Spike slid through the puddles down to the town, he was just about to make it when a Magical dome surrounded the castle grounds and cut off the rain, Spike failed to slow down and ran face-first into the dome,

"Oh, Son of a bitch!" Spike laughed as he pulled out of it "Missed it by that much," he shook his head and turned, Scootaloo looked up at the dome and Rainbow shot forward and kneed her in the stomach, sending her flying through the air and resulting in her hitting Spike, and the two hitting the dome, "So how are things?" Spike asked,

"Terrible so far, how are things with you?"

"I have been cut off from my rain clouds," Spike replied as he looked up, the clouds had begun parting and the rain had slowed to a crawl as soon as the dome had fully shut Spike in, "They're running away," He waved at the sky, "Come back and cry for me,"

"You're a little crazy," Scootaloo noted,

"I am not, you are though ya murderer,"

"Ha, good times," Scootaloo got up and Spike joined her, the two turned and looked at Rainbow staring at Spike as Twilight landed next to her,

"Alright, you two need to stand down and help me, help you," Rarity and Applejack ran down the hill and slowed to a crawl when they Saw Spike,

"Hey, I'm an Octo-Dragon now," Spike said merrily as he placed his hands on his cheeks and began to push his head a full 360 Degrees when his head was facing backward he saw something outside the dome and began singing "♫I have no bones, as you can see, to hold me down, to make me frown,♫" Spike was now facing them with a fully twisted neck" ♫I had bones, But now I'm free♫" He let go and his head swung back into place as he finished "♫there are no bones in me♫" Spike gave them a smile when, without warning the dome faded away, outside it, Twilight's agents had been keeping it up and 4 different locations and Spike had spotted Dr.Hooves running one of the devices keeping it up and tried his Siren powers,

"Ha suck it I'm a Siren!" Spike yelled as the rain restarted and he slid away "I'm gonna fuck up yo neighborhood! Twilight blasted a spell at him and it dissipated as soon as it touched him "Bye, have fun, Doctor break that machine then go ahead and attack them or kill yourself, don't care which!" with that Spike melted into a puddle, and Scootaloo flipped them off as she shot into the sky,

"Meet me at the Place Spike," She called back as the Elements split into four solo acts, Rarity ran after Spike, Applejack B-lined it to the Doctor, Rainbow flew after Scootaloo, and Twilight called in her agents,

"Mission fail, Spike, or whoever he is, has Water manipulation, Magic protection, and is apparently a Siren, also he has Tentacles so look out for that," once they where notified she flew into Ponyville to search for Spike, meanwhile Scootaloo was flying through the clouds with Rainbow Dash approaching fast, the burn on Scootaloo's cheek had started to heal itself and the one Rainbow had left on her stomach when she had kicked her off was healing itself as well.

"Something wrong?" Scootaloo asked "You seem mad about something,"

"Kid you need to stop, I don't know what's wrong with you but I don't want to hurt you, I thought I had to but you haven't crossed the line of no..."

"If you're referring to murder," Scootaloo interrupted "Me and Spike already crossed that line," She flipped in the air and dropped, holding up her hand and flipping off Rainbow as she did so, Rainbow flew at full speed down at her, an air cone was forming around her, she said something but it was lost, she was about to reach Scootaloo, who opened her mouth and spat out a Purple liquid, without hesitation Rainbow shot up, and a Sonic Rainboom was formed, the shock wave hit Scootaloo like a train as she tripled in speed and slammed into the ground, several bones broke, but the voice set to work fixing her up the moment she landed, it took a few seconds but she was back to being good and hit her chest as Rainbow shot off into the distance, now trying to slow down enough to turn back,

"See ya later bitch," Scootaloo said with a smile as she turned and made her way to Town Hall.

The Doctor had tried to attack Applejack but Bulk Biceps had walked up behind him and knocked him out,

"Yeah!" he screamed,

"Keep an eye on him" Applejack requested.

"YEAH!" Bulk replied as Applejack high-tailed it to Ponyville she found Rarity staring at a wall,

"Rarity what's wrong?" She asked as she slowed down, Rarity gave no response, Applejack walked to her friend and put her hand on her back when a Tentacle broke threw it, Rarity's head turned to look at her, she had yellow eyes and a big grin, Applejack pulled back as Rarity melted into Spike.

