Pinkietonby Imperfect PerfectionistChaptersPinkamena Diane PieNot Throwing Away My ShotThe Story Of TonightFarmer RefutedRight Hoof MareWinters BallHelplessSatisfiedStory Of Tonight (Reprise)Stay AliveTen Duel CommandmetsMeet me InsideThat Would Be EnoughGuns And ShipsTwilight Sparkle, Mam?The Schulyr SistersYou'll be BackWait For ItPinkamena Diane Pie[Twilight Sparkle] How does a bastard, orphan, filly of a whore and a Rock Farmer, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in Equestria by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar? [Spike] The ten-dollar Founding Mare without a Mother Got a lot farther by working a lot harder By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter By fourteen, they placed her in charge of a trading charter [Gilda] And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted Away across the waves, she struggled and kept her guard up Inside, she was longing for something to be a part of The sister was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter [Trixie] Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned Our girl saw her future drip, dripping down the drain Put a pencil to her temple, connected it to her brain And she wrote her first refrain, a testament to her pain [Twilight] Well, the word got around, they said, “This fillies is insane, man” Took up a collection just to send her to the mainland “Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name. What’s your name, kid?” [Pinkamena Diane Pie] Pinkamena Di-ane Pie My name is Pinkamena Di-ane Pie And there’s a million things I haven’t done But just you wait, just you wait... [Fluttershy] When she was ten her father split, full of it, debt-ridden Two years later, see Pinkie and her mother bed-ridden Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick [FULL COMPANY EXCEPT Pinkie (whispering)] And Pinkie got better but her mother went quick [Princess Luna] Moved in with her sister, the sister committed suicide Left her with nothin’ but ruined pride, something new inside A voice saying [Princess Luna] “You gotta fend for yourself.” [COMPANY] “Pinkie, you gotta fend for yourself.” [Luna] She started retreatin’ and readin’ every treatise on the shelf [Twilight] There would have been nothin’ left to do For someone less astute She woulda been dead or destitute Without a cent of restitution Started workin’, clerkin’ for her late mother’s landlord Tradin’ sugar cane and rum and all the things she can’t afford Scammin’ for every book she can get her hooves on Plannin’ for the future see her now as she stands on The bow of a ship headed for a new land In Neigh York you can be a new mare [COMPANY] Scammin’ Plannin’ Oooh... [COMPANY] In Neigh York you can Be a new mare— In Neigh York you can Be a new mare— [Pinkie] Just you wait! Just you wait! [COMPANY] In Neigh York you can be a new mare— [MARES] In Neigh York— [STALLIONS] Neigh York— [Pinkie] Just you wait! [COMPANY] Pinkamena Diane Pie We are waiting in the wings for you You could never back down You never learned to take your time! Oh, Pinkamena Diane Pie When AMareica sings for you Will they know what you overcame? Will they know you rewrote the game? The world will never be the same, oh [Twilight] The ship is in the harbor now See if you can spot her Another immigrant Comin’ up from the bottom Her enemies destroyed her rep America forgot him [COMPANY] Pinkamena Diane Pie! Waiting in the wings for you You never learned to take your time! Oh, Alexander Hamilton Pinkamena Diane Pie… AMareica sings for you Will they know what you overcame? Will they know you rewrote the game? The world will never be the same, oh [STALLIONS] Just you wait [COMPANY] Just you wait [Trixie/Rainbow & Zecora/Gilda] We fought with her [Spike/Surprise] Me? I died for her [Luna] Me? I trusted her [Fluttershy & Rarity & Applejack/ Fleur] Me? I loved her [Twilight] And me? I’m the damn fool that shot her [COMPANY] There’s a million things I haven’t done But just you wait! [Twilight] What’s your name, kid? [COMPANY] Pinkamena Diane Piane! Not Throwing Away My Shot{Pinkie] I am not throwing away my shot! I am not throwing away my shot! Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot! I’m ‘a get a scholarship to King’s College I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish I gotta holler just to be heard With every word, I drop knowledge! I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal Tryin’ to reach my goal. My power of speech: unimpeachable Only nineteen but my mind is older These Neigh York City streets get colder, I shoulder Ev’ry burden, ev’ry disadvantage I have learned to manage, I don’t have a gun to brandish I walk these streets famished The plan is to fan this spark into a flame But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out the name I am the— [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] PINKAMEN-A we are meant to be [HAMILTON] A colony that runs independently Meanwhile, The Empire keeps shittin’ on us endlessly Essentially, they tax us relentlessly Then King Sombra turns around, runs a spending spree He ain’t ever gonna set his descendants free So there will be a revolution in this century Enter me! Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike [Pinkie] Don’t be shocked when your hist’ry book mentions me I will lay down my life if it sets us free Eventually, you’ll see my ascendancy [Pinkie] And I am not throwing away My shot I am not throwing away My shot Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot [Spike] My shot! My shot! And I’m not throwing away my shot. [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot It’s time to take a shot! [Zecora] I dream of life without a monarchy The unrest in Prance will lead to ‘onarchy? ‘Onarchy? How you say, how you say, ‘anarchy?’ When I fight, I make the other side panicky With my— [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] Shot! [Rainbow Dash] Yo, I’m a tailor’s apprentice And I got y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis I’m joining the rebellion cuz I know it’s my chance To socially advance, instead of sewin’ some pants! I’m gonna take a— [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] Shot! [Spike] But we’ll never be truly free Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me You and I. Do or die. Wait till I sally in On a stallion with the first black battalion Have another— [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] Shot! [Twilight] Geniuses, lower your voices You keep out of trouble and you double your choices I’m with you, but the situation is fraught You’ve got to be carefully taught: If you talk, you’re gonna get shot! [Pinkie] Twily, check what we got Miss Zecora, hard rock like Lancelot I think your pants look hot Spike, I like you a lot Let’s hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin’ the pot... What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot Poppin’ a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists? Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is! Oh, am I talkin’ too loud? Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth I never had a group of friends before I promise that I’ll make y’all proud [Spike] Let’s get this girl in front of a crowd! [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike/ENSEMBLE] I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot [Spike] Ev’rybody sing: Whoa, whoa, whoa Hey! Whoa! Wooh!! Whoa! Ay, let ‘em hear ya! Let’s go! I said shout it to the rooftops! Said, to the rooftops! Come on! Come on, let’s go! [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Yea! [COMPANY] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Yea! [Spike] Rise up! When you’re living on your knees, you rise up Tell your brother that he’s gotta rise up Tell your sister that she's gotta rise up [Spike AND ENSEMBLE] When are these colonies gonna rise up? When are these colonies gonna rise up? When are these colonies gonna rise up? When are these colonies gonna rise up? Rise up! [COMPANY] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Rise up! [Pinkie] I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory When’s it gonna get me? In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me? If I see it comin’, do I run or do I let it be? Is it like a beat without a melody? See, I never thought I’d live past twenty Where I come from some get half as many Ask anybody why we livin’ fast and we laugh, reach for a flask We have to make this moment last, that’s plenty Scratch that This is not a moment, it’s the movement Where all the hungriest sisters with Something to prove went? Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand We roll like Celestia, claimin’ our promised land And? If we win our independence? Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants? Or will the blood we shed begin an endless Cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants? I know the action in the street is excitin’ But Luna, between all the bleedin’ ‘n fightin’ I’ve been readin’ ‘n writin’ We need to handle our financial situation Are we a nation of states? What’s the state of our nation? I’m past patiently waitin’. I’m passionately Smashin’ every expectation Every action’s an act of creation! I’m laughin’ in the face of casualties and sorrow For the first time, I’m thinkin’ past tomorrow [Pinkie AND COMPANY] And I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] We’re gonna rise up! Time to take a shot! We’re gonna rise up! Time to take a shot! We’re gonna [Pinkie] Time to take a shot! [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] Time to take a shot! Time to take a shot! Take a shot! Shot! Shot! A-yo it’s Time to take a shot! Time to take a shot! And I am— [ENSEMBLE] Not throwing away my shot Not throwing away my shot We’re gonna Rise up! Rise up! Rise up! Rise up! Rise up! Rise up! Ri— ri— ri— Time to take a shot! Time to take a shot! And I am— [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] Not throwin’ away my— [COMPANY] Not throwin’ away my shot! The Story Of Tonight[Pinkie] I may not live to see our glory! [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] I may not live to see our glory! [Pinkie] But I will gladly join the fight! [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] But I will gladly join the fight! [Pinkie] And when our children tell our story… [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] And when our children tell our story… [Pinkie] They’ll tell the story of tonight [Rainbow] Let’s have another round tonight [Zecora] Let’s have another round tonight [Pinkie] Let’s have another round tonight [Spike] Raise a glass to freedom Something they can never take away No matter what they tell you Raise a glass to the four of us [Spike/Rainbow] Tomorrow there’ll be more of us [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] Telling the story of tonight [Pinkie] They’ll tell the story of tonight [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] Raise a glass to freedom Something they can never take away [Pinkie] No matter what they tell you [Zecora/Rainbow ] Let’s have another round tonight [Spike] Raise a glass to the four of us [Pinkie] I may not live to see our glory! [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] I may not live to see our glory! [Pinkie] But I will gladly join the fight! [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] But I will gladly join the fight! [Pinkie] And when our children tell our story… [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] And when our children tell our story… [Pinkie] They’ll tell the story of tonight [Rainbow] Let’s have another round tonight [Zecora] Let’s have another round tonight [Pinkie] Let’s have another round tonight [Spike] Raise a glass to freedom Something they can never take away No matter what they tell you Raise a glass to the four of us [Spike/Rainbow] Tomorrow there’ll be more of us [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] Telling the story of tonight [Pinkie] They’ll tell the story of tonight [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] Raise a glass to freedom Something they can never take away [Pinkie] No matter what they tell you [Zecora/Rainbow /] Let’s have another round tonight [Spike] Raise a glass to the four of us [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] Tomorrow there’ll be more of us [Pinkie/Spike] Telling the story of tonight [Rainbow/Zecora] Let’s have another round tonight [Pinkie/Spike/ ENSEMBLE] They’ll tell the story of tonight They’ll tell the story of tonight They’ll tell the story of tonight [Rainbow/Zecora/ ENSEMBLE] Raise a glass to freedom Raise a glass to freedom They’ll tell the story of— [FULL ENSEMBLE] Tonight Tomorrow there’ll be more of us [Pinkie/Spike] Telling the story of tonight [Rainbow Dash/Zecora] Let’s have another round tonight [Pinkie/Spike/ ENSEMBLE] They’ll tell the story of tonight They’ll tell the story of tonight They’ll tell the story of tonight [Spike/Zecora/ ENSEMBLE] Raise a glass to freedom Raise a glass to freedom They’ll tell the story of— [FULL ENSEMBLE] Tonight Farmer Refuted[Seaswirl] Hear ye, hear ye! My name is Samantha Seaswirl And I present “Free Thoughts on the Proceedings of the Continental Congress!” Heed not the rabble who scream revolution They have not your interests at heart [Rainbow] Oh my Celestia. Tear this idiot apart [Seaswirl] Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution Don’t let them lead you astray This Congress does not speak for me [Twilight] Let her be [Seaswirl] They’re playing a dangerous game I pray the king shows you his mercy For shame, for shame… [Pinkie] Yo! He’d have you all unravel at the Sound of screams but the Revolution is comin’ The have-nots are gonna Win this It’s