Malakai sat up at near neck breaking speed. His eyes snapping wide open as he looks around at his surroundings. He quickly gets to his feet and staggers back, nearly falling back down as he tries to figure out where he was. From what he could tell, he was out in a grassy meadow with the moon shining down upon him. Then he spotted what he could see as a town of some sort off in the distance. As there were buildings with lights in the windows. So he was near civilization at least. This was good.

“Now then..where’s my bike?”

He said as he looked around, having no luck finding it. It had to be around here somewhere! But then he remembered the whole thing that had happened before. She said he could make anything happen right? He shrugs.

“What’s the harm in trying? For all I know, this is real...or that is some gooood drugs.”

He pictures his motorcycle in his mind and snaps his fingers. In a poof of light, his bike appears right in front of him, looking almost brand new. He blinks a few times and gasps slightly, a smile coming across his face. What else could he summon up? He thought of something silly to do next. He rubs his hands together with a wicked grin. He snaps his fingers once more and points them at the town. Next thing that happens? A large raincloud appears and….donuts fall from them? All kinds, chocolate, glazed, cream filled. Every donut one could imagine was falling upon the town. He can’t help but laugh at what was going on. He could really do as he pleased with this new ability of his! Ideas started sparking off in his head immediately. He could cause chaos for every being here if he so desired to. But he wasn’t that kind of guy. As fun as it was, he knew he had to show a little bit of mercy. He didn’t want to upset the balance after all.

“Hmm, I need to go and check out the area. I wonder if I can…”

He walks over to his bike and climbs on. He starts it up and starts it up, the engine roaring to life. He hits the gas and starts driving it, flames forming around the wheels of the bike and suddenly it takes flight, riding through the sky like it was an open road, leaving a trail of fire behind him as he does.

“Oh hell yeah!”

He exclaimed as he soared through the sky at top speed. Once he made it to Ponyville, he brought the bike back down to the ground and came to a stop in the middle of the square. All the donuts that had fallen earlier were still on the ground. He gets off his bike and snaps his fingers, making it disappear for the meantime. The more he walked around and looked, however, the more he remembered this place.

“Wait...she said ‘Equestria’. Could this really be…?”

Just then a golden and dark blue light appear in front of Malakai, making him jump back in surprise. The two beings he was looking at were both Celestia and Luna, but instead of being regular ponies, they were on two legs instead of four..and very tall and thick. Much like amazonian women. So he was in the place he thought he was in, they just looked different.

“Who knew that this place actually existed...What’s going through the author’s mind as he writes this stuff?”

(Honestly, I don’t know myself...I just make it up as I go along. Wait..what the…? Oh right...master of chaos can break the fourth wall.))

Malakai turns his attention back to the royal sisters who were glaring daggers at him. He smiles lightly and holds his arms out to his sides.

“Ladiiiies~ So good to finally meet you in person. Your mother told me all about you and how you killed off the last wielder of chaos. She said that you two got quite the talking to. Why don’t you two come and sit with me?”

He said as he snaps his fingers as levitating chairs and a table appear. He sits on one of them as sodas appear on the table, one for each of them.

“And, you are?”

Asked Celestia in a serious tone, continuing to stare the much shorter human down.

“Oh! How rude of me. I am Malakai Ryder. Your new friendly neighborhood chaos-man!”

He said as he disappears and reappears between the two sisters looking up at them as he wraps his arms around their waists, he can’t reach any higher.

“And you two are Princess Luna and Celestia. I can see how you to are related to Faust, you got her looks!”

He said before disappearing and reappearing again in front of them. Celestia looks at her younger sister and shakes her head.

“Well, at least he looks more normal anyways.”

“So, how do these tails of yours flow like they do without the wind?”

He said as he had both of their tails in his hands. They both look back to find their tails...missing!

“Give those back!”

They both screamed at him. He disappears and reappears on his bike and takes off with them, driving through the town as he holds them in one hand.

"Come get them, princesses!"

And so the chase began. Back and forth between building, upside down, right side up, He was just leading them everywhere he could and he was having a blast doing it too. Even at one point, he drove past a medium rock with them behind him. But as they went past the rock, he peeks his head out from under and drives his whole bike out from under it. Soon it got to the point where they both were getting exhausted and he was standing there with their tails in his hand leaning against his bike with a toothy grin.

