Korchikah Finsha isn't your everyday stranger. He's a Martian, an incredibly long-lived, green-scaled race with extreme muscle strength. He's seen everything from the twenty-second century to the eighty-fifties.

It should come as no surprise that alongside Martians and Terrans, there's a whole galaxy chock full of aliens -- including the Shoro, the most dangerous soldiers in existence. They've been at war with the Milky Way for three thousand years now. Korchikah is one of their most feared enemies.

What happens when Korchikah and a Shoro warrior -- two equally dangerous, not-quite-sane creatures -- wind up being magicked away to Equestria?

Find out here, in part one of The Mad Martian!

This story takes place in the early fifth season and ignores the Equestria Girls series. It is not a crossover with any published or copyrighted works; the sci-fi setting is completely original.

UPDATE as of 14/4/2019: This story is going on hiatus for a complete rewrite! It'll hopefully be going for a 'T' rating as well, so that a wider audience can enjoy it. Feel free to read what there is so far, though! I appreciate all sorts of critique.