The Story Of Nat

by ElaborateMonkey101

Rating: teen
Tags: Science Fiction, Crossover, Human
Length: 2257

Nat the interdimensional God get's trapped in Nightmare Moon's body

Nat the interdimensional God get's trapped in Nightmare Moon's body and goes on an adventure to escape whilst trying to keep reality from falling apart.

Lol, u probs don't wanna read this.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-05-16 21:47:45 UTC

Chapter 1: Big Problems

A massive bang shot out across Equestria shocking anypony that heard it. A large orb shot out of a black hole in the sky. Flames ran all along it leaving a grey streak in the sky. BOOM! A massive explosion rose up from the Everfree Forest. There sat a massive crater and what remained of the massive sphere.

"Ugh, what happened" came my voice from the wreckage.

"I knew I should've checked my calculations. Then again, I could just use magic to get here, but where's the fun in that?" I said to no one in particular.

"Why does my voice sound so different?" I asked myself looking down to see my body.

I saw a quadrupedal black horse with two tattoos on its flanks and an ethereal flowing tail that looked like the stars in the sky. The tattoos were crescent moons on a dark blue splotch. Protruding out of its head was a horn the size of Las Vegas. Two large wings stuck out of my back.

This was interesting, I had never been to a dimension that changed my form.

"What?!"

"How'd it?"

"Well, I'll just..."

"Wh..."

"Where are my powers!?"

At that moment I looked up to see a huge black hole looming in the sky.

"Shit."

At least it's far away in space and not close by. That must be my magic! It must've been pulled out of me when I came through.

"I'll just send a dimensional portal request to my realm."

"Seriously, have I lost connection to my realm as well!?"

This day just kept getting better.

May as well go off to find the locals and see if they knew anybody who could make an inter-dimensional portal. Otherwise, I would have to gather materials that most likely didn't exist here to make an artificial one. Or this dimension would descend into chaos and fall apart as my magic consumed everything. All that would be left would be me and my magic.

I soon found out that I could still use magic but not as powerful as needed to leave this dimension or change back. Walking was hard and it took ages to get anywhere. I would keep falling over or tripping up on a branch.

MEANWHILE

A guard came rushing into the throne room.

"Princess Celestia, an object just fell from the sky and crashed into the Everfree Forest!" The guard said gasping for breath.

"Take me there at once we must see what has landed," Celestia asked in a rushed tone.

"As you wish, your highness."  The guard replied heading off to prepare a chariot.

Finally, I was beginning to see light coming above the trees.

I hope it's not too far.

As I was ambling down away from where I crashed I saw a flying chariot overhead.

A sign of advanced technology, I'm saved! Well at least from many years of boredom.

As the chariot started coming towards the ground I realised that it was actually just being pulled by Pegasi.

"Damn it! At least there's sentient life."

As it landed a large horse thing that also had wings and a horn stepped out. It let out a large gasp.

"Nightmare Moon!? How are you here?!" It yelled in surprise.

"Lady, I don't know who this Nightmare Moon character is, but I am a god trapped in its body and unless someone is able to open up a portal to a different dimension, this one is going to be destroyed." I blurted out.

"What?" She asked in shock.

"Yes, that black thing up there is my magic until I reestablish a connection with my realm it will swallow everything whole."

Celestia knew Nightmare Moon wouldn't be smart enough to come up with something like that, even she couldn't understand half of it. And it was right, there was a black spot in the sky.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm looking for a being with immense power, I must be going," I said getting ready to go.

"Wait!" Celestia shouted.

"What?" I asked.

"How do I know that you are not Nightmare Moon?" She said giving me a glare.

"You're probably just making all of this nonsense up."

"ENOUGH! I am a GOD you dull creature and I will not be bullied by th-"

KABOOM!

The explosion echoed throughout Equestria as I was hit by a ball of pure energy.

"Uhgg, my head. What happened."

I opened my eyes and looked at where I was. Shit. I was in a hospital. This had never happened before. The last time I ever went was before all this happened before I had become whole. Back then when a small part of me was trapped in a nonmagical human body. All those years of research had finally paid off when I broke the barrier. Soon after that, I realised that I had been scattered across space and time. I made myself whole and became a God. I never had to go to a hospital as I would instantly regenerate but it would be hard to hurt me in the first place.

"That FUCKING BITCH!"

I was mad now. I honestly didn't care that much but because of all that had happened today, it just pushed me over the edge. I swear, when I get my powers back I will trap her in an infinite time loop and kill her over and over again. But how was I to get my powers back? It would take forever to make an artificial portal and I hadn't sensed anybody who could make one magically either. Aha! I could summon one of the Elements of Insanity. Hopefully, I could remember the incantation. Welp here goes nothing.

"Triangulum, entangulum. Meteforis dominus ventium. Meteforis venetisarium!"

"Egassem sdrawkcab!"

"Egassem sdrawkcab!"

"Egassem sdrawkcab!"

"Egassem sdrawkcab!"

"Egassem sdrawkcab!!!"

What. No. No! NO! NO! This can't be happening! This had to be a trap. A cage obviously set up to keep me here forever. Mark my words whoever is up there:

"I don't know who you are..."

"I don't know what you want..."

"But I will look for you..."

"I will find you..."

"And I will KILL you!"

As I could not store all of the information I knew in one form, I massive artificial brain to store it. Sadly I could not access this as it was in my realm.

Princess Luna entered the room.

"What is thy business here Nightmare Moon?!" Luna said with a growl.

