I'm not angry...just disappointed
"Wow, what a great day" Bob said bobbing his bourbon blob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob.
"My favourite thingez to do are planning, wallpaint and giant purple portalz opening in front of bob" I meant me.
Before anbod-or should I say anypony, no i shouldn't no context was given. Could say anything bob was on the other side."but why am I here!"
"Becouse I love you" sed the perpendicular purple painting poni poni poni poni poni poni poni poni poni poni poni poni poni.
"Referring to the sun, In terms of placement in the sky correlating with the time of year, what would you call this time of day?" Bob ask.
"Why, it's twilight"
"Oh how comedic" bob agreed
"Wait whaaaaaaaaaaaat!" This is bob again.
"Yes, after my sister twilight sprakle died i craved physical emotion, please love me"
"Oh how"
tragedy
Blob said with sincerity.
"Then rarity Wal-shit" then rarity walked in blindly stumbling around "hey y'all."
"How'd she die?" Bob splain'd
"She was killed by one of the characters I didn't recognise when I was instructed to pick a character" again-i frequently make the mistake of forgetting to specify who's talking, this is twilight.
"What, the white on white one"bob
"Ok, I'm gonna hurl myself off of the uh tall thing were standing on, I presume"
That was rarity by the way" yeah"
Sorry the rest is rushed I got bored and have ten mins till I have to go get my driver's licence.
Then glida spronked in " hey y'all" that's the running joke
"Get out of here faggot"bomb
"Yeah , leave you uper class twit"rarity said, plummeting to her death.
"C'mon guys stop joshin with me;)"
"If you don't leave I'll shove a rusty spoon down your throat"
"I swear if I see a single sectoid of your terrible mullet I will pummel you until you stop salivating," sorry I had food on my mind when I wrote this, I'm not even sure who said that.
A cowboy hat guy gives the thumbs up" I have many interesting factoids to tell you about"
"I love you too" bob, yes this is bob
"1 birds do not have teeth"
"Oh yes finally my love"twilight exclaimed
"2 shampoo is most often used on the body"
"But how did I get here?"
"3 I was rude to a Spanish lady today "
"I know" said Gilda the dumbest bird/feline on the face of this planet.
"4 I hate Gilda so much it hurts"
"Well see I interacted with the thaumic Pauline's until carbon monoxide osmosis calibration Einstein ion cheese sandwich" scienced twilight quickly evaporating the oversized chicken.
"5 the moon looks flat but is not"
"How would you name as an expression the thoughtless murder of another sentient being?" Inquired blimp
"6 I know the answer"
"Hmm, I would call it"
dark
"7 I used the sci-fi tag because a portal opened at the beginning "
"Let's go on a date" bob mimed
"8 I'm not going away"
"K then matey" proclaimed twinklight