Human Unification

by FanRanKilro

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Human, Mystery
Length: 458

Bohevia unites the entire human empire.

The Human Empire fell after large coups happen in many of its regions and it's of colonies.Its still a problem for 50 years of the disunifiction of the empire.Many Human countries were having vast enconomic failures and depressions.Small countries were annexed by other countries such as Equestria and Yakistan.But the only powerful region was Bohevia,the largest region of the Human Empire.Their plan was reunite the Human Empire under a confederation.

I'll have a number 6 with extra dip. I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-05-13 12:49:33 UTC

Chapter 1-One with cheese

Bohevia,Hoven

Prime Minister Mike Underburg was walking to the press room in the Red Palace about the unification of the entire remains of the Human Empire.He could hear loud noises of talking people. He heard also.

"Wait,so the entire human empire will be united under a confederation?"

"Well yeah,that's what I heard"

He takes a sip of coffee from the bottle he carried before putting it in a table.He's near the press room and enters the room and went to the podium.

"Everyone,everyone please settle ow down as we start the press." A guard said.

*cough*

The PM makes a cough to get the attention of the entire press.

"Well good afternoon,everyone.As we know that.......umm well.......that we heard about

the income collapse of many  regions of the what's left of the Human Empire that everyone knows right?"

Everybody nodded.

"WELL........the problem is that.All what's left of the Human Empire was annexed."

Everybody gasped.

"I know,I know!Were all sad that we may never see our friends and families.Thanks to those pigshitdog motherfuckerfucking Yakistani and Equestrians who annexed those regions"

"So PM sir what are you gonna do?"An Interview asked the PM.

" What I'm gonna do?Oh well.You everyone know me.I know what I'm gonna do." The PM said rubbing his hands.

"It's been months since I've been elected as PM of Bohevia.Since those months.I've been planning about something about this problem you know."

"And what's this plan sir?"

"I've............. been planning for the human unification."

Everyone was shocked

"I know its messed up for all of us but by this way.We would unite our once great empire under a confederation. So we would have communists and fascist because of imperialism right?Right?Well everyone got the joke.But still in this way many people will die.Because will invade both Yakistan and Equestria.But we will invade for the sake of our used to be empire."

But the press cheered and clapped for a preparation for a unified nation.

"Oh boy.This is gonna be a great plan but first.I need to write a letter to Celestia."

22 days later.Equestria,Canterlot

The messenger ran as fast as he can to Celestia about that Equestria is in a a huge diplomatic situation.

"Celestia!Your majesty!*huff* *puff* The PM of Bohevia send a letter to you that we are  in war with them!"

The messenger gives the letter to the Celestia.

"Nonsense messenger. We have a treaty with the-Oh my."

" Dear PigShit annexers,

We are in war with you and we don't care about a damn treaty,so yeah.

We want to unite and restore the Human Empire and it's colonies whether you all liked it,or not!

-PM of Bohevia P.S. We are more technologically more modern than you and we also declare war on Yakistan."