hard to listen to you with a straight face Chaos and bloodshed already haunt us, honestly you shouldn’t even talk. And what about Boston? Look at the cost, n’ all that we’ve lost n’ you talk About Congress?! My dog speaks more eloquently than thee! But strangely, your mange is the same Is he in Ponsey? For the revolution! [Seaswirl] Heed not the rabble Who scream Revolution, they Have not your Interests At heart Chaos and bloodshed are Not a Solution. Don’t Let them lead you Astray This Congress does not Speak for me They’re playing a dangerous game I pray the king shows you his mercy For shame For shame! [COMPANY] For the revolution! [SEABURY] Heed— [Pinkie] If you repeat yourself again I’m gonna— [Seaswirl/Pinkie] Scream— [Pinkie] Honestly, look at me, please don’t read! [Seaswirl] Not your interests— [Pinkie] Don’t modulate the key then not debate with me! Why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea? [BURR] Pinkamena, please! [Pinkie] Twily, I’d rather be divisive than indecisive, drop the niceties [ENSEMBLE] Silence! A message from the King! A message from the King! [FULL COMPANY] A message from the King! Right Hoof Mare[COMPANY] Empires Admiral Howe’s got troops on the water Thirty-two thousand troops in Neigh York harbor [ENSEMBLE 1] Thirty-two thousand troops in Neigh York harbor When they surround our troops! They surround our troops! When they surround our troops! [ENSEMBLE 2] Thirty-two thousand troops in Neigh York harbor They surround our troops! They surround our troops! [Pinkie] As a foal on the farm I wished for a war I knew that I was poor I knew it was the only way to— [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] Rise up! [Pinkie] If they tell my story I am either gonna die on the battlefield in glory or— [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] Rise up! [Pinkie] I will fight for this land But there’s only one mare Who can give us a command so we can— [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] Rise up! [Pinkie] Understand? It’s the only way to— [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] Rise up! Rise up! [Pinkie] Here she comes! [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Twilight] Mares and gentlecolts! [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Twilight] The moment you’ve been waiting for! [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Twilight] The pride of Mount Vernon! [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Twilight] Princess Celestia! [Celestia] We are outgunned Outmanned Outnumbered Outplanned We gotta make an all out stand Ayo, I’m gonna need a right-hoof mare. [ENSEMBLE] What? What? Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck! Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck! [Celestia] Check it— Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond? Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second? Now I’m the model of a modern major general The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal Writin’ letters to relatives Embellishin’ my elegance and eloquence But the elephant is in the room The truth is in ya face when ya hear the Empires cannons go… [ENSEMBLE] Boom! [Celestia] Any hope of success is fleeting How can I keep leading when the people I’m Leading keep retreating? We put a stop to the bleeding as the British take Brooklyn Knight takes rook, but look We are outgunned Outmanned Outnumbered Outplanned We gotta make an all out stand Ayo, I’m gonna need a right-hoof mare Incoming! [ENSEMBLE] What? What? Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck! Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck! [Pinkie] They’re battering down the Battery check the damages [Rainbow] Rah! [Pinkie] We gotta stop ‘em and rob ‘em of their advantages [Rainbow] Rah! [Pinkie] Let’s take a stand with the stamina the Gods has granted us Pinkie Pie won’t abandon ship Yo, let’s steal their cannons— [Rainbow] Shh-boom! [COMPANY] Boom! [Celestia] Goes the cannon, watch the blood and the shit spray and… [COMPANY] Boom! [Celestia] Goes the cannon, we’re abandonin’ Kips Bay and… [COMPANY] Boom! [Celestia] There’s another ship and… [COMPANY] Boom! [Celestia] We just lost the southern tip and… [COMPANY] Boom! [Celestia] We gotta run to Harlem quick, we can’t afford another slip Guns and horses giddyup I decide to divvy up My forces, they’re skittish as the British cut the city up This close to giving up, facing mad scrutiny I scream in the face of this mass mutiny: Are these the men with which I am to defend America? We ride at midnight, Manhattan in the distance I cannot be everywhere at once, people I’m in dire need of assistance… [Twilight] Your excellency, mam! [Celestia] Who are you? [Twilight] Twilight Sparkle, Mam? Permission to state my case? [Celestia] As you were [Twilight] Sir I was a captain under General Montgomery Until he caught a bullet in the neck in Quebec And well, in summary I think that I could be of some assistance I admire how you keep firing on the British From a distance [Celestia] Huh [Twilight] I have some questions, a couple of suggestions on how to fight instead of fleeing west [Celestia] Yes? [Twilight] Well— [Pinkie] Your excellency, you wanted to see me? [Celestia] Pinkie, come in, have you met Twilight? [Pinkie] Yes, mam [Pinkie & Twilight] We keep meeting [Twilight] As I was saying, mam, I look forward to seeing your strategy play out [Celestia] Twilight? [Twilight] Sir? [Celestia] Close the door on your way out [Pinkie] Have I done something wrong, mam? [Celestia] On the contrary I called you here because our odds are beyond scary Your reputation precedes you, but I have to laugh [Pinkie] Mam? [Celestia] Pinkie Pie, how come no one can get you on their staff? [Pinkie] Mam! [Celestia] Don’t get me wrong, you’re a young man of great renown I know you stole Sombras cannons when we were still downtown Nathaniel Green and Henry Knox wanted to hire you… [Pinkie] To be their Secretary? I don’t think so [Celestia] Why’re you upset? [Pinkie] I’m not— [Celestia] It’s alright, you want to fight, you’ve got a hunger I was just like you when I was younger Head full of fantasies of dyin’ like a martyr? [Pinkie] Yes [Celestia] Dying is easy, young mare. Living is harder [Pinkie] Why are you telling me this? [Celestia] I’m being honest I’m working with a third of what our Congress has promised We are a powder keg about to explode I need someone like you to lighten the load. So? [COMPANY ] I am not throwin’ away my shot! I am not throwin’ away my shot! Ayo, I’m just like my country, I’m young Scrappy and hungry! [Pinkie] I am not throwing away my shot! [Celestia] Filly [Celestia & COMPANY] We are outgunned, outmanned! [Pinkie] You need all the help you can get I have some friends. Spike, Rainbow Zecora, okay, what else? [Celestia & COMPANY] Outnumbered, outplanned! [Pinkie] We’ll need some spies on the inside Some King’s men who might let some things slide I’ll write to Congress and tell ‘em we need supplies, you rally the guys, Master the element of surprise I’ll rise above my station, organize your information, ‘til we rise to the occasion of our new nation. Mam! [COMPANY] Boom! Chicka-boom! SCHUYLER SISTERS/WOMEN] Whoa, whoa, whoa... Whoa, whoa, whoa... Whoa, whoa, whoa… [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Pinkie] Rise up! [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] What? [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Pinkie/SCHUYLER SISTERS/WOMEN] Rise up! [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] What? [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Pinkie/SCHUYLER SISTERS] Rise up! [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] What? [COMPANY] Here comes the Princess! [Pinkie] What? [Celestia] And her right hoof mare! [COMPANY] Boom! Winters Ball[Twilight] How does the bastard, orphan, foal of a whore Go on and on Grow into more of a phenomenon? Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother Be seated at the right hand of the mother? Celestia hires Pinkie right on sight But Pinkie still wants to fight, not write Now Pinkie’s skill with a quill is undeniable But what do we have in common? We’re Reliable with the [All Men] Ladies! [Burr] There are so many to deflower! [All Men] Ladies! [Twilight] Looks! Proximity to power [All Men] Ladies! [Twilight] They delighted and distracted her Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after her! [Pinkie] That’s true! [Full Company] 1780 [Twilight] A winter’s ball And the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all Yo, if you can marry a sister, you’re rich, son [Pinkie] Is it a question of if, Twily, or which one? [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike] Hey Hey Hey hey Helpless[Fluttershy] Ohh, I do I do I do I Dooo! Hey! Ohh, I do I do I do I Dooo! Girl you got me [ALL WOMEN] Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey [Fluttershy AND WOMEN] Helpless! Look into your eyes, and the sky’s the limit I’m helpless! Down for the count, and I’m drownin’ in ‘em I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night Laughin’ at my sister as she’s dazzling the room Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!” Tryin’ to catch your eye from the side of the ballroom Everybody’s dancin’ and the band’s top volume Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine Grab my sister, and Whisper, “Yo, this One’s mine.” My sister made her way across the room to you And I got nervous, thinking “What’s she gonna do?” She grabbed you by the arm, I’m thinkin’ “I’m through” Then you look back at me and suddenly I’m Helpless! Oh, look at those eyes Oh! Yeah, I’m Helpless, I know I’m so into you I am so into you I know I’m down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em. [ALL WOMEN] Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh Helpless! Look into your eyes And the sky’s the limit I’m Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em I’m helpless! Look into your eyes And the sky’s the limit I’m helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em. [Pinkie] Where are you taking me? [Rarity] I’m about to change your life [Pinkie] Then by all means, lead the way [Fluttershy] Fluttershy Schuyler. It’s a pleasure to meet you [Pinkie] Schuyler? [Rarity] My sister [Fluttershy] Thank you for all your service [Pinkie] If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it [Rarity] I’ll leave you to it [Fluttershy AND WOMEN] One week later [Fluttershy] I’m writin’ a letter nightly Now my life gets better, every letter that you write me Laughin’ at my sister, cuz she wants to form a harem [Rarity] I’m just sayin’, if you really loved me, you would share him [Fluttershy] Ha! Two weeks later In the living room stressin’ My father’s stone-faced While you’re asking for his blessin’ I’m dying inside, as You wine And dine And I’m tryin’ not to cry ‘cause there’s nothing that your mind can’t do My father makes his way across the room To you I panic for a second, thinking “we’re through” But then he shakes your hand and says “Be true” And you turn back to me, smiling, and I’m Helpless! Helpless! Hoo! That girl is mine The girl is mine! Helpless! Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in em [ALL WOMEN] Stressin’ Blessin’ Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh Helpless! Look into your eyes And the sky’s the Limit I’m Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em I’m Helpless! Look into your eyes And the sky’s the Limit I’m Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in em [Pinkie] Flutters, I don’t have a dollar to my name An acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame All I have’s my honor, a tolerance for pain A couple of college credits and my top-notch brain Insane, your family brings out a different side of me Sweetie confides in me, Rarity tried to take a bite of me No stress, my love for you is never in doubt We’ll get a little place in Hooflem and we’ll figure it out I’ve been livin’ without a family since I was a child My father left, my mother died, I grew up buckwild But I’ll never forget my mother’s face, that was real And long as I’m alive, Flutters, swear to Luna You’ll never feel so… Flutters… I’ve never felt so— My life is gon’ be fine cuz Eliza’s in it. [Fluttershy] I do I do I do I do! I do I do I do I do! Hey, yeah, yeah! I’m down for the count I’m— I look into your eyes, and the sky’s the limit I’m …drownin’ in ‘em. [ALL WOMEN] Helpless! Helpless! Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em Helpless! Helpless! Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em. [ALL WOMEN] In Neigh York, you can be a new mare… In Neigh York, you can be a new mare… In Neigh York, you can be a new mare… [Fluttershy] Helpless Satisfied[LAURENS] Alright, alright. That’s what I’m talkin’ about! Now everyone give it up for the maid of honor Angelica Schuyler! [Rarity] A toast to the groom! To the bride! From your sister Who is always by your side To your union And the hope that you provide May you always… Be satisfied [ALL MEN] To the groom! To the groom! To the groom! To the bride! To the bride! Rarity! Rarity! Rarity! By your side! To the union! To the revolution! You provide! You provide! [HAMILTON AND MEN] Always— Rewind— [ALL WOMEN] To the groom! To the bride! To the bride! [ELIZA AND WOMEN] Rarity! By your side! To the union! To the revolution! You provide! Always— Rewind— Rewind, Rewind Helpless, sky's, sky's Drownin' in em Drownin', rewind I remember that night, I just might (rewind) I remember that night, I just might (rewind) I remember that night, I remember that— [Rarity] I remember that night, I just might Regret that night for the rest of my days I remember those soldier boys Tripping over themselves to win our praise I remember that dreamlike candlelight Like a dream that you can’t quite place But Alexander, I’ll never forget the first Time I saw your face I have never been the same Intelligent eyes in a hunger-pang frame And when you said “Hi,” I forgot my dang name Set my heart aflame, ev’ry part aflame [FULL COMPANY] This is not a game… [Pinkie] You strike me as a mare who has never been satisfied [Rarity] I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. You forget yourself [Pinkie] You’re like me. I’m never satisfied [Rarity] Is that right? [Pinkie] I have never been satisfied [Rarity] My name is Rarity Schuyler [Pinkie] Pinkamena Diane Pie [Rarity] Where’s your fam’ly from? [Pinkie] Unimportant. There’s a million things I haven’t done but Just you wait, just you wait… [Rarity] So so so— So this is what it feels like to match wits With someone at your level! What the hell is the catch? It’s The feeling of freedom, of seein’ the light It’s Ben Hooflin with a key and a kite! You see it, right? The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minutes Ev’rything we said in total agreement, it’s A dream and it’s a bit of a dance A bit of a posture, it’s a bit of a stance. She’s a Bit of a flirt, but I’m ‘a give it a chance I asked about her fam’ly, did you see his answer? Her hooves started fidgeting, she looked askance? She’s penniless, she’s flying by the seat of her pants Beautiful, boy, does she know it! Pink fuzz, and she can’t even grow it! I wanna take her far away from this place Then I turn and see my sister’s face and she is… [Fluttershy] Helpless… [Rarity] And I know she is… [Fluttershy] Helpless… [Rarity] And her eyes are just… [Fluttershy] Helpless… [Rarity] And I realize [Rarity AND COMPANY] Three fundamental truths at the exact same time… [Pinkie] Where are you taking me? [Rarity] I’m about to change your life [Pinkie] Then by all means, lead the way [COMPANY] Number one! [Rarity] I’m a girl in a world in which My only job is to marry rich My father has no sons so I’m the one Who has to social climb for one So I’m the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in Neigh York City is insidious And Pinkamena is penniless Ha! That doesn’t mean I want her any less [Fluttershy] Fluttershy Schuyler. It’s a pleasure to meet you [Pinkie] Schuyler? [Rarity] My sister [COMPANY] Number two! [Rarity] She’s after me cuz I’m a Schuyler sister That elevates her status, I’d Have to be naïve to set that aside Maybe that is why I introduce her to Fluttershy Now that’s her bride Nice going, Rarity, he was right You will never be satisfied [Fluttershy] Thank you for all your service [Pinkie] If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it [Rarity] I’ll leave you to it [COMPANY] Number three! [Rarity] I know my sister like I know my own mind You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind If I tell her that I love her she’d be silently resigned She’d be mine She would say, “I’m fine” [Rarity AND COMPANY] She’d be lying [Rarity] But when I fantasize at night It’s Pinkamena’s eyes As I romanticize what might Have been if I hadn’t sized her Up so quickly At least my dear Fluttershy’s her wife; At least I keep her eyes in my life… To the groom! To the bride! From your sister Who is always by your side To your union And the hope that you provide May you always Be satisfied And I know She’ll be happy as Her bride And I know [ALL MEN ] To the groom! To the groom! To the groom! To the bride! To the bride! Rarity! Rarity! By your side To the union! To the revolution! You provide! You provide! [Pinkie AND MEN] Always— Be satisfied Be satisfied [MEN] Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied. [ALL WOMEN] To the groom! To the bride! To the bride! [Fluttershy AND WOMEN] Rarity! By your side To the union! To the revolution! You provide! Always— Be satisfied [WOMEN] Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied. [Rarity] She will never be satisfied I will never be satisfied Story Of Tonight (Reprise)[Spike] I may not live to see our glory! [Rainbow/Zecora] I may not live to see our glory! [Spike] But I’ve seen wonders great and small [Rainbow/Zecora] I’ve seen wonders great and small [Spike] ‘Cause if the shecat can get married [Rainbow/Zecora] If Pinkie can get married— [Spike] There’s hope for our plots, after all! [Zecora] Raise a glass to freedom [Spike/Rainbow] Hey! Something you will never see again! [Rainbow] No matter what she tells you [Zecora] Let’s have another round tonight! [Spike] Raise a glass to the four of us! [Zecora/Pinkie] Ho! [Rainbow] To the newly not poor of us! [Spike/Zecora/Pinkie] Woo! [Zecora] We’ll tell the story of tonight [Spike] Let’s have another round— [Pinkie] Well, if it isn’t Twilight Sparkle [Twilight] Mam! [Pinkie] I didn’t think that you would make it [Twilight] To be sure [Rainbow/Zecora] Twi! [Twilight] I came to say congratulations [Rainbow] Spit a verse, Twi! [Twilight] I see the whole gang is here [Zecora] You are the worst, Twi! [Pinkie] Ignore them. Congrats to you, Lieutenant Colonel I wish I had your command instead of manning George’s journal [Twilight] No, you don’t [Pinkie] Yes, I do [Twilight] Now, be sensible From what I hear, you’ve made yourself indispensable [Spike] Well, well, I heard You’ve got a special someone on the side, Burr [Pinkie] Is that so? [Spike] What are you tryin’ to hide, Twi? [Twilight] I should go [Pinkie] No, these guys should go [Zecora] What? [Spike] No! [Pinkie] Leave us alone [Rainbow] Man… [Pinkie] It’s alright, Twi. I wish you’d brought this boy with you tonight, Twi [Twilight] You’re very kind, but I’m afraid it’s unlawful, mam [Pinkie] What do you mean? [Twilight] He’s married [Pinkie] I see [Twilight] He's also a Crystal Empire officer [Pinkie] Oh shit… [Twilight] Congrats again, Pinkamena. Smile more I’ll see you on the other side of the war [Pinkie] I will never understand you If you love this woman, go get her! What are you waiting for? [Twilight] I’ll see you on the other side of the war [Pinkie] I’ll see you on the other side of the war Stay Alive[Fluttershy] Stay alive… [Flutttershy/Rarity/ENSEMBLE WOMEN] Stay alive… [Pinkie] I have never seen the Princess so despondent I have taken over writing all his correspondence Congress writes, “Celestia, attack the British forces.” I shoot back, we have resorted to eating our horses Local merchants deny us equipment, assistance They only take the Empires money, so sing a song of sixpence [Celestia] The cavalry’s not coming [Pinkie] But, mam! [Celestia] Pinkie, listen. There’s only one way for us to win this Provoke outrage, outright [Pinkie] That’s right [Celestia] Don’t engage, strike by night Remain relentless ‘til their troops take flight [Pinkie] Make it impossible to justify the cost of the fight [Celestia] Outrun [Pinkie] Outrun [Celestia] Outlast [Pinkie] Outlast [Celestia] Hit ‘em quick, get out fast [Pinkie] Chick-a-plao! [Celestia] Stay alive ‘til this horror show is past We’re gonna fly a lot of flags half-mast [Pinkie/Spike/Zecora] Raise a glass! [MULLIGAN] I go back to New York and my apprenticeship [Zecora] I ask for Zebra aid, I pray that Zebraic has sent a ship [Spike] I stay at work with Pinkie We write essays against slavery And every day’s a test of our camaraderie And bravery [Pinkie] We cut supply lines, we steal contraband We pick and choose our battles and places to take a stand And ev’ry day “mam, entrust me with a command,” And ev’ry day [Celestia] No [Pinkie] She dismisses me out of hoof Instead of me She promotes Pipsqueak Makes him second-in-command: [Pipsqueak] Pipsqueak. [Flutttershy/Rarity] Stay alive... [Pipsqueak] I’m a General. Whee!!!! [Pinkie] Yeah. He’s not the choice I would have gone with [Pinkie/Spike/Zecora] He shits the bed at the Battle of Monmouth [Celestia] Ev’ryone attack! [Pipsqueak] Retreat! [Celestia] Attack! [Pipsqueak] Retreat! [Celestia] What are you doing, Pip? Get back on your feet! [Pipsqueak] But there’s so many of them! [Celestia] I’m sorry, is this not your speed?! Pinkie! [Pinkie] Ready, mam! [Celestia] Have Zecora take the lead! [Pinkie] Yes, mam! [Spike] A thousand soldiers die in a hundred degree heat [Zecora] As we snatch a stalemate from the jaws of defeat [Pinkie] Pipsqueak was left behind Without a pot to piss in He started sayin’ this to anybody who would listen: [Pipsqueak] Celestia cannot be left alone to her devices Indecisive, from crisis to crisis The best thing she can do for the revolution Is turn n’ go back to sitting’ on that throne. [COMPANY] Oo!! [Celestia] Don’t do a thing. History will prove him wrong [Pinkie] But, mam! [Celestia] We have a war to fight, let’s move along [Spike] Strong words from Pip, someone oughta hold him to it [Pinkie] I can’t disobey direct orders [Spike] Then I’ll do it Pinkie, you’re the closest friend I’ve got [Pinkie] Spike, do not throw away your shot Ten Duel Commandmets[MEN] One, two, three, four [FULL COMPANY] Five, six, seven, eight, nine… [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike/Pip] It’s the Ten Duel Commandments [FULL COMPANY] It’s the Ten Duel Commandments Number one! [Spike] The challenge: demand satisfaction If they apologize, no need for further action [COMPANY] Number two! [Spike] If they don’t, grab a friend, that’s your second [Pinkie] Your lieutenant when there’s reckoning to be reckoned [COMPANY] Number three! [Pip] Have your seconds meet face to face [Twilight] Negotiate a peace… [Pinkie] Or negotiate a time and place [Twilight] This is commonplace, ‘specially ‘tween recruits [COMPANY] Most disputes die, and no one shoots Number four! [Spike] If they don’t reach a peace, that’s alright Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site [Pinkie] You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility [Twilight] You have him turn around so he can have deniability [COMPANY] Five! [Pip] Duel before the sun is in the sky [COMPANY] Pick a place to die where it’s high and dry Number six! [Pinkie] Leave a note for your next of kin Tell ‘em where you been. Pray that hell or heaven lets you in [COMPANY] Seven! [Pip] Confess your sins. Ready for the moment Of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent [COMPANY] Number eight! [Spike/Pip/Pinkie/Twilight] Your last chance to negotiate Send in your seconds, see if they can set the record straight… [Twilight] Pinkie [Pinkie] Twilight Sparkle, mam [Twilight] Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature? [Pinkie] Sure But your man has to answer for his words, Twi [Twilight] With his life? We both know that’s absurd, mam [Pinkie] Hang on, how many men died because Pip was inexperienced and ruinous? [Twilight] Okay, so we’re doin’ this [COMPANY] Number nine! [Pinkie] Look ‘em in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count [MEN] One two three four [FULL COMPANY] Five six seven eight nine [Pinkie/Twilight] Number [COMPANY] Ten paces! [Pinkie/Twilight] Fire! Meet me Inside[Pinkie] Pip, do you yield? [Twilight] You shot him in the side! Yes, he yields! [Spike] I’m satisfied [Twilight] Yo, we gotta clear the field! [Pinkie] Go! We won [COMPANY] Here comes the Princess! [Twilight] This should be fun [Celestia] What is the meaning of this? Ms. Sparkle, get a medic for the General [Twilight] Yes, mam [Celestia] Pip, you will never agree with me But believe me, these young mares don’t speak for me Thank you for your service [Twilight] Let’s ride! [Celestia] Pinkie! [Pinkie] Mam! [Celestia] Meet me inside [COMPANY] Meet her inside! Meet her inside! Meet her inside, meet her, meet her inside! [Celestia] Filly— [Pinkie] Don’t call me filly [Celestia] This war is hard enough Without infighting— [HAMILTON] Pip called you out. We called his bluff [Celestia] You solve nothing, you aggravate our allies to the south [Pinkie] You're absolutely right, Spike should have shot him in the mouth That would’ve shut him up [Celestia] Filly— [Pinkie] I’m notcha filly— [Celestia] Watch your tone I am not a maiden in need of defending, I am grown [HAMILTON (OVERLAPPING)] Pipsqueak, Caramel These stallions take your name and they rake it Through the mud [Celestia] My name’s been through a lot, I can take it [Pinkie] Well, I don’t have your name. I don’t have your titles I don’t have your land But, if you— [Celestia] No— [Pinkie] If you gave me command of a battalion, a group of stallions to lead, I could fly above my station after the war [Celestia] Or you could die and we need you alive [Pinkie] I’m more than willing to die— [Celestia] Your wife needs you alive, filly, I need you alive— [Pinkie] Call me filly one more time— [Celestia] Go home, Pinkamena That’s an order from your commander [Pinkie] Mam— [Celestia] Go home That Would Be Enough[Fluttershy] Look around, look around at how lucky we are To be alive right now Look around, look around… [Pinkie] How long have you known? [Fluttershy] A month or so [Pinkie] Flutter, you should have told me [Fluttershy] I wrote to the General a month ago [Pinkie] No [Fluttershy] I begged him to send you home [Pinkie] You should have told me [Fluttershy] I’m not sorry I knew you’d fight Until the war was won But you deserve a chance to meet your son Look around, look around at how lucky we are To be alive right now. [Pinkie] The war’s not Done. [Pinkie] Will you relish being a poor mare’s wife Unable to provide for your life? [Fluttershy] I relish being your wife Look around, look around… Look at where you are Look at where you started The fact that you’re alive is a miracle Just stay alive, that would be enough And if this child Shares a fraction of your smile Or a fragment of your mind, look out world! That would be enough I don’t pretend to know The challenges you’re facing The worlds you keep erasing and creating in your mind But I’m not afraid I know who I married So long as you come home at the end of the day That would be enough We don’t need a legacy We don’t need money If I could grant you peace of mind If you could let me inside your heart… Oh, let me be a part of the narrative In the story they will write someday Let this moment be the first chapter: Where you decide to stay And I could be enough And we could be enough That would be enough Guns And Ships[Twilight] How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower Somehow defeat a global superpower? How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire? Leave the battlefield waving Equestria’s flag higher? Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon! An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in! She’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ Sombra's henchmen Ev’ryone give it up for Equestria’s favorite fighting Zebraic! [COMPANY] Zecora! [Zecora] I’m takin my fate by the reins makin’ Redcoats redder with bloodstains [COMPANY] Zecora! [Zecora] And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em Drop and burn ‘em up and scatter their remains, I’m [COMPANY] Zecora! [Zecora] Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em! Enragin’ em! I’m— [COMPANY] Zecora! [Zecora] I go to Prance for more funds [COMPANY] Zecora! [Zecora] I come back with more [Zecora AND ENSEMBLE] Guns And ships And so the balance shifts [Celestia] We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts [Zecora] We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them off at sea, but For this to succeed, there is someone else we need: [Celestia] I know [Celestia AND COMPANY] Pinkie! [Zecora] Mam, she knows what to do in a trench Ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean— [Celestia AND COMPANY] Pinkie! [Zecora] Mam, you’re gonna have to use her eventually What’s she gonna do on the bench? I mean— [Celestia AND COMPANY] Pinkie! [Zecora] No one has more resilience Or matches my practical tactical brilliance— [Celestia AND COMPANY] Pinkie! [Zecora] You wanna fight for your land back? [Celestia] I need my right hoof mare back! [Zecora] Ah! Uh, get ya right hoof mare back You know you gotta get ya right hoof mare back I mean you gotta put some thought into the letter but the sooner the better To get your right hoof mare back! [COMPANY] Pinkie! [WOMEN] Pinkie! Pinkie! Pinkie, Pinkie! Pi— Pi—! [MEN] Get your right hoof mare back! Your right hoof mare back! Pinkie! Pi— Pi— Pinkie, Pinkie! Pi— Pi—! [Celestia] Pinkamena Diane Pie Troops are waiting in the field for you If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide Oh, Pinkamena Diane Pie I have soldiers that will yield for you If we manage to get this right They’ll surrender by early light The world will never be the same, Pinkamena… Twilight Sparkle, Mam?[COMPANY] 1776. Neigh York City [Pinkie ] Pardon me. Are you Twilight Sparkle, mam? [Twilight] That depends. Who’s asking? [Pinkie] Oh, well, okay, mam I’m Pinkamena Diane Pie, I’m at your service, mam I have been looking for you [Twilight] I’m getting nervous [Pinkie] Mam… I heard your name at Pranceton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It’s a blur, mam. He handles the financials? [Twilight] You punched Blueblood [Pinkie] Yes! I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I’m not stupid So how’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast? [Twilight] It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed [Pinkie] You’re an orphan. Of course! I’m an orphan God, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we’re worth more Than anyone bargained for… [Twilight] Can I buy you a drink? [Pinkie] That would be nice [Twilight] While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice Talk less [Pinkie] What? [Twilight] Smile more [Pinkie] Ha [Twilight] Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for [Pinkie] You can’t be serious [Twilight] You wanna get ahead? [Pinkie] Yes [Twilight] Foals who run their mouths off wind up dead [Spike] Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it? [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash] Show time! [Twilight] Like I said… [Spike] Show time! Show time! Yo! I’m Spike in the place to be! Two pints o’ Sam Adams, but I’m workin’ on three, uh! Those crystal warriors don’t want it with me! Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I’m free! [Zecora] Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Zecora! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say “Bonsoir!” Tell King Sombra “Casse toi!” Who’s the best? C’est moi! [Rainbow Dash] Brrrah brraaah! I am Rainbow Dash Up in it, lovin’ it, yes I heard ya mother said “Come again?” [Spike & Zecora] Ayyyyy [Rainbow Dash] Lock up ya sons and chimps, of course It’s hard to have intercourse only two sets of corsets… [Zecora] Wow [Spike] No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Let’s raise a couple more… [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash] To the revolution! [Spike] Well, if it ain’t the prodigy of Pranceton college! [Rainbow Dash] Twilight Sparkle! [Spike] Give us a verse, drop some knowledge! [Twilight] Good luck with that: you’re takin’ a stand You spit. I’m ‘a sit. We’ll see where we land [Zecora/] Boooo! [Spike] Twily, the revolution’s imminent. What do you stall for? [Pinkie] If you stand for nothing, Twily, what’ll you fall for? [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash] Ooh Who you? Who you? Who are you? [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash] Ooh, who is this kid? What’s she gonna do? The Schulyr Sisters[Twilight] There’s nothing rich folks love more Than going downtown and slummin’ it with the poor They pull up in their carriages and gawk At the students in the common Just to watch them talk Take Philip Schuyler: the man is loaded Uh-oh, but little does he know that His daughters, Sweetie Belle, Rarity, Fluttershy Sneak into the city just to watch all the guys at— [COMPANY] Work, work! [Rarity] Rarity! [COMPANY] Work, work! [Fluttershy] Fluttershy! [Sweetie] And Sweetie! [COMPANY] Work, work! The Schuyler sisters! [Rarity!] Rarity!! [Sweetie] Sweetie! [Fluttershy] Fluttershy! [COMPANY] Work! [Sweetie] Daddy said to be home by sundown [Rarity!] Daddy doesn’t need to know [Sweetie] Daddy said not to go downtown [Fluttershy] Like I said, you’re free to go [Rarity] But—look around, look around, the Revolution’s happening in Neigh York [Fluttershy/Sweetie] New York [COMPANY] Rarity [SCHUYLER SISTERS AND COMPANY] Work! [Sweetie] It’s bad enough daddy wants to go to war [Fluttershy] Ponies shouting in the square [Sweetie] It’s bad enough there’ll be violence on our shore [Rarity] New ideas in the air [Rarity AND MALE ENSEMBLE] Look around, look around— [Fluttershy] Rarity, remind me what we’re looking for… [ALL MEN] She’s lookin’ for me! [Rarity] Darling, I’m lookin’ for a mind at work I’m lookin’ for a mind at work! I’m lookin’ for a mind at work! Whooaaaaa! [Fluttershy/RaritySweetie] Whooaaaaa! Work! [COMPANY] Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! Work! [Twilight] Wooh! There’s nothin’ like summer in the city Someone in a rush next to someone lookin’ pretty Excuse me, miss, I know it’s not funny But your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money Why you slummin’ in the city in your fancy heels You searchin for an urchin who can give you ideals? [Rarity] Twi, you disgust me [Twilight] Ah, so you’ve discussed me I’m a trust fund, baby, you can trust me! [Rarity] I’ve been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine So men say that I’m intense or I’m insane You want a revolution? I want a revelation So listen to my declaration: [Fluttershy/Rarity/Sweetie] “We hold these truths to be self-evident That all men are created equal” [Rarity] And when I meet Gilda Griffinclaw [COMPANY] Unh! [Rarity] I’m ‘a compel her to include mares in the sequel! [Mares] Work! [Fluttershy] Look around, look around at how Lucky we are to be alive right now! [Fluttershy/Sweetie] Look around, look around at how Lucky we are to be alive right now! [Fluttershy/Rarity/Sweetie] History is happening in Manehattan and we just happen to be In the greatest city in the world! [SCHUYLER SISTERS AND COMPANY] In the greatest city in the world! [Rarity] Cuz I’ve been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine So men say that I’m intense or I’m insane You want a revolution? I want a revelation So listen to my declaration: [Rarity/Fluttershy/Sweetie] We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal Whoo! [Fluttershy/Sweetie] Look around, look around The revolution’s happening in— [Fluttershy/Sweetie] Neigh York! In Neigh York! [FEMALE ENSEMBLE] Look around Look around At how lucky we are to be alive right now [MEN] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [WOMEN] Look around, look around the revolution’s happening Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [FULL COMPANY] Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now! History is happening in Manehattan and we just happen to be [ALL WOMEN] In the greatest city in the world [ALL MEN] In the greatest city— [COMPANY] In the greatest city in the world! [COMPANY] Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! [COMPANY] Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! [Rarity] Rarity! [Fluttershy] Fluttershy! [Sweetie] And Sweetie! [Rarity/Fluttershy/Sweetie] The Schuyler sisters! We’re looking for a mind at work! Hey! Hey! [Rarity] Whoa! In the greatest City in the world [Fluttershy/Sweetie] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! In the greatest City in the world You'll be Back[King Sombra] You say The price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay You cry In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement when you went away Now you’re making me mad Remember, despite our estrangement, I’m your man You’ll be back, soon you’ll see You’ll remember you belong to me You’ll be back, time will tell You’ll remember that I served you well Oceans rise, empires fall We have seen each other through it all And when push comes to shove I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da… You say our love is draining and you can’t go on You’ll be the one complaining when I am gone... And no, don’t change the subject Cuz you’re my favorite subject My sweet, submissive subject My loyal, royal subject Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever… You’ll be back like before I will fight the fight and win the war For your love, for your praise And I’ll love you till my dying days When you’re gone, I’ll go mad So don’t throw away this thing we had Cuz when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat— Everybody! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da Dat dat da ya da! Wait For It[Twilight] Flash writes me a letter every day I'm keeping the bed warm while his wife is away She's on the British side in Georgia She's trying to keep the colonies in line But she can keep all of Georgia Flash, she's mine Love doesn't discriminate Between the sinners And the saints It takes and it takes and it takes And we keep loving anyway We laugh and we cry And we break And we make our mistakes And if there's a reason I'm by his side When so many have tried Then I'm willing to wait for it I'm willing to wait for it My grandfather was a fire and brimstone preacher But there are things that the Homilies and hymns won't teach ya My mother was a genius My father commanded respect When they died they left no instructions Just a legacy to protect [MEN] Preacher, preacher Preacher Teach ya, teach ya, teach ya Respect, respect [WOMEN] Genius [Twilight/ENSEMBLE] Death doesn’t discriminate Between the sinners And the saints It takes and it takes and it takes And we keep living anyway We rise and we fall And we break And we make our mistakes And if there’s a reason I’m still alive When everyone who loves me has died I’m willing to wait for it I’m willing to wait for it Wait for it [ENSEMBLE] Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it [Twilight] I am the one thing in life I can control [ENSEMBLE] Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it [Twilight] I am inimitable I am an original [ENSEMBLE] Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it [Twilight] I’m not falling behind or running late [ENSEMBLE] Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it [Twilight] I’m not standing still I am lying in wait [ENSEMBLE] Wait Wait Wait [Twilight] Pinkie faces an endless uphill climb [ENSEMBLE] Climb Climb Climb [Twilight] She has something to prove She has nothing to lose [ENSEMBLE] Lose Lose Lose Lose [Twilight] Pinkie’s pace is relentless She wastes no time [ENSEMBLE] Time Time Time [Twilight] What is it like in her hooves? Pinkie doesn’t hesitate She exhibits no restraint She takes and she takes and she takes And she keeps winning anyway She changes the game She plays and he raises the stakes And if there’s a reason She seems to thrive when so few survive, then Goddamnit— [Twilight] I'm willing to wait for it I'm willing to wait for it... Life doesn't discriminate Between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes We rise We fall And if there's a reason I'm still alive When so many have died Then I'm willin' to— [COMPANY] I'm willing to wait for it Wait for it Wait for... I'm willing to— Life doesn't discriminate Between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes And we keep living anyway We rise and we fall and we break And we make our mistakes And if there's a reason I'm still alive When so many have died Then I'm willin' to— [Twilight] Wait for it... Wait for it... [WOMEN] Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... [MEN] Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait...
