Chapter one I really do need the money
HEY!!! colts and fillys!!!!! I got a question for all of you, do you want to go to the moooooon!!!!! Let me guess YES yes you do, then grab your phones and call this number!!! 555-1300-tothemoom.
Moon moon moon. Was echo in my head when I was staring off at a black and white hologram commercial for fillys. I had to chuckle to myself a 50s looking spaces pony with a fish bowl on has head with antenna on top, haha it seems so stupid. but in the middle of thought, I snapped out of it and looked back at the old hug. I swear every time I go to this pawn shop she always just sit there smoking her new bratz ponies, oh Celestia I swear she takes to damn long on purpose, oh ho hahaha she got new guns should I buy one? Nah I don't have that type of money sady.
"Uhhh are you all there" the old hug said when she looked disgusted at the mare who was looking at the gun "oh yeah I'm here. So..." (When she was walking to the cell with a desk where the old hug sat at) "how much do I get for it"? The mare said.
"5 bids" the old hug said when her glasses tilted down her snout look at the surprise mare, when she was putting out her cigarette.
"WHAT 5 BID you better be fucking me in the ass how's that Fair!!!! I give you your old shit!!!!" The mare said with a very angry and fustrated voice.
"Will take it or leave it" the old hug said with the most annoyed face expression out there.
"I will take it whatever!!!" the mare said when she looked disappointed and still in rage.
"Will here you go. Now get out of my store it's closing time. Come back tomorrow I might have a job for you if you want to make real money? Hahaha" The old hug said when she was grabbed her pack and looked at the mare with a creepy like smile.
"ummm yeh no I don’t do that kind of shit" the mare said when she went to grab the 5 bid. my that was creep.
She turn back to walk to the exit, she opened the door with her magic.
When the door was opening, a Flash of colorful and very bright lights cover the hole city everywhere were ads and open vendors with there flashing neon like colors, and the streets were small and have a ton of different ponies, talking to each other and laughing, and up above there were pegasi flying and even the cars were flying. it's not call the live city for reason!!!
I started to walk home. when the streets were buzzing with different pony and vendors screaming to try to get everyone attention. "Sigh" oh Celestia I really need a drink when I get home. When she was walking and turning on her street to get home. They’re were still a lot of ponies but not that as much like the main Streets.
Oh I love this city, it's because this city never sleeps like I mean I get it how some won’t like to live here but still it’s a good city with all the flashing colorful lights that lits up your eyes, uhhh I love it. she smiled at herself just thinking about it well she was walk.
but there is a bad side to this city tho, like everything else!!! Like the drunks on the streets asking for bids to get there next fix, or like what my bestest friend always says to me
the businesspony!!! never become one, because they wastes there hole life to become one of the big ponies, until they realized they waste there hole life to get rich!! and fuck up everything they know like love once and shit and then they shoot themselves!!! But that's Canterlot for you. Ahhh finally home.
She walked into a fancy apartment, where the side by rich live. with a lounge and even a minibar on the top right corner and a live pony who plays classical music.*sniff* yep thats the smell of sweet home ahhh, the smell of smoke from the tuxedo wearing ponies that are sitting at tables and couches somking there big cigars and talking about there companies and business and wall there were drinking to.
it was always busy in here, but I still love it here. I walking to the elevator, uhhh it's boonboss!! “HEY boonboss!!!” the Mare said wall she's running towards the butler who controls the elevator.
"oh hey madame" boonboss said when he was fixing has mustache,
"Home please and thank!, And I would stay and chat but I'm kind a exhaust, it was a very busy day!!! But it nice to see you tho!!!" The mare said in a very happy and very proud tongue.
"Yes you certainly did madame and it was nice to see you to." Boonboss said when he was pushing the button "oh madame before you go we put a present by your door and we have a job for you tomorrow do you accept?" Boonboss said when he staring at the mare when she was walking into the elevator.
"Um oh sorry I drifted off just now, but yeah accept just sent to my database okay? The mare said when she smiled and pressing the button to here room.
"Will do, madame I hope you have a good night." Boonboss said when the doors were closing.
