Rarity The Phone Sex Operator

After the events of the previous night, all Rainbow could think about was how well she did at the show. Not to mention how amazing the Party Pinkie threw her was. She had had a blast. That is until she had to leave to help Apple Jack sate her curiosity and find out about Rarity. Of course, that had been fun in it's own way. Who would've thought that Apple Jack would take to something like that like a unicorn to magic? She was great at it. And to be honest, it made her a little jealous.

She wished she could do that well at it, now that she knew about it. After all, she was an awesome flyer. Why not be an even more awesome PSO? But...after what happened with Gilda she figured she could wait a while before following in Rarity's footsteps.

As she lay on her cloud, looking up into the vast sky above her, a place nopony other than Luna herself knows the full extent of, she thought about everything that had happened since she learned Rarity's secret.

She learned about new, and possibly sexier sides to both her childhood and best friends, she got a starring part in a Wonderbolt's show, had a party in her honor, and had sex twice! And all of this was in the span of a single week. Not to mention two mares had -technically- confessed their love to her during and after these encounters. She suddenly wondered if Pinkie would be into a threesome. Perhaps she would, knowing her. Anything fun and she's all in. Of course, she would probably jump at the chance to be 'all in' two mares at once.

She tried to think of anypony she hadn't told yet. She'd told Pinkie already, so she was out. She'd told Fluttershy, so she was out. Pinkie had told Aj, so she was out. Rainbow made a mental note to go and talk to Pinkie about that. She probably felt horrible for what she did, and she wanted to let the pink party mare know that everything was alright.

It seemed that everypony in her circle of friends knew save one pony. A particularly purple and nerdy pony. It was Twilight.

Rainbow couldn't help imagining Twilight as a PSO. 'She'd probably try to make math sound sexy' she thought, laughing to herself.

She got up off of her cloud -The same cloud from before that she had so embarrassingly marked- and stretched. She had only moments before been sleeping there as usual, trying to sleep off the effects of both the party, and Aj's try at being a PSO.

She would never let her friends know this, but she got a bit flustered herself, when they began speaking. And that was made even worse when she noticed their arousal as well.

She thought of what she should do now that her Wonderbolts business was over and she had time to herself. Should she go race Aj? Try baking with Pinkie? Go back to Fluttershy's and help her with her animals again?

She shuddered at the thought of going back there, what with what happened with the birds and all, but back then, before she had left, Fluttershy assured her that they would not hurt her and that they were not mad at her. Even still, she was a bit reluctant to go just yet.

Then, she had an idea. She could go and find Scootaloo. It had been a while since she paid a proper visit to the little squirt, and she couldn't just leave her little sister by herself like that for too long.

She took to the air, flapping her wings to make sure she was far enough above the cloud before taking off in the direction of the Cutie Mark Crusaders clubhouse.

'I'm coming, Squirt. Hope you're still doing alright.'

She soon landed in the forest, right next to the clearing where Their clubhouse was located. She counted herself lucky that they were there when she got there.

"Hey, Squirt!" she called out to Scootaloo as she made her way up the steps of the club house and into it.

The fuchsia maned filly gave a startled cry and turned around to see her. Her eyes widened and she cried out, "Rainbow Dash!"

"The one and only."

The filly ran towards her heroine and embraced her, only to receive the same in return.

The two let each other go and Scootaloo looked up at Rainbow, saying, "What are you doing here, Rainbow? Don't you have Wonderbolts stuff?"

"Not right now. I finished our first show of the month yesterday. I'm here to see you, Squirt."

"Did you see me in the stands? Did ya, did ya?"

"you know I did, Scoots." She nuzzled her adoptive little sister. She had indeed seen her at the performance. She had been next to Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle, and directly under Apple Jack.

This must have made Scootaloo happy, as she said, "Yay! You were so cool out there!"

"I was, wasn't I?" she said as she put her hooves on her hips in a pose.

"Yep!" All the fillies said at once.

"Yep. I'm amazing..." Rainbow said, grinning. She turned her attention back to Scootaloo.

"So what are you doing?"

"We're trying to figure out who else in Ponyville needs our help."

"Have you had any luck?"

"No...unfortunately..."

"Is there anything I can do to help?" Rainbow asked.

"You...wanna help us?" Sweetie Belle said, looking hopeful.

"Of course I do. I'll be glad to."

The three fillies cheered again as they heard this.

The rest of the day went by quickly, with Rainbow scouring the entirety of Ponyville looking for somepony in need of Cutie Mark help. She saw a mare with a pen for a cutie mark, she saw a mare who was buried under rubble that had fallen on her during a bad construction accident, who she immediately saved. Then, when she was about to run out of options, she spotted a stallion sitting on a stool in front of an easel, apparently crestfallen. She flew down to him.

"Hey there!" she said to him, but he barely registered that she was there.