Pinkamena Diane Pie[Twilight Sparkle] How does a bastard, orphan, filly of a whore and a Rock Farmer, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in Equestria by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar? [Spike] The ten-dollar Founding Mare without a Mother Got a lot farther by working a lot harder By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter By fourteen, they placed her in charge of a trading charter [Gilda] And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted Away across the waves, she struggled and kept her guard up Inside, she was longing for something to be a part of The sister was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter [Trixie] Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned Our girl saw her future drip, dripping down the drain Put a pencil to her temple, connected it to her brain And she wrote her first refrain, a testament to her pain [Twilight] Well, the word got around, they said, “This fillies is insane, man” Took up a collection just to send her to the mainland “Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name. What’s your name, kid?” [Pinkamena Diane Pie] Pinkamena Di-ane Pie My name is Pinkamena Di-ane Pie And there’s a million things I haven’t done But just you wait, just you wait... [Fluttershy] When she was ten her father split, full of it, debt-ridden Two years later, see Pinkie and her mother bed-ridden Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick [FULL COMPANY EXCEPT Pinkie (whispering)] And Pinkie got better but her mother went quick [Princess Luna] Moved in with her sister, the sister committed suicide Left her with nothin’ but ruined pride, something new inside A voice saying [Princess Luna] “You gotta fend for yourself.” [COMPANY] “Pinkie, you gotta fend for yourself.” [Luna] She started retreatin’ and readin’ every treatise on the shelf [Twilight] There would have been nothin’ left to do For someone less astute She woulda been dead or destitute Without a cent of restitution Started workin’, clerkin’ for her late mother’s landlord Tradin’ sugar cane and rum and all the things she can’t afford Scammin’ for every book she can get her hooves on Plannin’ for the future see her now as she stands on The bow of a ship headed for a new land In Neigh York you can be a new mare [COMPANY] Scammin’ Plannin’ Oooh... [COMPANY] In Neigh York you can Be a new mare— In Neigh York you can Be a new mare— [Pinkie] Just you wait! Just you wait! [COMPANY] In Neigh York you can be a new mare— [MARES] In Neigh York— [STALLIONS] Neigh York— [Pinkie] Just you wait! [COMPANY] Pinkamena Diane Pie We are waiting in the wings for you You could never back down You never learned to take your time! Oh, Pinkamena Diane Pie When AMareica sings for you Will they know what you overcame? Will they know you rewrote the game? The world will never be the same, oh [Twilight] The ship is in the harbor now See if you can spot her Another immigrant Comin’ up from the bottom Her enemies destroyed her rep America forgot him [COMPANY] Pinkamena Diane Pie! Waiting in the wings for you You never learned to take your time! Oh, Alexander Hamilton Pinkamena Diane Pie… AMareica sings for you Will they know what you overcame? Will they know you rewrote the game? The world will never be the same, oh [STALLIONS] Just you wait [COMPANY] Just you wait [Trixie/Rainbow & Zecora/Gilda] We fought with her [Spike/Surprise] Me? I died for her [Luna] Me? I trusted her [Fluttershy & Rarity & Applejack/ Fleur] Me? I loved her [Twilight] And me? I’m the damn fool that shot her [COMPANY] There’s a million things I haven’t done But just you wait! [Twilight] What’s your name, kid? [COMPANY] Pinkamena Diane Piane!
Not Throwing Away My Shot{Pinkie] I am not throwing away my shot! I am not throwing away my shot! Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot! I’m ‘a get a scholarship to King’s College I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish I gotta holler just to be heard With every word, I drop knowledge! I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal Tryin’ to reach my goal. My power of speech: unimpeachable Only nineteen but my mind is older These Neigh York City streets get colder, I shoulder Ev’ry burden, ev’ry disadvantage I have learned to manage, I don’t have a gun to brandish I walk these streets famished The plan is to fan this spark into a flame But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out the name I am the— [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] PINKAMEN-A we are meant to be [HAMILTON] A colony that runs independently Meanwhile, The Empire keeps shittin’ on us endlessly Essentially, they tax us relentlessly Then King Sombra turns around, runs a spending spree He ain’t ever gonna set his descendants free So there will be a revolution in this century Enter me! Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike [Pinkie] Don’t be shocked when your hist’ry book mentions me I will lay down my life if it sets us free Eventually, you’ll see my ascendancy [Pinkie] And I am not throwing away My shot I am not throwing away My shot Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot [Spike] My shot! My shot! And I’m not throwing away my shot. [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot It’s time to take a shot! [Zecora] I dream of life without a monarchy The unrest in Prance will lead to ‘onarchy? ‘Onarchy? How you say, how you say, ‘anarchy?’ When I fight, I make the other side panicky With my— [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] Shot! [Rainbow Dash] Yo, I’m a tailor’s apprentice And I got y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis I’m joining the rebellion cuz I know it’s my chance To socially advance, instead of sewin’ some pants! I’m gonna take a— [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] Shot! [Spike] But we’ll never be truly free Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me You and I. Do or die. Wait till I sally in On a stallion with the first black battalion Have another— [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] Shot! [Twilight] Geniuses, lower your voices You keep out of trouble and you double your choices I’m with you, but the situation is fraught You’ve got to be carefully taught: If you talk, you’re gonna get shot! [Pinkie] Twily, check what we got Miss Zecora, hard rock like Lancelot I think your pants look hot Spike, I like you a lot Let’s hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin’ the pot... What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot Poppin’ a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists? Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is! Oh, am I talkin’ too loud? Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth I never had a group of friends before I promise that I’ll make y’all proud [Spike] Let’s get this girl in front of a crowd! [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike/ENSEMBLE] I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot [Spike] Ev’rybody sing: Whoa, whoa, whoa Hey! Whoa! Wooh!! Whoa! Ay, let ‘em hear ya! Let’s go! I said shout it to the rooftops! Said, to the rooftops! Come on! Come on, let’s go! [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Yea! [COMPANY] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Yea! [Spike] Rise up! When you’re living on your knees, you rise up Tell your brother that he’s gotta rise up Tell your sister that she's gotta rise up [Spike AND ENSEMBLE] When are these colonies gonna rise up? When are these colonies gonna rise up? When are these colonies gonna rise up? When are these colonies gonna rise up? Rise up! [COMPANY] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Rise up! [Pinkie] I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory When’s it gonna get me? In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me? If I see it comin’, do I run or do I let it be? Is it like a beat without a melody? See, I never thought I’d live past twenty Where I come from some get half as many Ask anybody why we livin’ fast and we laugh, reach for a flask We have to make this moment last, that’s plenty Scratch that This is not a moment, it’s the movement Where all the hungriest sisters with Something to prove went? Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand We roll like Celestia, claimin’ our promised land And? If we win our independence? Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants? Or will the blood we shed begin an endless Cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants? I know the action in the street is excitin’ But Luna, between all the bleedin’ ‘n fightin’ I’ve been readin’ ‘n writin’ We need to handle our financial situation Are we a nation of states? What’s the state of our nation? I’m past patiently waitin’. I’m passionately Smashin’ every expectation Every action’s an act of creation! I’m laughin’ in the face of casualties and sorrow For the first time, I’m thinkin’ past tomorrow [Pinkie AND COMPANY] And I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] We’re gonna rise up! Time to take a shot! We’re gonna rise up! Time to take a shot! We’re gonna [Pinkie] Time to take a shot! [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] Time to take a shot! Time to take a shot! Take a shot! Shot! Shot! A-yo it’s Time to take a shot! Time to take a shot! And I am— [ENSEMBLE] Not throwing away my shot Not throwing away my shot We’re gonna Rise up! Rise up! Rise up! Rise up! Rise up! Rise up! Ri— ri— ri— Time to take a shot! Time to take a shot! And I am— [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow Dash/Spike] Not throwin’ away my— [COMPANY] Not throwin’ away my shot!
The Story Of Tonight[Pinkie] I may not live to see our glory! [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] I may not live to see our glory! [Pinkie] But I will gladly join the fight! [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] But I will gladly join the fight! [Pinkie] And when our children tell our story… [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] And when our children tell our story… [Pinkie] They’ll tell the story of tonight [Rainbow] Let’s have another round tonight [Zecora] Let’s have another round tonight [Pinkie] Let’s have another round tonight [Spike] Raise a glass to freedom Something they can never take away No matter what they tell you Raise a glass to the four of us [Spike/Rainbow] Tomorrow there’ll be more of us [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] Telling the story of tonight [Pinkie] They’ll tell the story of tonight [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] Raise a glass to freedom Something they can never take away [Pinkie] No matter what they tell you [Zecora/Rainbow ] Let’s have another round tonight [Spike] Raise a glass to the four of us [Pinkie] I may not live to see our glory! [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] I may not live to see our glory! [Pinkie] But I will gladly join the fight! [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] But I will gladly join the fight! [Pinkie] And when our children tell our story… [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] And when our children tell our story… [Pinkie] They’ll tell the story of tonight [Rainbow] Let’s have another round tonight [Zecora] Let’s have another round tonight [Pinkie] Let’s have another round tonight [Spike] Raise a glass to freedom Something they can never take away No matter what they tell you Raise a glass to the four of us [Spike/Rainbow] Tomorrow there’ll be more of us [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] Telling the story of tonight [Pinkie] They’ll tell the story of tonight [Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] Raise a glass to freedom Something they can never take away [Pinkie] No matter what they tell you [Zecora/Rainbow /] Let’s have another round tonight [Spike] Raise a glass to the four of us [Pinkie/Zecora/Rainbow /Spike] Tomorrow there’ll be more of us [Pinkie/Spike] Telling the story of tonight [Rainbow/Zecora] Let’s have another round tonight [Pinkie/Spike/ ENSEMBLE] They’ll tell the story of tonight They’ll tell the story of tonight They’ll tell the story of tonight [Rainbow/Zecora/ ENSEMBLE] Raise a glass to freedom Raise a glass to freedom They’ll tell the story of— [FULL ENSEMBLE] Tonight Tomorrow there’ll be more of us [Pinkie/Spike] Telling the story of tonight [Rainbow Dash/Zecora] Let’s have another round tonight [Pinkie/Spike/ ENSEMBLE] They’ll tell the story of tonight They’ll tell the story of tonight They’ll tell the story of tonight [Spike/Zecora/ ENSEMBLE] Raise a glass to freedom Raise a glass to freedom They’ll tell the story of— [FULL ENSEMBLE] Tonight
Farmer Refuted[Seaswirl] Hear ye, hear ye! My name is Samantha Seaswirl And I present “Free Thoughts on the Proceedings of the Continental Congress!” Heed not the rabble who scream revolution They have not your interests at heart [Rainbow] Oh my Celestia. Tear this idiot apart [Seaswirl] Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution Don’t let them lead you astray This Congress does not speak for me [Twilight] Let her be [Seaswirl] They’re playing a dangerous game I pray the king shows you his mercy For shame, for shame… [Pinkie] Yo! He’d have you all unravel at the Sound of screams but the Revolution is comin’ The have-nots are gonna Win this It’s hard to listen to you with a straight face Chaos and bloodshed already haunt us, honestly you shouldn’t even talk. And what about Boston? Look at the cost, n’ all that we’ve lost n’ you talk About Congress?! My dog speaks more eloquently than thee! But strangely, your mange is the same Is he in Ponsey? For the revolution! [Seaswirl] Heed not the rabble Who scream Revolution, they Have not your Interests At heart Chaos and bloodshed are Not a Solution. Don’t Let them lead you Astray This Congress does not Speak for me They’re playing a dangerous game I pray the king shows you his mercy For shame For shame! [COMPANY] For the revolution! [SEABURY] Heed— [Pinkie] If you repeat yourself again I’m gonna— [Seaswirl/Pinkie] Scream— [Pinkie] Honestly, look at me, please don’t read! [Seaswirl] Not your interests— [Pinkie] Don’t modulate the key then not debate with me! Why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea? [BURR] Pinkamena, please! [Pinkie] Twily, I’d rather be divisive than indecisive, drop the niceties [ENSEMBLE] Silence! A message from the King! A message from the King! [FULL COMPANY] A message from the King!