When the elevator was going up. *Yawning* a very soft yawn. Oh Celestia it was such a long day for me I really need that drink tonight. she chuckle to herself these days are getting longer and tiring. When the elevator stop and open the doors to her hallway, and when she was starting to walk out the elevator into the long hallway, that had a lot of number by side them. She walked very slowly and she was starting to dazed off, her mind went to blank.
She suddenly realize she was at her door but at the same time she side in relief, she looked down at a small box by the door oh that must be my present yeah!!! Hahaha... I guess it time for that drink!!!.
She grab the smell box with her magic and and grab her keys from her saddlebag she unlocking the door to her apartment. To reveal a big window that have a really stunning view of the neon like city were cars fly by very fast, with a small like kitchen that kind of look like it was connected to the medium size living room with a couple of leather couches and a little tell rounded table beside the left side of the couch and a holographic TV.
She throw her keys at the bowl on the kitchen counter it went in. "Score!!!" She said loudly when she closed the door and throw her bag on the floor and throw the box on the left side couch landing softly on the leather. She walking to the kitchen to get a bottle of some famous Applejack’s apple cider whiskey she grabbed with her magic, and stared at the name she smiled “hi my good friend” she said out loud to herself.
She put the bottle of apple cider on the counter, and she grabbed a small like glass. She grabbed both the glass and the apple cider and walked to the couch that had the round tall table and sat them down on the table.
Ahhh finally home!. She turn on the holographic TV. She opened the bottle and smell the bottle uhhh it smells like a fresh apples on a farm, mmmm and then poured it in the small glass she filled it up halfway, the golden sparkling lush liquid came out of the bottle, and then she put the bottle on the table and she started to drink it. Well she’s drinking she was flipping through channels, until she saw a ad that Peaked her interest.
Ad playing: HEY good citizen of canterlot Are you poor and need of a job? Lucky!!! Here we are considering and hiring pony’s that need bids!! But you need to help us first to make this space station safer and better for the ponies that’s live here! And guess what!!! We pay bigggggg bids$$$ just call this number!!! 444-786-1109 that’s right every pony 444-786-1109 call now and quickly!!!!
A half bottle of apple cider and a near tips mare “cherry blossom don’t be that stupid, it’s a fake commercials!!!” the annoyed and kind a drunk cherry blossom said.
Oh shit!!! Now I need to go pee buttttt before I do that I’m going to have another drink first, she poured the drink in her glass and she drink it not leaving any last drop of the apple deliciousness. After that she got up, oh a little tipy hahaha, and then she walk to the bathroom to take a pee after that pee she went to wish her hoofs.
She started to look at herself at the mirror, she started to staring into her bright purple eye, do I look tired? Nah but I need to fix my mane tho, she started to fix her dark purple mane with a hit of bright blue mix into it. Done I just need to fix one more thing my lipstick and I will be done, she was fixing her dark reddish purple lipstick, aahhh done that will compliment my light blue coach!!!
Wall its time to find a good tv!!! When she was walk to the couch and sat down, she got really comfortable and started to switching through channels looking for a good show.
1 hour later switching through channels and not finding any shows to watch she got very broad of trying to find a shows to watch. So cherry started to looked around the room and saw her gift she throw, Uhhh what can this be??? She wondered, she opened up the small like box and it was a wooden opium pipe with a ounce of opium and a flip lighter, that stays welcome to the company!!! Company what company? There most be a note here. She looked but no note uhhh that’s odd but whatever she chuck the Box behind her. “Wall thank you Celestia” she said in a very happy tone.
She packed the opium in the big round circle part on top of the pipe and lit it up for a few sec and then stop, to let the opium burn, she inhaled a lot, and then instantly feel really relax and sedated and very happy, her eye are slowly getting slanted, she took another small hit and then another big hit. The smoke came out of her snout, when that happened she started to feel like she was floating, she slowly put her head back and stared at the ceiling.
She felt like she was in a dream, and then she saw a number 444-786-1109 and a chillax hippie.
“Yo cherry you should call that number you saw up there, it will blow your mind away.” the imaginary hippie said when he was floating around in Cherry’s vision
Cherry started to laugh hysterically *sniff* “ok ok ok sure I will do that, hey unit make appointment with this number 444-786-1109” cherry said sarcastically. When she started to fall asleep…