Rarity The Phone Sex Operator

by TheEveryDaySparkle

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Sex, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 16281

Rarity has a secret side job that none of her friends know about. When they find out, they want a piece of the action. But why are they all so bad at it.

Rarity is a phone sex operator. You know, the girls you talk with over the phone to help get you off? Yeah, like that. Her friends don't know. But when Rainbow Dash over hears her and blabs to her friends, they all want a piece of the action. The only problem is that they're so bad at it. But that begs the question, Why is it working? (Comedy starts in second chapter)

Published 2017-04-28 05:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-05-07 00:38:53 UTC

Chapter 5: Twilight Sparkle, The Teacher

After the events of the previous night, all Rainbow could think about was how well she did at the show. Not to mention how amazing the Party Pinkie threw her was. She had had a blast. That is until she had to leave to help Apple Jack sate her curiosity and find out about Rarity. Of course, that had been fun in it's own way. Who would've thought that Apple Jack would take to something like that like a unicorn to magic? She was great at it. And to be honest, it made her a little jealous.

She wished she could do that well at it, now that she knew about it. After all, she was an awesome flyer. Why not be an even more awesome PSO? But...after what happened with Gilda she figured she could wait a while before following in Rarity's footsteps.

As she lay on her cloud, looking up into the vast sky above her, a place nopony other than Luna herself knows the full extent of, she thought about everything that had happened since she learned Rarity's secret.

She learned about new, and possibly sexier sides to both her childhood and best friends, she got a starring part in a Wonderbolt's show, had a party in her honor, and had sex twice! And all of this was in the span of a single week. Not to mention two mares had -technically- confessed their love to her during and after these encounters. She suddenly wondered if Pinkie would be into a threesome. Perhaps she would, knowing her. Anything fun and she's all in. Of course, she would probably jump at the chance to be 'all in' two mares at once.

She tried to think of anypony she hadn't told yet. She'd told Pinkie already, so she was out. She'd told Fluttershy, so she was out. Pinkie had told Aj, so she was out. Rainbow made a mental note to go and talk to Pinkie about that. She probably felt horrible for what she did, and she wanted to let the pink party mare know that everything was alright.

It seemed that everypony in her circle of friends knew save one pony. A particularly purple and nerdy pony. It was Twilight.

Rainbow couldn't help imagining Twilight as a PSO. 'She'd probably try to make math sound sexy' she thought, laughing to herself.

She got up off of her cloud -The same cloud from before that she had so embarrassingly marked- and stretched. She had only moments before been sleeping there as usual, trying to sleep off the effects of both the party, and Aj's try at being a PSO.

She would never let her friends know this, but she got a bit flustered herself, when they began speaking. And that was made even worse when she noticed their arousal as well.

She thought of what she should do now that her Wonderbolts business was over and she had time to herself. Should she go race Aj? Try baking with Pinkie? Go back to Fluttershy's and help her with her animals again?

She shuddered at the thought of going back there, what with what happened with the birds and all, but back then, before she had left, Fluttershy assured her that they would not hurt her and that they were not mad at her. Even still, she was a bit reluctant to go just yet.

Then, she had an idea. She could go and find Scootaloo. It had been a while since she paid a proper visit to the little squirt, and she couldn't just leave her little sister by herself like that for too long.

She took to the air, flapping her wings to make sure she was far enough above the cloud before taking off in the direction of the Cutie Mark Crusaders clubhouse.

'I'm coming, Squirt. Hope you're still doing alright.'

She soon landed in the forest, right next to the clearing where Their clubhouse was located. She counted herself lucky that they were there when she got there.

"Hey, Squirt!" she called out to Scootaloo as she made her way up the steps of the club house and into it.

The fuchsia maned filly gave a startled cry and turned around to see her. Her eyes widened and she cried out, "Rainbow Dash!"

"The one and only."

The filly ran towards her heroine and embraced her, only to receive the same in return.

The two let each other go and Scootaloo looked up at Rainbow, saying, "What are you doing here, Rainbow? Don't you have Wonderbolts stuff?"

"Not right now. I finished our first show of the month yesterday. I'm here to see you, Squirt."

"Did you see me in the stands? Did ya, did ya?"

"you know I did, Scoots." She nuzzled her adoptive little sister. She had indeed seen her at the performance. She had been next to Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle, and directly under Apple Jack.

This must have made Scootaloo happy, as she said, "Yay! You were so cool out there!"

"I was, wasn't I?" she said as she put her hooves on her hips in a pose.

"Yep!" All the fillies said at once.

"Yep. I'm amazing..." Rainbow said, grinning. She turned her attention back to Scootaloo.

"So what are you doing?"

"We're trying to figure out who else in Ponyville needs our help."

"Have you had any luck?"

"No...unfortunately..."

"Is there anything I can do to help?" Rainbow asked.

"You...wanna help us?" Sweetie Belle said, looking hopeful.

"Of course I do. I'll be glad to."

The three fillies cheered again as they heard this.

The rest of the day went by quickly, with Rainbow scouring the entirety of Ponyville looking for somepony in need of Cutie Mark help. She saw a mare with a pen for a cutie mark, she saw a mare who was buried under rubble that had fallen on her during a bad construction accident, who she immediately saved. Then, when she was about to run out of options, she spotted a stallion sitting on a stool in front of an easel, apparently crestfallen. She flew down to him.

"Hey there!" she said to him, but he barely registered that she was there.

"What's wrong?" she said, stepping up to the stallion and looking at his easel, which had several paint stains splattered all over it in very artistic looking paterns. Not that Rainbow could tell that.

She was busy staring at it when she heard him say, "Terrible isn't it?"

Rainbow stopped staring and turned her attention to the stallion.

"Nooo...Not at all. It's...amazing?"

The stallion buried his face in his hooves. "I knew you wouldn't like it."

"It's not that I don't like it. It's just that...I can't...tell...what it is?"

"Neither can I!" He screamed, crying now.

Rainbow tried to console him by placing a hoof on his shoulder.

"It's okay...It'll be just fine. I'm sure it's beautiful."

"It's hideous! I know you think so!"

She looked back at the painting, then at him, and thought, 'Can't deny that.'

But she didn't say that out loud of course. "I don't...i swear! It's more like...unique. Like you."

The stallion looked up at her at these words. "You think i'm unique?"

"Yep. And I have some friends who can show you just how unique you are."

Without another word, she scooped him up and flew him off to the Crusaders, where she set him down on the ground in front of them.

"Hey! You found somepony!" said Scootaloo.

"Of course I did. I'm awesome."

"Yeah you are!" Scootaloo screamed.

Rainbow took a moment to bask in the glory of finding a cutie mark problem for the girls to solve before turning back to the now confused looking stallion that sat on his haunches before them.

"Um...who are you three?" The stallion asked the three fillies as he stared blankly back at them.

"We're the cutie mark crusaders!" they all said as one, getting rather close to the poor befuddled stallion that was to be their client.

Rainbow smiled and turned away, opting to leave them to their work and instead find something else to do. She still needed to tell Twilight about Rarity, so why not go do that?

With that set, she flew off and made her way to Twilight's castle.

With a soft 'clop' sound, Rainbow's hooves hit the top step of Castle Friendship, the home, royal palace, and secondary sign of royal status of Twilight Sparkle, current and eternal princess of Friendship. She knocked on the large doors and waited for Twilight to answer.

As expected, a veil of purple magic enveloped the door and out stepped Twilight Sparkle, in all her royal glory.

When Twilight saw Rainbow, her face lit up with a smile. "Oh! Rainbow! It's you! Hi! How is everything?"

"Everything's great, Twi. Oh, wait. I have something to tell you. You're not gonna believe it."

"What is it, Rainbow? Did something good happen?"

"Well...I wouldn't say good, per se...It's more like something...got out."

"Got out? What do you mean? Like a secret?"

"Exactly. Rarity's secret."

"Rarity has a secret?" said Twilight, looking shocked. "No way. She wouldn't keep secrets from us. We're her friends!"

"That's exactly what all the other girls said. Just come with me and i'll show you."

"Alright...but if this is another one of your pranks..."

"It's not, I swear! Just come on. You'll see when you get there."

And so, the two made their way to Rarity's. When they finally got there, Rainbow knocked three times, like always, and waited.

"So, you're telling me, that Rarity, of all mares, has this kind of job. The same mare who cries when she breaks a nail or gets depressed over getting dirt on her hooves? Are we even talking about the same Rarity here?"

"Yep." was all Rainbow responded with as she waited for Rarity to open the door, a wait that didn't last long as the mare had opened the door while they were speaking. Rainbow turned around and was surprised at how fast she had appeared at the door.

"Wow, Rare. That was almost as fast as me."

"Well, you have been bringing the girls over every night since then. I just thought i'd be properly prepared this time."

"Yeah, yeah, okay. You ready?"

"The fabrics are already off, dear. Just come on in."

Twilight was confused now, What did fabrics have to do with this?

"Good." Rainbow said as she walked in, followed closely by a still confused Twilight.

They didn't stop walking until they had reached the back room, where Rarity's phone was indeed uncovered. Twilight on the otherr hand, had seen some fabrics all around the desk it was on. Were the fabrics hiding the phone?

"Well, here it is, Twi. This is the phone I told you about."

"You mean this is the tool Rarity uses for...that?"

"Yes, indeed dear." came Rarity's voice. Twilight looked over to see her trotting over to the two of them.

"I use this to...cater...to my customers."

Twilight put a hoof to her chin in thought. 'If she does this, then wouldn't it be good to know why?' She put her thoughts into words by saying, "Why did you choose this of all things to do?"

Rarity closed her eyes and sighed heavily. "Unfortunately, business has been slow recently for the boutique, and I needed something to do with all this time on my hands."

"So?" said Rainbow and Twilight together, the rainbow maned pegasus now interested as well, given that she never got the reason for her friends strangely vulgar job.

