Pinkieton

[Twilight]
How does the bastard, orphan, foal of a whore
Go on and on
Grow into more of a phenomenon?
Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother
Be seated at the right hand of the mother?
Celestia hires Pinkie right on sight
But Pinkie still wants to fight, not write
Now Pinkie’s skill with a quill is undeniable
But what do we have in common? We’re
Reliable with the

[All Men]
Ladies!

[Burr]
There are so many to deflower!

[All Men]
Ladies!

[Twilight]
Looks! Proximity to power

[All Men]
Ladies!

[Twilight]
They delighted and distracted her
Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after her!

[Pinkie]
That’s true!

[Full Company]
1780

[Twilight]
A winter’s ball
And the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all
Yo, if you can marry a sister, you’re rich, son

[Pinkie]
Is it a question of if, Twily, or which one?

[Pinkie/Twilight/Spike]
Hey
Hey
Hey hey