"Oh not this again, I thought I had already explained I wasn't her!" I sighed back.

"I thought the Element bearers defeated you not long ago." She continued on, not caring what I was saying.

"Wait. Are you talking about the Elements of Insanity?" I asked curiously.

"I have no idea what you are talking about but I mean the Elements of Harmony." She replied.

Where had I heard that before? If only I wasn't trapped here.

"I am not Nightmare Moon, seriously ask me any question."

"Alright, how did you get here?" She questioned.

"Well, I was travelling dimensions with my machine when I crashed in the middle of some forest. I then discovered that I was in this body without my magic which is currently being stored above us in space." I explained.

"Strange. My magic is telling me that you're telling the truth. But what you said sounds impossible." She said with a surprised expression.

"But whatever shall we do about it?"

"All I need is a very powerful being or lots of materials that probably don't exist," I replied.

"How powerful exactly?"

"Powerful enough to travel dimensions."

"I'll see what we can find, in the meantime, you should get some rest." She said leaving.

Oh well I'll just wait till tommorow.

Chapter 2: The Memes Awaken

DAY 2

I gave out a great big yawn as I was greeted by the sun.

"Oh no, another day without the sweet succulent taste of memes. I could do with several right now." I said out loud.

This day was going to be boring. I had pretty much no magic, no way to contact my realm and I was still in a hospital. If there was only some way I could find someone who could create portals. You know what, I'm bored. I decided to get out of the bed. As I tried getting up my legs started hurting. Perfect. Now I have to deal with pain. At least it shouldn't bother me that much. Eventually, I was standing on my feet (or was it hooves now? I don't care.)

I looked out the window on the door. Damn it. There were two guards positioned outside. How would I be able to get past them? Damn. If only there was some kind of wizard that could help me out.

"Did somebody say wizard?" Asked the rock that burst through the ceiling.

"OH JESUS WTF!" I yelled.

"I heard that you need help. What do you want? To grow a moustache?"

"No, I just want to get out of here!" I replied.

"Okie Dokie!"

"HEMOGUS EXPLODUS!"

The 508th explosion occurred at this very moment.

"Why head, why? What did I do to deserve this pain."

I looked around and realised I was free. But surrounding me was rubble and junk from the hospital.

"Umm. I think it's time to start running."

I then ran off as fast as I could. Why does it have to be so hard running on four legs? Then again why is everyone running inside? Meh, doesn't matter, I only have to focus on getting out of here now. Oh shit, it's those pegasus things. Must increase speed to over 9000!

Ah the forest, if I'm quick I might be able to hide there. I should also collect materials from the wreckage, they could prove some useful abilities. Come on, I'm nearly there!

"Arggh!" I shouted as a purple glow surrounded me, stopping me in my tracks.

"Let me go you insolent freak! What is it with people always trying to kill me?"

"Quick girls, let's use the Elements Of Harmony now!" ordered the purple unicorn to five other pony things.

"SHIT!" I screamed as a massive rainbow of colours came down towards me.

But nothing happened.

"What. Why am I not dead."

The six ponies gasped in awe.

"How?" The purple one trembled.

"Well, I don't give a fuck, so goodbye," I said running off into the forest.

This was good news. It had appeared due to my survival of the rainbow death laser, that I still possessed a small fraction of my power. I had finally arrived at the place I had crashed, where there were pieces of metal lying everywhere. This was perfect. There might just be enough material to make a reality destabiliser. This would allow me to edit matter into anything I want. I'd better get collecting.

After what had seemed like days, I finally finished getting all the pieces, but I would still need to put it together. That was going to be hard. Luckily I could produce enough heat with what scraps of my magic I had to fuse the pieces together. If all went well, I could have this done by tomorrow.

TOMMOROW (it's called today though)

It's a weird thing being tired. I only stayed up for 33 hours. So as it turns out, I have to sleep. Luckily I had finally finished working on the reality destabiliser and it was ready to go. With this, I could create anything providing I had the material. It was time to test it.

I would start with something simple. Let's try turning a tree into a chair. I attached the helmet that would read my thoughts on and powered the machine on as it gave a loud humming purr. I pointed it at the tree and pushed the button. A cool blue wave of energy protruded from it hitting the tree. I watched as the tree slowly morphed into a wooden chair perfect for sitting on.

"IT WORKS!" I said.

All those hours of work had paid off. Now I could make almost anything. I might actually edit myself back to my original form, not this stupid quadrupedal horse body. But now work was going to get a whole lot easier.

"Urgh," I moaned.

Maybe I had been awake too long. I'd better get some sleep, or else I might just pass out. Oh well, goodnight myself.

ONE DAY AFTER THAT

I awoke to the sounds of hooves scraping across the ground.

"Sweet Celestia, I have never seen anything like this," I heard a voice whisper.

Shit. Why. Every single time. Why do they always have to find me? At least this time I was prepared.

"SHOW YOURSELF!" I yelled putting on the helmet and grabbing the reality destabiliser.

"Every pony now!" One of the attackers ordered

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" I shouted erecting a large dirt wall around me.

Sadly it didn't last for long as it disintegrated when a white ball of energy hit it.

"ARRGH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS SO DIFFICULT!"

Just as I was about to fire it at her I was knocked out cold.

DATE: UKNOWN PLACE:DUNGEONS

No. This was bad. It had appeared to me that I was in the dungeons. I didn't have my reality destabiliser or any magic due to these horrid magic dampening rings. I was screwed.

"MARK MY WORDS. A DAY WILL COME IN THE FUTURE WHEN EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE!"