"So, I had a nightmare one night that I would lose the boutique one day if business kept up this way. Luna visited me in my dream and we talked about it. She recommended me this job. She told me she once had this same job back when she was younger, and that it was a good way to earn some extra bits as well."

Twilight was floored. "WHAT?!" she yelled in shock, causing both of her friend's ears to ring at how loud she was. "Luna was a PSO?"

Rarity was smiling now too. "Yep. She said that's where her sister got her the nickname Lulu. She said it was the name she used with her customers."

Twilight was in shock. So much so that her eye twitched. That is until...

"Well, Twilight. Time to get started."

She turned her head to see Rainbow hovering over the phone. The same object Luna used to do the very same thing Rarity was now.

"Who, me?"

"Yes you. Come on. I wanna see how good you are."

"No."

"Come now, darling. Surely it can't be that bad."

"No. I won't do it."

"Why not?"

"It's indecent."

"Darling, surely if I can do it, especially for as long as I have, and I am usually the first to say when something is indecent, surely you can give it just one try.

Twilight considered this a moment before saying, "Well....okay then, fine. If you really want me to."

She gulped, turned back to the phone and away from a smiling Rarity, and trotted up to it, examining it like a specimen under a microscope.

"Quit it with your nerd stuff and just pick up the phone. It'll do the work for you!"

"I am not a nerd!" Twilight yelled back, but she had obviously heard Rainbow, for she said, "So, all I have to do is pick it up?"

"Exactly dear. Just pick it up, put it to your ear and wait. But Rainbow is right. I must confess that I too wish to see your reaction to this."

"Alright, Alright! I'll pick up the phone!" And without further hesitation, she did just that, picking it up and putting it to her ear.

For a moment there was no answer, and Twilight thought that this was all just some elaborate prank of Rainbow's that Rarity just so happened to be in on.

She was about to hang up when a voice on the other end said, "Hello."

Twilight spoke up next, trying to keep the conversation moving so that she wouldn't have to hang up so soon. "Hello there. My name is Twilight. May I ask with whom I am speaking?"

"Yeah you can. This is Raging Blaze."

"Well, hello there Mr. Blaze. It's very nice to meet you. What may I ask are you calling about today?"

"Well, don't you know why i'm calling? I'm calling to get my cock rocked."

Twilight couldn't believe her ears. This stallion was speaking in such a vulgar way to a princess. "Young stallion! You have no right to speak to me that way. I'll have you know that I am Princess of Friendship. I will not be spoken to in such a way."

"Well then. I'm...um...sorry ma'am. I didn't know we couldn't talk dirty. This is a PSO line after all."

Twilight was shocked at her own behavior for a moment. "Yes, I suppose it is. I apologize for my outburst. However, your conduct is sorely lacking if you can talk to me like that."

Twilight could hear a strange panting on the other end.

"Well, how would like me to speak to you, ma'am?"

"Exactly like that, Mr. Blaze. Just be polite is all."

"Yes, ma'am. Whatever you say."

"Good. Now try again."

"I called...to ask you...to please me, ma'am."

"Yes you did. See that wasn't too hard now was it. Or rather, if it wasn't then, I suppose it is now? Am I correct in assuming this?"

"Y-yes, ma'am. You are. I...really like this sort of thing actually."

"Oh. You do? Do you like it when I boss you around?"

"Yes ma'am, I do."

"And will you speak to me with more politeness?"

"Yes, ma'am. Anything."

"Good. Now, on to your punishment. Should I suck you dry? Perhaps you'll listen then, will you?"

"Oh yes, ma'am! I'll definitely listen."

"Good. Then perhaps this will be a reward after all. that is unless you'd rather it not. I'd love to come over and personally give you a lesson in manners."

The stallion was panting pretty hard by now on the other end.

"I'd squeeze those delinquent balls of yours until you came, and then i'd make you clean it up by hand. Or perhaps one of my lessons could teach you how to act. I have a special assignment for you. You won't be able to complete it unless you bring your pencil. I'll even let you use my sharpener if you're lucky. It'll be even worse if you arrive late, so don't be tardy you understand?"

The panting on the other end quickly turned into moans and frantic grunting, and then finally relaxed into panting once more.

"Thanks for that. Maybe I will come to one of those lessons of yours." With that, the call. ended.

Surprisingly, Twilight had done it.

Her friends were surprised as well.

"Wow." said Rarity as she stared at her rather passionate friend, watching as she turned from the phone "Twilight, I...I would've never thought that...you of all mares could be so dominant! Why, I pictured you more as the submissive type than anything else. But, I guess I was wrong."

"Well, I am a princess. A princess has to lead her people, does she not?"

"Yes, but that...that wasn't leading. That was commanding. You were in total control back there. You were like...a dominatrix!"

"I...I guess I was a little harsh..."

"A little?" said Rainbow. "I was afraid of you. and I'm not scared of anything."

"Well...he liked it." said Twilight, blushing now.

"He did?" said Rarity.

"Really?" said Rainbow.

"Yep. He said he was into that sort of thing."

Rarity was silent. That is until she said, "Well then...I guess if that's true then you must have did well."

"Yep. Princess Celestia's lessons really paid off huh?"

Both of them looked at Twilight like she had just knocked them both on their backs.

"WHAT?"

Prologue: The New Customer

Prologue: The New Customer

Rarity's smile widened. Everything was in place. She was in her sexiest -and most fashionable- nightgown, the lights were low, and the moonlight shone brilliantly in her window, illuminating the pristine workstation that held her...secret. She had never told her friends about this, and she most certainly never told Sweetie Belle. Celestia knows what that might do to her poor innocence if she found out that her sister had a job like...this.

She sat at her workstation and placed a hoof on a rather block-like object that sat in front of her on the clean wood of her work desk. She began stroking it from side to side slowly, as if petting a loyal animal, and then gave it a quick tap. After which she began tapping her hoof on the device several more times, only to pick it up from its perch and place it back down.These actions may seem simple and mundane, but they made up a sort of ritual for the white fashion mare. Without these little quirks of hers, she wouldn't be able to properly do her job, she felt.

She took a deep breath, and let it out slowly. Then, at last, she picked up the phone and placed it to her ear, Patiently awaiting what she knew would inevitably come next. Her first call of the night. She waited a few more moments, and then, as if on cue the phone rang.

"Hello?" said a masculine voice on the other end. Rarity's smile returned to her face, but this time, it was on of eagerness, and not just happiness. She loved pleasing customers and hearing their lustful reactions to her sultry tone as she spoke to them about "things a lady should never say in public" as she always put it. In fact, the very thought was already making her a bit wet down there. This was good. The more in the mood she was, the more she could please her customers, and pleased customers meant possible regulars. Possible regulars meant more money.

She put on her best sexy voice and spoke to the amazingly patient stallion on the other end, one hoof patiently awaiting the chance to pleasure herself as she spoke to him.

"Yes, hello, darling. Forgive me for being so forward, but, are you a new customer with this service?"

"Yes?" came the stallion's reply. His deep raspy voice almost made Rarity start touching herself on the spot, but it wouldn't be right of her to already be on the verge of climax while her customer was still unsatisfied. "Very unlike a lady." She silently said to herself, but due to her proximity to the phone, her customer heard her, though it was only a mumble n his ears.

"What was that?"

"Oh nothing dear." came her quick reply, as she was a bit startled that he had heard her. "Now, how did you find us, dear?" she saw an opportunity here to initiate her plan and give him hints to her intentions. "Were you being a naughty boy?"

The stallion laughed lightly in that intoxicating voice once more. Oh how good she felt right now! "I guess I was."

"Oh? So you weren't looking for a...'relaxing night'...with us?" she was buttering him up now. She was sure he understood the innuendo behind her words. And his next words to her made her even more sure of it.

"mmmm....maybe?"

She had him. She understood what that maybe meant. It was 'that' kind of maybe. The kind of maybe that told of guilt and embarrassment. She knew exactly what to do from here. One satisfied customer, coming right up! She put on her sultry voice once more, her hoof now pressing ever so lightly against her clit.

"It's quite alright dear. There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone gets a little 'pent up' every now and then. That's why we're here." She laid one last innuendo on him to get him focused on his more...private...areas, before saying,

"What's your name, darling?"

The stallion answered in his deep raspy voice again. Rarity's hoof moved closer to her marehood. "Thunder Heart."

"Well, Thunder Heart, darling, My name is Rarity. How do you feel?"

"A little...tight..." he said to her, in a less composed voice than before. She knew what that pause meant. He was horny. And he was ready to begin. She pressed harder on her clit and let out a shuddering breath as she said,

"It's fine. Just...pull them down dear. We're all friends here. Besides...I know you want to..."

The stallion let out another slight laugh as his voice returned for a moment to its previous deepness. "You knew...did you?" He let out a shuddering breath that matched hers. He was in the midst of masturbating. she could tell. It was only a faint sign, but it was an accurate one.

"Of course I did, dear, it's what I specialize in. Besides, I want to...too." She raised her voice on that last word and allowed a breathy sigh to escape her lips, further cluing the stallion in to her own arousal.

This seemed to help him along as well, as he began to talk dirty right back to her. "Oh you want to do you? Nnn....naughty mare."

Rarity was well along in her own masturbation as well. "Yes...that's right. Rarity's a naughty mare. She's your...naughty mare."

The stallion gave a haughty laugh that made her smile. She had made him happy. How wonderful.

"So you're mine are you? Well then, tell me...nnn...how much you want me..."

Rarity didn't hesitate for a second. Her back legs quivered, finally letting her realize that she had gone from sitting down, to standing up, one hoof resting on the edge of the work desk as she teased and prodded her dripping marehood. "I want you so much right now...I want you inside me..."

The stallion laughed again, but it was barely audible over his increased panting. "Hahhh...hah....hahhh...hehe."

"You do, do you?...hahhh...Do you want me...to cum?"

Once again, rarity wasted no time in answering. "Oh yes, please do...I can only imagine how much you've been storing up in those big, plump juicy balls of yours. Just let it all out, darling. You can even imagine i'm there with you. Licking...stroking...sucking you dry until the very last drop."