"What's wrong?" she said, stepping up to the stallion and looking at his easel, which had several paint stains splattered all over it in very artistic looking paterns. Not that Rainbow could tell that.

She was busy staring at it when she heard him say, "Terrible isn't it?"

Rainbow stopped staring and turned her attention to the stallion.

"Nooo...Not at all. It's...amazing?"

The stallion buried his face in his hooves. "I knew you wouldn't like it."

"It's not that I don't like it. It's just that...I can't...tell...what it is?"

"Neither can I!" He screamed, crying now.

Rainbow tried to console him by placing a hoof on his shoulder.

"It's okay...It'll be just fine. I'm sure it's beautiful."

"It's hideous! I know you think so!"

She looked back at the painting, then at him, and thought, 'Can't deny that.'

But she didn't say that out loud of course. "I don't...i swear! It's more like...unique. Like you."

The stallion looked up at her at these words. "You think i'm unique?"

"Yep. And I have some friends who can show you just how unique you are."

Without another word, she scooped him up and flew him off to the Crusaders, where she set him down on the ground in front of them.

"Hey! You found somepony!" said Scootaloo.

"Of course I did. I'm awesome."

"Yeah you are!" Scootaloo screamed.

Rainbow took a moment to bask in the glory of finding a cutie mark problem for the girls to solve before turning back to the now confused looking stallion that sat on his haunches before them.

"Um...who are you three?" The stallion asked the three fillies as he stared blankly back at them.

"We're the cutie mark crusaders!" they all said as one, getting rather close to the poor befuddled stallion that was to be their client.

Rainbow smiled and turned away, opting to leave them to their work and instead find something else to do. She still needed to tell Twilight about Rarity, so why not go do that?

With that set, she flew off and made her way to Twilight's castle.

With a soft 'clop' sound, Rainbow's hooves hit the top step of Castle Friendship, the home, royal palace, and secondary sign of royal status of Twilight Sparkle, current and eternal princess of Friendship. She knocked on the large doors and waited for Twilight to answer.

As expected, a veil of purple magic enveloped the door and out stepped Twilight Sparkle, in all her royal glory.

When Twilight saw Rainbow, her face lit up with a smile. "Oh! Rainbow! It's you! Hi! How is everything?"

"Everything's great, Twi. Oh, wait. I have something to tell you. You're not gonna believe it."

"What is it, Rainbow? Did something good happen?"

"Well...I wouldn't say good, per se...It's more like something...got out."

"Got out? What do you mean? Like a secret?"

"Exactly. Rarity's secret."

"Rarity has a secret?" said Twilight, looking shocked. "No way. She wouldn't keep secrets from us. We're her friends!"

"That's exactly what all the other girls said. Just come with me and i'll show you."

"Alright...but if this is another one of your pranks..."

"It's not, I swear! Just come on. You'll see when you get there."

And so, the two made their way to Rarity's. When they finally got there, Rainbow knocked three times, like always, and waited.

"So, you're telling me, that Rarity, of all mares, has this kind of job. The same mare who cries when she breaks a nail or gets depressed over getting dirt on her hooves? Are we even talking about the same Rarity here?"

"Yep." was all Rainbow responded with as she waited for Rarity to open the door, a wait that didn't last long as the mare had opened the door while they were speaking. Rainbow turned around and was surprised at how fast she had appeared at the door.

"Wow, Rare. That was almost as fast as me."

"Well, you have been bringing the girls over every night since then. I just thought i'd be properly prepared this time."

"Yeah, yeah, okay. You ready?"

"The fabrics are already off, dear. Just come on in."

Twilight was confused now, What did fabrics have to do with this?

"Good." Rainbow said as she walked in, followed closely by a still confused Twilight.

They didn't stop walking until they had reached the back room, where Rarity's phone was indeed uncovered. Twilight on the otherr hand, had seen some fabrics all around the desk it was on. Were the fabrics hiding the phone?

"Well, here it is, Twi. This is the phone I told you about."

"You mean this is the tool Rarity uses for...that?"

"Yes, indeed dear." came Rarity's voice. Twilight looked over to see her trotting over to the two of them.

"I use this to...cater...to my customers."

Twilight put a hoof to her chin in thought. 'If she does this, then wouldn't it be good to know why?' She put her thoughts into words by saying, "Why did you choose this of all things to do?"

Rarity closed her eyes and sighed heavily. "Unfortunately, business has been slow recently for the boutique, and I needed something to do with all this time on my hands."

"So?" said Rainbow and Twilight together, the rainbow maned pegasus now interested as well, given that she never got the reason for her friends strangely vulgar job.

"So, I had a nightmare one night that I would lose the boutique one day if business kept up this way. Luna visited me in my dream and we talked about it. She recommended me this job. She told me she once had this same job back when she was younger, and that it was a good way to earn some extra bits as well."

Twilight was floored. "WHAT?!" she yelled in shock, causing both of her friend's ears to ring at how loud she was. "Luna was a PSO?"

