Sexty Minute Stories

by Baron Von Clop

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1917

My attempts at the Sexty Minute Pony Story tumblr prompts.

Sexty Minute Pony Stories is a tumblr that releases a bi-weekly prompt, and writers are given only 60 minutes to write and submit a clopfic.

These are my attempts.

Keep in mind that these are speed writing attempts, and so are unedited and not my best work.

Due to the administrators of Sexty Minute Ponies being fairly insane on their policies regarding consent, their snarky attitudes and their admission they are just using prompts for their kinks, I am no longer participating in SMP. See this tumblr post for more info.

Prompt 1: "Fluttershy watches": Fluttershy receives fanmail containing... a clopfic of her spying on a hornjob! She has to admit, though, it's pretty hot. [Solo Fluttershy, masturbation, fictional voyeurism/hornjob]

Published 2012-07-10 02:14:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-10 02:14:02 UTC

Prompt 1: "Fluttershy watches"

Fluttershy nosed open her doors, ready to receive Derpy Hooves’ package. Instead, she found the mailmare standing on her porch with a letter clenched in her mouth. She wasn’t sure if Derpy was looking at the letter to make sure it was the right one, or at her. Or both. “Here’s your mail!”

“Oh,” Fluttershy squeaked out, reaching across her porch to bite at the other end of the letter and drop it on a table inside her home. “Is that all?”

“Yep! See you around, Fluttershy!” Derpy beat her wings, taking off into the air with a wobbly lift off before catching herself and fluttering away.

Fluttershy turned her gaze to the letter. She almost never received mail, and so seeing this show up was a small surprise for her. There was the rare occasion she would order some medicine for a sick pet, but otherwise never had anything delivered.

With a hoof pinning it to the table, she leaned forward and gripped the top flap of the letter in her teeth, pulling back and ripping it open, carefully tugging the paper contents out of the envelope.

She licked the side of her foreleg hoof to give herself some grip on the letter and unfolded it, reading the first pages.

hi fluttershy i am a big fan!

Fluttershy felt a twinge of shame immediately after, but couldn’t help cringing at the immediately bad penmanship and lack of capital letters. She giggled slightly as she realised she was legitimately surprised that they ended the sentence with punctuation, and then felt worse. That was kind of mean.

Her cringe deepened into a frown as she realised there were several pages to go. And judging by the kind of paper, they were all from the same author. Even still, she mentally checked off her list of things to do for the day: nothing. There was no harm in reading the rest to liven up an otherwise boring day.

you are raly shy and cute and beutiful so i decided to write a story about u that i hope yu like! i call it fluttershy watches

Fluttershy now regretted opening this letter.

ok here it goes

it wus a sunny day in ponyville and fluttershy was taking care of her animals but she ran out of chiken food and had to go in2 town.

She couldn’t help but wonder how lazy a pony could be.

so in town she passed rainbow dashs house and herd - Fluttershy giggled - some sounds coming from there so she decided to invs investa invester... look

so she flew up to the window and lookd inside and saw rainbow dash and rarity playing around. and by that i mean sex.

Fluttershy gasped and threw the papers to the table, whimpering as she traced over in her head what she just read. This wasn’t just a fan. This was... somepony wrote erotic fiction. And it included her.

...And why was Rainbow Dash, of all people, having sex with Rarity? They weren’t compatible with each other at all, that didn’t make any sense! There was no way they’d ever do a thing like that! Besides, Rarity would just fall through the bed - it was made of clouds and she was a unicorn!

Fluttershy turned a unique shade of yellow-red when she noticed just how much thought she put into pairing her friends off, swallowing hard and taking an ashamed look around the room to make sure she was alone. Well, that was embarrassing.

The letter called to her. She was curious. Pulling it across the table to sit in front of her, she nosed the letter open again.

rainbow dosh was all like sucking on raritys horn and she was liking that alot. it was glowing and also she was moaning. it was all the way into rainbows mouth.

Nopony would ever get Fluttershy to admit it, but it was no secret to herself that hornjobs were something that intrigued her. There was many a time she was jealous of the spa ponies during their weekly spa trips - they were the ones who were allowed to take a file and help keep Rarity’s horn clean and proper. It was so sensitive, that horn, and she saw the way she squirmed when it was touched in just the right way.

She didn’t have a horn of her own, obviously, but she could imagine how it must feel. And having Rainbow Dash suck and lick on it, oh, how amazing that must feel.

Fluttershy turned a deeper red as it occured to her exactly what was happening - this was turning into a full blown fantasy. She could feel her loins beginning to heat up, just slightly, as if it were the match being placed to the pile of kindling. Maybe it wasn’t grammatically sound, the story, but... she couldn’t just stop here.

there was a couple of slurping sounds and rarity moaned loudr. she was getting ready 2 climax already. because it felt that good.