These words alone had almost sent Rarity over the edge. She had to rein herself in just a bit in order to not spoil it for him. But she was still soaking wet and her marehood shivered as it remained on the edge of sweet, sweet release.

Apparently, those words had triggered something in Thunder Heart as well, for he was no longer talking to her. For a while the only sound that could be heard was frantic panting and moaning on the other end. Then, he spoke up, saying, in a rushed and tense tone,

"Here it comes, I'm gonna...!"

As if on cue Rarity sped up her half-hearted motions on her clit, returning at once to the lustful mare so many stallions had come to know.

With a loud, unrestrained moan of pleasure from one end, and a grunt of pure, animal bliss from the other, they both climaxed at the same time, both breathing hard and sweating bullets. They were satisfied.

"Hahh...Thanks...for that..." came the stallion's voice on the other end.

"No, thank you, dear Thunder Heart. You certainly know how to please a lady." said Rarity in response.

"Yeah...I guess so. Hey. Before I go...could I...maybe...hear from you again? You know, like this?" Thunder quickly asked.

"Of course, darling. Like I said, that's what we're here for."

With a final goodbye and a heavy sigh, the two hung up. And the call ended.

Rarity looked up at the moon, still shining in the sky, although its glow had diminished due to its being lower than before.

She smiled to herself, laying back in her chair. She had made a customer happy. And she had gotten a regular out of it too! Oh, it was enough to make her jump for joy. But she was a lady. And she was a very tired lady at the moment.

She got up, and went upstairs to her room, where she slept the rest of the night away. She may be a lady, but she was also a horny one, and one thing was for sure. She loved her job.

Chapter 1: Rainbow Dash, The Awesome One

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes slowly. She was still a bit sleepy from having just awakened, and so she didn't really feel like getting up. Still, she was a weather pony, and a wonderbolt at that, so she knew she had to get up today.

Still, even as she wiped the sleep from her eyes and looked out over the cloud she had been sleeping so deeply on only moments before, down to the bustling town of ponyville, there was only one thing on her mind.

Rarity.

It wasn't as if anything bad had happened. Well, at least not yet anyway. But she was still a bit worried.

Before she had gone to sleep for the night, she noticed the fact that Rarity's lights were still on deep into the night. At first she found it weird. But, being a fashion designer, Rarity did have a job, and that job came with demands just like any other. Maybe she was just working late again?

Before going off to sleep, Rainbow had told herself that she would visit Rarity and give her a gift. Something to take her mind off the stress she must have been feeling from working so late when she should be getting what she called her "beauty sleep."

With that thought in mind, she took flight, and with a single dash downward, she was on the ground in the center of the market. She looked around carefully for a shop that was selling something she could give to her friend.

When she spotted a cake shop, she went over to it. After some careful deliberation, she made her purchase and began her walk to Rarity's boutique.

It sucked that she couldn't just fly there, as walking made her feel...well, slow, but she couldn't risk ruining the cake. Especially before she even got to Rarity's place.

She continued to make her way down the dirt path that led through the town until she came across the house she was looking for.

She trotted up to the door and knocked three times, just to let her know she was there. She stepped back and waited for Rarity to answer, but...none came.

Rainbow gave a questioning look as she thought of what could be keeping Rarity. Maybe she was busy, or working with something loud as to where she couldn't hear her?

She knocked again. Three more times. She waited. Still no answer. This...was getting weird. Maybe she wasn't home? She did have a boutique in Manehattan to contend with. But that place was managed by Sassy Saddles now, so she wouldn't be there, would she?

And if that was the case, then what was she doing now?

She went for another three knocks on the door, just to make sure Rarity was there, and could in fact, hear her. But, when she went to knock again, she heard something that made her ears perk up in surprise.

She pressed her ear to the door to listen in further. What she heard, shocked her.

"Oh...my, Thunder Heart darling, you must be rock hard by now...I'm...dripping wet as well."

Was that Rarity's voice? And what was she doing? Was she talking dirty talk?

A blush played across Rainbow's face as she listened. She knew about dirty talk. She herself had teased many a stallion with her feminine wiles.

But this? This was Rarity. The mare who scoffed at Rainbow's dangerous stunts and refused to even utter a single word of what she called "unladylike phrases."

Rainbow was in shock. So much so that it took her a moment to collect herself in order to listen for more.

The voice on the other end, this...Thunder Heart, seemed to have answered her previous statement, as she said, "Oh dear, I wonder just how big you are under all those clothes of yours. How about you..take them off?"

Oh god. Had Rainbow just heard what she thought she heard? Did Rarity just talk about a stallion's.... Rainbow couldn't even bring herself to utter the words as she felt her breath quicken, her heart pound in her chest, and her legs get wet with slight arousal. Those words, along with Rarity's previous statement about her marehood, Rainbow was having a hard time controlling herself.

After taking a moment to collect herself, Rainbow knocked again. She couldn't let her hormones get in the way of what she came here to do. She steeled herself and waited patiently for Rarity's answer...or lack thereof.

Suddenly, the talking stopped. Rainbow put an ear to the door once more, only to hear, "I'm terribly sorry darling. I tried to tell you we couldn't do it in the daytime." The voice must have replie again, because then she said, "I have a visitor now. See you tonight?"

She heard a click, and a happy and cheerful, "Coming dear!"

Rainbow steeped back form the door to avoid both getting found out for eavesdropping, and to not get hit in the muzzle by the door.

Rarity came to the door with a smile on her face.

"Ah! Rainbow Dash! How wonderful! Do come in, won't you?"

With that she turned around and led the way inside her home, all the while giving Rainbow Dash an eyeful of her marehood.

She was indeed, dripping wet. A sudden joke came to Rainbow's mind. 'Cumming, indeed.'

She followed Rarity inside and her attention was suddenly brought back to the cake, which was tipping over in her hooves.

She quickly caught it and set it down on the table in the center of the room.

These actions caught the attention of Rarity. Whose eyes lit up at the sight of the cake.

"Is that a...chocolate cake? Did you bring me a...chocolate cake?"

Rainbow blushed again, embarrassed now. "Yeah...I...thought you would need a little pick me up after, ya know...all your hard work."

Rarity beamed at her. "Oh, Rainbow, how thoughtful of you!" She exclaimed, hugging her friend tightly.

Rainbow however, had a problem with this. Rarity was so close that the scent of her arousal was causing certain...problems....down below.

"Uh...yeah. You're welcome and all that." Then, she had an idea. This was the perfect time to ask about...whatever that was.

"Hey, Rarity um...about that. Who's...Thunder Heart?"

Rarity stopped. Her face fell from a smile of joy, to an expression of panic. She had heard. Somepony had heard. And what's worse, of all ponies who could've heard her little exchange, it had to be Rainbow Dash. The pony known for her pranks and practical jokes.

Would she tell everypony? Oh, what should she do!?

Her dilemma must have shown on her face, because Rainbow said, "Uh...Rarity. You okay?"

Rarity seemed to come back to reality at that, as she said, "Oh...it's nothing dear. I'm...perfectly fine!"

"Really? You don't look fine to-"

"I SAID I'M FINE!" yelled Rarity, causing Rainbow's mane to be blown back.

"Well, alright then, i guess..." came Rainbow's reply as she tried to straighten out her mane, which had been blown every which way by Rarity's scream. "I'll...see you later... Enjoy the cake."

With that, Rainbow made to leave, only to be stopped by Rarity, who said, "Wait, Rainbow, I'm sorry. I...I didn't mean to yell at you. It's just that...well..."

"It's just what?" came Rainbow's inquiry.

"well, you see, it's...complicated..."

"Complicated how? Come on, you cane tell me. We're friends, right?"

"Exactly, Rainbow."

"Wait, what?" rainbow said, truly confused now.

"It's because we're friends that I can't tell you. You'd...never believe me...and you'd be appalled." said Rarity, sobbing now.

"I'd never be appa...app...apple...whatever! All I know is that if my friend is crying, and I don't know what I need to do to stop it. So tell me."

She had been flying at this point, and now she came down to hug her friend.

"Tell me, Rarity. Please."

Rarity sniffled. "Oh, Rainbow Dash, what would I do without you?"

"Mmm...cry like a baby." came her joke reply.

"Ahahahaha! I suppose I would wouldn't I? Well, then, Rainbow? Come on. I have something to show you."

The two made their way across the room to Rarity's workstation. She moved out of the way all the random fabrics and designs and other things that served to hide her secret. The face that she was revealing herself like this made her a bit apprehensive, but the fact that she was doing it in front of a friend made her feel that it was all going to be alright. She just had to make sure no one else found out about her.

When the last of the fabric came up and Rarity cloaked it in her magic, she turned to Rainbow. "Can you keep a secret?"

"Seriously?" Rainbow said as she looked at the block-like object in front of her. "This is what the big secret is? A phone? You make such a big deal out of hiding it from me, cry and plead for me to not pester you about it, and this is what I get? A phone? Lame!"

Rarity was shocked. She had expected a more awed reaction, something of shock, negative even, But instead, she was feeling the emotion that should be on her friend's face at the moment.

"Whatever do you mean, Rainbow Dash. Yes. it's a phone. Is there something wrong with that?"

"Yes, there's something wrong with it! What did you make all that fuss for!"

Rarity looked at Rainbow, and then, it hit her. She facehoofed. "Rainbow, no!"

"No, what?"

"It's not the phone that's the secret! It's what I do with it!"

Rainbow was even more confused now. "...What do you do with it?"

Rarity sighed. "I'm a phmn shmesh oporahm."

"What was that?"

"I'm a phin sem operafim"

"Say that again?"

"Oh my goodness, Rainbow!"

"Well, what did you say?"

"For harmony's sake, I'm a Phone Sex Operator!" Rarity yelled back. There was a long silence. On broken only when Rarity said,

"You're a what?"

Rarity sighed again. She can't believe she thought someone as uncouth as Rainbow would have any idea what this was. "A phone sex operator. I talk with stallions over the phone to help...them...relieve themselves."

