Rarity The Phone Sex Operator

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes slowly. She was still a bit sleepy from having just awakened, and so she didn't really feel like getting up. Still, she was a weather pony, and a wonderbolt at that, so she knew she had to get up today.

Still, even as she wiped the sleep from her eyes and looked out over the cloud she had been sleeping so deeply on only moments before, down to the bustling town of ponyville, there was only one thing on her mind.

Rarity.

It wasn't as if anything bad had happened. Well, at least not yet anyway. But she was still a bit worried.

Before she had gone to sleep for the night, she noticed the fact that Rarity's lights were still on deep into the night. At first she found it weird. But, being a fashion designer, Rarity did have a job, and that job came with demands just like any other. Maybe she was just working late again?

Before going off to sleep, Rainbow had told herself that she would visit Rarity and give her a gift. Something to take her mind off the stress she must have been feeling from working so late when she should be getting what she called her "beauty sleep."

With that thought in mind, she took flight, and with a single dash downward, she was on the ground in the center of the market. She looked around carefully for a shop that was selling something she could give to her friend.

When she spotted a cake shop, she went over to it. After some careful deliberation, she made her purchase and began her walk to Rarity's boutique.

It sucked that she couldn't just fly there, as walking made her feel...well, slow, but she couldn't risk ruining the cake. Especially before she even got to Rarity's place.

She continued to make her way down the dirt path that led through the town until she came across the house she was looking for.

She trotted up to the door and knocked three times, just to let her know she was there. She stepped back and waited for Rarity to answer, but...none came.

Rainbow gave a questioning look as she thought of what could be keeping Rarity. Maybe she was busy, or working with something loud as to where she couldn't hear her?

She knocked again. Three more times. She waited. Still no answer. This...was getting weird. Maybe she wasn't home? She did have a boutique in Manehattan to contend with. But that place was managed by Sassy Saddles now, so she wouldn't be there, would she?

And if that was the case, then what was she doing now?

She went for another three knocks on the door, just to make sure Rarity was there, and could in fact, hear her. But, when she went to knock again, she heard something that made her ears perk up in surprise.

She pressed her ear to the door to listen in further. What she heard, shocked her.

"Oh...my, Thunder Heart darling, you must be rock hard by now...I'm...dripping wet as well."

Was that Rarity's voice? And what was she doing? Was she talking dirty talk?

A blush played across Rainbow's face as she listened. She knew about dirty talk. She herself had teased many a stallion with her feminine wiles.

But this? This was Rarity. The mare who scoffed at Rainbow's dangerous stunts and refused to even utter a single word of what she called "unladylike phrases."

Rainbow was in shock. So much so that it took her a moment to collect herself in order to listen for more.

The voice on the other end, this...Thunder Heart, seemed to have answered her previous statement, as she said, "Oh dear, I wonder just how big you are under all those clothes of yours. How about you..take them off?"

Oh god. Had Rainbow just heard what she thought she heard? Did Rarity just talk about a stallion's.... Rainbow couldn't even bring herself to utter the words as she felt her breath quicken, her heart pound in her chest, and her legs get wet with slight arousal. Those words, along with Rarity's previous statement about her marehood, Rainbow was having a hard time controlling herself.

After taking a moment to collect herself, Rainbow knocked again. She couldn't let her hormones get in the way of what she came here to do. She steeled herself and waited patiently for Rarity's answer...or lack thereof.

Suddenly, the talking stopped. Rainbow put an ear to the door once more, only to hear, "I'm terribly sorry darling. I tried to tell you we couldn't do it in the daytime." The voice must have replie again, because then she said, "I have a visitor now. See you tonight?"

She heard a click, and a happy and cheerful, "Coming dear!"

Rainbow steeped back form the door to avoid both getting found out for eavesdropping, and to not get hit in the muzzle by the door.

Rarity came to the door with a smile on her face.

"Ah! Rainbow Dash! How wonderful! Do come in, won't you?"

With that she turned around and led the way inside her home, all the while giving Rainbow Dash an eyeful of her marehood.

She was indeed, dripping wet. A sudden joke came to Rainbow's mind. 'Cumming, indeed.'

She followed Rarity inside and her attention was suddenly brought back to the cake, which was tipping over in her hooves.

She quickly caught it and set it down on the table in the center of the room.

These actions caught the attention of Rarity. Whose eyes lit up at the sight of the cake.

"Is that a...chocolate cake? Did you bring me a...chocolate cake?"

Rainbow blushed again, embarrassed now. "Yeah...I...thought you would need a little pick me up after, ya know...all your hard work."

