Muffinz x Lyra_Plushie

Lyra frowned a bit and wiggled, muttering confusedly "But it still doesn't feel quite right.. It's still... itching and..umm.. throbbing"

Muffinz's eyebrow shot up. "That isn't good... lemme see.."

Muffinz stuck a pencil in and out of the butt, with Lyra yelling whenever it went in...

"OH GEEZ."

He called a doctor, who rushed over. "WHOA, GOD, WEAR SOME PANTS OR SOMETHING." He said to Lyra.

"SHUT THE HELL UP AND HELP ME!"

"OK OK"

He checked her butt, and gagged twice, and said,

"Lyra, you have a severe case of Pencil-In-The-Butthole-Itis."

"KHAAAAANNNN- Wait, I mean, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

The doctor walked out with blindness- I mean really, who wants to see pony butthole for 10 minutes? Oh, wait, Tiarawhy and Bendyrulz, that's who- and diagnosed her with no sex for 6 days.

"Damn, what am I going to do?" Lyra humphed..

"The doctor said nothing with the butthole..." Muffinz implied sexually.

"ooohh..." Lyra said, realization dawning.

The end, young children, is too much for you to take.

~Fin.