"you do?" Rainbow had a look of disgust on her face. Not that Rarity could see it, given her hoof's current position on her face.

"Yes."

"Ew."

"What!? How is such a wonderful job that i'm sure any mare would love to have, 'ew' in any way!"

"you help stallions take dumps?"

Once again, the room was silent. Rarity sighed for the second time. "Cum, Rainbow. I help them cum."

There it was again. Rarity used a dirty talk word. It was still so surprising, even after learning all this.

"You must really like using those words."

"Well, it is how I make a living. I suppose it's become a bit of a habit at this point."

"So...how do you do it?" said Rainbow, interested now.

Rarity was floored once more. She was...interested? In this? It was almost too much to take.

"Really, Rainbow. I-i shouldn't..."

"My friend has a side job that nopony knows about. It's bad enough I have to keep something so simple a secret-"

"Simple! Rainbow if I were to let this information go public, it would ruin my image! I run a boutique for Harmony's sake!"

Rainbow suddenly thought of a devious joke. "Really? Are you sure it wouldn't get you more customers? Stallions like a mare who can do two things at once you know? Lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets and all that. Or in your case, desk."

Rarity considered this. "I...suppose that would be nice."

"Good, then i'll tell all the girls."

Rarity blinked. "WHAT?"

"relax, Rare. It's the girls. You know they wouldn't judge you. I didn't."

"Yes, but you're...different." Rarity said before she could stop herself.

Rainbow gave her a questioning look. "Oh yeah, and how exactly am I different? Huh?"

"Nothing, dear! Nothing at all. I didn't mean it. It was a joke! Yes, it was all a joke. ...ahahaha..."

"It had better be."

A smile played across her face once more. "So, how does it work?"

"You pick up the phone and use you magic to search equestria for those who are in need of our services. The phone number comes to their minds through Luna's mind link and...well...there you have it."

"Whoa. You know Princess Luna?"

"Rainbow, we both know Princess Luna. We're the elements of harmony, remember?"

"Yeah, right. Sorry."

"It's quite alright dear. Would you like to give it a try?"

"Who me?" said Rainbow in surprise.

"Yes. You wanted to know how it works, right? What better way than with hands on experience?" Rarity said, placing her friend's hoof on the phone. It was cool to the touch. Rarity obviously hadn't used it yet.

"I...I guess you're right..."

"I know I am dear. Just ry it won't you? For me?" Rarity said, pouting at her.

There it was. rarity's signature pout. No one could resist its pull. Not even someone as awesome as Rainbow. "...Alright fine, I'll try it. Just...stop pouting alright?"

Rarity did as she was told, and Rainbow picked up the phone, placing it to her ear.

"Hello" came a rough, gravely, yet distinctly female voice.

Rainbow Hesitated, turning to Rarity. "I think it's a mare!" she whispered, making sure to stay well away from the phone.

"Oh no." Rarity whispered back. "Do you think you need my help dear?"

"No, I think I got it." she whispered back, before returning to the phone with a slightly nervous, "Hello?"

"That's what I said. Who is this?"

Rainbow turned back to Rarity, whispering once more. "She asked me who I am."

"Well don't just stand there, introduce yourself!"

Rainbow couldn't help but giggle at her own stupidity.

Unfortunately, the caller on the other end heard it.

"Do I hear giggling? If this is a prank call then I'm hanging up, and if you call back, then I swear i'll-"

"Oh no, no no no no. Don't do that..." She tried to sound calming. "I'm Rainbow Dash. What's your name?"

The other line was silent.

"Excuse me. I asked what your name was." She continued, trying to retain her calming demeanor, lest she awaken the wrath of this rather irratable customer.

"Uh...I'm sorry. What did you say your name was?" the voice on the other line asked.

"Uh...my name...is Rainbow Dash. Is there something wrong?"

"Oh...it's nothing. I'm fine. I just...need to go and...get some air."

"We could stay on the line if you'd like?" Rainbow offered, still trying to remain as calming as she can.

"No no!" said the voice, quickly. "It's fine. I'll call back."

The phone hung up on the other end, and Rainbow set the phone down on its perch. She had a bit of a frown on her face.

"How did it go?" Rarity asked, smiling.

"She seemed a bit busy. And she wouldn't tell me her name."

"Why not?" Rarity said, a worried look on her face.

"I don't know. But after I told her my name, she got all...weird."

"What was her voice like?" Rarity suddenly said.

"What does her voice have to do with anything?"

"I've been doing this a long time, Rainbow. I can tell who a customer is from just their voice. Now, tell me."

"Uh...Well, her voice was a little...rough, and just a bit gravely."

Rarity thought for a second, and then her eyes widened in realization.

"Well then. I can imagine her being a little flustered. It is her after all."

"What do you mean, Rarity? Who is she?" Rainbow asked in confusion.

"Wow. I'm actually surprised you didn't figure it out. Are you sure you don't know?"

"Yes, i'm sure, Rarity. Now, tell me." Rainbow said, getting a small bit annoyed at her friend's vagueness.

"I really am surprised you didn't recognize her Rainbow. Gilda's one of my regulars!"

Rainbow's jaw dropped.

Meanwhile, in Griffonstone, a deep, rough moan could be heard from within the home of a certain griffon.

Chapter 2: Pinkie Pie, The 'Sweet' One

After the...incident...over at Rarity's, Rainbow needed some time to take her mind off of what she had heard. She flew up to a cloud and lay on it, trying to clear her mind. But, now matter what she tried, she couldn't get the thought of...that...out of her head.

To think that Gilda of all people would be doing stuff like that. Much less be into stuff like that either way. And Rarity had said she was one of her regulars!

She couldn't help thinking of what her friend usually does when talking with Rarity. She imagined them having a nice pleasant conversation, which would slowly turn more and more naughty as time went on.

Rarity would comment on her breasts, Gilda would comment on her ass, and then, when the both of them are sufficiently wet, Rarity would take the lead, in total control of the situation as she made the griffon strip nude and finger herself, or perhaps play with her ass. Rarity in return would squeeze her breasts and press more and more against her clit...

These thoughts caused Rainbow a great deal of shame. How dare she think of her childhood friend in such a naughty way! But, even as she struggled with her hormones, trying desperately to contain the rush of pleasure brought about by her wandering imagination, she couldn't help doing it even more.

She thought of them being closer, able to feel the other's skin, touch each others' bodies. She thought of Rarity, taking control and pushing the griffon to the ground, forcibly kissing her into submission as she pressed a hoof against her dripping clit, moving it in circles and sending her lover to the very edge of climax, only to remove her hoof from her clit and instead use it to press and tease her breasts.

All the while the subjugated griffon would moan and blush furiously, watching as Rarity moved away from her breasts and back down to her clit, licking and sucking and teasing her there.

Then and only then would she begin to invade her walls with a hoof, pressing it deep inside and pumping it like a piston until she reached climax.

Rainbow stopped herself from thinking about it all, trying her absolute best not to let herself be swept up by her hormones and masturbate right there on the cloud. But, as she laid down on the cloud, she felt a familiar wetness between her legs.

'Aww, man!' She thought as she got up and lifted into the air just above the cloud. It was due to rain later today, and she would have to clean out this cloud. She didn't want her juices falling down onto anypony's head.

She flew back a few feet, and then flew in a quickly tightening circle around the cloud, causing it to roll up and wring itself out as she did so. Better on the ground than in the air where it can fall on somepony's head.

She breathed a sigh of relief, but her peace of mind was short lived as she heard a familiar perky voice behind her.

"Hi Dashie!" said the voice.

Rainbow jumped, or rather flew, a few more feet into the air. Only when she returned to her previous position did she even take the time to answer her. "Hey, Pinkie!"

"So what'cha up to?" came Pinkie's voice again, its happy, cheery tone making Rainbow relax a bit.

"Not much. Just...hangin' out. ...What about you pinkie?"

"Oh my gosh! I'm so glad you asked!" She suddenly yelled. "I've been having so much fun today!"

This, again, caused Rainbow to fly another few feet into the air. She came back down once more, glaring daggers at Pinkie, who gave a nervous smile, sweating a bit at her friend's gaze.

"Hehe...sorry."

"Oh...it's alright!" came Rainbow's reply as she hugged her friend. but then she realized something. She was in the air, so how could...

""Uhh...Pinkie? How are you up here?"

Pinkie gave a slight giggle. "Oh that's right!" She suddenly grabbed Rainbow and they both fell to the ground. Rainbow was sure she had at least a concussion, but when she opened her eyes from the sudden drop she had encountered, she felt no pain.

Turns out, pinkie's body was retracting back down to the ground from where it was...stretched out? Rainbow looked at Pinkie, a questioning look at her face, but all she got in return was a small shrug and a mumbled, "I dunno."

When they finally reached the ground, Rainbow started up the conversation once more.

"So, what kind of fun have you had today?"

Pinkie's eyes lit up again and she went off like a talking bomb.

"Well, first I made my deliveries, then I took a walk around Ponyville, then I went to see Princess Celestia. Let's see, what else? Ooh! I saw Maud! She was just walking along when we kinda...bumped into each other. Well, I bumped into her and then we had this whole awkward 'you first, no you first' thing, you know, and so..."

Rainbow couldn't hear her anymore. She knew that Pinkie couldn't stop talking once she got started, so it was customary for her to just...tune her out around now. But, this was a big mistake because...

"Hey!" Rainbow broke out of her walking trance and looked up to see pinkie right in front of her. They were muzzle to muzzle in fact. "Are you listening?"

Rainbow blushed and backed away from her friend, suddenly remembering what happened back at Rarity's. She needed to stay a little ways away from Pinkie so that she could think straight.

This was made a lot harder when Pinkie noticed that her friend looked a little...flustered.

"Hey, Dashie? You okay? I didn't scare you did I? Oh, i'm so sorry! It's just that it seemed like you weren't listening so I got kinda worried and..."

