MLP: Unlimited Blade Works

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After a rather pleasant conversation with the two ruling princesses I decided to fly back home instead of taking the train. Princess Celestia tried to offer me a ride back home but I declined, as they flight will give me time to think about how things have changed.

I went from having a relatively peaceful life, bar the occasional shenanigans that happen to the town on a semi-regular basis, to now having gained the attention of the Princesses who know that myself, Rin, and Arturia are reincarnated humans.

Oh and now I’ve been awarded the title Dragon Slayer, heh… more like layer but only with Arturia, and an offer to join either of the Guards.

Though in all honesty? This entire meeting was very pleasant, sure Luna didn’t trust me not that I could really fault her in that regard. Sure I played part in her… release I suppose, but ultimately I was just a very sturdy meat shield while Rain… Chloe-nee and her friends charged the Elements.

Actually I really need to ask Rin to check me out to see what, if anything, happened seeing as I was caught in the crossfire of a purifying conceptual laser of doom.

Taste the rainbow heh… though… given how Chloe-nee has been looking at me that just might happen in a less metaphorical and more sexual manner…

… I’m still not entirely sure how to feel about that… regardless of how sexually free ponies are in comparison to humans.

Goddamn it… I think I’m under the “May you live in interesting times” curse…

I blame my curse on Zelretch… goddamn leech...

A few hours later, it was well past dusk and nighttime was steadily approaching, I finally landed just outside of my house and entered without any ceremony.

I was tired and all I really wanted was to go to sleep and hopefully forget today ever happened!

But sadly I couldn’t, not yet anyway. I needed to talk to Rin about arranging some tests to figure out if the Element magic did anything to me… probably should also identify my dual element as well.

I also needed to do the dishes and general tidying up as well. However, with how much Tracing Gae Bolg had taken out of me, I needed some rest..

So when I saw everything was already tidied up and the dishes carefully stacked near the sink I was surprised but extremely grateful. I looked around wondering who did it, Rin? Arturia?

Bah, it really didn’t matter in all honesty.

I’ll do the dishes tomorrow… night now all I wanted was to take a shower, maybe take a few minutes to read the latest Daring Doo book, and finally crawl into bed and sleep like a log!

Though I was curious. Did Chloe-nee and Illya-chan go to their homes? Actually… I don’t even know where Illya-chan even lives. Maybe with Chole-nee? Actually doesn’t she stay with an… aunt or something?

Stop it brain. Shower first.

WIth a stretch, getting many pleasing bones popping, I made my way upstairs and immediately went to the bathroom for a nice hot shower.

As I exited the bathroom after finishing the shower and entered my bedroom I was greeted with Rin, Illya-chan, Chloe-nee, and Arturia sitting on the bed chatting. And I realized that my ah, “sword” was on display..

Oh god dammit not again! I just want to sleep!!

“Chole-nee, Illya-chan please stop staring.” I begged faintly, “All I want is some sleep…”

Was I whining? Maybe a little but damn it I was running on fumes! Maybe I should’ve taken the train instead of flying all the way back.

“Come on girls.” Rin said with a bemused smile, “While it’s clear the flesh is willing the spirit isn’t into it. And I’ll be honest I prefer him to be an active participant instead of just laying their like a living sextoy.”

Arturia nodded in agreement with a bright blush, “Yes…. so contain your lusts. There is a time and a place.” She chided.

Honestly a part of me wanted to snicker when Chole-nee and Illya-chan whined but I simply didn’t want to tempt fate. Instead I closed my eyes and thought the most unsexy thoughts I could manage.

It took some effort on my part but eventually my unruly penis returned to its sheath.

“Okay… now I suppose Chole-nee and Illya-chan are staying over?” I asked, “I can fix up the guest room if they don’t mind sharing a bed…” Oh god they were giggling…

“Well, if you do that onii-chan well we DO need mana to fly and both of us are tired….” Kuro grinned.

No, bad brain, stop it!

I almost choked on my tongue inspiring another titter of giggles from Rin and a chuckle from Arturia and when I got control of myself I gave my two reincarnated sister a glare, “Not funny.” I said flatly.

“Who’s being funny?” Chole-nee said cheekily, “But seriously stud. We’re not leaving. If we can ‘t fuck you then damn it we’ll cuddle you!”

