to the dj table where vinyl was preforming.

"hey babe" I said

"hey dat-ass" she responded

"uuuugh when will you stop calling me that?" I frustratingly asked

"once you actually tap datass" she said seductively

"maybe if you would let me" I said with a frown

"hey I never said you couldn't"she said with a smile

"how about we pick up some condoms on the way home?" I asked with a smirk

"sure, but I'll be tired after the party, and drunk" she said

"I'll go get us some drinks" I said with a smile

"sure, I'll be at the dj tables" she said

I walked over to the food table, I saw a few bottles labeled 'applejack Daniel's', 'hard cider', and 'vodka'. I poured some vodka for vinyl and some applejack Daniels. I then walked over to the turn tables where vinyl was at.

"I got you some vodka, oh yeah if you get too drunk I'll take over" I told her

"deal" she said

*half hour later"

"hay pixul, yur a good guy and I wanta have sax with you" vinyl said in a drunk haze

"tomorrow if you don't get drunk, also I'm taking over" I said walking up the the dj equipment

"hey whun ure those patato skins cumin?" she asked while fainting

I then walked over to the dj equipment a played a few songs.

"hey this is your party you should be having fun!" pinkie pie said while popping out of no where.

I pointed at vinyl on the floor.

"oh..well I can play" she said with a giant grin

" um okay..." I said nervously

Surprisingly she Knew what she was doing and I just chilled in a bean bag after that. About and hour later I left with vinyl on my back. I then woke her up.

"hey where's the nearest store?"  I asked her

"uuuugh right in front of you"she said a little tipsy

I looked ahead and saw a store right in front of me...DERP! I walked inside and

And started to look around for condoms. After 10 minutes of searching I finally found them. I walked up to the cashier and paid for them.

"have fun" he said with a smirk

I then walked home with vinyl still on my back, I placed her on the couch and placed the condoms on a table ne'er the couch. After I took a shower I joined vinyl sleeping on the couch.

"what a day" I said then plopped on the couch and fell asleep within a matter of seconds.

credit to bronydudeshadow over at fanfiction.net! oh yeah i wont be adding a chapter for while, a lot of stuff is going on. PIXEL OUT!