Rainbow Dash...wasn't listening. With every worried sentence that left Pinkie's mouth, she took a step toward her, and now she was only inches away from accidentally placing a hoof somewhere it shouldn't be. Somewhere it really shouldn't be.

But, the closer she got to Rainbow, the more clouded the rainbow maned mare's mind became. She couldn't help thinking of the ways she and Pinkie could...

No! What was she thinking? She quickly got to her hooves and grabbed Pinkie's shoulders

"I'm fine, Pinkie! I'm just fine! Now can we go back to walking? Please?" she said to her pink friend 'Yeah, that's right. My friend. She's just my friend.' She thought to herself.

"Sure!" Pinkie exclaimed, turning around and walking away. Thankfully, for Rainbow Dash's sake, she remained silent.

She may have said she was just her friend, but after all that, Rainbow couldn't help but chance a glance toward Pinkie's ass, which was swaying hypnotically, almost as if she could tell Rainbow was staring.

Rainbow tore her eyes away immediately in case she could tell. You never knew with Pinkie.

Then, she remembered something else that happened at Rarity's. Her words when she found out about her secret. She said she would tell the girls.

'Well, I guess Pinkie's as good a starting point as any.' She thought, as she turned around to her friend.

"Hey, Pinkie?" she said to her.

"Yes, Dashie?" Pinkie said, suggestively, further cementing rainbow's thought that she had in fact seen her staring.

"Well, you see...I have something to tell you. ...It's about Rarity."

"Ooh! Rarity! What happened? Did she do something?"

"Well, it's more like she's been doing something...."

Pinkie gasps. "She has! What is it? What is it?"

"She's been keeping a secret from us for a while, but I convinced her to let me tell you and the girls about it."

"So? What is it? Come on, Dashie, tell me. I'll make you a cake!"

"Alright, Alright! Listen, first I have to get you to do something."

"Anything."

"Don't...tell...anypony."

"Why not? Didn't you just say you would tell the girls?"

"Exactly. I'll tell them. You keep quiet."

"Roger, Dodger!" Pinkie said, saluting.

"Good, Now follow me. We'll walk and talk."

"So, Rarity's a phone sex operator! Ha! Like I'd believe that! Rarity's a fashion designer. There's no way she'd quit and become something like that! Especially not her."

Rainbow had told Pinkie everything, and, surprisingly, she didn't believe her. She would've expected Pinkie to say something along the lines of, "Awesome" or "Can I see?" Instead, she got a laugh. It was strange seeing this on another pony's face, but it was annoying seeing it coming from one of her best friends.

"I'm telling you the truth, Pinkie! And I already told you, she didn't quit. It's a side job."

"Something like that can't be a side job. Though I suppose it can't be a full job either, since she hasn't gone all the way yet."

"This is no time for jokes Pinkie. Come on, we're here."

Indeed they were. There they stood, in front of Rarity's boutique. Rainbow knocked three times, as was customary for her. She waited, but nothing. At first, she assumed she was busy, or that she had another early call. She put her ear to the door, but she heard nothing. She knocked again, a little louder this time. Then...

She moved back as she heard hooves on the other end of the door. Pinkie stood by her, patiently waiting. After a few moments, out came Rarity. But, she didn't look so good.

"Oh, Rainbow Dash? How do you do? I-is that, Pinkie with you?" She sighed "I should've known you'd tell them."

"What? You told me I could!" came Rainbow's reply.

"No, I didn't. You tried to convince and I made a rather...rude...remark about you. I'm sorry dear." Rarity said as she nearly fell over. She had been using one hoof to hold the door, and her hooves must have been getting tired, because they slipped right off of the door along with her.

Rainbow caught her and said, "Never mind that now. What happened? Are you okay?"

"Late night is all, dear. These stallions can't control their urges, can they? A mare needs her beauty sleep you know?"

"Yeah, yeah. You've told me before!" Rainbow set Rarity back up right. "Now go back inside and get some rest. We'll come back later."

"Oh no no please I insist. Do come in. Surely you were planning on using the phone again. That's why you brought Pinkie is it not?" She wiped a little bit of the sleep from her eyes. "I implore you to come in."

"Fine." said Rainbow. "But you better get your sleep!" She walked inside with Pinkie trailing after her.

Rainbow led the way, moving to the very back of the boutique where Rarity kept all her best fabrics. Rarity in the meantime did as she was told, going upstairs to her room for a nap. She felt like Rainbow Dash, napping in mid-day. But Celestia knows she needed rest. What use was a PSO if she couldn't even muster up the energy to pick up the phone. She guessed that Pinkie would have to take her place for now.

Rainbow moved all of Rarity's fabrics out of the way to reveal the tool that Rarity used on a nightly basis to please her many customers. Her phone. For a small moment, she stood in awe of the small red box, still noting how block-like it was. Then she turned to Pinkie.

"Believe me now?"

Pinkie seemed to think for a moment before saying, "hmm....nope."

Rainbow facehoofed. "What do I have to do to get you to believe me?"

"Hmm...kiss me."

"What are you talking abou-"

Before she could finish her rather loud sentence, she was cut off.

"Shhh..." said Pinkie. "Just do it."

Now it was Rainbow's turn to think. "um...sure."

And with that the two locked lips. Rainbow was surprised. Pinkie's lips were soft, like clouds. It made her heart flutter in her chest, and set her nethers alight with warmth and arousal.

She was even more surprised when Pinkie pushed her down and locked lips with her again, this time more aggressively. She had her pinned to the floor and would not let go, despite how much she struggled in the beginning. But soon, they were both kissing each other passionately, and had even decided to use a little tongue. Pinkie brought her hoof up to Rainbow's clit and began teasing it. The weather pony let out a light moan and watched as Pinkie continued teasing her. She soon replaced her hoof with her tongue and begin licking her instead. She stuck her tongued deep inside, eliciting another breathy moan from her captive.

"S-stop...Rarity's asleep. We can't wake her up." came Rainbow's weakened voice. She was about to give in to the pleasure.

"Well then you'll just have to keep quiet won't you?" came Pinkie's reply as she stopped licking Rainbow's clit, replacing her tongue with her hoof until she was able to properly position herself over Rainbow's face. Then she turned around and, just before burying her own face into Rainbow's already dripping pussy, said,

"Please Rainbow, lick me..." came her next request as Pinkie swayed her hips to indicate what she wanted.

Just before she had her face buried in her friend's juices, she was able to see that her hair was now devoid of it's usual bounciness, and was instead set straight down, until it reached her back. Then, Rainbow did as she was told, licking Pinkie's pussy until it was dripping with her juices, and then lapping them up with her tongue and starting all over again.

Rainbow decided to get playful, replacing her tongue with her hoof and pressing firmly against Pinkie's clit, eliciting a moan of ecstasy from her just as she seemed to have the same idea as rainbow and decided to used a hoof instead. The two brought eah other to climaax rather quickly. Whether it was due to their immense horniness, or their immense love for one another, neither knew, They just knew that they had just had the best time of their lives.

When they were finally done, Pinkie got up, brushed herself off and said, "That's payback for staring at my butt."

Rainbow sat there, shocked. She knew. The entire time, she knew.

Rainbow opened her mouth to say something, but was stopped by another hoof to her lips. "I know, Dashie. I like you, too."

When Pinkie turned around, Rainbow was able to get a good glimpse of the baker mare's inner thighs, which were wet with arousal, just like Rarity's had been the other day.

When Rainbow was finally able to process regular thoughts again, she said, "Alright then, Pinkie, do you believe me or not?"

"Of course I do. I never doubted you for a second." she said in reply.

"Then why did you..?" She didn't even let herself finish. She knew why. Pinkie had told her. "Nevermind. Let's just do this."

Rainbow reached for the phone. Only to be stopped yet again by Pinkie.

"What is it now?" she said, annoyed. She had been through too much in only two days. This was getting tiresome.

"I wanna try!" came Pinkie's cheery voice.

Rainbow only nodded in confirmation before handing her the phone. She opted out of talking for a bit. She needed to process things. Just a day after...that, and Pinkie has to go bringing it back up.

She sat down on the floor and watched Pinkie, who had the phone o her ear and was now talking into it.

"Hello?" said Pinkie.

"Hello. Is this Rarity?" said the voice on the other end.

"Nope! My name's PInkie Pie! What's yours?"

"Well, my name's Star Catcher and...well, I'm here to...I'm here to..."

Pinkie was a little worried for the poor stallion. "It's okay. Just let it out. Say it. It's alright."

This seemed to help the stallion. If only a little. "I...need help with something. A problem of mine."

"mmm...is it a problem...in your pants?" said Pinkie.

"mmm...Yes. You see I have quite the...active...imagination, and I can't quite calm myself down without...a little help."

"And what would you like my help with today? Do you...need me to do anything to make it easier for you? Do you want me to...suck on your lolipop?"

"Yes...That's it. I do. Please do." Pinkie could already hear him panting.

"And would you like me to put the whole thing in my mouth? All the way down to those two plump juicy chocolate eggs of yours?"

"Yes...I would, but...how did you know what color my coat was?"

"Pinkie knows all, my friend. Pinkie knows all."

Somehow this fact seemed to excite the stallion, as if the thought of someone watching him made him even more excited, for as soon as she said that, he found himself panting even harder, and pinkie could tell he was stroking himself.

"Do you want me to bend over, so you can stuff my donut hole full of your hot, sticky cream? I can see it now, you pounding into me, over and over as I moan and scream your name, begging and pleading for you to fill me to the brim with your sweet, sweet cake batter."

Pinkie hadn't even gotten past the last word in her sentence when she heard a grunt and a few extra hard pants of exhaustion. The horny stallion must have cum already. She smiled.

"Did that help with your problem, sir?" Pinkie asked, already knowing the answer.

"Um...yes. Yes it did. Thank you very much, miss Pinkie Pie. I hope to hear from you again. Farewell."

With that, the phone hung up, and Pinkie set the phone back on its perch, going back over to Rainbow Dash. The rainbow maned mare could see that she was still wet from before.