Rarity beamed at her. "Oh, Rainbow, how thoughtful of you!" She exclaimed, hugging her friend tightly.

Rainbow however, had a problem with this. Rarity was so close that the scent of her arousal was causing certain...problems....down below.

"Uh...yeah. You're welcome and all that." Then, she had an idea. This was the perfect time to ask about...whatever that was.

"Hey, Rarity um...about that. Who's...Thunder Heart?"

Rarity stopped. Her face fell from a smile of joy, to an expression of panic. She had heard. Somepony had heard. And what's worse, of all ponies who could've heard her little exchange, it had to be Rainbow Dash. The pony known for her pranks and practical jokes.

Would she tell everypony? Oh, what should she do!?

Her dilemma must have shown on her face, because Rainbow said, "Uh...Rarity. You okay?"

Rarity seemed to come back to reality at that, as she said, "Oh...it's nothing dear. I'm...perfectly fine!"

"Really? You don't look fine to-"

"I SAID I'M FINE!" yelled Rarity, causing Rainbow's mane to be blown back.

"Well, alright then, i guess..." came Rainbow's reply as she tried to straighten out her mane, which had been blown every which way by Rarity's scream. "I'll...see you later... Enjoy the cake."

With that, Rainbow made to leave, only to be stopped by Rarity, who said, "Wait, Rainbow, I'm sorry. I...I didn't mean to yell at you. It's just that...well..."

"It's just what?" came Rainbow's inquiry.

"well, you see, it's...complicated..."

"Complicated how? Come on, you cane tell me. We're friends, right?"

"Exactly, Rainbow."

"Wait, what?" rainbow said, truly confused now.

"It's because we're friends that I can't tell you. You'd...never believe me...and you'd be appalled." said Rarity, sobbing now.

"I'd never be appa...app...apple...whatever! All I know is that if my friend is crying, and I don't know what I need to do to stop it. So tell me."

She had been flying at this point, and now she came down to hug her friend.

"Tell me, Rarity. Please."

Rarity sniffled. "Oh, Rainbow Dash, what would I do without you?"

"Mmm...cry like a baby." came her joke reply.

"Ahahahaha! I suppose I would wouldn't I? Well, then, Rainbow? Come on. I have something to show you."

The two made their way across the room to Rarity's workstation. She moved out of the way all the random fabrics and designs and other things that served to hide her secret. The face that she was revealing herself like this made her a bit apprehensive, but the fact that she was doing it in front of a friend made her feel that it was all going to be alright. She just had to make sure no one else found out about her.

When the last of the fabric came up and Rarity cloaked it in her magic, she turned to Rainbow. "Can you keep a secret?"

"Seriously?" Rainbow said as she looked at the block-like object in front of her. "This is what the big secret is? A phone? You make such a big deal out of hiding it from me, cry and plead for me to not pester you about it, and this is what I get? A phone? Lame!"

Rarity was shocked. She had expected a more awed reaction, something of shock, negative even, But instead, she was feeling the emotion that should be on her friend's face at the moment.

"Whatever do you mean, Rainbow Dash. Yes. it's a phone. Is there something wrong with that?"

"Yes, there's something wrong with it! What did you make all that fuss for!"

Rarity looked at Rainbow, and then, it hit her. She facehoofed. "Rainbow, no!"

"No, what?"

"It's not the phone that's the secret! It's what I do with it!"

Rainbow was even more confused now. "...What do you do with it?"

Rarity sighed. "I'm a phmn shmesh oporahm."

"What was that?"

"I'm a phin sem operafim"

"Say that again?"

"Oh my goodness, Rainbow!"

"Well, what did you say?"

"For harmony's sake, I'm a Phone Sex Operator!" Rarity yelled back. There was a long silence. On broken only when Rarity said,

"You're a what?"

Rarity sighed again. She can't believe she thought someone as uncouth as Rainbow would have any idea what this was. "A phone sex operator. I talk with stallions over the phone to help...them...relieve themselves."

"you do?" Rainbow had a look of disgust on her face. Not that Rarity could see it, given her hoof's current position on her face.

"Yes."

"Ew."

"What!? How is such a wonderful job that i'm sure any mare would love to have, 'ew' in any way!"

"you help stallions take dumps?"

Once again, the room was silent. Rarity sighed for the second time. "Cum, Rainbow. I help them cum."

There it was again. Rarity used a dirty talk word. It was still so surprising, even after learning all this.

"You must really like using those words."

"Well, it is how I make a living. I suppose it's become a bit of a habit at this point."

"So...how do you do it?" said Rainbow, interested now.

Rarity was floored once more. She was...interested? In this? It was almost too much to take.

