CHAPTER 4: GETTING PAST THE 1000-WORD LIMIT THINGIE
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Quarter Pony: Halfway to Destruction
CHAPTER 4: GETTING PAST THE 1000-WORD LIMIT THINGIE
Ponyville was nice and the plants were singing and the sun was at the top of the sky. Ponies went around doing their everyday chores and everything was normal. However, deep within the bowels of a certain famous bakery, an argument was raging between two of the Elements of Harmony; the protege of Princess Celestia and the owner of the bakery,
"And that's how Equestria was made!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie after Twilight finished reading her story.
Twilight's ear flopped down and her head was tilted upward in a perfect impression of a fish. She was stunned by the sheer amount of errors Pinkie's story contained, not to mention how much sense it DIDN'T MAKE.
Pinkie flailed her limbs around like a Gmod ragdoll, each hitting Twilight hundreds of times per second. Strangely enough, she did not seem to be affected by this and started speaking.
"Seriously, this story is stupid. SCHTOOPID. SCH-"
Pinkie Pie had stuffed a cupcake into Twilight's mouth in order to shut her up. How she got the cupcake, Twilight didn't know, but she chalked it up to Pinkie being, well, herself.
Pinkie Pie's mane had deflated. They were long and straight instead of the short and curly mess that usually resided on her head.
She didn't like anyone insulting her work, which she put so much effort into to try and make people laugh. It was like the Discord-laughing-at-Pinkie-Pie incident again.
"It's called fiction for a reason, you know," she said all serious and stern.
Pinkie Pie returned to her normal jovial and happy self after stating her feelings. Her mane reinflated somehow. She snatched the cupcake from Twilight's mouth and swallowed it whole. When Twilight saw this, her face turned all green and she began her fruitless search for a wastepaper basket or any container to empty her load in.
Just then, a parasprite fell down from the ceiling onto Twilight's head. It wrapped it's limbs around the upper part of her head, trying to subdue it's target. As she flailed around, trying to get the parasprite off her head, the claws concealed in it's limbs dug their way into her head to the brain. They injected a chemical which linked her brain to that of the parasprite, effectively making her a zombie.
Pinkie, of course, was oblivious to the incident unfolding just behind her. She only thought about how the cupcake tasted of plum when she hadn't added it to the recipe. She was interrupted in her thoughts by a disembodied moan behind her. She turned around slowly...
...and found a zombiefied Twilight staring right at her. Blood trickled down her face from the wounds made by the parasprite. The colour in her eyes had been replaced by a blank white. Her chest had ripped itself open, giving all a glimpse at the internal organs of a pony. Provided they can stand such a gory display, that is. In a voice that wasn't hers, Twilight said,
"Pinkie Pye you were too slow and now I am zombie goast. YOU WILL PAY" while shaking her head around and spraying the walls with her blood.
Just as Pinkie was about to run away in fear, one of her songs began playing from somewhere. It was "Giggle at the Ghosties". At the same time, a strange metal contraption came out of nowhere and next to her. When she picked it up, a loud voice boomed out.
"Pinkie Pie then looked on the ground and found wepon so she pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goast in a house."
Suddenly, she knew how to fire the 'wepon', as the voice called it. She aimed the gun at her former friend's head and fired. The bullets punctured the soft flesh of the parasprite which killed it immediately. It fell off of her head and landed on the floor, dead. However, as Twilight's brain was linked to the parasprite's, when it died, she died along with it.
Pinkie Pie stared in shock at the headless body of her best friend. She had never been forced to kill a pony before. Grief took over and she ran over to hug Twilight's body despite the multiple wounds on it. A tear fell out of her eye and splashed on the cheek of the cadaver.
"You are dead sis but I killed the evil parasprite." Pinkie Pie told Twilight's corpse.