"Now then, Dashie, up for round two?"

Chapter 3: Fluttershy, The Cute One

Rainbow had indeed been ready for round two. And what a round it was. She still felt tired. She was surprised they didn't wake Rarity with how loudly they were moaning. She must have been really tired.

She also didn't know Pinkie of all mares could be so dominant in bed. Sure she was a sweetheart, and made sure she reciprocated, but she was in control the whole time, and you knew it when she was.

Around now, Rainbow was making her way back to her cloud. She had decided to mark that particular cloud as a well placed sleeping spot, since she ended up 'marking' it in a different way already. Her juices may have been gone from the premises, but the cloud still smelled of them, and would be that way for the entire day today.

She could tell these things, being a weather pony.

But she was also a Wonderbolt. A fact she was about to be reminded of.

"Hey, Dash!" came a familiar rough voice. Rather than tough and gravely like before, this voice was simply...rough around the edges, with a distinctly female tone to it that showed more so than the particular rumble she had come to expect from it.

She recognized it immediately as Spitfire.

As a fleeting thought, she managed to realize that ever since that night at Rarity's, she's been recognizing people by their voices rather than by their faces. She took a mental note to keep doing that. She kind of liked it. It was like she was a ninja. Sensing her opponents before they could strike.

She was about to imagine herself alone in a field, with only her five senses and a sword, feeling around in the dark for enemies when...

"Rainbow Dash!"

She was snapped out of her revelry by Spitfire's shouting. It rung in her ears and made her head shake like a bell being rung.

She turned on to her back, pushed herself onto her hooves and said, "What's up, Spitfire!"

"I'm glad you asked, Dash!" came Spitfire's voice, suddenly excited again. "The wonderbolts have got a show to put on in Cloudsdale Stadium again, and I wanted you to tell you personally."

Rainbow almost died on the spot from how fast her heart was beating right now. Spitfire simply waited for the explosion.

"Oh my gosh, that is so cool! The Wonderbolts are gonna perform again! Which means i'm gonna perform again! Oh, I can't wait for everyone to see how awesome I am!"

"Yeah, yeah, shut up!" Spitfire smiles at her. "Just get those friends of yours and come on up with us. Don't want them to miss the show after all."

"Wait. How do you know about my friends?"

"You think I wouldn't notice six mares saving my sorry rump every week?"

"Yeah...I guess you're right."

"That and they come to our shows. I see them all the time down their in the stands, coming to cheer on their beloved Rainbow Dash."

"oooh..." Was all Rainbow could say. She had no other words. She had such good friends.

Spitfire laughed. "Calm down, Dash. The show is later today. You don't have to get so excited."

"Not so excited!" Rainbow Dash Countered, getting in her face. "Not so excited?! I get to perform in front of so many ponies and you say I shouldn't be excited? No way!"

"Typical Rainbow Dash. Always in it for the glory. See you later, then."

With that she flew off and Rainbow Dash was left waving behind her.

Rainbow Dash thought for a moment. She would perform again, and her friends would see it. She needed to be absolutely ready.

Her energy back from the news about the show, she decided she would go and tell Fluttershy first, her being her oldest friend and all. So she took off into the air, off towards the Everfree forest, where her childhood friend Fluttershy's cottage was located.

She never quite understood why her friend chose this place, being as scared as she was of anything dangerous. But, as she landed on the ground near her place, those thoughts were immediately dashed and replaced with thoughts of the show. A show she was going to be apart of. Oh, she was so excited!

She went to the door, and knocked three times, as usual, and waited for a response. A soft, "I'm coming" was heard on the other side, along with the telltale clopping of hooves toward the door.

Rainbow waited for the door to open, and when it did, she practically burst inside of it, flying in circles in the air as she cheered and celebrated for herself.

Fluttershy on the other hand, was not so pleased with rainbow. Cowering on the ground just below her friend, the yellow pegasus tried to make her voice heard over the cheers of her friend.

"Um...Rainbow? What are you so happy about? Did something good happen today?"

The speedster was on her in a second. "Good. Try amazing! The Wonderbolts are gonna perform again! It's been so long since the last time they did."

"Well, that's great but-" Fluttershy tried to speak, but was cut off.

"And I'M gonna be with them! Oooh, I can't wait."

"Yeah. ...woohoo..." Fluttershy said, her voice a sad whisper.

this sudden change in tone worried Rainbow. She immediately came to her friend's side. "Is something wrong, Fluttershy? Why are you sad?"

"Well...its not that i'm sad. It's just that...the way you came in...really frightened me. You just...flew right in, and well...i'm not good with surprises."

Rainbow looked saddened herself now. "Oh...I'm sorry Fluttershy. I forgot you don't like loud noises"

"It's okay. I wasn't doing anything big anyway."

"So, what were you doing before I showed up."

"I was caring for my animals. The poor things get so very lonely when i'm not around. They just don't know what to do."

"Can I help?"

"Oh! Um...well, some of the animals need a more...gentle...hoof. I'm afraid that you might scare them away."

"What? pfft! That's a load of horse apples and you know it. I'm amazing with animals. I'll have them feeling so relaxed, They'll call me Dr. Domare."

"Whatever you say, Rainbow..." came Flutterhsy's soft voice.

"So what's first, Fluttershy? What task will prove just how awesome I am?!"

"Um...how about you...feed the birds!" Fluttershy said, pointing to the bird house just above her front door.

"Got it!" Rainbow said, soaring up to the bird house without a second thought.

Fluttershy ad to call her back down. "Rainbow? You forgot the birdseed!"

Rainbow scratched her head nervously. "Oh. Yeah, right."

She came down and picked up the birdseed, only to go right back up to the bird house, staring into it with a grin on her face.

The birds on the other hand, were not so happy. The giant eye on the outside of their house was back, and it looked even more menacing. The lead bird jumped as it returned, and had a hard time catching its breath. It turned around immediately and warned the rest of the family, who flew deeper into the house.

The lead bird turned around. The eye was still there, but now it was turned away. The bird gave a chirp of relief, happy that it wasn't going to die today. But when it turned back around The eye was back. His little heart skipped another beat as it stared down at him. Mocking him. Making him look like a fool in front of his family.

The bird was now growing angrier and angrier. How dare this eye sit there...staring. Just...looking...at them. As if waiting for them to make one...wrong...move...

The eyes suddenly veered backwards. Was it gong to attack? He had to be ready.

But it didn't attack. instead it held up a rectangular object in its blue hoof.

Surprised at this turn of events, and even more surprised that the eye had suddenly grown hooves, the bird stood there, staring at the birdseed. waiting for it to do something. Anything. This had to be some sort of trick. It was baiting him. Trying to get him to come closer so that it could strike.

Alright then, Eyeball monster. If you want a fight, you'll get a fight. The bird took to the air, along with the rest of his family, flying out of the bird house and toward the offending creature. It exited the bird house, and swooped down on the creature. It seemed the eyeball wasn't just an eyeball after all. It was a pony. A pony bent on striking fear into him and his family. This would not stand.

As he made his way down toward the pony, he readied his beak to strike it. Him and his family moved as a unit, pecking away the pony's fur and feathers.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed as the birds from the bird house descended upon her, pecking at her with their beaks. She had only wanted to feed them. Why were they hurting her?

Fluttershy meanwhile was panicking and shooing the birds away, back into their bird house.

She looked over at Rainbow Dash, who was glaring daggers at the birds as they made their way back into their home. The rainbow maned Pegasus then turned her attention to the shy mare beside her.

"Don't even say it." she hissed at her.

"Say what?" Fluttershy said, hiding behind her mane.

"I told you so."

"Rainbow...I would never say that... although...I did."

"I told you not to say it!" with that she fell to the ground, letting her wings relax.

"I'm sorry Rainbow. Taking care of animals can be a big job sometimes. I know this was bad, but it can't be like that with every one of them. Come on, let's try again. You can read Harry a bedtime story this time, how's that?"

"Will it hurt?" Rainbow asked, groaning.

Fluttersy laughed. "I'm sure it won't."

The day went by pretty quick after that. Rainbow eventually got the hang of taking are of the animals, although the birds were reluctant to get along with her, Fluttershy did a good job at helping them make up.

It was past noon at this point, and the show was coming up soon. Rainbow suddenly remembered her words to Rarity again. She would tell all the girls.

"Hey, Fluttershy?" Rainbow called to her as they sat on her couch after the day's work was done.

"Yes, Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy answered back.

"Come with me for a minute. I have something to show you."

"A-alright but...I hope it's not scary..."

"It isn't. just come on!"

And with that, the two of them made their way out the door and down to Rarity's, Rainbow explaining everything along the way.

"No way!" Fluttershy said as they came upon the door to Rarity's boutique. "I never imagined Rarity would be doing something like that so late at night!"

"That's what I said when I found out! I swear it's the truth!" Rainbow Dash answered back.

"But...If that's the case then, that would mean that...Rarity's been keeping a secret from us! But why? We're her best friends!"

"I asked her that same question. She said that it was because we were her friends that she couldn't tell us. She thought we'd be upset with her or something."

"What? Upset? Never!"

"That's what I said!" Then she stopped. "Hold on, we're here."

Rainbow went up to the door and knocked three times.

"Rarity! Are you home? You're not sleeping again are you?"

"Coming, darling!" said a voice on the other side. Rainbow could tell it was her. She sounded...happy.

Rainbow back up and allowed the door to swing open, held there by Rarity's magic.

"Come on in, darling. Oh, I see you brought Fluttershy. How wonderful."

"She wanted to see...you know...that." said Rainbow Dash, nervously.

Rarity sighed. "Come on in, then. I suppose everypony wants to see it these days."

"What do you mean?" Rainbow whispered back.

"Sweetie Belle." Rarity said simply. "She found it. She didn't pick it up, but she kept asking questions. I had to lie and say it was similar to how spike sent letters to Princess Celestia, only in a more ladylike way of course. I ended up putting a spell on it to make it work like a normal phone for anyone who wasn't me or someone that knew my secret."