Right Hoof Mare[COMPANY] Empires Admiral Howe’s got troops on the water Thirty-two thousand troops in Neigh York harbor [ENSEMBLE 1] Thirty-two thousand troops in Neigh York harbor When they surround our troops! They surround our troops! When they surround our troops! [ENSEMBLE 2] Thirty-two thousand troops in Neigh York harbor They surround our troops! They surround our troops! [Pinkie] As a foal on the farm I wished for a war I knew that I was poor I knew it was the only way to— [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] Rise up! [Pinkie] If they tell my story I am either gonna die on the battlefield in glory or— [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] Rise up! [Pinkie] I will fight for this land But there’s only one mare Who can give us a command so we can— [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] Rise up! [Pinkie] Understand? It’s the only way to— [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] Rise up! Rise up! [Pinkie] Here she comes! [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Twilight] Mares and gentlecolts! [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Twilight] The moment you’ve been waiting for! [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Twilight] The pride of Mount Vernon! [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Twilight] Princess Celestia! [Celestia] We are outgunned Outmanned Outnumbered Outplanned We gotta make an all out stand Ayo, I’m gonna need a right-hoof mare. [ENSEMBLE] What? What? Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck! Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck! [Celestia] Check it— Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond? Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second? Now I’m the model of a modern major general The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal Writin’ letters to relatives Embellishin’ my elegance and eloquence But the elephant is in the room The truth is in ya face when ya hear the Empires cannons go… [ENSEMBLE] Boom! [Celestia] Any hope of success is fleeting How can I keep leading when the people I’m Leading keep retreating? We put a stop to the bleeding as the British take Brooklyn Knight takes rook, but look We are outgunned Outmanned Outnumbered Outplanned We gotta make an all out stand Ayo, I’m gonna need a right-hoof mare Incoming! [ENSEMBLE] What? What? Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck! Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck! [Pinkie] They’re battering down the Battery check the damages [Rainbow] Rah! [Pinkie] We gotta stop ‘em and rob ‘em of their advantages [Rainbow] Rah! [Pinkie] Let’s take a stand with the stamina the Gods has granted us Pinkie Pie won’t abandon ship Yo, let’s steal their cannons— [Rainbow] Shh-boom! [COMPANY] Boom! [Celestia] Goes the cannon, watch the blood and the shit spray and… [COMPANY] Boom! [Celestia] Goes the cannon, we’re abandonin’ Kips Bay and… [COMPANY] Boom! [Celestia] There’s another ship and… [COMPANY] Boom! [Celestia] We just lost the southern tip and… [COMPANY] Boom! [Celestia] We gotta run to Harlem quick, we can’t afford another slip Guns and horses giddyup I decide to divvy up My forces, they’re skittish as the British cut the city up This close to giving up, facing mad scrutiny I scream in the face of this mass mutiny: Are these the men with which I am to defend America? We ride at midnight, Manhattan in the distance I cannot be everywhere at once, people I’m in dire need of assistance… [Twilight] Your excellency, mam! [Celestia] Who are you? [Twilight] Twilight Sparkle, Mam? Permission to state my case? [Celestia] As you were [Twilight] Sir I was a captain under General Montgomery Until he caught a bullet in the neck in Quebec And well, in summary I think that I could be of some assistance I admire how you keep firing on the British From a distance [Celestia] Huh [Twilight] I have some questions, a couple of suggestions on how to fight instead of fleeing west [Celestia] Yes? [Twilight] Well— [Pinkie] Your excellency, you wanted to see me? [Celestia] Pinkie, come in, have you met Twilight? [Pinkie] Yes, mam [Pinkie & Twilight] We keep meeting [Twilight] As I was saying, mam, I look forward to seeing your strategy play out [Celestia] Twilight? [Twilight] Sir? [Celestia] Close the door on your way out [Pinkie] Have I done something wrong, mam? [Celestia] On the contrary I called you here because our odds are beyond scary Your reputation precedes you, but I have to laugh [Pinkie] Mam? [Celestia] Pinkie Pie, how come no one can get you on their staff? [Pinkie] Mam! [Celestia] Don’t get me wrong, you’re a young man of great renown I know you stole Sombras cannons when we were still downtown Nathaniel Green and Henry Knox wanted to hire you… [Pinkie] To be their Secretary? I don’t think so [Celestia] Why’re you upset? [Pinkie] I’m not— [Celestia] It’s alright, you want to fight, you’ve got a hunger I was just like you when I was younger Head full of fantasies of dyin’ like a martyr? [Pinkie] Yes [Celestia] Dying is easy, young mare. Living is harder [Pinkie] Why are you telling me this? [Celestia] I’m being honest I’m working with a third of what our Congress has promised We are a powder keg about to explode I need someone like you to lighten the load. So? [COMPANY ] I am not throwin’ away my shot! I am not throwin’ away my shot! Ayo, I’m just like my country, I’m young Scrappy and hungry! [Pinkie] I am not throwing away my shot! [Celestia] Filly [Celestia & COMPANY] We are outgunned, outmanned! [Pinkie] You need all the help you can get I have some friends. Spike, Rainbow Zecora, okay, what else? [Celestia & COMPANY] Outnumbered, outplanned! [Pinkie] We’ll need some spies on the inside Some King’s men who might let some things slide I’ll write to Congress and tell ‘em we need supplies, you rally the guys, Master the element of surprise I’ll rise above my station, organize your information, ‘til we rise to the occasion of our new nation. Mam! [COMPANY] Boom! Chicka-boom! SCHUYLER SISTERS/WOMEN] Whoa, whoa, whoa... Whoa, whoa, whoa... Whoa, whoa, whoa… [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Pinkie] Rise up! [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] What? [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Pinkie/SCHUYLER SISTERS/WOMEN] Rise up! [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] What? [ENSEMBLE] Here comes the Princess! [Pinkie/SCHUYLER SISTERS] Rise up! [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow] What? [COMPANY] Here comes the Princess! [Pinkie] What? [Celestia] And her right hoof mare! [COMPANY] Boom!
Winters Ball[Twilight] How does the bastard, orphan, foal of a whore Go on and on Grow into more of a phenomenon? Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother Be seated at the right hand of the mother? Celestia hires Pinkie right on sight But Pinkie still wants to fight, not write Now Pinkie’s skill with a quill is undeniable But what do we have in common? We’re Reliable with the [All Men] Ladies! [Burr] There are so many to deflower! [All Men] Ladies! [Twilight] Looks! Proximity to power [All Men] Ladies! [Twilight] They delighted and distracted her Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after her! [Pinkie] That’s true! [Full Company] 1780 [Twilight] A winter’s ball And the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all Yo, if you can marry a sister, you’re rich, son [Pinkie] Is it a question of if, Twily, or which one? [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike] Hey Hey Hey hey
Helpless[Fluttershy] Ohh, I do I do I do I Dooo! Hey! Ohh, I do I do I do I Dooo! Girl you got me [ALL WOMEN] Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey [Fluttershy AND WOMEN] Helpless! Look into your eyes, and the sky’s the limit I’m helpless! Down for the count, and I’m drownin’ in ‘em I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night Laughin’ at my sister as she’s dazzling the room Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!” Tryin’ to catch your eye from the side of the ballroom Everybody’s dancin’ and the band’s top volume Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine Grab my sister, and Whisper, “Yo, this One’s mine.” My sister made her way across the room to you And I got nervous, thinking “What’s she gonna do?” She grabbed you by the arm, I’m thinkin’ “I’m through” Then you look back at me and suddenly I’m Helpless! Oh, look at those eyes Oh! Yeah, I’m Helpless, I know I’m so into you I am so into you I know I’m down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em. [ALL WOMEN] Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh Helpless! Look into your eyes And the sky’s the limit I’m Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em I’m helpless! Look into your eyes And the sky’s the limit I’m helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em. [Pinkie] Where are you taking me? [Rarity] I’m about to change your life [Pinkie] Then by all means, lead the way [Fluttershy] Fluttershy Schuyler. It’s a pleasure to meet you [Pinkie] Schuyler? [Rarity] My sister [Fluttershy] Thank you for all your service [Pinkie] If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it [Rarity] I’ll leave you to it [Fluttershy AND WOMEN] One week later [Fluttershy] I’m writin’ a letter nightly Now my life gets better, every letter that you write me Laughin’ at my sister, cuz she wants to form a harem [Rarity] I’m just sayin’, if you really loved me, you would share him [Fluttershy] Ha! Two weeks later In the living room stressin’ My father’s stone-faced While you’re asking for his blessin’ I’m dying inside, as You wine And dine And I’m tryin’ not to cry ‘cause there’s nothing that your mind can’t do My father makes his way across the room To you I panic for a second, thinking “we’re through” But then he shakes your hand and says “Be true” And you turn back to me, smiling, and I’m Helpless! Helpless! Hoo! That girl is mine The girl is mine! Helpless! Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in em [ALL WOMEN] Stressin’ Blessin’ Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh Helpless! Look into your eyes And the sky’s the Limit I’m Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em I’m Helpless! Look into your eyes And the sky’s the Limit I’m Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in em [Pinkie] Flutters, I don’t have a dollar to my name An acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame All I have’s my honor, a tolerance for pain A couple of college credits and my top-notch brain Insane, your family brings out a different side of me Sweetie confides in me, Rarity tried to take a bite of me No stress, my love for you is never in doubt We’ll get a little place in Hooflem and we’ll figure it out I’ve been livin’ without a family since I was a child My father left, my mother died, I grew up buckwild But I’ll never forget my mother’s face, that was real And long as I’m alive, Flutters, swear to Luna You’ll never feel so… Flutters… I’ve never felt so— My life is gon’ be fine cuz Eliza’s in it. [Fluttershy] I do I do I do I do! I do I do I do I do! Hey, yeah, yeah! I’m down for the count I’m— I look into your eyes, and the sky’s the limit I’m …drownin’ in ‘em. [ALL WOMEN] Helpless! Helpless! Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em Helpless! Helpless! Helpless! Down for the count And I’m drownin’ in ‘em. [ALL WOMEN] In Neigh York, you can be a new mare… In Neigh York, you can be a new mare… In Neigh York, you can be a new mare… [Fluttershy] Helpless