Fluttershy bit down on her lip, back legs beginning to squirm side to side as they edged closer together. Yeah... yeah, she bet it felt good. Really good. Feeling the tip and shaft of Rarity’s horn in her mouth would probably have felt as good for her as it did for the unicorn on the receiving end... the pleasurable moans and the shifting movements of the pony who owned the horn would be just lovely.

Heat built hotter between her legs. She lifted a rear leg and ground her inner thighs together, feeling a droplet of moisture drip from her lips and roll down her coat. The story’s horrible grammar and lack of any form of plot nagged at her... but it was pretty hot.

fluttershy blushed as she looked thru the window being a sneaky vouryer. rarity came really hard after some more sucks and a big glop of magic shot out of her tip and into rainbow dashs mouth. she swallowed it and smiled really big because it was tasty like glitter.

Fluttershy had never tasted glitter before and so was unable to comment on exactly how delicious it was or wasn’t - but she had her own ideas. This wasn’t her first hornjob fantasy, nor would it be her last; the idea of magic shooting out of the horn as a form of climax hadn’t ever crossed her mind. Her partner, in her head, had always reached a more traditional height.

Fluttershy slowly trailed a foreleg down along her barrel towards her flank, her back leg still grinding hard against herself, stimulating her lower lips as she readied herself.

and then they made out. it was really hot.

On second thought, she didn’t need the story. She threw the papers to the side and slumped forward, ignoring the idea of traveling up stairs to her bed in this state. Her haunches were too busy shuddering to bring her up to her bedroom - this would need to be taken care of down here.

Getting over her own inhibitions, she lodged the foreleg between her rear legs and slowly stroked the hoof across her labia, a sharp gasp rising out of her as she felt its touch. Her mouth resumed its clamp on her lip as soon as the sound ended, but Fluttershy pushed on.

Her haunches clenched down around her foreleg, trapping herself there until she was finished. The lubrication provided by her own body was more than enough for her hoof to slide up and down her lips, trailing in a small circle around her genitals. Excess fluid dripped from the opening, the cool breeze in her home much more apparent when she felt it blow across her soaking wet thigh.

Fluttershy moaned with ecstasy as she slid the hoof deeper, parting her lady bits slightly as she entered herself. Fluids gushed out as she opened, copious amounts of lust pouring out. A small puddle was beginning to form under her flank as she lie on the floor, and the thought of needing to find a mop later was quickly pushed out of her mind as her pussy demanded more attention from her.

Her pace quickened, hoof making a shlick sound as it passed over herself faster and faster. She made an effort to brush, very carefully, over the nub that had begun to expose itself with her foreleg, the soft coat there causing another moan to erupt from deep within her. It was hard to focus on anything but what was happening between her legs, the burning heat reaching a point that was impossible to ignore.

When her hoof placed down below was not enough, the fantasy in her head kicked in again. The idea of Rarity’s horn being carefully suckled on, pampered and cared for. The shiny shaft slicking down with her saliva until it reached a firery climax, filling her mouth with glittery goop that tasted like the best dessert she’d ever had the pleasure of eating. The spicy scent of an abundance of magical, literal sexual energy filling the air, and then her partner flipping her around to return the favor in a way that just thinking about made her wet.

She just hoped that if it happened in real life it would be with slightly better grammar and spelling.

Fluttershy felt herself reaching a climax, the space between her legs becoming unbearably hot and tight. Her hoof was getting rougher with her sensitive parts, sliding back and forth fast enough to cause Fluttershy to pant at the exertion. She paid more attention to her clit, foreleg and even hoof making sure to pass by and tease it each time she reached that end of her lips.

With a shuddering cry, Fluttershy finally felt herself release. A large amount of her lust gushed from within her, soaking both of her thighs and her foreleg to the bone. Her cunt contracted around the tip of the hoof that was within it, clenching down and releasing multiple times as her back legs seized up and locked down until the rolling waves of pleasure emitting from between them had passed on.

Letting out a tired sigh, Fluttershy gave up resisting and sprawled out farther on her floor, legs strewn about as she felt the results of her climax finally crossing on to somewhere else. Her back leg gave a tired, weak kick intermittantly, but otherwise she was fine to simply lie there in her own lust, still reeling from what was easily the best masturbation she’d ever applied to herself.

All because of that terrible, terrible story. Her mind drifted back to the papers and their contents.

...She was still curious about how Rarity ended up with Rainbow Dash.

Flinging a hoof up over the table without getting up off the ground, she pulled the story to the edge and down onto her chest, lifting up the page she left off on.

A/N: Well. I didn't think that prompt writing works, but there you go. This has made a believer out of me. 1824 words in 52 minutes and 36 seconds.

Sadly, I didn't find out about this Sexty Minute Story thing until after the first one was over, so I can't officially enter this one in their tumblr page. However, I will absolutely be trying my hardest to do each and every one coming up from here on.