“Hey, Celestia. Do YOU like bananas?”

He asked as he pulled a rocket launcher seemingly out of nowhere. But instead of RPG, it was bananas! He squeezed the trigger and fired it at both Celestia and Luna, pelting them both with the yellow fruit with a laugh. However, they weren’t too happy with him now.

“ENOUGH!”

Shouted Celestia as she brought up a forcefield and threw it his way. Though he was able to step out of the way in time and tosses the rpg away, making an explosion as it landed. They both came at him full force, attempting to tackle him to the ground. He quickly changes into a ninja outfit and lets out a low ‘hoi!” before throwing down a smoke bomb and disappears into the night. Well okay, maybe he disappeared just to the building above them, but he didn’t have their tails in his hand.

“See? Wasn’t that fun? We should definitely do this again sometime!”

He said before disappearing into another puff of smoke, but not before creating another rainstorm of donuts, this time he added pastries in the mix as well. Both the sisters were less than happy that he had toyed with them like it was nothing, but deep down, they knew that without a master of chaos, things just go so...boring. And he didn’t seem like he was any worse than Discord.

“He better watch his step…”

Luna said as she looked up to her sister, who seemed to be fixated on a certain thought on their new rival.

“Something tells me he will not be easy to control, Luna...He isn’t like Discord. Discord was overconfident in his abilities, believing that he was invincible, untouchable. But this...Malakai seems to possess a bit more logical sense than him. We best watch ourselves around him. I truly hope mother knew what she was up to. She brought in a complete stranger into our world. Anyways, let’s get this cleaned up before…”

Doors and windows fly open as ponies came out to see what all the fuss was about. All were confused and wondering why it was raining sweets. Pinkie Pie, of course, was all the more excited about it, running around and letting the donuts and pastries fall into her mouth.

“...everypony wakes up to see this…”

She said in an exhausted tone before her and her sister dispel that mess. Leaving Pinkie shouting.

“Hey, who turned off the donut rain?!”

--Somewhere In Malakai’s Own Realm--

The human remade his old apartment with a snap of his fingers. He wanted it to feel like home after all. Even with the view of the city just out his windows. He walks over to his couch and plops down on it with a sigh. He picks up the tv remote and clicks it on.Hey, he could do whatever he wanted after all. And he wanted to get his usual channels. So he made it happen. There was a knock at his door, then a bright white light entered his living room. There she was again, Faust.

“Aaah, so this is what it looked like in your home! Very cozy!”

“Hello there Faust. Come to check up on your new master of chaos huh?”

She walks over to him and sits beside him on the couch, he moves his feet back a bit so that she’d have some room and gave him a nod.

“I must admit. The way you toyed with my daughters like that was pretty amusing. nThe last chaos master took Celestia’s tail at one point, but it wasn’t as comical when he did it. And that banana cannon? I love it.”

Malakai smiled lightly and looked back to his tv screen.

“So tell me, Faust...I am not dreaming, am I? This whole thing that just happened. It’s not a dream or all inside from head from some hardcore drug?”

Faust giggles lightly and shakes her head.

“Oh no my dear Malakai. This is all real. You exist in my world now...well, technically this is your own realm, but you get the idea.”

He lets out a sigh as he gazes up at the ceiling. He wasn’t sad, but at the same time, he wasn’t rejoicing. He just felt...strange. Here he was in a new world with new beings and just...new everything.

“Well, this will certainly be a new and exciting chapter in my life. I can say that much. I don’t regret making this choice. I mean, I could very well rip the fabric of reality if I so wished. I mean..who could pass that deal up? I just hope I live up to your expectations of being a god of chaos..or whatever you call it here.”

Faust lightly places a hand on his shoulder, giving him a reassuring nod.

“I know you will do anything you can to maintain the balance.And I chose you because you are chaotic. But at the same time, you aren’t an evil being. I think things will change differently than the path I have seen before Discord was destroyed. Should you need guidance, I am always here for you.”

“Thanks alot Faust. And thanks for giving me this opportunity. I won’t let you down.”

Author's Note

I can already tell I am going to enjoy writing this and being silly with it all.

May the darkness grant you peace.