Author's Note

( IMPORTANT NOTE!! )
Hello everyone from now on every time a character talks they will have their own colour showing who is talking, this will save me lots of time and I won't have to repeat a name every time somebody says something, every chapter/story from now on will have a little note ( right under here ) that says what colour belongs to who.

Bon Bon
Lyra
there are more colors for more characters but I don't want to spoil anything yet.

How does one get there potion of shrinking?

It was late noon in the Crystal empire, and Lyra and Bon Bon are working with construction, WHY you ask?

well, a few days ago there were reports of fireballs being casted in the east wing hallways of the castle, which eventually made it explode.

According to witnesses they were being chased by an angry flurry heart because the maiden was too scared to change her diaper, of course, the parents denied everything and claimed the witnesses were crazy and that during their panic over nothing the whole wing exploded, and again WHY do you ask?

because when you're the empires + goddess of love, and the emperor that also has total control over the military, and the courtroom, not to mention both of them are friends with the other 3 gods, things kinda go in your favor wen it comes to court, even when 41 different witnesses saw that it was clearly Flurry.

But none the less the castle wing was in need of repair, and Lyra and Bon Bon thought, why the heck not, and it was a good excuse for Lyra to find something special to buy for Bon Bon, because tomorrow they will celebrate their 7 years of love and friendship.

The problem was Lyra hasn't found shit, she had 3 weeks and she found nothing but shame, right now all the stores were closed and the day was about to end, and for them time to go back to Ponyvile, so that's where we are right now.

Lyra was working on hammering in some nails to keep the new walls in check, while Bon Bon was working on painting the newly constructed floor, they were both getting tired from all the long work, so Bon Bon couldn't wait until tomorrow, Lyra on the other hoove was almost shaking from fear since she still hadn't gotten her anything for tomorrow yet, she had to think fast, so she came up with an excuse to take a walk hoping she could find some last minute thing or something.

"Aaahh men I am all out of nails," she said not sounding very convincing.

"I thought you had a whole box of nails just next to you, and for the last time, stop using the word, men " she said without even turning around to see if this was true, when Lyra looked next to her there was indeed a box of nails, which she quickly gave a buck somewhere between the floor.

"Weird right? well better get some more, see you then" as Lyra quickly ran away, the only thing Bon Bon did was gave a quick chuckle and continued her paint job.

As Lyra was walking through the hallways, she was having a hard time figuring out what to do, what could she do? all the stores were closed, and just writing a congratulations letter isn't going to cut it, or.........she could instead of buying anything.......do something for their 7 years together anniversary, like bring her to a park?

"No we already have been to every park I sat on all the benches there" she thought to herself, or they could go out for dinner?

"Nah everypony already does that" she thought and she thought, until.

"we could have a special day in bed?" this idea she did like, the only problem with it is that it's too simple on its own they had to do something really interesting and new in bed, but what?

It was at this time that Lyra heard something coming from a door next to her, curious to what it was Lyra placed her ears to the door to get a better idea, it sounded like multiple ponies........singing.....something, almost like.........chanting, Lyra knew this was the Crystal castle, and that she shouldn't just go into every room she sees fit, but Lyra didn't give a single piece of shit of what the police thinks, she opened the door, before her was a stairway down, as Lyra slowly walked down the chanting, which now that she has gotten closer actually sounds like chanting, was getting louder and louder, she stop at a wooden door which had red light coming out from under the door, Lyra still didn't give a single piece of shit, as she slowly opened the door, what she saw made her confused as heck.

It was a big round room with red torches on the walls and a huge pit in the middle which what looks likes there was lava down there, around the pit were 8 difrent......ponies? in dark hooded clothes chanting away, praying almost, above the pit of lava was a cage which had a cow inside of it, the cow was scared shit less, flying in front of the cage was Flurry heart..........WAIT FLURRY HEART!!

"CHANT CHANT MY BROTHEREN FOR THE SACRIFICE IS ALMOST COMPLETE, we will resurrect the blood moon and get our army of the undead and together we will rule over this world, MUHAHAHAHA"

"um......what are you doing?" the chanters immediately stop and a surprised Flurry Heart was beginning to panic.

"Oh, shit......umm"

"Showing little Flurry here how to NOT summon the blood moon and create an army of living dead" Said one of the chanters.

"You guys are resurrecting the blood moon by sacrificing a cow?" Lyra said in a calm and dry tone.

"yes you may have got us figured out but you will never stop me I AM THE DARK DEMON LORD THAT HAS BEEN THROUGH MORE LIVES THEN CELESTIA HAS BEEN AROUND, I AM THE DEMON LORD THE DESTROYED MULTIPLE SPECIES, I AM......"

"I am going to tell your parents" as Lyra slowly walked towards the stairs.

"NO WAIT I DONT WANT TO BE GROUNDED AGAIN I WIL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT!!" Lyra stopped and walked back, now wanting to hear more of Flurries offer

"I can give you knowledge beyond reckoning, I can give you power that will ensure the fall of your enemies, I CAN GIVE YOU YOUR OWN UNIVERS TO RULE OVER!!"

"I want a shrinking potion that makes it so that you can breathe for 48 hours without needing air, and that it will protect you against stomach acid for 48 hours"

"excuse me?"

"give me a shrinking potion and I won't tell on you"

"Ok ok fine weirdo"

POOF came the potion out of thin air.

Lyra knew precisely what to do with this potion, as she trotted up the stairs in joy, she couldn't wait until tomorrow, she and Bon Bon were going to have so much fun.

"First my mom and dad, and now them? what is it with ponies and vore already?"

"I don't know your unholiness, it's just the generation I think"

"Bunch of weirdos that's what they are, now where were we? oh yea that's right"

( Chanting restarts )

"BRING DOWN THE COW, MUHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!"