
Shackles and Friendship
'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'
A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies.
But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.
Teen for language and some adult themes.
This takes place before season 3.
HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.
AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.





49 Chapters:
- Prologue 2012-08-08 11:45:27 UTC795
- Chapter 1 - "Dafuq!?" 2012-09-07 22:53:44 UTC4738
- Chapter 2 - The good stuff. 2012-08-22 17:10:28 UTC1962
- Chapter 3 - Mine does magic. 2012-08-06 16:19:12 UTC3851
- Chapter 4 - The song of my people 2012-09-02 16:15:36 UTC3346
- Chapter 5 - The one with stars on her butt 2012-08-02 04:36:33 UTC4423
- Chapter 6 - Is that pony waving at me? 2012-07-19 14:00:59 UTC2771
- Chapter 7 - I do NOT have a fetish for ponies! 2012-07-22 15:16:39 UTC4364
- Chapter 8 - Death by gay snu-snu 2012-07-24 15:51:07 UTC3410
- Chapter 9 - It was all her idea! 2012-07-25 21:45:20 UTC2860
- Chapter 10 - You'll never take me alive 2012-07-28 05:15:11 UTC4659
- Chapter 11 - Oh it is on like Donkey Kong 2012-08-26 00:33:02 UTC3140
- Chapter 12 - Incoming D'awwwnuke! 2012-12-03 03:36:37 UTC3595
- Chapter 13 - A purple unicorn and a naked human 2012-09-24 23:24:50 UTC3529
- Chapter 14 - Look at the size of that thing 2012-09-24 08:25:44 UTC3668
- Chapter 15 - Why aren'tya in a zoo? 2012-09-24 23:23:29 UTC4502
- Chapter 16 - Ponies aren't so innocent after all 2012-09-21 06:33:46 UTC4618
- Chapter 17 - She's into it like Rarity 2012-08-18 19:29:00 UTC4417
- Chapter 18 - I guess these ponies aren't so bad after all 2012-08-21 22:42:03 UTC3664
- Chapter 19 - There's a troll I need to deal with 2012-08-24 04:51:42 UTC2548
- Chapter 20 - It appears you have quite a knack with children 2012-08-27 13:23:41 UTC2414
- Chapter 21 - Is that what I look like when I do it? 2012-09-03 07:13:31 UTC3639
- Chapter 22 - Add bacon strips add bacon strips add bacon strips 2012-09-08 10:19:00 UTC3316
- Chapter 23 - WE GOT BEER PEOPLE!! 2012-09-25 06:31:02 UTC11842
- Chapter 24 - I got close to her goods and lived to tell about it. 2012-10-10 21:02:20 UTC7057
- Chapter 25 - The Star of Rodney 2012-10-29 03:49:59 UTC5835
- Chapter 26 - It's a human thing, get used to it 2012-11-20 23:44:50 UTC7408
- Chapter 27 - You'd know if I wanted to flirt with you 2012-12-11 02:42:44 UTC3133
- Chapter 28 - Oo~oh I miss this taste! 2012-12-19 11:53:07 UTC5287
- Chapter 29 - HE'S MINE!! 2013-01-04 06:26:35 UTC4819
- Chapter 30 - Daddy 2013-01-21 08:55:32 UTC7500
- Chapter 31 - Leave them to die 2013-03-02 16:57:08 UTC8695
- Chapter 32 - Let's see how annoying I can get 2013-04-20 22:09:10 UTC18270
- Chapter 33 - I'm home 2013-04-24 02:00:12 UTC2157
- Chapter 34 - Sorrow and loss 2013-05-07 05:30:44 UTC4902
- Chapter 35 - Haflax 2013-06-17 09:02:50 UTC7372
- Chapter 36 - Well that escalated quickly (with Q&A) 2013-07-27 14:48:08 UTC8623
- Chapter 37 - Found you 2013-09-06 21:31:09 UTC6079
- Chapter 38 - I know you want this 2013-10-09 02:43:15 UTC3149
- Halloween Special 2013-11-01 01:20:18 UTC7109
- Chapter 39 - Time to play another game 2013-12-17 19:30:13 UTC7245
- Chapter 40 - Jo 2014-02-06 06:38:41 UTC9939
- A very special chapter 2014-03-29 13:18:53 UTC1685
- Chapter 41 - One day you'll find out 2014-05-04 04:11:40 UTC9332
- Chapter 42 - All so easy 2014-06-29 09:44:05 UTC5714
- Chapter 43 - If you do that with a pie... 2014-08-14 15:19:12 UTC7276
- Chapter 44 - Fancy meeting you here 2014-12-06 07:02:29 UTC9469
- Chapter 45 - Scatterbrained 2015-01-22 09:09:02 UTC5915
- Chapter 46 - I dun goofed 2015-03-02 09:49:37 UTC6712