She was interrupted in her grief by multiple disembodied voices outside her house. Something snapped inside her at that very moment. She pulled out a can of perfume and a matchbox. She lit one of the matches up and sprayed it with the perfume to make a makeshift flamethrower. She opened the door-
"BUCK YOU AUTHOR, I DO WHAT I WANT!" shouted the delusional Pinkie Pie. She aimed the flamethrower at her oven instead.
AND SO SHE BLEW UP THE HOUSE AND KILLED THE ZOMBIE GOASTS SO THEY WERE AT PIECE
What happens next? You deiside!
Tahnks for reading please read my other fic i am new :(
Quarter Pony: Halfway to Destruction
CHAPTER 6: CLANSEING OF PONYVILL
The team jumpd into a carr and bought wepons from ravenholn and put them at the back. Spy put his step on the pedel and drived to Ponyvill as fast as he cuold. He did'nt know wherr it was and aksed Pinky for help then they went.
Pinky and spy and pyro went into Ponyvill.
There was a sign with somepons wditing under it saying "YOU SUDNT COME HERE". The ground wss messy and the pants were dead and the villgea was dirty and bloody from parasprites. Zombie poni goasts walked FASTLY like the speed of light to where the gang were stanfing.
Pinky pye saw Twoligth with strarnge helmet on herh ead where paraspirte was.
She started speaking.
"PINKY PYE YOU LET PARASPITE LAND ON ME AND MAD EME PARASPRITE ZOMBIE. DISKORD CAME AND PUT MAGIC IN ME AND MADE ME LIVE AND STRONG"
Pinky pye was wrecked with gilt. She left Twilight her beast friend apone when she was eating. She felt sorry for Twiilght then angyr at diskord for making her suffar.
"GET THE HUMENS AND PONIS" Twilight shouted. Poni zombie goasts started walking faster and faster.
Quarter Pony: Halfway to Destruction
CHAPTER 5: PINKY MEATS SPY AND PYRO
Pinky pye backfliped out of the sky and landed besides spai. She punshed spy in face for no reson and went strait to pyro at Red respawn. Pinky looked at pyro in the eyes and cry falled out and said "Pyro Twilight has dead". Pyro went sad at the ground then moved head real fast up.
"SPI YOU KILLD FAVORIT PONI?" Pyro said with growls.
"no pyro" the french man said after "Twilight has killed by head crap" the french man said again.
"I loved poni like sun raise... HEAD CRAB YOU WILL SUFFAR!" Pyro ponted and yelled.
Pieroa nd spai and pinky jumpd in to sky with kicks and hit landed in Ravenholdm after hour.
"Spy its time we have to kill the zombie goasts and make evil go away from here forrest of time!" Pyro said to Spy and Pinky.
"no bro we cunt kill hole town of zombie goast and head crap" Spy said and didnt go no where.
"hes right Pyro" Pinky said and didnt go no where neither.
Pyro was fraid for first time. He didnt want nothing to happen to Pinky and Spy because they were beast friends.
Juts then a zombie goast ran at them. Pyro fliped him ovet ands prayed Rainblower on town so instead of measy dirt and dark thre now things to be happy.
NOT THE END
Quarter Pony: Halfway to Destruction
Pyro danced around the lush green field, spraying his Rainblower everywhere to make plants grow and tickle his friends silly with his lollipop. He entered a BLU-coloured building and descended a flight of stairs to where the candy was kept, where his RED French friend, 'ze spy' as he liked to call himself, tried to tickle him on the back with a feather. There had always been this game of hide-and-seek, where the spy would try to tickle his friend, the Pyro, with his feather in order to make him fall asleep. The Pyro would try to do the same to the spy with his Ranblower.
This time, however, the Spy had a trick up his sleeve. When the Pyro came for him, he faked around a corner then went around it again, forcing the Pyro to expose his back and thus allowing him to backstab the still W+M1ing Pyro. He snickered as he tossed his spent cigarette onto the Pyro's body.
He sat on the Pyro's body for a while before going off to do battle with the Pyro again. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie was next to him.
What do?
