Malakai lounged on a cloud next to Fluttershy as they spent the day together. Hand in hand as they looked over and smiled at one another. Ever since that first date, they have been seeing each other more and more and spending time together often. Malakai couldn’t think of anywhere else he wanted to be. Ever since he came to this world and became its new lord of chaos. Things have been getting better and better for him. But most of all, he was happy to have met this lovely shy pegasus mare.

“...And the birds have all gotten settled into their new nests. Oh, and the otters under the little bridge in front of the cottage finally had their babies. They are soooo adorable~!”

Malakai loved it when she talked about the animals in such an adoring way. He loved that about her. Even though Malakai is more of a dog guy, he has come to get along with all the animals she takes care of that come and go. He is just happy to be with her again. Every moment he spent with Fluttershy was cherished. Sure, he liked all her friends, but he’d do anything to see Fluttershy smile

“So, any plans later today, Malakai?”

She asked as she rolled over to rest against his body and drape a leg over his thigh. One thing that he noticed, was that she was getting rather bold when they were together. But at the same time, each time she got close to him. She’d blush heavily and avoid eye contact with him. And that tugged at his heartstrings each time. He shook his head lightly and casually brought an arm over her shoulder and rested his hand on her right upper arm.

“Hmmm, I am not entirely sure, Shy. I had hoped that you and I could spend the day together. Perhaps go out to our usual spot by the river? Or maybe go and make all the cakes in Sugarcube Corner come to life and give Pinkie a hard time? Would that be fun~?”

Fluttershy giggled at his last idea. She didn’t know what it was, but she really liked what he did. As long as nopony was getting hurt, she found his silly antics enjoyable. In fact, she has been so bold enough to even play a few pranks on Dash and Pinkie. Things certainly would’ve been different if Malakai hadn’t come along.

“As much as I’d love to stay on this cloud with you, I need to go on a little errand with Dashie. She finally decided on getting a pet! And I am oh so excited to help her find one!”

Malakai nodded and sat as, Fluttershy doing the same with him. He reaches up and rubs one of her ears and runs his fingers through her mane. She absolutely loved it when he did that, even though it made her heart nearly burst out of her chest. Funny thing is, these two haven’t even shared a kiss yet. Perhaps it wasn’t the right time? Or Malakai wasn’t sure when to make the move?

“Then how about we meet at your cottage later tonight and we can head down to the river? Sound good, Shy?”

She nodded happily and wrapped her arms around him in a big hug, those soft,w arm, ample breasts of hers pressing against him. Another thing he loved about this mare was that she wasn't a stick. Soft and curvy in all the right spots. How lucky was he?

Yeah, you wish you were able to fondle and squeeze this beautiful mare huh, Author?

(......Shut the *BEEP* up you *BEEEEEEP*ing Motherf*BEEEEP* c*BEEEP*sucking-...Erm...I mean…)

As Fluttershy flew back down to the ground. Malakai was about to jump off the cloud when A gray pegasus mare with a blonde mane and tail and derpy eyes fly up to him and holds out a lot with a cheerful smile on her face. He smiles at her and reaches up and ruffles her mane.

“A letter from Sunbutt and Moony huh? Thanks, Muffins.”

The mare blushed lightly as pats her on the head, the then flies off to go and deliver the rest of the mail she was assigned with. After he read it and tossed it behind him and explosion happening off somewhere behind him, he steps off the cloud through a door he just...randomly made appear in the sky and walks into it then closes it behind him as he makes his way into the castle. Once he was inside and the closest guard showed him where they were, he waves to them with a sort of knowing grin.

“So then, ladies. What will you complain about to me today him? That I released doggos in the streets of Canterlot the other day? Or that I shut down your favorite cake shops for an entire week?”

That last one seemed to annoy Celestia the most as they both gave him glares that could pierce metal, twice. But he just laughs as he lifted into the air slightly and reclines back in a relaxing manner, placing his arms behind his head as he gazed at the pair of sisters.

“Well, while I am upset at you for shutting down my favorite bakery just to spite me, we have need of you here. You see, mother has told us to gather here so that we may speak with her.”

Celestia explained. Malakai tilted her head and smiled lightly as he knew exactly who she was talking about.

“Aaah, hot milf huh? Always good to see her~.”

Both Celestia and Luna look at him and tilt their head in unison, giving a synced.

“Milf?”

Malakai hid his laughter as it seemed, even with how long they have been alive didn’t know what a milf was. And this made it all the sweeter. He leans forward and rests his elbows on his knees and waves his hand in dismissal.

“You will learn once you are older, girls That’s grown up stuff.”

He teased in response to their question. They both grumble and stand up, their horns started glowing brightly as they took aim for the troublemaker. Just as they were about to fire, the room disappears in a bright flash of a golden light. All three of them appear what appeared to be nothing but clouds mixed with a golden yellow, orange, and slightly lavender sky, and a figure drifted towards them with that oh so familiar voice.

“Now now, girls. He is my god of chaos. You always seemed to let him get to you so easily~.”

Faust said with a light giggle. The two sister spun around and flew towards their mother, wrapping their arms around her in a loving squeeze.

“Mother!!! We have missed you so so much! It has been hundreds of years since we have seen one another again!”

Shout Luna with excitement as she squeezed Faust into a tight hug that would normally crush a mortal. Celestia offering the same affections as well. Faust smiled down at her daughters and held them close. She then looks over at Malakai and smiled softly and gave him a saucy gaze.

“Hey, there handsome~. Good to see you as always.”

