Spike was moving as fast as he could when he arrived at the school, it had let out a fair amount of time ago but it was the only place he could think to go now that any second Twilight might come after him with some backup, leaving her school as an out of bounds zone, he looked around and found that it was almost completely empty, except for one filly who was swinging back and forth on the Swings with little care or mirth.

"Oh, When we get back I should ask about getting a swing, and a pool."

"Hey, Spike wants a swing set." The Voice said lazily to Sweetie.

"Yeah, I can do that." she replied, materializing one next to her "oh, you know what, I wanted one without realizing I wanted it until I had it, awesome."

"Also Spike is about to be targeted so heads up on that."

"K." Sweetie responded as she got on the swing and began swinging.

"Hey is that a Swing set!" Scootaloo asked from the Basketball court.

"Hey what's up I was talking to Sweetie." The voice said.

"Nothing much, just creeping," Spike responded as he walked over to the swing and proceeded to sit next to the filly, whom he identified as Silver Spoon.

"Morning." He said jollily making her jump.

"Oh! you're the Dragon who follows Princess Twilight around everywhere." She noticed "You once made a bunch of Nachos that no one ate."

"Lies, I ate them." Spike responded, "took 3 days but I ate them!" as Spike swang next to her she stared at him in silence.

"So what's with the entire left side of your face?" She asked, Spike, blinked in confusion and looked down at his reflection in a puddle, what was up with the left side of his face was that when the Voice had left Spike's Disguise had started breaking apart, the left side of his face, the first spine on his head, most of his left hand, a chunk of his torso, and his entire right leg below the knee had all reverted to his Octo-Dragon form.

"Well fuck." Spike said as he looked at his face, he looked over and found the swing empty. "and double fuck." He added before he heard the shutting of a door as Silverspoon hide inside the empty school. "Triple fuck." Spike decided as he moved out.

"Want me to fix the-" The Voice started

"Naw, I look freaky deaky, I wanna scare Twilight with this when she catches me." he walked over to the door and looked inside the what was just a single roomed building. "Hey, I'm not one to judge, but what the actual hell are you still doing here? I was expecting to find this place empty what with it Raining and all."

"They why was this the first place you chose to look!?" The voice demanded. Spike ignored it.

"Come one, I'm not gonna eat you." He looked around the empty room and noted the Filly trying to open a back window, Spike slid on his right leg silently and just as the window budged open he popped up. "Hello again." He sang out as he stuck his fingers in the opening and shoved the window open, Silver Spoon fell back and tried to back up, Spike burst the back of his magic disguise and pulled the filly out of the building with his back tentacles, dropping her in the soaking mud. She felt the wind rushing past her as she spoke up.

"My dad locked me out of the house again and he's not gonna be home for another 3 hours." She replied, Spike blinked, now frowning.

"Sorry?"

"You asked why I hear and not at home, That's why."

"Oh, your life sounds terrible, I feel infinitely less terrible for what I'm about to do then." Spike proceeded to sit down next to the filly and wiped off her glasses before replacing them on her face. "You, my little friend, are about to be turned into a monster, and we, by that I mean me and a few friends of mine who you already know, will never lock you out." Spike offered her his left hand. "Just shake my hand, and you get crazy superpowers, the body of a monster and an adult pony, and even some third thing probably." Silver Spoon looked at him.

"Will-will I be a sidekick or-or will I be a main member of the team."

"My friend you will be a main member of the team, hell you can have your own house if you want, though it might be smaller than your school here." He said, shaking his hand a little. "We got a deal?" Silverspoon looked at him silently, then reached out and shook his hand, as soon as they shook Spike flashed out and grabbed her glassed just as she sank into the ground with a yelp.

"Nice negotiation skill." The Voice cheered "I didn't even have to talk to her, that my friend was some quality work right there." Spike watched as Silver Spoon burst from the ground, she was built like a Diamond Dog, she had a long furry tail that ended in a mace. Her arm's got thicker as the closer they got to her hands, she had large hand's with nail-like claws, she had some wicked Spike's starting at her elbows and working up to her shoulder, she had dog-like teeth and now had four eyes, she was also now the only member of the team besides Spike to have toes now, which she wiggled in fascination, her canines protruded past her lips similar to Scootaloo's, To complete the look Spike placed her Glassed back on her face.

"Oh, I'm a Were-pony thing!" She cheered before squeezing Spike "Oh thank you!" as this was happening Bon Bon was standing with three of the other Ponyville Spies.

"All present?" Bon Bon asked.

"Present." Derpy said simply."

"Present," Dr.Hooves replied.

"YEAH!" Bulk Biceps replied. Bon Bon looked around for a moment.

"Oh yeah, Carrot top's out on Business, and I guess Cheerliee probably fell asleep grading again, alright we'll just have to work with what we got, The Princess should be arriving right about-"

"Now." Twilight cut in as she walked up to the group. "Alright, this better be an emergency, casue I've got so much paperwork to do, And I have to do Reshelving day alone since Spike chose today for his day off, and Starlights busy helping with Cleanup from today's monster attack."

"Oh, Princess you may want to sit down for this." Bon Bon said to her. "you see, the thing is, oh how do I say this. Spike might be possessed and or worse." Twilight processed that for a moment before he eye twitched.

"I'm sorry did you just say, that Spike-"

"Is either bat shit crazy, or some monster killed him and is now wearing his skin like a suit." Bon Bon replied as she and the other agents all hid behind Bulk.

Spike and Silver Spoon were waiting for Sweetie's portal when the heard Twilight Rage.

"Oh shit, I can't miss this," Spike said with a laugh, stepping out of the way. "Tell Sweetie to keep me on her radar, I wanna play a little before going home."

"Alright, Spike." Silver replied just before she was Vortexed away.

"Where's Spike?" Scootaloo asked.

"About to go fuck with Twilight, oh wow you guys all look so unique." Silver said as she was pulled from the water by Babs, Sweetie was about to close the portal when Scootaloo shot off threw it.

"Anypony else?" She asked, after a moment of no response she closed it and motioned to the Tree. "Then let us go make popcorn and watch this then."

Spike smile turned genuine once Scootaloo appeared and landed next to him.

"Oh good, I was hoping one of you would join me."

"Hell yeah!" Scootaloo replied "They may have the advantage, but we got Sweetie covering our backs. Let's go get our asses kicked for some cheap laughs."

Author's Note

Bulk Biceps, Best Secret agent.