“And… what are the chances Illya will wake him up with a tongue bath?” Rin muttered dryly with an amused smile.

“I would join in.” Kuro smirked.

“I’m surrounded by deviants…” Arturis muttered.

Rin gave her an unimpressed look, “Honestly like you’re any better.” She said dryly, “After all didn’t you fantasize about being mounted by your horse when you were human? Or all those incestual trysts regarding Mordred?”

Heh… I hadn’t seen that shade of red in a long time.

Shaking my head I cleared my throat, “WHatever. You two can sleep with us.” I said, “No funny stuff however. I just want to get some sleep.” I then plopped down into bed, Arturia and Rin taking up either side of me.

Both Kuro and Illya whined cutely, as my sisterly duo crawled onto either side of Arturia and Rin. I just sighed before I climbed into bed myself and laid down to relax.

And in short order I wound up at the bottom of a cuddle pile with a changeling, two ponies, and a dragon. At least they, at the moment, didn’t want to have sex with me.

Seriously sometimes I think my dick is about to fall off! And that’s just with Arturia!

With Rin I swear it’s like she’s trying to suck my soul out through my penis!

And now with Kuro and Illya...I fear for the existence of my penis, and whether or not I’d go to jail I know incest isn’t nearly as taboo as it was back on earth when I was human, I mean yeah it wasn’t accepted with open arms but other then getting some weird looks nothing much happens.

Now foalcon… that’s a hot topic. Seriously, not even the Princesses are willing to touch that subject

Just stop it brain… go to sleep. You desperately need it!

… All the same there are worse ways to go…

Goddamnit!!

I awoke to find something or rather someone, nuzzling my groin. I feared opening my eyes because I knew it wasn’t Rin or Arthura…

However I decided to take a shot in the dark, “... Illya-chan?”

My eyes slowly crack open, and I look downward.

Only to have… Chloe-nee stare back at me cheekily, “Technically you’re not wrong…” She said, “Though Rin dragged her off before she could start tonguing your sheath.”

“Oh goddamnit…” I groaned as I rolled out of bed.

Now I had to deal with my morning wood. Hmmm, I suppose I could ask one of the others for, ah, “relief” though saying that I… really didn’t want to tempt fate. So using some of that indomitable will, as well as unsexy thoughts, I got my raging morning wood under control, I mean, I was still hard, but I at least managed to push my urge to unleash it under control.

Splashing water on my face, I head out of the bathroom, and downstairs, to make breakfast.

Though I had to stop myself from chuckling when I saw Illya-chan standing in the corner, no doubt with the biggest pout on her face, with Rin keeping an eye on her with a bemused smile on her face.

“Everything okay?” I asked curiously.

“I wanted to suck you Onii-chan!” Illya-chan whined, eyeing my still existent boner, purring.

Rin just gave me an extremely smug ‘You knew this was going to happen’ look which made me roll my eyes.

“Anyway Rin. Later I want your help to see if being hit by that Rainbow laser did anything to me.” I said deciding to ignore the longing look I was getting from Illya-chan.

“I’d love to help.” Rin leads me to the Workshop she’s set up, which includes, among other things, a fair few bookshelves, some sort of scanning device and a radio.

Ah… the technophobe has come far it seems!~ I bet if I turned it on it’d be on that station that Vinyl’s radio show is on too!

“Alright, so, do I just hop in here?” I asked, gesturing to the chair sat below the scanner.

“Yeah.” RIn said, “... Want me to take care of that for you? We’re completely alone and Illya’s still in the corner…”

“Oh, um, I guess….” My cheeks tinge red, as I sit down, and spread my hind legs.

I relax, and let Rin suck me off.

Thankfully it didn’t take long for me to cum and Rin took it like a champ. After she removed herself from my retracting penis she turned on the scanner and started to do whatever she does in her Workshop.

I just closed my eyes and meditated, though I’m pretty sure Chloe-nee would say I was napping though. Like she’s one to talk. I’ve seen her sleeping like a log.

Regardless I relaxed and waited, if I dozed off Rin would wake me up when it was finished…

Or perform some experiment on me… I give it 50/50 odds either way…