”Ok fools! I’ll give you one chance to turn your hinies back and find some planet to hide in.” Levan said.

“Oh yeah! Who’s going to make us! Our planet has been taken over by Naturus, so you need to back away, we’re trying to revive the sentient beings that died due to him!” Rainbow Dash said. ”Oh yeah! Well I don’t care about Earth and I don’t want anything to do with it, horse!” Levan growled. “Hey! We are not horses! We are ponies!” Twilight said. ”I don’t care to be honest, I want the Orb of Jupiter’s power!” Levan said.

“Listen, we need it, Levan. But if you want to fight us, then so be it!” Discord said.

”Fine then, have it your way! Let’s do this!” Levan roared, his crystalline fangs sparkling in light that came out of his mouth. A ball of light shot forth as Discord piloted the shuttle to dodge the ball. Levan swiped his claws at the ship, but they made it do a barrel roll, effectively dodging the claws.

”AUGH! THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING!!!” Levan said as he released a stream of light from his mouth. “Oh my goodness! We have incoming!” Discord said as he turned the ship upwards and dodged it at the last second. Levan saw this and released another ball of light. Once again they dodged it. “Is that the best you got!” Rainbow Dash taunted.

”AUGH! I’m done with you. Next time you see me, if you are alive, I’ll be the indusbutable ruler of the universe. So long suckers!” Levan said as he flew to their left. “Hurry! We got to get there before he does!” Discord said as he piloted the ship to max speed. After a while, they caught up with the crystal kaiju, who noticed them and said ”You idiots don’t know when to give up, DON’T YOU!” Levan said, scowling.

“Ah’ve got two words for ‘ya. Nuh. Uh.” Applejack said. ”GRRR! I’ve been hoping you would hide by now, oh well, I’m not going quietly. Say goodbye!” Levan said as he charged his light breath.

Just before Levan was about to fry them, he heard a voice say “Hey pointy!” Twilight said. WHAT THE, I WAS ABOUT TO VAPORIZE YOU AND YOU WANT TO TELL ME YOU ARE... FORGET IT, I’LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!” Levan said in rage. “I think we should better get going.” Discord said as he put the ship into hyperdrive, with Levan still following.

“Hurry! We need to do something!” Twilight said.

”I’LL RIP YOU ALL APART!!! JUST DIE ALREADY!!!” Levan said.

“He’s gaining on us!” Twilight said as they came to a stop. “Oh, what now!” Rainbow said, looking out the window to see the same war still breaking out. As soon as Twilight saw it, her brain hatched an idea.

She went to the cockpit and told Discord “We have to go in there!”

Discord then took notice of Levan’s light charging. “I guess we have no choice! I hope this works!” Discord said as he went into the crossfire, dodging lasers and Levan’s light breath. ”YOU THINK A LITTLE... HUH!?” Levan looked at himself to see parts of his body chipped off. "What the... NO NO NO NO!" Levan attempted to swipe his claws at the ships, but they continued to shoot lasers at him until the reptile within was exposed.

"You won't get away with this... MOMMY!" the reptile said as he teleported away.

"Wow, that was... unexpected." Discord said as the fleets resumed their war. "Well, let's get a move-on." Discord said as he steered the ship to where Levan was going. "I hope he knew where he was going."

Author's Note

”YOU THINK A LITTLE... HUH!?” Levan looked at himself to see parts of his body chipped off. "What the... NO NO NO NO!" Levan attempted to swipe his claws at the ships, but they continued to shoot lasers at him until the reptile within was exposed.

"You won't get away with this... MOMMY!" the reptile said as he teleported away.

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