“And it’s good to see you as well hot tits. Been ages since you have dropped by to hang out!”

Both Celestia and Luna’s face got a look of shock as he had called the almighty creator “Hot Tits’. Faust on the other hand just giggled lightly with a blush and gave him a wink.She pulls away from her daughters and walks over to him with a sway of her hips, then looking down at him as she lightly takes hold of his chin with her finger.

“You know...if things don’t work out with Fluttershy, let me know~. I’ll take good care of you, Malakai~.”

All Malakai could do was smile a big toothy grin, making his war-painted face look even more like a real skull. The two sister still staring at them with wide eyes and jaws that nearly touched the floor.

“Well, I won’t promise anything Faust. After all, Shy and I have been getting along very well. So you may have to find another to be with you~. But if by some fate she gets tired of me and leaves me for someone else, you will be the first to know, promise~.”

“Well then we got a deal, mister. No taking it back now~.”

“I wouldn’t dream of it. You are like...the hottest milf out there after all.”

A large blush formed across Faust’s white muzzle as he said that, her wings lifting up slowly in response as well. Malakai could only grin wider as she seemed to know exactly what he had called her.

“You...really think I am that attractive…?”

Malakai gave a firm nod and a chuckle.

“O-oh my….”

Was all she could say before getting back to the situation at hand as she cleared her throat. She motions the three together and looks down at them. A serious gaze on her face. All three of them were rather curious as to why she’d summon them though.

“Informalities aside, I have a reason for bringing you to me. Since dreams can be about anything, I’d figure I’d let you know in pony. Things are about to get very very dark in the land of Equestria. And you know as the creator, I cannot get directly involved. But you…”

She said as she pointed directly at Malakai with a genuinely concerned look on her face. This making Malakai smile falters as he could tell this wasn't going to be something he wanted to hear.

“Difficult and critical choices are ahead for you, Malakai. I cannot tell you what they are because I even don’t know them. And I felt that my daughters here had to know as well. As my lord of chaos, I know you like to keep your brand of it to where it doesn’t potentially harm anyone. And you are a sweetheart for doing that. My daughters just don’t know how to take a prank in stride. But in all seriousness, please be on the lookout for these events. And you two….”

She said as she gave her daughter a stern look. Both of them lowering their heads a bit.

“YOu need to learn not to hold grudges. You both know full well he is just doing his job. You could learn a lot from that young unicorn and her friends. They have learned to forgive him and one of them is even dating him. Looks like the student is more efficient than the mentor huh?”

“But mooooooooom!”

“No buts you two! Be a bit nicer to him, he is just doing his job!”

“Y-yes ma’am…”

They both said in a defeated tone. Faust nodded and went on to say whatever else was needed to be known. Just about certain events to come and all that. Very cryptic indeed. Once all the seriousness was out of the way and everything was discussed. Faust had sent them back to the mortal realm and gave them all a goodbye hug. But before she left, Celestia asked Faust a question. And the answer was about to get Malakai in a whole lot of trouble.

“Um..mother? What exactly is a ‘milf’?”

Malakai’s eyes widen as he slowly and quietly makes his way for the exit. This was gonna get bad….REAL fast. Faust, on the other hand, giggled lightly and leaned in to whisper to her daughters before disappearing.

--A few smashing and glass shattering sounds and screams of shock later--

Malakai comes barreling through the door and down the stairs with two severely angry alicorns chasing him down. Oooh, they were extremely crossed with him, speaking to their mother and the creator in such a...lewd and disrespectful manner. The chase when throughout the whole entire castle, Malakai running as fast as he feet would carry him.

“GET BACK HERE YOU!!!”

They both shouted in unison as they trailed after him. Malakai did not stop at all, leaping over and sliding under any obstacle that got in his way. Even leaping over tables in the mess hall, ducking and dodging chefs in the royal kitchen. This not stopping the princesses though as food and ponies flew through the air in their rampage.

“You can’t be mad at me for this! She agreed with the idea and it made her feel good! You are taking this to-. Shiiiiiiiit!”

He screamed out before tripping and starting to roll like a bowling ball through the large corridor towards a group of guard that were marching in a...conveniently enough bowling pin pattern. His speed only increases the more he rolls, the guards letting out a gasp and give a collective girly scream until... rolling....rolling...CRASH!!

Guards fly off in every direction as Malakai hits them dead center. He quickly gets to his feet and takes off again with Celestia and Luna still hot on his heels.

“SOOOORRRRYYYYY!”

He shouted as he turned the corner. The chase lead on for what nearly felt like forever, going from the gardens, through the castle corridors once more, even in the dungeon blocks. The guards and staff were so confused as to what was going on, they weren’t sure that they should help catch him or sit back and watch. It finally got to the point where they finally cornered him on a balcony. Thinking they had him. Malakai, on the other hand, was playing with them all along. And he grins a wicked grin before pulling a door knob out of his pocket and holds it up. They both looked at him in confusion. He then sticks it into thin air and turns it, opening a ‘door’ and walks through it.

“Bye ladies! You almost got me this time!”

He said before slipping into the passage and the knob disappearing when he left them standing their seething in anger. They were so angry that they could...well we'll leave that out for now. Malakai is just glad to be away from that mess, back in his own little realm where no one but him could get to.

“Whew….that was really close, but also was pretty fun..hehehehe.”

He chuckled to himself.

Author's Note

Hehehe, the final part was just so amusing in my head. Couldn't help but add this song.

May the darkness grant you peace.