
Five Crazy Trials to Date Pinkie Pie
Spike endures five trials to understand what intimacy with a mare is really like.
Five trials. Complete those, and win the heart of Pinkie Pie.
The only problem? Spike wants Rarity, not Pinkie, but the years locked away in the library have offered him no skills in that endeavor. So he must endure the craziness—and the sanity behind it—of Pinkie Pie to learn what intimacy is really like.




32205 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
16 Chapters:
- Prologue 2018-11-05 04:09:53 UTC5401
- I - The Proposal 2018-11-05 12:52:34 UTC3502
- II - Two Hundred and Fifty Rules 2018-11-06 08:17:03 UTC3543
- III - Don't Touch Me 2018-11-07 14:46:09 UTC2677
- IV - Customer Service 2018-11-08 16:13:21 UTC1265
- V - Cleaning Up 2018-11-09 12:06:47 UTC2090
- VI - Steadfast Coffee 2018-11-10 14:04:38 UTC2508
- VII - Thiller 2018-11-11 22:29:36 UTC1383
- VIII - Intelligence and Kindness 2018-11-12 17:50:43 UTC1222
- IX - A Mission from Mayor Mare 2018-11-14 04:23:26 UTC1455
- X - A Meeting at Midnight 2018-11-15 04:23:27 UTC1126
- XI - Letter to the Lost 2018-11-15 16:49:29 UTC1726
- XII - Letters to Sisters 2018-11-16 22:18:29 UTC1172
- XIII - The Promise 2018-11-17 23:44:56 UTC1307
- XIV - Don't Be Afraid 2018-11-20 01:45:41 UTC965
- XV - The Three Dragons 2018-11-20 21:57:09 UTC863