Pinkieton

[COMPANY]
1776. Neigh York City

[Pinkie ]
Pardon me. Are you Twilight Sparkle, mam?

[Twilight]
That depends. Who’s asking?

[Pinkie]
Oh, well, okay, mam
I’m Pinkamena Diane Pie, I’m at your service, mam
I have been looking for you

[Twilight]
I’m getting nervous

[Pinkie]
Mam…
I heard your name at Pranceton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It’s a blur, mam. He handles the financials?

[Twilight]
You punched Blueblood

[Pinkie]
Yes!
I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I’m not stupid

So how’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast?

[Twilight]
It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed

[Pinkie]
You’re an orphan. Of course! I’m an orphan
God, I wish there was a war!
Then we could prove that we’re worth more
Than anyone bargained for…

[Twilight]
Can I buy you a drink?

[Pinkie]
That would be nice

[Twilight]
While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

[Pinkie]
What?

[Twilight]
Smile more

[Pinkie]
Ha

[Twilight]
Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for

[Pinkie]
You can’t be serious

[Twilight]
You wanna get ahead?

[Pinkie]
Yes

[Twilight]
Foals who run their mouths off wind up dead

[Spike]
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it?

[Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash]
Show time!

[Twilight]
Like I said…

[Spike]
Show time! Show time! Yo!
I’m Spike in the place to be!
Two pints o’ Sam Adams, but I’m workin’ on three, uh!
Those crystal warriors don’t want it with me!
Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I’m free!

[Zecora]
Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Zecora!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say “Bonsoir!”
Tell King Sombra “Casse toi!” Who’s the best?
C’est moi!

[Rainbow Dash]
Brrrah brraaah! I am Rainbow Dash
Up in it, lovin’ it, yes I heard ya mother said “Come again?”

[Spike & Zecora]
Ayyyyy

[Rainbow Dash]
Lock up ya sons and chimps, of course
It’s hard to have intercourse only two sets of corsets…

[Zecora]
Wow

[Spike]
No more sex, pour me another brew, son!
Let’s raise a couple more…

[Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash]
To the revolution!

[Spike]
Well, if it ain’t the prodigy of Pranceton college!

[Rainbow Dash]
Twilight Sparkle!

[Spike]
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

[Twilight]
Good luck with that: you’re takin’ a stand
You spit. I’m ‘a sit. We’ll see where we land

[Zecora/]
Boooo!

[Spike]
Twily, the revolution’s imminent. What do you stall for?

[Pinkie]
If you stand for nothing, Twily, what’ll you fall for?

[Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash]
Ooh
Who you?
Who you?
Who are you?

[Spike/Zecora/Rainbow Dash]
Ooh, who is this kid? What’s she gonna do?