Pinkieton

[Twilight]
How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Equestria’s flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
She’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ Sombra's henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for Equestria’s favorite fighting Zebraic!

[COMPANY]
Zecora!

[Zecora]
I’m takin my fate by the reins makin’
Redcoats redder with bloodstains

[COMPANY]
Zecora!

[Zecora]
And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em
Drop and burn ‘em up and scatter their remains, I’m

[COMPANY]
Zecora!

[Zecora]
Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em!
Enragin’ em! I’m—

[COMPANY]
Zecora!

[Zecora]
I go to Prance for more funds

[COMPANY]
Zecora!

[Zecora]
I come back with more

[Zecora AND ENSEMBLE]
Guns
And ships
And so the balance shifts

[Celestia]
We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts

[Zecora]
We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them off at sea, but
For this to succeed, there is someone else we need:

[Celestia]
I know

[Celestia AND COMPANY]
Pinkie!

[Zecora]
Mam, she knows what to do in a trench
Ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean—

[Celestia AND COMPANY]
Pinkie!

[Zecora]
Mam, you’re gonna have to use her eventually
What’s she gonna do on the bench? I mean—

[Celestia AND COMPANY]
Pinkie!

[Zecora]
No one has more resilience
Or matches my practical tactical brilliance—

[Celestia AND COMPANY]
Pinkie!

[Zecora]
You wanna fight for your land back?

[Celestia]
I need my right hoof mare back!

[Zecora]
Ah! Uh, get ya right hoof mare back
You know you gotta get ya right hoof mare back

I mean you gotta put some thought into the letter but the sooner the better
To get your right hoof mare back!

[COMPANY]
Pinkie!

[WOMEN]
Pinkie!

Pinkie!

Pinkie, Pinkie!
Pi— Pi—!

[MEN]
Get your right hoof mare back!

Your right hoof mare back!

Pinkie!
Pi—
Pi—

Pinkie, Pinkie!
Pi— Pi—!

[Celestia]
Pinkamena Diane Pie
Troops are waiting in the field for you
If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide
Oh, Pinkamena Diane Pie
I have soldiers that will yield for you
If we manage to get this right
They’ll surrender by early light
The world will never be the same, Pinkamena…