"Really, Rainbow. I-i shouldn't..."

"My friend has a side job that nopony knows about. It's bad enough I have to keep something so simple a secret-"

"Simple! Rainbow if I were to let this information go public, it would ruin my image! I run a boutique for Harmony's sake!"

Rainbow suddenly thought of a devious joke. "Really? Are you sure it wouldn't get you more customers? Stallions like a mare who can do two things at once you know? Lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets and all that. Or in your case, desk."

Rarity considered this. "I...suppose that would be nice."

"Good, then i'll tell all the girls."

Rarity blinked. "WHAT?"

"relax, Rare. It's the girls. You know they wouldn't judge you. I didn't."

"Yes, but you're...different." Rarity said before she could stop herself.

Rainbow gave her a questioning look. "Oh yeah, and how exactly am I different? Huh?"

"Nothing, dear! Nothing at all. I didn't mean it. It was a joke! Yes, it was all a joke. ...ahahaha..."

"It had better be."

A smile played across her face once more. "So, how does it work?"

"You pick up the phone and use you magic to search equestria for those who are in need of our services. The phone number comes to their minds through Luna's mind link and...well...there you have it."

"Whoa. You know Princess Luna?"

"Rainbow, we both know Princess Luna. We're the elements of harmony, remember?"

"Yeah, right. Sorry."

"It's quite alright dear. Would you like to give it a try?"

"Who me?" said Rainbow in surprise.

"Yes. You wanted to know how it works, right? What better way than with hands on experience?" Rarity said, placing her friend's hoof on the phone. It was cool to the touch. Rarity obviously hadn't used it yet.

"I...I guess you're right..."

"I know I am dear. Just ry it won't you? For me?" Rarity said, pouting at her.

There it was. rarity's signature pout. No one could resist its pull. Not even someone as awesome as Rainbow. "...Alright fine, I'll try it. Just...stop pouting alright?"

Rarity did as she was told, and Rainbow picked up the phone, placing it to her ear.

"Hello" came a rough, gravely, yet distinctly female voice.

Rainbow Hesitated, turning to Rarity. "I think it's a mare!" she whispered, making sure to stay well away from the phone.

"Oh no." Rarity whispered back. "Do you think you need my help dear?"

"No, I think I got it." she whispered back, before returning to the phone with a slightly nervous, "Hello?"

"That's what I said. Who is this?"

Rainbow turned back to Rarity, whispering once more. "She asked me who I am."

"Well don't just stand there, introduce yourself!"

Rainbow couldn't help but giggle at her own stupidity.

Unfortunately, the caller on the other end heard it.

"Do I hear giggling? If this is a prank call then I'm hanging up, and if you call back, then I swear i'll-"

"Oh no, no no no no. Don't do that..." She tried to sound calming. "I'm Rainbow Dash. What's your name?"

The other line was silent.

"Excuse me. I asked what your name was." She continued, trying to retain her calming demeanor, lest she awaken the wrath of this rather irratable customer.

"Uh...I'm sorry. What did you say your name was?" the voice on the other line asked.

"Uh...my name...is Rainbow Dash. Is there something wrong?"

"Oh...it's nothing. I'm fine. I just...need to go and...get some air."

"We could stay on the line if you'd like?" Rainbow offered, still trying to remain as calming as she can.

"No no!" said the voice, quickly. "It's fine. I'll call back."

The phone hung up on the other end, and Rainbow set the phone down on its perch. She had a bit of a frown on her face.

"How did it go?" Rarity asked, smiling.

"She seemed a bit busy. And she wouldn't tell me her name."

"Why not?" Rarity said, a worried look on her face.

"I don't know. But after I told her my name, she got all...weird."

"What was her voice like?" Rarity suddenly said.

"What does her voice have to do with anything?"

"I've been doing this a long time, Rainbow. I can tell who a customer is from just their voice. Now, tell me."

"Uh...Well, her voice was a little...rough, and just a bit gravely."

Rarity thought for a second, and then her eyes widened in realization.

"Well then. I can imagine her being a little flustered. It is her after all."

"What do you mean, Rarity? Who is she?" Rainbow asked in confusion.

"Wow. I'm actually surprised you didn't figure it out. Are you sure you don't know?"

"Yes, i'm sure, Rarity. Now, tell me." Rainbow said, getting a small bit annoyed at her friend's vagueness.

"I really am surprised you didn't recognize her Rainbow. Gilda's one of my regulars!"

Rainbow's jaw dropped.

Meanwhile, in Griffonstone, a deep, rough moan could be heard from within the home of a certain griffon.