This story has a sequel! (What, you thought we were done?)

Scholars from the great libraries of the Crystal Empire down to the wit of an Appleoosan school-marm tend to agree - a life filled by countless days of existing upon a large pile of wealth is a sign that dragons seek their own contentment. Twiddling one's talons in boredom simply isn't a thing for Equestria's apex predator, unless you happen to be a rather tiny dragon with a mind for comic books, denied the latest issue of Batmare as your equine guardian drags you off to redefine the nature of pony private parts.

Will Twilight Sparkle's maniacal jaunt through the Canterlot Archives shed any light on Ponyville's curious anatomical quandary? Will royal meddling, rocky cocks, and guffaws about Uranus only make things worse!? Come inside and find out!

(Don't blame me. Blame the ponies who wanted more!)