The Sparrow

I wake up with a big headache. I groan in head pain and realize that I'm on something cold.

I open my eyes with a pained expression on my face. It appears that I'm in a cell... wait

Cell? I think to myself.

I keep silent just incase someone is watching me. I get up quickly and look around a cell It has everything logical in a cell; a bed, chair, desk, bathroom, and other stuff. But what caught my eye was the vent on the top of the cell. Then something clicked in my brain

Okay brain what do you have for me?

Okay, This is what I'm thinking , You Break the chair you cut two small pieces of hood and unscrew the vent up there.

  I look to my side to check that my wings where bound in ties to make sure i couldn't get away.

Uh, brain my wings are bound what next?

Okay how about you meditate until we find an answer genius!

Well you don't have to be that harsh on me Brain i think.

ABOUT 45 MINUTES LATER

  I meditated about a good 45 minutes, and then my brain pops an idea in my mind.

Try to lift up the bed if you can. it said hyper active.

I'll try, I shot open in my eyes, and get up from the chair, trotted over to my "bed" while stumbling multiple of time, and attempted to lift it with with one of my hoofs. it wouldn't budge.

Great! it wont budge! Any other ideas genius!?! I think screaming out loud because of the pain in my hoofs.

Okay... then take of the mat and go I questioned if that would work and shrug,

Eh, it wouldn't hurt, I stumble over to the bed and push the mat and pillows. While I push the pillows off with my hoofs, I feel something In my backpack, Or is it called a saddlebag now? i think to myself. I reach into my "bag" and it was a Ipod, (portable batteries) and headphones. I smile realizing it was the mp3 player i got for Christmas last year. I look at it and put the headphones in my ear and start a song

"Eh I need a drink" I whisper to myself.

Eh, two things my brain started a little nervously. one your not an alcoholic, two that would probably kill most of my cells.

"Eh a little bit won't hurt, but your right." I whisper to myself.

I resume trying to find a way out of the cell bobbing my head to the music. I push the bed with all my might and successfully move it in front of the vent. I try to break the chair next with no success, then an idea comes up in my head, a painful idea but works. I jump on the bed and look down at the chair. I close my eyes and take a leap of faith using all of my right side to break the chair.

"Son ohva Bitch" (Get it?) I scream I'n my mind. my whole right side of my body in agony.

Well you better get to unscrewing those screws Genj

"You know whats stupid about the guards?"

What?

The Guards didn't take my sword or my shurikin.

Seroiously?

I know right., anyways, montage? I ask my Brain

Montage It answered