LunaTwi: Twilight Stays up all night to be with lunaView OnlineFree Poorly Written Short Stories From Super Trampoline: Everfree Northwest 2017 EditionLunaTwi: Twilight Stays up all night to be with luna"Luna I am tired and want to go to sleep. Why must I stay up?" "If you stay up with me that means we can make out longer." ":that is a good point Luna. You are such a clever pony. Mind you I am still smarter than you, but I'm smarter than everypony, so you shouldn't feel bad." The nebulous princess of the great space surrounding our planet smiled sweetly. "You are too kind to me, Twilight Sparkle. I am so glad we are dating. LunaTwi is such a better ship than Twilestia and also less creepy. Sort of." Twilight Smiled. But seriously. I'm sleepy. Can i have some coffee?" "How about some amphetamines instead? I got a big score from Tree Hugger yesterday." "Even better. I love staying up for 96 hours straight." "Me too, said Luna. Isn't great?" "It is," the lavender Alicorn of books and friendship and dweepyness replied. And then they made out. THE END
d"My bad OC being perfect in every way Acknowledged for the piece of **** she really is.View OnlineFree Poorly Written Short Stories From Super Trampoline: Everfree Northwest 2017 Editiond"My bad OC being perfect in every way Acknowledged for the piece of **** she really is.d"My bad OC being perfect in every way Acknowledged for the piece of **** she really is. "Hey, you," said, Perfect McPerfect face. "I am perfect. Do you want to buy my used soup can I just ate out of for 45 bits, because it's perfect because I ate out of it." "Please leave the Barnyard Bargains, miss, you're causing a scene." THE END
Spitfire being thrown out of the WonderboltsView OnlineFree Poorly Written Short Stories From Super Trampoline: Everfree Northwest 2017 EditionSpitfire being thrown out of the Wonderbolts"So, hey, Spitfire, dig this, " said Lightning Dust. Okay some background. So Hasbro has decided to take My Little Pony in a soap Opera Direction. So Lightning Dust is now Head of the Wonderbolts through a combination of subterfuge, stabbing, poisonings, and executive meddling. And she is causing quite a lot of drama in the show and the fandom." "What," asked Spitfire, who now was the Wonderbolts janitor in this crazy tipsy topsy turvy world. She also was wearing that Princess Leia jabba the hut slave costume. Turns out Lightning Dust has some crazy uh... this has an everything rating huh. Lightning dust has some interesting clothing preferences. "Anyway, you're fired. I've got a new janitor to serve my every whim and need in the wonderbolts now." At that moment, in walked the new Wonderbolts, Crackle the Dragon! THE END
Flurry heart kills almost everyoneView OnlineFree Poorly Written Short Stories From Super Trampoline: Everfree Northwest 2017 EditionFlurry heart kills almost everyone"So," said Cranky Doodle Donkey to Matilda, You heard that explosion right?" "Yeah," said Matilda, "I think it came from Canterlot." "Wait a minute, wasn't that where Flurry Heart's Cuteseniara (please help me spell this!) was being held?" "Yeah, and like, didn't there used to be a city on the side of the canterhorn?" "Uh oh,'' replied Dank-y Doodle Donkey, I think you're right. Weren't all our heads of state there?" "Yes, said Matilda. The only reason we aren't there is because of casual pony racism. We weren't invited." "Well," answered Donkey, " I guess this is how Fallout Equestia Starts!"
Starlight, Trixie, and, Sunburst love TriangleView OnlineFree Poorly Written Short Stories From Super Trampoline: Everfree Northwest 2017 EditionStarlight, Trixie, and, Sunburst love Triangle"Oh Trixie," said Starlight, "You are great. I think you are second best pony, besides myself of course, because I have finally gotten over my crippling feelings of guilt brought on by brainwashing an entire town and enslaving a bunch of national heroes. Those were definitely not my proudest moments." "Oh, Starlight," said Trixie, "'you are also second best pony behind myself, but you shouldn't feel bad. Because Behind my bravado and general insufferability I hide serious anxiety and self doubt and self esteem and self loathing issues that I really should see a psychiatrist for." "And I love both of you," said Sunburst, relaxing in the hot tub with his two marefriends. "I mean, all we do all day is 'practice magic'." "Yeah," Starlight replied. "Want to practice magic some more?" "Sure," Trixie and Sunburst replied in unison. THE END
Queen Chrysalis Becomes an Element of Harmony:love View OnlineFree Poorly Written Short Stories From Super Trampoline: Everfree Northwest 2017 EditionQueen Chrysalis Becomes an Element of Harmony:love Queen Chrysalis Becomes an Element of Harmony:love "Alright," said the head of Hasbro Entertainment. "Toy sales are flat. We are a toy company. if we do not sell enough toys, then we have to cancel My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and then we will probably get angry hate mail and possibly even death threats from some of the fans, because seriously, some of these Bronies are toxic." "Yeah, I agree," said some other highly ranked individual within Hasbro. Why don't we make some more alicorns. Everyone always loves that. And there is efinitely never any alicorn drama in this fandom.'' "Actually, that is very untrue," said another Hasbro Employee. But they didn't like his opinion, so they threw him out the window. "Alright," said the executive. Why don't we take a pony who's already an alicorn, and make them an element of harmony. Elements of harmony toy sets sell really well. We need a seventh element of harmony." "So, uh, hi," said Chrysalis awkwardly. She sat at the Magic crystal palace tree round table thingie with six uneasy ponies and a dragon that no one really cares about. It had a new chair with a new occupant. As if it had always had 7.5 seats, and wasn't a shoddily done retcon to sell more toys. You know, like Twilight Sparkle never mentioning that she had an older brother for almost two seasons. Nothing like that. "I, uh, guess I'm working with you now. So uh, yeah, i promise not to um enslave any more ponies or take over any more cities. Yeah. Probably. Maybe.'' "Okay, said Twilight. But if you try shipping any of us, I will ban you to Tartarus so fast you'll think you're a Sonic OC." "Okay, I won't," said the Element of ~~toyetics~~Love, hiding her shipping chart underneath the table. Everypony on it was shipped with Twilight. Including Herself. THE END
