Rarity's Wet, Gassy Curse
Rarity's Wet, Gassy Curse
The Main 6 were set to play hoofball, a soccer style game. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were waiting for Rarity.
"Where is she?" said Twilight, pacing impatiently.
"Probably fashionably late, as usual," said Rainbow Dash.
"Sorry I'm late!" Rarity walked in, wearing skintight sparkly purple shorts, and a matching midriff top. "What do you think of my new outfit for the occasion? Sporty, yet lovely!"
"Rarity, do you have to dress up every single time we play sports?" said Applejack.
"Yeah, even I don't use my sports outfit ALL the time!" said Rainbow Dash.
The ponies were about to start playing, when suddenly Queen Chrysalis flew up to them, carrying a book.
"I have acquired a spellbook of dark magic!" said Chrysalis. "I know some spells that I'll use to torture Starlight Glimmer! But first, I'll try this spell on you! I know a ladylike unicorn such as you is going to LOVE this!"
Licking her lips, Chrysalis fired a bolt of green magic from her horn at Rarity, hitting her directly. It felt uncomfortable, though not really painful, and she recovered within seconds.
Twilight quickly blasted Chrysalis's spellbook with her magic, blowing it to bits. Cursing Princess Twilight Sparkle, Chrysalis flew away.
"Are you all right, Rarity?" said Fluttershy.
"I'm fine," said Rarity. "I don't know how, but she barely fazed me."
So, the ponies played hoofball, with Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie on one team and Applejack, Twilight, and Fluttershy on the other team. Rainbow Dash's team won.
It was then that Rarity felt a gurgling in her stomach.
"You all right there sugarcube?" said Applejack.
Rarity opened her mouth, but before she could speak, she was interrupted by a loud, wet fart. Rarity blushed, and Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie laughed.
"It's not funny!" said Rarity as she farted twice more.
"Yes it is!" said Pinkie Pie.
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Rarity farted for five seconds, blushing beet red.
"Phew, Rarity, what'd you eat?" said Applejack, fanning the smell away with her hat.
"Nothing that would make me... like this!" said Rarity.
"It must be the curse Chrysalis cast on you," said Twilight.
Rarity let out another loud, wet fart that lasted eight seconds this time. Rainbow and Pinkie laughed harder.
"I should change out of this outfit. At this rate, my shorts will smell like farts for a week."
Rarity tried to pull her shorts off, but found she could not. She tried again, farting several times in the process, but it was no use.
"Don't feel ashamed, sugarcube," said Applejack. "Everyone's farted at least once in their life."
"Yes, but it's still so unladylike," said Rarity.
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She blushed at the deep-pitched fart that had come out of her, and Rainbow and Pinkie laughed even harder.
"Twilight, can you go to Zecora and see if she has a cure for this?" said Rarity. "And don't tell her who it's for."
"Y'all can tell her it's for me," said Applejack.
"Awwwwww," said Rarity, greatly appreciating this. Her exclamation was cut short by another loud fart.
Twilight flew towards the Everfree Forest.
"You girls can get clear of me if you want," said Rarity. "I can't imagine this is very pleasant for you." She farted again.
"Are you kidding?" said Rainbow Dash. "It's really funny!"
Pinkie was too busy laughing to say anything.
"Ah don't mind the smell," said Applejack. "Ah wanna be there for you."
"Me too," said Fluttershy.
As embarrassing as it was to fart in front of all her friends, Rarity appreciated this. They'd already heard her fart several times so what were a few more farts for as long as it took Twilight to find a cure?
She felt another big fart coming, and desperately tried to hold it in.
"Just let it all out, Rarity," said Fluttershy. "We don't mind."
"And ya don't have to feel ashamed," said Applejack.
Rarity took a deep breath.
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She blushed as the longest fart yet erupted from her rear. It was 13 seconds long. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie laughed some more.
Just then Rarity felt something else. "I need to use the little filly's room."
There was an outhouse in this area, so Rarity ran inside it. Once the door was locked, Rarity tried removing her shorts, but was once again unable to. Were they too tight? She had worn shorts as tight as this before and removed them with ease, so why were these so hard to take off?
Rarity desperately tried pulling her shorts down. She really needed to go. She tried using her mouth, hooves, and magic, but nothing worked.
She became more and more desperate. The pressure grew heavier and heavier. Her bladder felt like it was overflowing. She had never had to go this bad. And she hadn't even had that much to drink today either.
After about five minutes of desperately trying to undress, Rarity's bladder gave out. She felt her shorts start to grow warm and wet, and immediately sat on the toilet to avoid making a puddle on the floor.
She was ashamed beyond belief at peeing her shorts like a little filly, but she couldn't deny the relief felt wonderful. She could hear her pee splashing into the toilet below her as it passed through her shorts, drenching them completely.
Rarity peed for two minutes. Three. Four. By the fifth minute, the toilet overflowed, and Rarity felt even more ashamed, as well as alarmed. She had never peed for this long, not even that time she had drank ten bottles of water and barely made it to a bathroom during a fashion show.