"Hey Jackie," Spike cheered, Applejack was about to respond when she noticed smoke rising between them she looked down at Spike's tentacle, which was smoking at her touch, "Trust me, it hurts way more than it looks," He smiled at her "Just wanted to let you know that this is specifically nothing personal against you," He paused for a moment "Come to think I only feel malic to Rarity and Twilight but eh," He shrugged "I liked you before, you where definitely kinder to me than Rarity ever was, but I'm evil or something, so just a fair heads up Appleblooms one of us," Applejack stared at him in silence and he held up his hands "And she was the first one, lead the voice right to me and the rest, I got Silver Spoon though, that one was my bad," Spike winced as his Tentacle was melted in half, Spike looked at the broken watery apendage as he began melting "Have fun with the knowledge that your sister is trying to kill you," With that he turned fully to water and slid away as Applejack stood staring at the wall in horor, as this happened Rarity rounded the corner, her make up was a mess and her eye's where somewhat red, Spike had told her about her sister as soon as she had cornered him, she also had a hand print on her face, a gift from Spike for the Pin cusion insident, It wasn't clear for whitch Rarity was crying but it was most liekly a combination of the two as she tried to stop crying, it was at that time that Twilight landed between them and looked at them in confusion and with consern.

"What happened?"

"Man I fucked them both up," Spike noted as he materialized through the rain on top of Townhall, he took a deep breath, his voice echoed through Ponyville, it came through every drop of rain, and every puddle was his speaker as he began singing.

"♫The stars are very beautiful, above the palace walls♫" As soon as Spike began singing the entire town went still, every Ponyfroze as Spike's wants became theirs and every pony made their way to the mane 6, Twilight stood in the center of town as Pinkie made her way down the street with a confused look as Fluttershy walked backward's out of a nearby store, several ponies walked in perfect sink out several buildings, a few ponies even broke through windows, more than a few hurting themselves in the process as Spike continued singing, "♫They shine with equal splendor, still above far humbler halls♫ Spike held up his arms as Scootaloo landed,

"Oh this is gonna be awesome," She said as she watched Spike's mob begin to advance on the 5 elements,

"What's going on?" Fluttershy asked, "Why do I hear Spike everywhere?"

"This is the weirdest flash mob I've ever seen," Pinkie noted as the towns ponies closed in, all of their eyes where beginning to roll into the back of their heads, from behind them Twilight's agent, excluding Dr.Hooves, began advancing,

"Everypony move!" Twilight called as she shoved Applejack out of the way just as Bulk Biceps came crashing down where she had just been standing.

"♫I watch them from my window, but their bright entrancing glow, Reminds me of the freedom I gave up sGEAH!" Spike was cut off harshly as Rainbow Dash flew in out of the left field, holding her arms out at her side, she cracked scootaloo's neck and beheaded Spike, the two fell to the ground, Scootaloo fixing herself and Spike calling up "Hey I was singing!" as soon as his song had been forcefully ended the ponies of Ponyville snapped out of his control,

"Why did they snap out but the Doctor didn't?" Scootaloo demanded as her neck snapped back into place,

"Guess me stopping mid-word snapped them out," Spike said, his body shrugged as it got up, and his head melted into the ground and re-grew onto his body "That's an annoying loophole," he noted as the mane 6 approached them,

"Ok," Twilight said breathing heavily as the confused residents looked around "Make this easy on yourselves and come..." Twilight cut off as a Vortex formed behind the two, two long, white, and pink ribbons came through it and wrapped around the duo.

"Our rides here," Scootaloo said as she flipped them off once more.

"Let's play again later," Spike added before he and Scootaloo were pulled in and it closed there was a brief moment of silence.

"Was that Spike!?" Fluttershy demanded in confusion.

"What happened?" Pinkie asked as Twilight looked at them both, then at Rainbow who was seizing with rage, then Applejack and Rarity who were both slowly falling apart.

"Come on girls, we're heading to Canterlot."

Author's Note

I know you might think Spike is a little fucked up, but I assure you...all 6 of them are.

Song Spike was singing

Cost of the Crown