Satisfied[LAURENS] Alright, alright. That’s what I’m talkin’ about! Now everyone give it up for the maid of honor Angelica Schuyler! [Rarity] A toast to the groom! To the bride! From your sister Who is always by your side To your union And the hope that you provide May you always… Be satisfied [ALL MEN] To the groom! To the groom! To the groom! To the bride! To the bride! Rarity! Rarity! Rarity! By your side! To the union! To the revolution! You provide! You provide! [HAMILTON AND MEN] Always— Rewind— [ALL WOMEN] To the groom! To the bride! To the bride! [ELIZA AND WOMEN] Rarity! By your side! To the union! To the revolution! You provide! Always— Rewind— Rewind, Rewind Helpless, sky's, sky's Drownin' in em Drownin', rewind I remember that night, I just might (rewind) I remember that night, I just might (rewind) I remember that night, I remember that— [Rarity] I remember that night, I just might Regret that night for the rest of my days I remember those soldier boys Tripping over themselves to win our praise I remember that dreamlike candlelight Like a dream that you can’t quite place But Alexander, I’ll never forget the first Time I saw your face I have never been the same Intelligent eyes in a hunger-pang frame And when you said “Hi,” I forgot my dang name Set my heart aflame, ev’ry part aflame [FULL COMPANY] This is not a game… [Pinkie] You strike me as a mare who has never been satisfied [Rarity] I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. You forget yourself [Pinkie] You’re like me. I’m never satisfied [Rarity] Is that right? [Pinkie] I have never been satisfied [Rarity] My name is Rarity Schuyler [Pinkie] Pinkamena Diane Pie [Rarity] Where’s your fam’ly from? [Pinkie] Unimportant. There’s a million things I haven’t done but Just you wait, just you wait… [Rarity] So so so— So this is what it feels like to match wits With someone at your level! What the hell is the catch? It’s The feeling of freedom, of seein’ the light It’s Ben Hooflin with a key and a kite! You see it, right? The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minutes Ev’rything we said in total agreement, it’s A dream and it’s a bit of a dance A bit of a posture, it’s a bit of a stance. She’s a Bit of a flirt, but I’m ‘a give it a chance I asked about her fam’ly, did you see his answer? Her hooves started fidgeting, she looked askance? She’s penniless, she’s flying by the seat of her pants Beautiful, boy, does she know it! Pink fuzz, and she can’t even grow it! I wanna take her far away from this place Then I turn and see my sister’s face and she is… [Fluttershy] Helpless… [Rarity] And I know she is… [Fluttershy] Helpless… [Rarity] And her eyes are just… [Fluttershy] Helpless… [Rarity] And I realize [Rarity AND COMPANY] Three fundamental truths at the exact same time… [Pinkie] Where are you taking me? [Rarity] I’m about to change your life [Pinkie] Then by all means, lead the way [COMPANY] Number one! [Rarity] I’m a girl in a world in which My only job is to marry rich My father has no sons so I’m the one Who has to social climb for one So I’m the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in Neigh York City is insidious And Pinkamena is penniless Ha! That doesn’t mean I want her any less [Fluttershy] Fluttershy Schuyler. It’s a pleasure to meet you [Pinkie] Schuyler? [Rarity] My sister [COMPANY] Number two! [Rarity] She’s after me cuz I’m a Schuyler sister That elevates her status, I’d Have to be naïve to set that aside Maybe that is why I introduce her to Fluttershy Now that’s her bride Nice going, Rarity, he was right You will never be satisfied [Fluttershy] Thank you for all your service [Pinkie] If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it [Rarity] I’ll leave you to it [COMPANY] Number three! [Rarity] I know my sister like I know my own mind You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind If I tell her that I love her she’d be silently resigned She’d be mine She would say, “I’m fine” [Rarity AND COMPANY] She’d be lying [Rarity] But when I fantasize at night It’s Pinkamena’s eyes As I romanticize what might Have been if I hadn’t sized her Up so quickly At least my dear Fluttershy’s her wife; At least I keep her eyes in my life… To the groom! To the bride! From your sister Who is always by your side To your union And the hope that you provide May you always Be satisfied And I know She’ll be happy as Her bride And I know [ALL MEN ] To the groom! To the groom! To the groom! To the bride! To the bride! Rarity! Rarity! By your side To the union! To the revolution! You provide! You provide! [Pinkie AND MEN] Always— Be satisfied Be satisfied [MEN] Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied. [ALL WOMEN] To the groom! To the bride! To the bride! [Fluttershy AND WOMEN] Rarity! By your side To the union! To the revolution! You provide! Always— Be satisfied [WOMEN] Be satisfied Be satisfied Be satisfied. [Rarity] She will never be satisfied I will never be satisfied
Story Of Tonight (Reprise)[Spike] I may not live to see our glory! [Rainbow/Zecora] I may not live to see our glory! [Spike] But I’ve seen wonders great and small [Rainbow/Zecora] I’ve seen wonders great and small [Spike] ‘Cause if the shecat can get married [Rainbow/Zecora] If Pinkie can get married— [Spike] There’s hope for our plots, after all! [Zecora] Raise a glass to freedom [Spike/Rainbow] Hey! Something you will never see again! [Rainbow] No matter what she tells you [Zecora] Let’s have another round tonight! [Spike] Raise a glass to the four of us! [Zecora/Pinkie] Ho! [Rainbow] To the newly not poor of us! [Spike/Zecora/Pinkie] Woo! [Zecora] We’ll tell the story of tonight [Spike] Let’s have another round— [Pinkie] Well, if it isn’t Twilight Sparkle [Twilight] Mam! [Pinkie] I didn’t think that you would make it [Twilight] To be sure [Rainbow/Zecora] Twi! [Twilight] I came to say congratulations [Rainbow] Spit a verse, Twi! [Twilight] I see the whole gang is here [Zecora] You are the worst, Twi! [Pinkie] Ignore them. Congrats to you, Lieutenant Colonel I wish I had your command instead of manning George’s journal [Twilight] No, you don’t [Pinkie] Yes, I do [Twilight] Now, be sensible From what I hear, you’ve made yourself indispensable [Spike] Well, well, I heard You’ve got a special someone on the side, Burr [Pinkie] Is that so? [Spike] What are you tryin’ to hide, Twi? [Twilight] I should go [Pinkie] No, these guys should go [Zecora] What? [Spike] No! [Pinkie] Leave us alone [Rainbow] Man… [Pinkie] It’s alright, Twi. I wish you’d brought this boy with you tonight, Twi [Twilight] You’re very kind, but I’m afraid it’s unlawful, mam [Pinkie] What do you mean? [Twilight] He’s married [Pinkie] I see [Twilight] He's also a Crystal Empire officer [Pinkie] Oh shit… [Twilight] Congrats again, Pinkamena. Smile more I’ll see you on the other side of the war [Pinkie] I will never understand you If you love this woman, go get her! What are you waiting for? [Twilight] I’ll see you on the other side of the war [Pinkie] I’ll see you on the other side of the war
Stay Alive[Fluttershy] Stay alive… [Flutttershy/Rarity/ENSEMBLE WOMEN] Stay alive… [Pinkie] I have never seen the Princess so despondent I have taken over writing all his correspondence Congress writes, “Celestia, attack the British forces.” I shoot back, we have resorted to eating our horses Local merchants deny us equipment, assistance They only take the Empires money, so sing a song of sixpence [Celestia] The cavalry’s not coming [Pinkie] But, mam! [Celestia] Pinkie, listen. There’s only one way for us to win this Provoke outrage, outright [Pinkie] That’s right [Celestia] Don’t engage, strike by night Remain relentless ‘til their troops take flight [Pinkie] Make it impossible to justify the cost of the fight [Celestia] Outrun [Pinkie] Outrun [Celestia] Outlast [Pinkie] Outlast [Celestia] Hit ‘em quick, get out fast [Pinkie] Chick-a-plao! [Celestia] Stay alive ‘til this horror show is past We’re gonna fly a lot of flags half-mast [Pinkie/Spike/Zecora] Raise a glass! [MULLIGAN] I go back to New York and my apprenticeship [Zecora] I ask for Zebra aid, I pray that Zebraic has sent a ship [Spike] I stay at work with Pinkie We write essays against slavery And every day’s a test of our camaraderie And bravery [Pinkie] We cut supply lines, we steal contraband We pick and choose our battles and places to take a stand And ev’ry day “mam, entrust me with a command,” And ev’ry day [Celestia] No [Pinkie] She dismisses me out of hoof Instead of me She promotes Pipsqueak Makes him second-in-command: [Pipsqueak] Pipsqueak. [Flutttershy/Rarity] Stay alive... [Pipsqueak] I’m a General. Whee!!!! [Pinkie] Yeah. He’s not the choice I would have gone with [Pinkie/Spike/Zecora] He shits the bed at the Battle of Monmouth [Celestia] Ev’ryone attack! [Pipsqueak] Retreat! [Celestia] Attack! [Pipsqueak] Retreat! [Celestia] What are you doing, Pip? Get back on your feet! [Pipsqueak] But there’s so many of them! [Celestia] I’m sorry, is this not your speed?! Pinkie! [Pinkie] Ready, mam! [Celestia] Have Zecora take the lead! [Pinkie] Yes, mam! [Spike] A thousand soldiers die in a hundred degree heat [Zecora] As we snatch a stalemate from the jaws of defeat [Pinkie] Pipsqueak was left behind Without a pot to piss in He started sayin’ this to anybody who would listen: [Pipsqueak] Celestia cannot be left alone to her devices Indecisive, from crisis to crisis The best thing she can do for the revolution Is turn n’ go back to sitting’ on that throne. [COMPANY] Oo!! [Celestia] Don’t do a thing. History will prove him wrong [Pinkie] But, mam! [Celestia] We have a war to fight, let’s move along [Spike] Strong words from Pip, someone oughta hold him to it [Pinkie] I can’t disobey direct orders [Spike] Then I’ll do it Pinkie, you’re the closest friend I’ve got [Pinkie] Spike, do not throw away your shot
Ten Duel Commandmets[MEN] One, two, three, four [FULL COMPANY] Five, six, seven, eight, nine… [Pinkie/Twilight/Spike/Pip] It’s the Ten Duel Commandments [FULL COMPANY] It’s the Ten Duel Commandments Number one! [Spike] The challenge: demand satisfaction If they apologize, no need for further action [COMPANY] Number two! [Spike] If they don’t, grab a friend, that’s your second [Pinkie] Your lieutenant when there’s reckoning to be reckoned [COMPANY] Number three! [Pip] Have your seconds meet face to face [Twilight] Negotiate a peace… [Pinkie] Or negotiate a time and place [Twilight] This is commonplace, ‘specially ‘tween recruits [COMPANY] Most disputes die, and no one shoots Number four! [Spike] If they don’t reach a peace, that’s alright Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site [Pinkie] You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility [Twilight] You have him turn around so he can have deniability [COMPANY] Five! [Pip] Duel before the sun is in the sky [COMPANY] Pick a place to die where it’s high and dry Number six! [Pinkie] Leave a note for your next of kin Tell ‘em where you been. Pray that hell or heaven lets you in [COMPANY] Seven! [Pip] Confess your sins. Ready for the moment Of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent [COMPANY] Number eight! [Spike/Pip/Pinkie/Twilight] Your last chance to negotiate Send in your seconds, see if they can set the record straight… [Twilight] Pinkie [Pinkie] Twilight Sparkle, mam [Twilight] Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature? [Pinkie] Sure But your man has to answer for his words, Twi [Twilight] With his life? We both know that’s absurd, mam [Pinkie] Hang on, how many men died because Pip was inexperienced and ruinous? [Twilight] Okay, so we’re doin’ this [COMPANY] Number nine! [Pinkie] Look ‘em in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count [MEN] One two three four [FULL COMPANY] Five six seven eight nine [Pinkie/Twilight] Number [COMPANY] Ten paces! [Pinkie/Twilight] Fire!