"Oh...that sounds terrible." said Fluttershy, who had been listening to the conversation without realizing it.

The three of them made their way to the very back of the boutique, where the phone was stored. Rainbow asked the question that had been on her mind ever since she arrived and found Rarity so happy.

"Another late night?" she asked, lookin suggestively at Rarity.

"You know it." she said back, winking.

"Here it is, Fluttershy." Rainbow said as Rarity unveiled the red block-like object for the third time that week.

"I am to assume you wish to try it out as well?" Rarity said, with a smile.

"Oh no...I-i couldn't..." came Fluttershy's nervous reply.

"Oh do try it out dear!" Rarity suddenly said. "I'm getting rather fond of showing it off now, and I would just love it if you would give it a go as well."

Fluttershy hesitated still more.

"Go on and try it." said rainbow, seeing the fearful look on her friend's face as she stared down at the phone.

"Al...right. I...guess i'll give it a try." Fluttershy said as she made her way over to it.

"Perfect, just perfect. Now, first you must pick it up, and search the area with your magic, then, when you get the call-"

"Yeah, yeah, Rarity, we know! Just let her try! She'll get the hang of it."

But Fluttershy was scared now. As she lowered herself far enough to where she could grab the phone, she suddenly wished Rainbow hadn't stopped Rarity's next words. What was she going to do if she messed up? Would the pony on the other end laugh at her? Would she be known as the Terrible PSO throughout all of Ponyville? Would she be forced to be a laughingstock for the rest of her life?

She took a deep breath. No. She had to do this. This is what she came here for. She was going to try the phone. And she was going to do well.

She picked up the phone. Put it to her ear, and waited.

The phone clicked, and a voice on the other end said, "Hello."

Fluttershy immediately pulled the phone away from her ear with a soft, "eep!"

She looked back to her friends for support, and a smile from each in return.

This seemed to help, as she put her ear back to the phone just in time to hear, "Um...hello? Is anypony there?"

Fluttershy steeled herself before saying, "Um...yes, somepony's here. Sorry to keep you waiting."

"It's fine. Um...sorry to skip to the point straight away but...could you maybe...help me?"

"Of course. I'll be glad to help! What do you need?"

"Well, a friend of mine has this snake. Because of an accident, it only has one eye."

"Oh no...that sound horrible!"

"Yeah...it is. He rarely eats his food, yet he always seems to have problems with being full. Is there anything that could help with that?"

"Well, If he rarely eats, there's a possibility he might be sick. And if he seems full anyway...I've got it. Get your snake, and we can take it from there."

"Okay. Hold on just a second."

suddenly, Fluttershy could hear noise on the other end, like cloth being removed from something.

"Okay, i'm back." said the voice.

"Good, now, grab hold of your snake, and just lightly stroke it. That'll help it get out whatever's stuck in its belly." She giggled. "What does your snake like to eat?"

"Well," said the voice, less composed now. "There's this hole it likes to bury itself in. It loves to fill that hole with all its favorite foods. It comes back and searches for food in there and usually comes out feeling very satisfied. I have no idea what it goes in there for though."

"Oh! well then, if the hole it like to go inside of is empty now, maybe that's why its not eating. Try filling the hole again. maybe with something warm and sticky? Snakes love warm things. Or maybe....finding a different one to use? If you fill another hole it might be able to feel satisfied with that one."

"That could work...but....what about...him feeling full..."

Fluttershy gasped. She had almost forgotten. And for some strange reason, she could hear panting on the other end. "Yes, of course, just keep stroking him until it all comes right on out! Of course, there's always the possibility, if your snake is female, that she could be pregnant. She could begin laying eggs. If that's the case she could be refusing to eat because its time for them to hatch. ...um...sir are you alright?"

"Yeah...i'm fine.You might be right. I think she is laying eggs. Two in fact."

"Oh how Wonderful. If I came to visit would you show them to me? I can't wait to hold them, care for them. keep them warm and cozy. Oh, but i'm not a snake, so i couldn't wrap around them to do that."

A thought came to the stallion's mind. 'You could wrap something around them, alright.'

Suddenly, a loud grunt could be heard from the other end of the phone. Fluttershy got scared for the stallion. "Sir? sir, are you alright?"

She could hear the panting again. "Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just fine... Thanks a lot for your help. My snake should be feeling all better after a while."

"Oh i'm so glad. Remember to invite me over. I want a good view of your snake whenever you have the time." Fluttershy giggled again.

"Anytime." said the voice. "Well, thanks again, goodbye."

With that, the phone hung up.

"Well then, how was it Fluttershy?" said Rarity, who had been listening to the whole conversation.

"It was great! I helped a stallion with one of his animals!"

"Animals, Fluttershy?" said Rarity, questioningly.

"Yep! he said he needed help with his snake. It's so sad that it only has one eye now after that accident."

Both Rainbow and Rarity burst out laughing at the exact same time. Fluttershy meanwhile, was clueless.

"What's wrong, girls/ Did I do something bad?"

"Fluttershy darling..." Rarity said after finally managing to calm her laughter down. Rainbow was still doubled over in the background. "Listen closely. When a stallion says his 'one-eyed snake' What do you think that means?"

"It's exactly what it sounds like. A snake with one eye. Am I wrong?"

"Fluttershy, think about what I do with that phone."

Fluttershy thought back to what Rainbow had told her about Rarity's secret. When she realized it, her face reddened. "Y-you mean...I-i just..."

"I'm afraid so dear. When a stallion refers to his one eyed snake, he is referring to his...private...area."

Rainbow had finally managed to control herself only to burst out laughing once again when she yelled out. "You just helped a stallion get off!"

Fluttershy thought about it for a moment, only to lie down and hide behind her mane. She had heard Rainbow use words like that from time to time. She knew what they meant, and so she would never use them, but the prospect of being of help to somepony must have blinded her to that.

Surprisingly, she stood up and shook it off. "Well, regardless of what exactly I helped them with, I was still of use to somepony, so there!"

She smiled as she walked off, thinking, 'I might just go see him anyway' she giggled to herself as she looked back to her friends, who stared back at her in slight disbelief.

Then Rainbow Dash remembered. "Crap! The Show!"

Chapter 4: Apple Jack, The Cowgirl

Chapter 4: Apple Jack, The Cowgirl

Rainbow Dash had to rush to Cloudsdale Stadium after what happened with Fluttershy. She had been so engrossed in what was going on that she almost missed the beginning of the show.

Lucky for her, the team was in the middle of a briefing when she showed up. Spitfire was hounding her for being late, but otherwise, she was fine.

"Where were you, Dash? It's almost show time!" she said, glaring at her for her apparent lack of interest in a show she was gonna be in.

"Sorry, Spitfire! I kinda...lost track of time." she answered, breathing heavily from her flight here.

"I can see that." Spitfire said simply.

Rainbow Dash was actually nervous now. Spitfire was being indifferent. It was always bad when she stopped paying attention. She did the only thing she could think to do to not have to be punished.

"I'm sorry I swear! I'll never be late again! I'll do anything to make up for it."

But then, something happened she never expected. Spitfire smiled. "Relax, Dash. It's not like we had to wait on you. You're fine. I'll let you off the hook."

Rainbow smiled again and let out a sigh of relief. At least until Spitfire narrowed her eyes and said, "For now. Don't be late again, or i'll suspend you from the team for a week. And we have a packed schedule. Just think of all the shows you'll be watching from the sidelines."

Rainbow gulped.

Then, Spitfire walked up to Rainbow, swaying her hips and getting really close to her. Rainbow gulped again, for a different reason.

She bent a little to get closer to her, then said, "But if you really want to make it up to us, meet me after the show. I've got a special task only you can do."

Rainbow whispered now as well, trying to keep the secret she believed her team leader to have. "Yes, ma'am."

"Now go sit down. We have a lot to cover before the show."

Rainbow did as she was told, and Spitfire continued her overview of the formation they would use in the show.

After around five minutes they were all ready, and the show was about to begin. Rainbow put her goggles on and flared her wings, prepared for any and everything the routine could throw at her.

"Let's do this!" She said to herself as the curtains flew open on the balcony they were to launch off of.

And off she went, into the air behind two rows of other pegasi as they swooped high into the air, doing loop after loop after loop and then breaking formation and falling, plummeting down through the air like rag dolls only to shoot back up into the sky like bullets, crossing past each other as they went.

It went on like this for a while, with each of the flyers swooping and diving through cloud rings and reshaping others into into various things. They finished it off with a tight circle formation through which Rainbow Dash, the main act in this part of the performance and last resort in order to get a lasting impression with the crowd, flew at blinding speeds.

The crowd applauded with thunderous hoof stomping and whooping and cheering alike, but none were louder than Rainbow Dash's five friends, all of whom were still clapping even after the applause had finished and the group had flown back into the ready room.

The sight brought tears to the speedsters eyes. In fact, the first thing she did when she got back was go see her friends.

They had all been waiting for her outside the room. But even after all the tears were shed, the hugs were given, and the congratulations exchanged, there was still one question in Rainbow Dash's mind.

"How did you guys get up here?"

They all stopped their celebration at that, and Twilight was about to respond, when pinkie interrupted her.

"Twilight used an air walking spell to get us up here! It was so cool. It was like we had wings!"

Twilight got her chance to speak up this time. "We did have wings pinkie. Remember?"

Pinkie blushed and backed away from her friend. "Oh yeah...ehehe...right."

"Oh my gosh. Thank you guys so much." Rainbow said, looking at all of her friends. "It means so much to me that you could be here."

"Think nothin' of it, sugar cube. We're you're friends. We're always here for ya. Can't say i've ever seen ya cry though. That's a first."

"You knew?!" suddenly Rainbow panicked. She didn't know her friends saw her crying.

"Nope, but we do now. Hahahaha!" AJ said in response.

"Hey, you tricked me!"

"Now, how in the hay did I do that?"