The realization hit her. This must be another part of Chrysalis's curse. It also occurred to her that the curse prevented her from removing her outfit, to ensure that she have an accident. What a vile creature Chrysalis was!
After the sixth minute, Rarity finally finished peeing. She had to flush the toilet three times to get the water close to its original level, but there was still plenty of pee on the floor, and her shorts were soaked.
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Rarity was startled by the sound of her own fart. She was so shocked at wetting herself that she had forgotten how gassy she was.
She sheepishly walked out of the outhouse, blushing beet red. The other ponies saw the state of her shorts. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie started to laugh, but stopped themselves, as they could see how embarrassed she was.
"Don't worry about it, sugarcube," said Applejack. "I'm sure we've all experienced this at least once. Ah know ah have. In my favorite pair of jeans."
"Yeah, I wet my skintight jumpsuit after Twilight snuck into Canterlot to find out about her birthday present!" said Pinkie Pie.
Fluttershy blushed. "I... peed in my shorts after the Equestria Games." This was so embarrassing to admit, but she wanted Rarity to feel better.
"I've never wet myself," said Rainbow Dash.
"Really?" said Applejack. "Cause ah remember differently."
Rainbow Dash blushed. "All right, but so what? It was one time, and all of you have done it too, plus it was really funny to hear Pinkie Pie fart that loud for like 30 seconds in the middle of our game! Any of you would've wet yourselves if you laughed that hard! And my shorts were black, so no one else noticed!"
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Rarity blushed a little with each fart, but felt better knowing her friends would stand beside her even after her accident.
"It's really embarrassing, but... I overflowed the toilet."
"Oh Rarity, I'm so sorry," said Fluttershy.
"I think this might be the work of that curse." She paused to fart again. "When is Twilight getting back?"
At that moment, Twilight returned.
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Zecora says there is no cure she knows of. Curses are so rare, only the most powerful unicorns can cast them. I didn't even believe they existed at one time!"
"And you just destroyed the book that had the curse in it!" said Rainbow Dash.
"Then what are we to do?" said Rarity after she farted again. "I don't want to fart and wet myself for the rest of my life!"
Twilight noticed Rarity's wet shorts for the first time. "Oh. Well... I'm pretty sure I wet myself more often than you will." She blushed a little. She had peed in her skintight outfit on the way to Canterlot to try to stop time, having not used the bathroom all day. And she had peed her red exercise shorts on more than one occasion, sometimes in the middle of a game, sometimes while reading right after exercising, and holding off on leaving her books to go to the bathroom until it was too late. "And I can get really gassy sometimes, if you remember."
Rarity remembered. She had been disgusted then, but had gone easy on Twilight because she knew she couldn't help it and had felt ashamed of it.
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Rarity farted for 18 seconds, followed by a few shorter, but equally loud, wet farts.
"Is there somethin' else we can do, Twilight?" said Applejack. "I can't stand seein' Rarity like this."
"I've got it!" said Twilight. "I'll talk to Princess Celestia! She should know about dark magic!" She flew off toward Canterlot.
"And don't mention..." began Rarity, but she was cut off by another boisterous fart.
"Don't worry, she won't," said Applejack, patting Rarity on the back.
"Oh... I need to go... again! I hope I can hold it until she gets back!" Her bladder had refilled very quickly, and she sat with her legs crossed, fidgeting.
"You can do it, Rarity," said Fluttershy.
Rarity let out an airy fart that lasted seven seconds, and then a much louder fart that was five seconds long. She felt a bit of pee leak into her already-wet shorts, and whimpered.
"I don't think I can hold it," said Rarity.
"Then just go," said Applejack. "None of us are gonna think any less of you for it, and it'll spare you a lotta pain. Just go in your shorts."
Applejack's words made Rarity feel a little better, and she let go and peed in her shorts, again. She sighed in relief as she peed for five minutes, farting a few times in the middle of it. This was so undignified, and so unladylike, but she couldn't deny a part of her enjoyed this. Her ladylike personality prevented her from ever farting in front of another pony or peeing herself, but now she was doing both without anyone so much as batting an eye, and part of her liked it.
...
"So, I was wondering if you knew how to break the curse on her," said Twilight.
"King Sombra cast that curse on me before my sister and I banished him," said Celestia, blushing lightly. "I wasn't wearing anything at the time but it was still embarrassing, yet a little fun. I think he underestimated me." She giggled.
Twilight's eyes lit up. She had never once heard Celestia fart, so if she had been cursed, and by someone as powerful as Sombra, there must be a cure!
"How did you get rid of it?"
"This curse has to be cast on a regular basis," said Celestia. "If Chrysalis doesn't cast it again, it will wear off."
"How long will it take?"
"It only took two days to go away."
"Two days?"
"Exactly, down to the last minute."
"Well... it could be a lot worse, couldn't it?"
"I hope she doesn't suffer too much until then. Whoever it is."
...