Meet me Inside[Pinkie] Pip, do you yield? [Twilight] You shot him in the side! Yes, he yields! [Spike] I’m satisfied [Twilight] Yo, we gotta clear the field! [Pinkie] Go! We won [COMPANY] Here comes the Princess! [Twilight] This should be fun [Celestia] What is the meaning of this? Ms. Sparkle, get a medic for the General [Twilight] Yes, mam [Celestia] Pip, you will never agree with me But believe me, these young mares don’t speak for me Thank you for your service [Twilight] Let’s ride! [Celestia] Pinkie! [Pinkie] Mam! [Celestia] Meet me inside [COMPANY] Meet her inside! Meet her inside! Meet her inside, meet her, meet her inside! [Celestia] Filly— [Pinkie] Don’t call me filly [Celestia] This war is hard enough Without infighting— [HAMILTON] Pip called you out. We called his bluff [Celestia] You solve nothing, you aggravate our allies to the south [Pinkie] You're absolutely right, Spike should have shot him in the mouth That would’ve shut him up [Celestia] Filly— [Pinkie] I’m notcha filly— [Celestia] Watch your tone I am not a maiden in need of defending, I am grown [HAMILTON (OVERLAPPING)] Pipsqueak, Caramel These stallions take your name and they rake it Through the mud [Celestia] My name’s been through a lot, I can take it [Pinkie] Well, I don’t have your name. I don’t have your titles I don’t have your land But, if you— [Celestia] No— [Pinkie] If you gave me command of a battalion, a group of stallions to lead, I could fly above my station after the war [Celestia] Or you could die and we need you alive [Pinkie] I’m more than willing to die— [Celestia] Your wife needs you alive, filly, I need you alive— [Pinkie] Call me filly one more time— [Celestia] Go home, Pinkamena That’s an order from your commander [Pinkie] Mam— [Celestia] Go home
That Would Be Enough[Fluttershy] Look around, look around at how lucky we are To be alive right now Look around, look around… [Pinkie] How long have you known? [Fluttershy] A month or so [Pinkie] Flutter, you should have told me [Fluttershy] I wrote to the General a month ago [Pinkie] No [Fluttershy] I begged him to send you home [Pinkie] You should have told me [Fluttershy] I’m not sorry I knew you’d fight Until the war was won But you deserve a chance to meet your son Look around, look around at how lucky we are To be alive right now. [Pinkie] The war’s not Done. [Pinkie] Will you relish being a poor mare’s wife Unable to provide for your life? [Fluttershy] I relish being your wife Look around, look around… Look at where you are Look at where you started The fact that you’re alive is a miracle Just stay alive, that would be enough And if this child Shares a fraction of your smile Or a fragment of your mind, look out world! That would be enough I don’t pretend to know The challenges you’re facing The worlds you keep erasing and creating in your mind But I’m not afraid I know who I married So long as you come home at the end of the day That would be enough We don’t need a legacy We don’t need money If I could grant you peace of mind If you could let me inside your heart… Oh, let me be a part of the narrative In the story they will write someday Let this moment be the first chapter: Where you decide to stay And I could be enough And we could be enough That would be enough
Guns And Ships[Twilight] How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower Somehow defeat a global superpower? How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire? Leave the battlefield waving Equestria’s flag higher? Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon! An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in! She’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ Sombra's henchmen Ev’ryone give it up for Equestria’s favorite fighting Zebraic! [COMPANY] Zecora! [Zecora] I’m takin my fate by the reins makin’ Redcoats redder with bloodstains [COMPANY] Zecora! [Zecora] And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em Drop and burn ‘em up and scatter their remains, I’m [COMPANY] Zecora! [Zecora] Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em! Enragin’ em! I’m— [COMPANY] Zecora! [Zecora] I go to Prance for more funds [COMPANY] Zecora! [Zecora] I come back with more [Zecora AND ENSEMBLE] Guns And ships And so the balance shifts [Celestia] We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts [Zecora] We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them off at sea, but For this to succeed, there is someone else we need: [Celestia] I know [Celestia AND COMPANY] Pinkie! [Zecora] Mam, she knows what to do in a trench Ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean— [Celestia AND COMPANY] Pinkie! [Zecora] Mam, you’re gonna have to use her eventually What’s she gonna do on the bench? I mean— [Celestia AND COMPANY] Pinkie! [Zecora] No one has more resilience Or matches my practical tactical brilliance— [Celestia AND COMPANY] Pinkie! [Zecora] You wanna fight for your land back? [Celestia] I need my right hoof mare back! [Zecora] Ah! Uh, get ya right hoof mare back You know you gotta get ya right hoof mare back I mean you gotta put some thought into the letter but the sooner the better To get your right hoof mare back! [COMPANY] Pinkie! [WOMEN] Pinkie! Pinkie! Pinkie, Pinkie! Pi— Pi—! [MEN] Get your right hoof mare back! Your right hoof mare back! Pinkie! Pi— Pi— Pinkie, Pinkie! Pi— Pi—! [Celestia] Pinkamena Diane Pie Troops are waiting in the field for you If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide Oh, Pinkamena Diane Pie I have soldiers that will yield for you If we manage to get this right They’ll surrender by early light The world will never be the same, Pinkamena…
Twilight Sparkle, Mam?[COMPANY] 1776. Neigh York City [Pinkie ] Pardon me. Are you Twilight Sparkle, mam? [Twilight] That depends. Who’s asking? [Pinkie] Oh, well, okay, mam I’m Pinkamena Diane Pie, I’m at your service, mam I have been looking for you [Twilight] I’m getting nervous [Pinkie] Mam… I heard your name at Pranceton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It’s a blur, mam. He handles the financials? [Twilight] You punched Blueblood [Pinkie] Yes! I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I’m not stupid So how’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast? [Twilight] It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed [Pinkie] You’re an orphan. Of course! I’m an orphan God, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we’re worth more Than anyone bargained for… [Twilight] Can I buy you a drink? [Pinkie] That would be nice [Twilight] While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice Talk less [Pinkie] What? [Twilight] Smile more [Pinkie] Ha [Twilight] Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for [Pinkie] You can’t be serious [Twilight] You wanna get ahead? [Pinkie] Yes [Twilight] Foals who run their mouths off wind up dead [Spike] Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it? [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash] Show time! [Twilight] Like I said… [Spike] Show time! Show time! Yo! I’m Spike in the place to be! Two pints o’ Sam Adams, but I’m workin’ on three, uh! Those crystal warriors don’t want it with me! Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I’m free! [Zecora] Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Zecora! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say “Bonsoir!” Tell King Sombra “Casse toi!” Who’s the best? C’est moi! [Rainbow Dash] Brrrah brraaah! I am Rainbow Dash Up in it, lovin’ it, yes I heard ya mother said “Come again?” [Spike & Zecora] Ayyyyy [Rainbow Dash] Lock up ya sons and chimps, of course It’s hard to have intercourse only two sets of corsets… [Zecora] Wow [Spike] No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Let’s raise a couple more… [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash] To the revolution! [Spike] Well, if it ain’t the prodigy of Pranceton college! [Rainbow Dash] Twilight Sparkle! [Spike] Give us a verse, drop some knowledge! [Twilight] Good luck with that: you’re takin’ a stand You spit. I’m ‘a sit. We’ll see where we land [Zecora/] Boooo! [Spike] Twily, the revolution’s imminent. What do you stall for? [Pinkie] If you stand for nothing, Twily, what’ll you fall for? [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash] Ooh Who you? Who you? Who are you? [Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash] Ooh, who is this kid? What’s she gonna do?
The Schulyr Sisters[Twilight] There’s nothing rich folks love more Than going downtown and slummin’ it with the poor They pull up in their carriages and gawk At the students in the common Just to watch them talk Take Philip Schuyler: the man is loaded Uh-oh, but little does he know that His daughters, Sweetie Belle, Rarity, Fluttershy Sneak into the city just to watch all the guys at— [COMPANY] Work, work! [Rarity] Rarity! [COMPANY] Work, work! [Fluttershy] Fluttershy! [Sweetie] And Sweetie! [COMPANY] Work, work! The Schuyler sisters! [Rarity!] Rarity!! [Sweetie] Sweetie! [Fluttershy] Fluttershy! [COMPANY] Work! [Sweetie] Daddy said to be home by sundown [Rarity!] Daddy doesn’t need to know [Sweetie] Daddy said not to go downtown [Fluttershy] Like I said, you’re free to go [Rarity] But—look around, look around, the Revolution’s happening in Neigh York [Fluttershy/Sweetie] New York [COMPANY] Rarity [SCHUYLER SISTERS AND COMPANY] Work! [Sweetie] It’s bad enough daddy wants to go to war [Fluttershy] Ponies shouting in the square [Sweetie] It’s bad enough there’ll be violence on our shore [Rarity] New ideas in the air [Rarity AND MALE ENSEMBLE] Look around, look around— [Fluttershy] Rarity, remind me what we’re looking for… [ALL MEN] She’s lookin’ for me! [Rarity] Darling, I’m lookin’ for a mind at work I’m lookin’ for a mind at work! I’m lookin’ for a mind at work! Whooaaaaa! [Fluttershy/RaritySweetie] Whooaaaaa! Work! [COMPANY] Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! Work! [Twilight] Wooh! There’s nothin’ like summer in the city Someone in a rush next to someone lookin’ pretty Excuse me, miss, I know it’s not funny But your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money Why you slummin’ in the city in your fancy heels You searchin for an urchin who can give you ideals? [Rarity] Twi, you disgust me [Twilight] Ah, so you’ve discussed me I’m a trust fund, baby, you can trust me! [Rarity] I’ve been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine So men say that I’m intense or I’m insane You want a revolution? I want a revelation So listen to my declaration: [Fluttershy/Rarity/Sweetie] “We hold these truths to be self-evident That all men are created equal” [Rarity] And when I meet Gilda Griffinclaw [COMPANY] Unh! [Rarity] I’m ‘a compel her to include mares in the sequel! [Mares] Work! [Fluttershy] Look around, look around at how Lucky we are to be alive right now! [Fluttershy/Sweetie] Look around, look around at how Lucky we are to be alive right now! [Fluttershy/Rarity/Sweetie] History is happening in Manehattan and we just happen to be In the greatest city in the world! [SCHUYLER SISTERS AND COMPANY] In the greatest city in the world! [Rarity] Cuz I’ve been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine So men say that I’m intense or I’m insane You want a revolution? I want a revelation So listen to my declaration: [Rarity/Fluttershy/Sweetie] We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal Whoo! [Fluttershy/Sweetie] Look around, look around The revolution’s happening in— [Fluttershy/Sweetie] Neigh York! In Neigh York! [FEMALE ENSEMBLE] Look around Look around At how lucky we are to be alive right now [MEN] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [WOMEN] Look around, look around the revolution’s happening Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [FULL COMPANY] Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now! History is happening in Manehattan and we just happen to be [ALL WOMEN] In the greatest city in the world [ALL MEN] In the greatest city— [COMPANY] In the greatest city in the world! [COMPANY] Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! [COMPANY] Work, work! Work, work! Work, work! [Rarity] Rarity! [Fluttershy] Fluttershy! [Sweetie] And Sweetie! [Rarity/Fluttershy/Sweetie] The Schuyler sisters! We’re looking for a mind at work! Hey! Hey! [Rarity] Whoa! In the greatest City in the world [Fluttershy/Sweetie] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! In the greatest City in the world
You'll be Back[King Sombra] You say The price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay You cry In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement when you went away Now you’re making me mad Remember, despite our estrangement, I’m your man You’ll be back, soon you’ll see You’ll remember you belong to me You’ll be back, time will tell You’ll remember that I served you well Oceans rise, empires fall We have seen each other through it all And when push comes to shove I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da… You say our love is draining and you can’t go on You’ll be the one complaining when I am gone... And no, don’t change the subject Cuz you’re my favorite subject My sweet, submissive subject My loyal, royal subject Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever… You’ll be back like before I will fight the fight and win the war For your love, for your praise And I’ll love you till my dying days When you’re gone, I’ll go mad So don’t throw away this thing we had Cuz when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat— Everybody! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da Dat dat da ya da!
Wait For It[Twilight] Flash writes me a letter every day I'm keeping the bed warm while his wife is away She's on the British side in Georgia She's trying to keep the colonies in line But she can keep all of Georgia Flash, she's mine Love doesn't discriminate Between the sinners And the saints It takes and it takes and it takes And we keep loving anyway We laugh and we cry And we break And we make our mistakes And if there's a reason I'm by his side When so many have tried Then I'm willing to wait for it I'm willing to wait for it My grandfather was a fire and brimstone preacher But there are things that the Homilies and hymns won't teach ya My mother was a genius My father commanded respect When they died they left no instructions Just a legacy to protect [MEN] Preacher, preacher Preacher Teach ya, teach ya, teach ya Respect, respect [WOMEN] Genius [Twilight/ENSEMBLE] Death doesn’t discriminate Between the sinners And the saints It takes and it takes and it takes And we keep living anyway We rise and we fall And we break And we make our mistakes And if there’s a reason I’m still alive When everyone who loves me has died I’m willing to wait for it I’m willing to wait for it Wait for it [ENSEMBLE] Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it [Twilight] I am the one thing in life I can control [ENSEMBLE] Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it [Twilight] I am inimitable I am an original [ENSEMBLE] Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it [Twilight] I’m not falling behind or running late [ENSEMBLE] Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it [Twilight] I’m not standing still I am lying in wait [ENSEMBLE] Wait Wait Wait [Twilight] Pinkie faces an endless uphill climb [ENSEMBLE] Climb Climb Climb [Twilight] She has something to prove She has nothing to lose [ENSEMBLE] Lose Lose Lose Lose [Twilight] Pinkie’s pace is relentless She wastes no time [ENSEMBLE] Time Time Time [Twilight] What is it like in her hooves? Pinkie doesn’t hesitate She exhibits no restraint She takes and she takes and she takes And she keeps winning anyway She changes the game She plays and he raises the stakes And if there’s a reason She seems to thrive when so few survive, then Goddamnit— [Twilight] I'm willing to wait for it I'm willing to wait for it... Life doesn't discriminate Between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes We rise We fall And if there's a reason I'm still alive When so many have died Then I'm willin' to— [COMPANY] I'm willing to wait for it Wait for it Wait for... I'm willing to— Life doesn't discriminate Between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes And we keep living anyway We rise and we fall and we break And we make our mistakes And if there's a reason I'm still alive When so many have died Then I'm willin' to— [Twilight] Wait for it... Wait for it... [WOMEN] Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... [MEN] Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait...