"You lied to me to get me to tell you."

"Rainbow, when I said we knew, I meant that you're cryin' right now."

"Oh." was all she said as she wiped her eyes.

"Seriously, you guys are so cool!" she said as she turned away from them and began trotting off. "Well, see ya later."

"You're not coming with us?" Twilight asked, confused.

"Nope. Spitfire said she wanted to see me for something."

"Well, see you when you get back." Twilight said as she turned with her friends.

"You know it." was all the rainbow maned mare responded with as she left.

"So what did you want me to do, Spitfire. Like I said, I'll do anything to make up for being late."

"Oh you'll see, Rookie."

For a moment, Rainbow wondered why Spitfire had called her rookie. She was a part of the Wonderbolts now. She knew that the Wonderbolts had taken to calling each other by nicknames, and that out of all the others Spitfire had been the only one to continue calling her rookie, but why was she saying it now? Surely she had earned the right to be called by her name. And the way she had said it. sultry, soft, and smooth, as if she was trying to...trying to...Oh no...

Rainbow took a glance at the door, suddenly nervous. but before she could make any moves toward the door, she felt a hoof push her down to the floor.

"You aren't going anywhere, Rookie..." Spitfire said in her smooth, seductive voice. "You still have to be punished for being late to the show..." She smiled down at her. "But due to your performance out there today, I suppose I can overlook that and call this a reward instead. It certainly is a treat for me, after all..."

With that said she pulled Rainbow in for a passionate kiss. Spitfire's tongue invaded Rainbow's mouth, dancing around with her own and sending Rainbow's head into the clouds as her wings popped open involuntarily.

Spitfire broke the kiss and chuckled lightly. "Somepony's excited, eh? Here, let me give you another..." She kissed her again, holding her close and making sure to give her a good taste of her lips.

When she pulled away, Rainbow was in a pleasure induced daze and her cheeks were flushed pink. Shaking her head vigorously, Rainbow was able to right herself in order to get a good look at Spitfire's body.

She was still in her Wonderbolts uniform, but it was left open to reveal her body all the down to her dripping wet nethers.

"Looks like you're just as excited as I am. If not more."

"Well, what do you expect, Dash? I've waited for this for so long..."

"Oh you have, have you?" Rainbow said, suddenly smirking. She put her hooves on Spitfire's shoulders and reversed their positions, now with her on top. She returned the kisses given to her by Spitfire with even more fire and passion than she had shown, and removed the rest of her uniform to reveal her in all her glory. She did the same with her own as she took a page from pinkie and turned herself around, sitting her rump upon Spitfire's face.

The horny mare took the hint and began licking Rainbow's now exposed clit andburying her tongue deep inside the mare's folds.

Rainbow returned the favor with her own tongue, but added a hoof, using it to pleasure Spitfire's cunt without having to use her tongue.

It seemed to prove very effective as the surprisingly submissive mare removed her tongue and let out a very lewd and girlish moan. She kept that up for a while as Rainbow continued teasing the poor mare. She only stopped when she was near climax, with a little pleading and begging on Spitfire's part of course. Rainbow wasn't a mean mare. She was just so cute that she couldn't help herself.

Rainbow turned back around and planted yet another kiss on Spitfire's lips. Then she went lower. She lifted a hoof and used it to tease her captive more. Then, in a final effort to get her to cum, she thrust a hoof inside, pumping it back and forth and watching as Spitfire's expression changed from one of surprise to one of pure bliss in seconds.

She moaned aloud again and let out a spurt of her juices in what she thought was the best orgasm she'd had in a long while. And she had been brought to said orgasm by the mare she has desire d for the longest time. She smiled. She couldn't be happier.

"That...was great, Dash." she said as she stared into her eyes.

"It isn't over, Spitfire." This surprised the fire maned mare a little. She looked up at her...and immediately understood what she meant. There she lay, her nethers exposed for her to see. She spread it open for her as she said, "I still haven't cum yet. Don't you want a taste?"

She did want a taste. She really did. She went over to her and lapped at her wet entrance with her tongue, enjoying the taste a little too much, given the expression she wore on her face. She buried her tongue inside just as Rainbow grabbed her head and pushed her further inside.

"That's good. Just like that..." said Rainbow as she got eaten out by her former coach. "It's too much. I'm...cumming!"

And cum she did. Her hips bucked forward, and her juices flooded Spitfire's mouth. She was happy to drink it all.

With their session finished, the two mares got dressed again. At least, one of them did. With her show finished. and her 'show' finished as well, Rainbow said goodbye to Spitfire and left her office. She had something else to do now. She had to go meet her friends. No doubt pinkie had an entire party just waiting for her back in Twilight's castle.

She made her way there and enjoyed all the cake and pies and dancing that came with it. That is until AJ tapped her with a hoof, whispering

"Howdy there, Rainbow."

Rainbow turned to her friend in slight worry.Why was she whispering?

"Hey, AJ. What's up?"

"Well...I heard....about it."

Rainbow froze. Pinkie had told.

"I know what yer thinkin' sugar cube. Don't be mad at Pinkie. You know how hard it is fer her to keep secrets for too long."

"Right..." she looked slightly sad now. Not because of Pinkie, but because she never got the chance to tell everypony like she wanted to.

"If it makes ya feel any better, I wanna see it too." Apple Jack blushed as she said that, tipping her hat to hide her face.

"You...do?"

"Eyup." Aj answered, sounding more like her brother than herself at this point.

"But you...you're a farmer. Why would you be interested in ssomething like that?"

"Uh...yeah...about that. Granny Smith...used to be one too."

"What really?" Rainbow said, shocked.

"Yep. After pinkie told me, I went to ask Granny Smith about it, and she said she had that job once. It made me...curious about it."

"Wow..." was all Rainbow could say to this new bit of info.

"Just...show me okay?" AJ said, covering her face more with her hat.

"...Alright. I'll show it to you. Gimme a sec okay?"

After the party, Rainbow and AJ made their way out of Twilight's castle, going instead to Rarity's boutique. They had told her about Pinkie and AJ and she had come with them as well, skipping and humming to herself the whole time. She seemed to have gotten over her fear of exposure, and was now extremely happy to come out to her friends about it.

'Her friends at least.' Rainbow thought as she watched her, wondering exactly how it would be if someone else outside of her circle knew as well.

"So, are ya really this...PSO, or whatever ya call it?" asked AJ nervously.

"That 'is' what you call it, Apple Jack dear. And yes, I am. Oooh, I just can't wait for you to see it!"

Aj did not share her enthusiasm. Not because she wasn't happy for her friend, or because she didn't approve, but because she was scared of how she would do when she tried it out.

They were finally at Rarity's boutique. Rarity opened her door with her magic again and stepped inside, closely followed by her two friends.

It had become routine at this point for the two other mares to walk to the back and reveal the phone, but for the country girl, who was strangely shy all of a sudden, it was a bit strange.

She made her way to the back and took a good look at the phone. This was the object that Rarity used to do...that...every night. And now she was gonna get a chance to try it as well. She couldn't mess it up.

She glared at the phone and trotted up to it, ready. "Alright, Rarity. I'm ready."

"Wonderful darling. Just pick up the phone and it'll do the rest."

"Just...pick it up?"

"Yep. Now go on! Go, go!" said Rainbow, encouraging her.

"Alright...Here I go..." she gulped, then picked up the phone.

Suddenly, all her apprehension evaporated. Why was she acting like Fluttershy. She was braver than that. She could do this.

The phone rang for a moment, but then a voice on the other end said, "Hello?"

"Howdy, partner!" she said happily. With those words, all inhibitions she had lingering against this faded.

"Oh...wow. Excuse me, your accent. I like it. Are you a country pony?"

"Born and bred, stranger. How can I help you?"

"How well can you lasso things?"

"I'm the best with a rope at Sweet Apple Acres. Won five times at the Appleoosa lasso competition."

"Can you lasso...other things?"

AJ picked up on the innuendo present. "Ah, shucks. If that's what ya wanted, you could've just asked. I can tie you up anytime. Nice and tight. Is that how you like it?"

"Yes it is, but, i'm not the one who'll be tied up."

"Oh...so you want to tie me up instead. I don't know. I don't think that's a good idea."

"Come on. Just a little"

"Well, that's a mighty big offer...I guess I can see it. Me, tied up like a prized hog on on a spit as you pull on my clit with the rope, getting a nice hot load of your turkey stuffing...doesn't sound too bad."

AJ could hear panting on the other end, and had apparently not yet noticed her own arousal. Her nethers were dripping wet as she spoke about her kinks.

"Getting a nice mouthful of those two huge, ripe apples of yours as I bob my head up and down and up and down..."

She could hear moaning now. soon replaced by panting as the stallion on the other end, presumbly, came.

She had done it. She had helped a stallion with his...issues...and she had enjoyed, every bit of it.

The voice on the other end spoke up now. "Wow, you really know your stuff. Could I talk to you again?"

"Sure, stranger. I'll give ya a nice taste of my own personal recipe for 'apple pie' okay?"

"Can't wait! Well, see ya."

"Don't go spoilin' yer appetite ya hear!" she said as she hung up the phone.

As she turned around, Rarity's mouth was agape. And so was Rainbow's "I can't believe it! She's a natural!" said the fahionista mare.

"Wow, Aj, that was awesome. When I tried it, I ended up calling Gilda!"

The room went silent. Only to be replaced by a cacophony of laughter a few moments later as the three enjoyed the joke.

Meanwhile, in Cloudsdale, Spitfire was enjoying a cup of coffee at her desk, when she heard a knock on her door.

"Come in." she said, still focused on her coffee.

It was Soarin. He walked in looking a little worried.

"What's up? Something wrong?" Spitfire called out to him.

"It's nothing, Spitfire. It's just that...well..."

"Come on, Spit it out. I don't have all day, ya know?"

"Right...what...was that sound coming from your office?"

Spitfire's eyes widened, and her coffee cup, shattered to a million pieces.

She had been heard.