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Rarity farted for over 30 seconds. Rainbow Dash laughed so hard she nearly peed, but quickly recovered and flew into the bathroom. Pinkie Pie, who was now wearing her usual exercise outfit for some reason, was not as lucky, wetting her shorts from laughing too hard. Rarity suspected Pinkie had set herself up for this on purpose to make her feel better.
She put her hooves on her butt, worried she might have made a mess in her shorts, but there was no sign of it, they only felt wet with her pee.
Then, Twilight returned. "Good news and bad news. The good news is, your curse will go away on its own. The bad news is, it'll take two days."
"Two days?" said Rarity, accidentally farting out of shock.
"The exact time you were cursed, two days from now."
"But I don't want to fart and pee myself for two days!"
"You'll have to. And then it'll be gone forever."
Rarity still didn't look very excited. She farted loudly for about one second.
"Don't worry," said Applejack. "Ah know a campsite that no one ever goes to. You and ah can stay there and wait it out till those two days are up. Ah'll take care of the food and everythin'."
Rarity wanted to hug Applejack right there, but didn't want to get her pee all over her, so she said, as dignified as she could, "That sounds wonderful!"
...
Applejack took Rarity to her secret campsite, bringing lots of food, while they hung out and talked, having a little fun occasionally. Rarity farted countless times, and peed herself every twenty minutes or so, for between four and six minutes each time. But, with Applejack around, it wasn't so bad.
Rarity woke up the next morning to find that she was peeing in her shorts. And laying in a big puddle. She blushed at essentially wetting the bed, but she knew Applejack wouldn't mind. She let out three long, wet farts.
"Good morning to you too Rarity," said Applejack with a wink.
After breakfast, Rarity said "Is there a lake nearby where I can take a bath? I know I'm just going to get dirty again, but I smell absolutely foul." Her shorts smelled of farts and urine.
Applejack took Rarity to a small lake. Rarity walked deep enough into the water and relaxed for a while, feeling a lot cleaner. Applejack got in with her too.
Then, bubbles appeared around Rarity for about seven seconds. She blushed, but giggled a bit.
After a few more farts, she needed to pee. "Applejack, I should probably get out. I really have to pee!"
"You can just go in here," said Applejack. "Ah don't mind. Ah promise."
Rarity let out a sigh of relief as the water around her grew warmer. She peed for about four minutes.
"This lake is absolutely ruined," said Rarity.
"Don't worry your pretty li'l head about it," said Applejack. "It'll be back to normal before long."
Rarity didn't know how, but she didn't care. She was glad she hadn't ruined Applejack's campsite. She climbed out of the water, sparkly clean and soaking wet, although she still smelled a little.
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Rarity let out another boisterous fart, and just giggled a bit, not even bothering to blush.
Applejack patted her butt lightly. "That's it, Rares. Don't feel ashamed. Let it all out."
Rarity liked the feeling of Applejack's hooves on her tush. She farted again. "Oh. My apologies, Applejack. I forgot you were standing right behind me."
"Ah told you, ah don't mind."
Rarity gave her a hug, farting loudly for nine seconds.
Before long, Rarity had to pee again, so she just let it out in her shorts, also letting out a big sigh of relief, a few giggles, and some loud, wet farts. After five minutes she was done peeing herself.
As Rarity continued to fart and wet herself over the course of the day, she realized that she hadn't messed herself at all. She suspected that Chrysalis's curse had a property that converted it all to gas. She was thankful for this, as she'd take farting and peeing herself over soiling herself any day.
...
At long last, the second day came, although Rarity had been enjoying this time with Applejack, and giggled rather than blushed every time she farted or peed herself, meaning she didn't mind it as much as she used to.
"All right," said Applejack. "Should be another ten minutes till this curse wears off."
Rarity felt like she was about to explode. "Applejack... you might want to take cover. This one feels bigger than any of the others."
"Ah can handle it," said Applejack.
"Here it comes," said Rarity, raising her behind in the air.
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The longest, loudest fart in pony history erupted out of Rarity's butt. It was just over a minute long, and Rarity was panting when she was done.
"Phew," said Applejack as she fanned the air with her hat. "You sure know how to fart, girl!"
Rarity just giggled. This was the most unladylike thing she had ever done, but she didn't mind in front of Applejack.
She felt she really needed to pee as well, so she let it all out, not bothering to try to wait until the last nine minutes. She noticed she was still peeing after the six minutes, and knew that this, like her last fart, was the grand finale. She peed harder and harder, though it seemed there was no limit to her pee this time.
Rarity wet herself for the last nine minutes, and then she was empty. Her gas was gone as well. Her shorts were soaked and smelled bad, but she didn't care. This was finally over, and Applejack had helped her get through it all.
"How you feeling, Rares?" said Applejack.
"Much better," said Rarity, relieved to not only be done with this, but also from her bladder no longer being full.
Applejack playfully slapped Rarity's butt. Rarity didn't mind. She liked it a lot. Especially when Applejack did it.
She took another unofficial bath in the lake, removed her outfit at long last, and made her way home with Applejack to take a bubblebath and clean off completely. None of the other ponies mentioned it again, and within the week she had put the whole incident behind her.