Rarity was smiling now too. "Yep. She said that's where her sister got her the nickname Lulu. She said it was the name she used with her customers."

Twilight was in shock. So much so that her eye twitched. That is until...

"Well, Twilight. Time to get started."

She turned her head to see Rainbow hovering over the phone. The same object Luna used to do the very same thing Rarity was now.

"Who, me?"

"Yes you. Come on. I wanna see how good you are."

"No."

"Come now, darling. Surely it can't be that bad."

"No. I won't do it."

"Why not?"

"It's indecent."

"Darling, surely if I can do it, especially for as long as I have, and I am usually the first to say when something is indecent, surely you can give it just one try.

Twilight considered this a moment before saying, "Well....okay then, fine. If you really want me to."

She gulped, turned back to the phone and away from a smiling Rarity, and trotted up to it, examining it like a specimen under a microscope.

"Quit it with your nerd stuff and just pick up the phone. It'll do the work for you!"

"I am not a nerd!" Twilight yelled back, but she had obviously heard Rainbow, for she said, "So, all I have to do is pick it up?"

"Exactly dear. Just pick it up, put it to your ear and wait. But Rainbow is right. I must confess that I too wish to see your reaction to this."

"Alright, Alright! I'll pick up the phone!" And without further hesitation, she did just that, picking it up and putting it to her ear.

For a moment there was no answer, and Twilight thought that this was all just some elaborate prank of Rainbow's that Rarity just so happened to be in on.

She was about to hang up when a voice on the other end said, "Hello."

Twilight spoke up next, trying to keep the conversation moving so that she wouldn't have to hang up so soon. "Hello there. My name is Twilight. May I ask with whom I am speaking?"

"Yeah you can. This is Raging Blaze."

"Well, hello there Mr. Blaze. It's very nice to meet you. What may I ask are you calling about today?"

"Well, don't you know why i'm calling? I'm calling to get my cock rocked."

Twilight couldn't believe her ears. This stallion was speaking in such a vulgar way to a princess. "Young stallion! You have no right to speak to me that way. I'll have you know that I am Princess of Friendship. I will not be spoken to in such a way."

"Well then. I'm...um...sorry ma'am. I didn't know we couldn't talk dirty. This is a PSO line after all."

Twilight was shocked at her own behavior for a moment. "Yes, I suppose it is. I apologize for my outburst. However, your conduct is sorely lacking if you can talk to me like that."

Twilight could hear a strange panting on the other end.

"Well, how would like me to speak to you, ma'am?"

"Exactly like that, Mr. Blaze. Just be polite is all."

"Yes, ma'am. Whatever you say."

"Good. Now try again."

"I called...to ask you...to please me, ma'am."

"Yes you did. See that wasn't too hard now was it. Or rather, if it wasn't then, I suppose it is now? Am I correct in assuming this?"

"Y-yes, ma'am. You are. I...really like this sort of thing actually."

"Oh. You do? Do you like it when I boss you around?"

"Yes ma'am, I do."

"And will you speak to me with more politeness?"

"Yes, ma'am. Anything."

"Good. Now, on to your punishment. Should I suck you dry? Perhaps you'll listen then, will you?"

"Oh yes, ma'am! I'll definitely listen."

"Good. Then perhaps this will be a reward after all. that is unless you'd rather it not. I'd love to come over and personally give you a lesson in manners."

The stallion was panting pretty hard by now on the other end.

"I'd squeeze those delinquent balls of yours until you came, and then i'd make you clean it up by hand. Or perhaps one of my lessons could teach you how to act. I have a special assignment for you. You won't be able to complete it unless you bring your pencil. I'll even let you use my sharpener if you're lucky. It'll be even worse if you arrive late, so don't be tardy you understand?"

The panting on the other end quickly turned into moans and frantic grunting, and then finally relaxed into panting once more.

"Thanks for that. Maybe I will come to one of those lessons of yours." With that, the call. ended.

Surprisingly, Twilight had done it.

Her friends were surprised as well.

"Wow." said Rarity as she stared at her rather passionate friend, watching as she turned from the phone "Twilight, I...I would've never thought that...you of all mares could be so dominant! Why, I pictured you more as the submissive type than anything else. But, I guess I was wrong."

"Well, I am a princess. A princess has to lead her people, does she not?"

"Yes, but that...that wasn't leading. That was commanding. You were in total control back there. You were like...a dominatrix!"

"I...I guess I was a little harsh..."

"A little?" said Rainbow. "I was afraid of you. and I'm not scared of anything."

"Well...he liked it." said Twilight, blushing now.

"He did?" said Rarity.

"Really?" said Rainbow.

"Yep. He said he was into that sort of thing."

Rarity was silent. That is until she said, "Well then...I guess if that's true then you must have did well."

"Yep. Princess Celestia's lessons really paid off huh?"

Both of them looked at Twilight like she had just knocked them both on their backs.

"WHAT?"